Lawyer Luo’s live broadcast of popularization of the law, are you acting as a joke player?

Chapter 88 Zhang San: I am starving to death in the wild, is it illegal to catch a panda and roast it?

interview site.

Meng Bing froze for a moment.

Lawyer Luo's words are very philosophical and bookish.

That's great! ?

"So, everyone here, live your life well, and work hard to play your own script well.

There are a lot of negative hurdles that I can’t get past. After a few years, if you look back, you will think that I was struggling with this hurdle..."

"We human beings are the greatest creations of nature. If nothing else, just say that there are countless cells in our body that are living for us..."

Luo Kai put his hands together.

Talking to the camera.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast of the interview felt that these cheering words seemed to be for themselves.

Life is not easy.

Then encourage each other.

Be less hostile!
A little more kindness! (double bet)

Mengbing smiled and her eyes were as crooked as the moon.

He picked up the words: "Everyone heard, you and I are very important, you can be discouraged, but please don't be depressed for a long time!
Lawyer Na Luo, there are many netizens on the Internet who especially like your jokes. Can you use a joke to tell how precious people are?It would be even better if you can add a little legal knowledge! "

Good guy.

Worthy of being a professional host.

This ability to respond is simply insane.

Luo Kai faced such additional problems.

He expressed his willingness to accept: "Since everyone likes my jokes, let me tell you what happened to Zhang San!"

Luo Kai sat on a chair with a backrest, leaning back slightly.

Then the voice was like a clear spring in the mountains, slowly telling what happened after Zhang San:
"What about Zhang San this time, he went camping in the primeval forest, went on an adventure, and tried to survive in the wild!

He has been starved for more than 20 days. Under the condition of hunger, he saw a panda in the mountain stream not far away. Let's talk about what will happen to the starving person when he meets a giant panda? "

Luo Kai paused deliberately when he said this.

"What about after that?" Meng Bing waited eagerly for the continuation of the story.

A hungry person, on the verge of starving to death...

Will it be counter-killed by pandas?
Luo Kai smiled lightly and continued: "Under such circumstances, Zhang San was extremely hungry, so he overturned this giant panda with his bare hands, set fire beside him, and roasted this giant panda."

"Excuse me, did Zhang San commit any crime?"

Mengbing:? ? ?
The panda is so cute, why eat it?

Netizens who watched this live broadcast room played various tricks:
"Don't worry, if you can't beat the panda [doge], it's not certain who will eat it!"

"After 20 days of starvation, you can still turn over a panda, it deserves to be eaten [crying with joy]"

"A person who can kill pandas in the wild without eating or drinking for 20 days, how high is the research value!? At least in the Golden Core Stage of Immortal Cultivation, crooked mouth"

"According to the researcher, at most three days without drinking water, seven days without food, and more than 20 days, it is recommended to contribute to the body. You need to go to the research room to cut a slice [doge]."

"Panda: I've been offended, which one of us eats who? Do we have to paint all white or all black to think I'm a bear? [Insidious][Insidious]"

"Panda: Are you sure you're with me? Solo? I've been hungry for 20 days, and I just started eating meat. [doge]"

"Siberian Tiger and Panda: Don't ask for a takeaway to be shoveled!"

"The bite force of panda's canine teeth is 1300N and the bite force of crack teeth is more than 1800. Maybe you have no idea. Let's put it this way, the bite force of lion's (the kind on the grassland) canines and crack teeth is a little more than 1300 and a little more than 2000 respectively. [Wild mouth] [Wild mouth] Those who say that pandas don't have deadly weapons, pandas say I only have one bite [Wild mouth]"

"Question [-], you are almost starving to death, how did you get on the mount of the God of War?

Question [-] Even if you are not hungry and you have no guns or weapons, are you sure you can beat a panda?
Question [-] Where do you go to find wild pandas (ー_ー)!!”

"It's not advisable to fight for the sake of fighting upstairs. Lawyer Luo emphasized that people can use any wild animals when their lives are threatened."

"Legal questions may be fictitious and there is no need to look for realistic logic. Math questions also store water while releasing water."

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"Giant pandas are protected animals. If you eat them, you will definitely commit a crime, right? And they are still roasted..." Meng Bing felt a little overwhelmed at the interview site.

"But when Zhang San is about to starve to death, it should be justifiable to do such a behavior!"

Luo Kai gave the little girl a favorable look: "Yes, that's what I was going to say, there is a legal concept called emergency avoidance.

That is to say, when people face the sudden danger of nature and are on the verge of death, they can put aside their general concerns and take their own survival as the first priority! "

"It is definitely against the law to roast a panda and eat it in normal times, but when human life is at stake, you can use emergency avoidance to stop the illegal and criminal facts, and you will be innocent in the end."

"Of course Zhang San has to prove afterwards that he really would starve to death if he didn't eat this panda. Under urgent circumstances, he should do such a thing."

"The joke I said...cough cough cough, the example I said is to let everyone know that our human life is the most precious, the most precious!"

"What are pandas? Pandas are beasts. Which one is more important, humans or beasts? Pandas are treasures, so what are we? We are humans, and we are priceless treasures!

People are always higher than animals. Zhang San hasn’t eaten for 20 days and is starving to death. Can he eat a panda?
Of course you can eat it, you can eat it by burning it or grilling it. You can see pandas killing pandas, Siberian tigers killing Siberian tigers, golden monkeys eating golden monkeys, and eat one a day!
Objectively speaking, Zhang San's behavior does meet the constituent elements of the crime of intentionally killing rare and endangered wild animals, but it can be stopped by Zhang San's emergency escape from starvation! "

"Even pandas are not as precious as our human lives, so everyone knows how precious you are!"

After Luo Kai finished speaking.

The cute ice next to it is slightly stuck!
This passage is true.

Absolutely!

While lively and interesting, it can also popularize the law.

Good guy, Meng Bing knew on the Internet before that Lawyer Luo was called Zhang San, an outlaw.

Now I finally understand how the nickname came from.

Very strong!

very showy.

too good.

hiss!
"Wild protected animals are very rare, everyone should protect them, ahem, ahem, of course, what Lawyer Luo said just now is a joke, please don't take it seriously."

Mengbing felt that her thinking had taken a huge leap.

It turns out that PFA can be so interesting?
It turns out that jokes can still be so attractive?
It turns out that this is how Zhang San, the outlaw lunatic, came here!
After infinite resurrection, he defied the law and committed various crimes that Lawyer Luo mentioned.

Just strong.

Luo Kai seemed to think of something and continued: "When it comes to this wild animal, I think of a crime..."

(End of this chapter)