Chapter 201

"This expression is so funny, I can't hold my nerve any longer! Sorry, I'm trained, but when I meet someone super funny, hahahaha..."

Luo Kai covered his face.

He is wearing a single shirt.

Broken hair was shiningly scattered on his forehead.

Covered with palms.

I can't stand it anymore.

Luo Kai searched for more information about the subway judge incident on his computer.

Especially when I saw that a certain ghost video creator had re-created this material.

The backhand looks like everyone is being slapped, and it is played over and over again.

It's simply a joy to die for.

The information Luo Kai searched for on the computer was also projected on the netizen's mobile phone.

Some netizens have known about this for a long time and are overjoyed to see the classic repeated again.

Some netizens saw the whole incident for the first time, and they couldn’t hold back anymore:
“This guy came over from another car when he heard the argument, and then studied the conversation between the next two people.

When I saw the old man saying, "The social atmosphere is ruined by you people," I was planning to target the aunt with my skills. But when the old man said, "I will occupy ten seats by myself," my ultimate move automatically locked the old man, and I made a backhand. Big pussy.Ha ha ha ha! "

"After watching the complete video, Aunt Ziyi couldn't move, and there was no room for one person. If there really was a place, her husband (who was beaten in blue clothes) wouldn't be standing, but the judge heard that there was someone in the car here. I came in from another car midway, and I didn’t really understand the whole process. When my ultimate move heard the keyword, I automatically searched for the enemy [doge].”

Some particularly talented netizens even wrote about the causes and consequences of this incident in classical Chinese:

"Two old women were debating seats. The gentleman walked forward, heard their argument and judged each other. When he first heard that the woman had two, he wanted to do it. Then he heard that the old man had ten, and he immediately sentenced him! Suddenly he slapped her! As he walked away, the two followed. Also, when he saw the woman wearing a fan later, the woman and the old man were surprised, and the old man immediately called the Yamen servant, but the king was a fool, so he made peace."

talent.

Some netizens even revealed that the subway judge’s deeper identity is mental illness.

then.

Netizens were extremely happy that the old man who was beaten was mentally ill and could not do anything about it.

"Damn it, you're crazy, and it's the certified one, the real version T0, immune to harm from law (law)!"

"It seems that it is necessary to go to the hospital to get a mental illness certificate. The main reason is that I also want to promote justice.
If someone smokes in a public place, I’ll give him a bag, if he’s occupying a seat, I’ll give him a bag, if a naughty kid fights on the high-speed train, I’ll give his parents a bag. It’s so cool to think about it! "

"Thank you for forcing Kabuto!"

"Although I don't advocate this approach, I feel very happy with this move. I did something that we usually wouldn't dare to do. It's been a long time since we were in trouble."

"This slap is the feeling of helplessness in social practice when certain "bad people grow old" and can rely on the legal and moral protection umbrella of "relying on the elderly and selling them off" to make some "disrespectful" problems. Go up, a kind of joyful and dripping breath [doge]"

"First! Never act out of emotion; Second! Never miss a single bad decision; Third! Absolutely fair and beautiful referee, Subway Judge, come to see [Black Hole]!"

"Uncle: I want to occupy ten seats!

Young man: I’m going to hit ten! ! "

"Everyone will get old, so give in if you can. But someone who is so arrogant that he wants to occupy 10 seats deserves to be beaten!"

"I once took my child on the subway, and no one gave up my seat. In the end, an old lady greeted us as we were about to get off."

“It’s really not obligatory to give up your seat, but sometimes it does help people.

It can be voluntary, but cannot be forced.It's not a question of giving up your seat, but a question of attitude.

If I am disrespectful when I am old, young people are welcome to come and beat me [doge]. "

"After I leave, they will line up honestly and no longer occupy seats, not because they have found out in conscience, but because I have smoked!

——Subway Judge! "

“Subway Judge.

Passive: Suffering from mental illness and cannot be selected by law after attacking the enemy.

Q skill: Listen
The judge enters a calm state, selects the target sound line, and reduces the surrounding noise.

W skill: Thinking

The judge enters a thinking state and analyzes and "listens" to the selected enemy's language within 5 seconds.

