Lawyer Luo’s live broadcast of popularization of the law, are you acting as a joke player?

Chapter 145 Zhang San: The Son of the Snake Passed the Key Examination and Released 985 Snakes to Celebrate?

【Extrajudicial lunatic Zhang San Pufa live broadcast room】

Luo Kai looked at the barrage that was crashing like running water.

Everyone was laughed out loud!

Sure enough, the whole job depends on these sand sculpture netizens.

Luo Kai remembers whether he said in the last live broadcast or when he said that he should avoid danger, and that he can eat giant pandas if he is about to starve to death after 20 days of starvation...

But I didn't expect a female anchor to do such a stupid thing.

Is there no lower limit nowadays for gaining eyeballs and traffic?
Don't these people study the law a little bit?

Even watching the live broadcast of law popularization is fine...

After watching the video, Luo Kai saw the female anchor sitting on the regret chair, handcuffed, and crying emotionally.

There wasn't any sense of sympathy.

On the contrary, the feeling of irony is more:
"If I'm not mistaken, this shark's name is Great White Shark, and it belongs to the second protection animal! It is an endangered wild animal that is included in the protection list. With the current technology, it cannot be artificially raised.

The behavior of the female anchor has been suspected of constituting the crime of illegally acquiring precious and endangered wild animal products.

Generally, the sentence is less than five years in prison and a fine is imposed, but if the circumstances are bad, the sentence can be up to 15 years in prison! "

"And the female anchor is not insane, or she can be exempted from punishment in case of emergency avoidance, so it is necessary to go in and stay for a few years before sewing a machine!

Of course, if she does not cooperate with the investigation and does not truthfully confess where she bought and shipped it from, once it is determined to be a hugely harmful plot, then it will be more than 10 years! "

Luo Kai took a sip from his cup: "As for who bought it from, who delivered it, and those who participated in the filming and eating, they must also go in together. If there is no accident, at least 4 people must go in in a row. !"

buyers!
Trafficker!
Carriers in the process!
And accomplices who video shoot and eat a little!

Minimum is 4 people.

Luo Kai exhorted netizens under the camera in the live broadcast room: "All netizens, cherish and learn from the knowledge and experience of this female anchor who was sentenced and verified by her own behavior!"

"Even if you just read the jokes about the law when you have nothing to do! At least you can learn some knowledge subtly while listening to the music!"

My Luo is just talking about jokes in the live broadcast room, but some people abruptly turn their lives into jokes!
Just outrageous, okay?
Luo Kai put down the cup in his hand.

Put your hands together: "But when it comes to crimes caused by animals, I have a joke here."

Got a joke?
Oh open?

Netizens instantly cheered up!
"It's been a long time since I heard a joke from Lawyer Luo!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't play tricks here."

"The material of the famous scene of ghosts and animals is scheduled, and the screen recording is ready!"

"Onlookers in the front row, eating melons in the front row!"

Good guy, the barrage was very quiet when I was teaching French.

But as soon as I heard that I was going to tell a joke, everyone cheered up.

That's outrageous, okay?

Luo Kai clasped his hands together, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth: "This time we are still here to persecute Zhang San! In this story, Zhang Sanlang is a father. His child just passed the college entrance examination and got it two days ago. College entrance examination notice!
one look!It is the admission notice of 985!It is a key university!This is a good thing for Guangzong Yaozu!
But Zhang San was very happy, because other people in the same village invited relatives and friends to have a meal to celebrate or show off!
Zhang San felt that he should do something for his son to achieve such good grades! "

"...Thinking that my son, who is about to enter a key university, is a snake. I heard that some people on the Internet use the method of releasing animals to accumulate merit. Is it possible to release 985 snakes to accumulate merit for my son?

So he did what he said, Zhang San bought everywhere, and he actually bought 1000 poisonous snakes!Release animals in a park.

Then their behavior just started to put one or two, and they were given silver bracelets! "

When Luo Kai said this, his body sat up slightly.

Spreading his hands slightly: "Do you think Zhang San's behavior constitutes a crime? If it constitutes a crime, which one did he violate? How should he be sentenced after committing a crime?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room really have law students: "Combined with the case just now, the poisonous snake should also belong to the protection of animals, and he will be convicted of the same crime at that time?"

"Releasing so many poisonous snakes in the park at one time is simply against the sky. I believe that no one will dare to go to that park for at least a few years!"

"It's only one or two snakes, it shouldn't matter if you stop them on the spot..."

"Zhang San: My good fellow, come to persecute me again!"

Luo Kai glanced at the tablet in his hand, and answered, "What do poisonous snakes belong to? They belong to animals that may cause danger to people around them!"
First of all, he committed the crime of illegally buying and selling endangered and rare wild animals, and secondly, the act of releasing poisonous snakes endangered public safety, and the crime of endangering public safety was also arranged for him!Combined punishment for several crimes.

Well, the crime of endangering public safety, I believe friends who watched the case of demolishing the load-bearing wall before should be familiar with this crime. "

Luo Kai combined the questions asked by netizens with the cases he had previously held in court.

Luo Kai earnestly spread the law to netizens by telling jokes.

But the comment section of netizens seems to be a bit crooked.

For example, a netizen asked a question against heaven:
"Dad, I'm a dragon [doge] [doge] (eyes crazy hint)!"

"[Doge] directly grabs two dragon princes and eats sashimi!"

