Chapter 40 Feed the toilet when it's time

"Are you his girlfriend?"

Jiang Ling stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of her. Even though she was used to seeing big scenes, she had to say at this time - bull!

At this moment, just a few meters away, her nominal husband was lying on the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead, but depending on the situation, it might not be very good.

"I'm not." Jiang Ling shook her head firmly, almost retching.

Just 3 minutes ago, Lu Zhanyu went to the toilet in the latrine in the village, but he didn't see it clearly. In addition, it was the first time he went to this kind of toilet after living for more than 20 years, so he stumbled and fell directly into the stinking cesspit.

Then the passing uncle scooped him up with a big dung spoon.

The inside of this kind of old cesspit is shaped like a hill, and Lu Zhanyu just happened to fall into it by chance. He struggled and twisted inside, screaming and screaming.

The uncle scratched his hair angrily, "It's really rare for someone to fall into the cesspit. He's such a young man, so he doesn't pay attention."

Jiang Ling's gaze fell on his slightly trembling eyelids. Lu Zhanyu's well-groomed hairstyle was now stained with a dark yellow sticky substance, yellow liquid oozes from the corners of his mouth, and there is a piece of fiery red pepper skin on his eyelids. Not a single piece of his body is clean.

too painful!

Jiang Ling refers to her own soul.

"Master, or else I'll go get a rescuer," Jiang Ling planned to run away first. She had no moral bottom line, and since Lu Zhanyu was not a person, there was no psychological pressure to run away, and she even felt it was very satisfying.

She endured it for a while, almost not laughing out loud.

As soon as she turned around, she saw Tao Lian rushing over. Jiang Ling's eyes lit up, and she turned back, with a smile on her face, and shook her hands, "This is his girlfriend, sir, then I'll go first!"

The uncle looked at Tao Lian, and gave her an encouraging gesture, "Are you this kid's girlfriend? Then I'll leave it to you, and I have to go to work!"

"Okay thanks——" Tao Lian took a closer look and felt that her eyes were thoroughly polluted. The Lu Zhanyu in her memory was now lying on the ground covered in feces, her black suit was covered with sticky yellow stuff, and the air exuded an unbreathable smell.

The photographer who has been following Jiang Ling and recorded all this can't help but take three steps back, really!It's so evil! !

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room all had expressions of shock on the face of dead pigs.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

[I wipe, I wipe, I wipe, it's so disgusting, help me, help me, no wonder Jiang Ling looks like he has eaten history, who would accept this change, I believe, she is very grateful to Tao Lian for coming at this moment]

[How about saving him first?I don’t think this is a good situation]

……

Tao Lian, after seeing her so-called true love, looks like this now.

She suddenly felt that true love seemed nothing!
Take another look.

She found the vegetable leaves on top of Lu Zhanyu's head, the folded toilet paper, the pepper skin on his eyelids, the history of his whole body, and the yellow liquid oozing from the corner of his mouth.

"If you are her girlfriend, then save her. You can fall into it if you pull a history. Is it because you have no brains or have never seen a cesspit," the uncle went back and forth, and sighed, "Alas... the times are different!"

The corners of Jiang Ling's mouth twisted, and she stepped back far away.

This kind of accident is the best test of true love.

The problem of "will you save me if I fall into the cesspit" is much more difficult than "whom will you save if your mother and I fall into the water".

Jiang Ling made a sharp comment on the live broadcast camera, "This is a test of the heart and soul, a test of the power of true love, right now, please pay attention to these two from time to time!"

"Jiang, Mr. Jiang..." The photographer weakly glanced at Tao Lian who was struggling in the distance, and then looked at Lu Zhanyu on the ground with disgust. He was quite curious, which also meant that the netizens asked the question they most wanted to ask, "Isn't Mr. Lu your husband? I heard that you have a deep affection for him. Teacher Tao even had conflicts with you several times about Mr. Lu. At that time, there were a lot of news that you couldn't love Mr. Lu."

The photographer was a little apprehensive, but not much.

Although this question is quite sharp, after these few days of getting along, he followed Jiang Ling from morning to night every day, and he probably figured out that she was not the kind of little white flower who sacrificed for love described on the Internet, and she was not even the same as what was said on the Internet. The contempt and disgust she showed towards Lu Zhanyu were not fake.

Netizens tied their ears again, ready to hear what she had to say.

"Actually, I have also thought about this thought-provoking question," Jiang Ling lowered her eyes and said the first half of the sentence lightly.

"Huh?" The photographer thought he had really dug out some insider information about the industry, and was taken aback.

Then I heard Jiang Ling continue to say, "At the beginning, when I met him for the first time, it was in a business war."

Trade War? ? !

Netizens are all 12 points interested.

This is much more shocking than the teacher talking about his first love ten years ago when he was sleepy! !
It may become an important dictation for investigating Jiang Ling's sudden marriage into a wealthy family.

Jiang Ling glanced at Lu Zhanyu who was on the ground, and began to speak at length.

"At that time, when I passed by their company, I found that the opposite company bribed their housekeeper and wiped the shower gel on the floor tiles in the lobby. Whoever walked past would slip and fall, and oiled the soles of their feet. Then I found out that Mr. Lu secretly sent someone to pour boiling water on the fortune tree of the opposite company, and finally watered it to death." The man!! He has to feed the toilet every day when the time comes!"

"I think Tao Lian must also be fascinated. I will transfer this strange man for free. Today is the handover ceremony!" Jiang Ling applauded while talking.

On the other side, Tao Lian's heart has been tangled.

Especially after hearing Jiang Ling's applause, she plucked up her courage and glanced at Lu Zhanyu, the man she once loved most, from the corner of her eye.

In the end, she found that she really couldn't do it.

The high-spirited scumbag back then gradually forgot in her mind, replaced by the current appearance.

The hair, the toilet paper on the cuffs, and the half-clenched fist. After observing from a distance, she found that Lu Zhanyu's fist was full of history!
On this occasion, no matter what kind of love brain, all disappeared at this moment.

She felt as if she didn't love this scumbag too much.

(End of this chapter)

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