E skill: Judgment
The judge enters the judgment state and locks the target position of the enemy selected by "Thinking" within 5 seconds.

R skill: Moment of Judgment
The judge gains 300% movement speed and will be charged when moving.When the charge reaches 100, the judge can release a sky-killing strike to attack the target selected by "Judgment".

It will be recharged after each attack. When the judge attacks the same position of an enemy, the damage will receive a physical bonus of (100+2 [enemy age]). "

"Hey, brother upstairs, I'm afraid you're obsessed with playing games, hahahaha, but it's so real, Gan! Let's listen to Lawyer Luo say whether it's really okay to beat someone with a mental illness. "

"..."

Netizens will take care of themselves.

So the live broadcast room was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Some netizens also want to learn some knowledge about mental illness when they are happy to know nothing.

legal knowledge.

Ah!
For example, is it not illegal to hit someone with a mental illness?
Is there no punishment?

Is everything going to be fine?

Luo Kai saw that so many netizens had such a strong thirst for legal knowledge.

Of course, I was very pleased, and I cut out and framed the video clip of the subway judge on the computer next to me!
Play slowly!
Especially when I saw this subway judge, his eyes were a bit weird and his behavior was a bit stiff!
This is a sign of mental illness. Luo Kai slid the mouse with his hand and explained: "What you want to ask is whether it is illegal for a mentally ill person to hit someone, right?"

"My answer is that it is illegal. It is a crime for a mentally ill person to hit someone, injure others, damage property or anything like that! It is illegal!"

“Based on the dichotomy of the nature of the crime, objectively speaking, he actually committed a criminal act, but subjectively because he is mentally ill and cannot control his body, or has very weak control over his body, this is a subjective reason for blocking the law!

The facts of the crime were established, but the path to punishment was cut off and blocked.

Subjective illegal reasons for blocking, well, this is a very professional term in law. If you don’t understand the law deeply, you will interpret it as mental illness and cut off the channels for punishing crimes!

Therefore, it is a crime for the subway judge to hit someone, but there is no punishment! "

"There are three ways to judge a case legally, especially in a criminal case. One is to find guilty, the other is to find not guilty, and the third is to find guilty but not punished!"

"To put it simply, this mental patient cannot be punished at all. If there is any economic loss or something, the guardian of the mental patient will be responsible for compensation.

The above information was circulated from netizens, and it can only be deduced that the subway judge is indeed mentally ill. Otherwise, it would still be illegal for a normal person to hit someone. If the circumstances are minor, he may be subject to administrative penalties, which is probably what it looks like! "

When Luo Kai said this, he also deliberately added: "Dear friends, mental illness is not easy to fake, in today's state of technological development!
The identification of mental illness cannot be determined in a short time, but can only be determined after long-term observation over many years!

Moreover, he has to be sent back to the mental hospital for observation and treatment after a period of time. That scene is very painful.

Everyone, please stop thinking about the outlaw Zhang San in your heart. Hitting someone will be punished, and the same goes for mental patients, but the carrier of punishment becomes the guardian of the mental patient..."

Luo Kai quickly advised netizens to quickly extinguish a certain bold idea in their hearts.

Quickly control Zhang San in your heart.

After Luo Kai finished his simple science popularization.Netizens are still not satisfied.

After all, some bad guys are getting older in this day and age.

There are endless cases of occupying seats.

Especially kidnapping from a moral level disgusts countless young people.

Giving up your seat on the subway or bus is a handed down etiquette, but it is not an obligation.

Netizens posted comments such as thank you to Lawyer Luo.

Luo Kai looked at the time.

Only 20 minutes passed.

Ah!
Chatting casually with these netizens can indeed relieve the tension that has been tense since the recent lawsuit.

Especially next, you can watch the trial of the gold medal lawyer online.

call!
Quite comfortable.

Luo Kai continued to chat with netizens online for a while.

For example, the rape and marriage fraud case he took on before.

"The prosecutor suggested that I separate the marriage fraud case and the rape case. Both sides should fight on their own and prosecute with their own grounds of action!"

"If it is a rape case, it may involve personal privacy protection, and the trial may not be open. It is estimated that no one will be able to see the trial scene!"

"But if the client I represent later sues for marriage fraud, it will be a fraud case. At that time, netizens can watch, but it may not be limited to two cases, and there may be a third case. In this case, we will apply for official compensation!
After all, if our client is not guilty, he has been detained for more than 100 days. This is illegal, so he needs to apply for compensation, apply for official compensation, and then there will be three cases..."

Luo Kai quickly told netizens the information he learned.

It also allows netizens to take advantage of the situation.

This shows how much attention this case has received.

But this case does have all the elements that attract attention.
A bloody blind date!

Mother-in-law urges marriage!
Sky-high price gift!

The house is divided as pre-marital property!
Scam!

Strong x crime!
Good guy.

Such a hodgepodge mixed together.

It’s hard not to attract people’s attention.

Luo Kai looked at the netizens who seemed to want to know more about rape.

Especially some netizens who are married.

I just feel like I have to be careful when sleeping and doing things recently, for fear of accidentally angering my girlfriend or wife.

Then the wife backhandedly committed rape...

Luo Kai looked at this group of netizens who were extremely curious about knowledge.

His eyes rolled slightly: "There is no need to be so insecure. Do you want to know about the crime of rape?"

"Then let me tell you a simple joke. This joke also happened to Zhang San!"

Luo Kai talked about telling jokes.

Many netizens pricked up their ears.

Front row, intense crowd watching.

Lawyer Luo, I haven’t told a joke in a long time.

"In this joke, Zhang San is a student in his 20s, probably a senior who is about to graduate!

Because he had been single all this time, Zhang San saw a young woman and raped her. Later, Zhang San was arrested.

Everyone knows that boys’ chromosomes are xy and girls’ chromosomes are xx. If we judge Y, from what angle should we judge?Therefore, all concepts are subject to value judgment!

In this case, what theory should we adopt for the victim, the chromosome theory?Or anatomy?Or is it determined by social theory? "

"Do you feel it's a headache and complicated?"

"If the decision is made in this way, then the order will be directly disrupted. Therefore, the law must make a certain value judgment and finally determine that the victim is a female. The behavior committed by Zhang San constitutes the crime of rape!"

After Luo Kai finished telling the joke briefly.

Netizens went crazy!
All kinds of fun tricks are popping up:

"Thinking of that lyric: Is it friendship or love that is missed!"

"Fuck, I'm even more excited!"

"I'm curious, how do two completely opposite systems manifest themselves on the body? Front and back? Is the position completely wrong?"

"It's very magical [doge], but not as magical as mine. I actually want to see [doge] with my own eyes!"

"It doesn't necessarily appear on the surface, it might be hidden inside the body!"

"Chromosomes are the most unreliable. The same chromosomes can also cause gender representation to change due to the deletion or mutation of a certain segment. Human genders are much more diverse than you think."

"Chimera chimera. The extra set of organs came from the unborn twins.

Originally, the mother was pregnant with twins. For some reason, one of the twins disappeared, but the disappearance was not complete. The organs were embedded in the surviving fetus.This led to the emergence of intersex people.

It has also been reported before that a woman who gave birth to a child that was not her own later found out that the genes of her organs belonged to her sister, not hers. This is also the case. "

“Would everyone be able to celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day [thinking]!”

“There’s a movie called Ex Destination!”

"How do you know upstairs? I also thought of this movie!

It’s super brain-burning. I didn’t understand it the first time. It means that I raped myself, gave birth to myself, killed myself, and saved myself again [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]! "

"Huh? Mom gave birth to it."

"Snow Leopard shut up!"

“In summary, gasoline-electric hybrids are also classified as (fuel) motor vehicles!”

"Hey, you're such a fucking genius. The hybrid hybrid represents androgyny!"

"This is a very good judgment. Based on the five factors of chromosome theory, anatomy theory, social theory, the victim's subjective identity and ID card information, we can judge whether he is male or female based on the principle of majority submission. If three or more of them are If the elements say he is a male, then he is a male, otherwise, she is a female!”

"Why are the jokes told by Lawyer Luo so explosive! It's hard for me to believe that this is a joke!"

"Medical student, I just saw the same case some time ago! I was numb immediately!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)

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