"Dragon is too much! Those who belong to Tiger can operate [doge]"

"God against the sky, Liliyuan is on the score, then go enjoy a () [doge]
I belong to ____, and I released 985 lobsters by the river! "

"Those who belong to the tiger have to buy 985 tiger [doge]"

"I'm a chicken, put 985 just because [doge]"

"Will it still be a crime if you put a snake without fangs?"

Netizens will always draw inferences from one instance.

Throwing poisonous snakes is a crime.

So if a poisonous snake without fangs, will it be exempted from liability?

Immediately, some netizens replied:

"Also, destroying the local ecosystem [doge], [doge], crime of disturbing public order, you can choose one!"

"If you want to release 985 snakes, you must first catch 985 snakes. If the supplier's stock is insufficient, you must catch them immediately. Because of your demand, the snakes were caught. So is releasing snakes like this a meritorious deed? I don't think so. .”

"TMD, by the river outside our community, someone pulled a cart full of bullfrogs to release them this morning! I called the newspaper officer and the property management team at that time, and I don't know if they were released in the end!"

"Call the bullfrog shop for faster resolution [doge]"

"I'm thinking about which of the twelve zodiac signs you have 985 are quite scary, rat ox tiger rabbit dragon snake horse sheep monkey rooster dog dog pig."

"Except for rabbits that don't actively attack people, other animals are quite threatening when they are in large numbers. Tigers can kill people, cows and horses can kill people, and hundreds of mice or monkeys crawling on your face are very scary."

"Chicken farms are still very easy [Tibetan Fox], or there is almost one chicken farm in the vegetable market..."

"Listening to Lawyer Luo's jokes, why I want to laugh inexplicably, especially looking at his little expression with an inexplicable smile, I am so happy..."

"..."

Luo Kai looked as if some netizens really wanted to give it a try.

Let's seriously discuss which zodiac is easier to release and save money...

He hurriedly coughed and interrupted: "Okay, okay, I'm just telling you a joke, just let everyone have fun!
So let's take a look at who is the first person to ask for help today..."

Luo Kai quickly slid the tablet.

I hope I don't encounter any weird help seekers in the future.

Do a little more work in the human world, don't make it so in the underworld.

Luo Kai originally wanted to add it randomly.

But one person who added friends has obviously been removed.

But it was added several times crazily.

The postscript when adding friends is:
"Lawyer Luo, I just got the ticket, can you listen to my story? The one that has been on the news, really, this is very important to me!"

On the news?
It seems to be a very important thing.

Or an event that affects a lot of discussions.

Netizens also expressed their curiosity.

Since it's on the news...

hiss!
Wouldn't it be fun to watch again?

Do it fast, do it fast.

Luo Kai quickly added friends.

The other party just made a direct video call through a friend.

Active ones will not work.

beep.

Luo Kai put the tablet on a shelf in front of him.

In this way, the 30-degree angle of the shoes can give the neck a little rest.

Luo Kai has the largest range of video pages for help seekers.

Your own call page is shrunk to a minimum.

This allows the viewer to watch from a first-person perspective.

The caller is on the other side of the video.

The sound is a bit noisy.

He seemed to be in a hall.

There are many people coming and going.

"I didn't expect to be able to connect with Lawyer Luo, hahahahaha, what a surprise!"

"Lawyer Luo, I've always liked you. As soon as I saw you on the air, even if I did some things, I would wear a headset. After turning off the screen, I would listen to you and listen to your stories."

The man quickly walked out of the hall with his mobile phone in hand.

Came to a staircase outside the hall.

This person is not too dirty.

Sitting down.

it's here.

Finally, the noisy sound was much less.

"Are you here to consult on some legal matters? If so, as long as I can help, I can give you some legal advice."

Luo Kai is more concerned about being able to be on the news.

However, the help-seeker happily touched his dark face: "It's not a big deal, I just caught a 20-jin fish two days ago, and then tied the fish to the rear of the car to block the license plate number. "

"No, the fines I'm holding in my hand are the receipts for paying fines and deducting points this time."

The buddy shook the ticket in his hand while talking, and cheerfully shared a video link.

is a link to a news video.

Luo Kai clicked and opened it.

On a certain car, a roadside surveillance camera captured a huge fish tied to the car's butt.

Blocked the license plate.

Then there is the picture taken when this buddy was taken to the law enforcement point for processing:
"Did you get a number plate?" asked the law enforcement officer holding a pen and paper.

However, this buddy was full of pride, and answered the question: "How do you know that I caught a big fish weighing more than 20 catties."

Law enforcement officers:? ? ?
I asked you if you have the license plate number?How do you know I caught a big fish weighing more than 20 catties?
Is this showing off?
Is this something to be proud of?

Is this a fisherman's show off?
"Yes, I did block the license plate number with a big fish weighing more than 20 kilograms!"

"Okay, you don't have to repeatedly emphasize that your fish weighs more than 20 catties!"

"Now we have decided to deduct 9 points and fine you 500 yuan. Do you accept the penalty?"

The fisherman said cheerfully: "I accept the punishment, I accept the punishment!"

"This fine has a recorder to take a frontal shot. This is a necessary procedure. You can pay the money and settle it!"

However, the fisherman hesitated: "Can you write that I was fined for dropping a 20-jin fish on the photo of my ticket?"

Law enforcement officers:……

The video playback ends here.

Because this buddy is too funny.

Too sandy!

So a news media reprinted it.

Under the booing of netizens.

It was really on the hot search for a while.

Probably around 50 on the hot search list.

Luo Kai was speechless.

It can be seen that this fisherman used to use 9 points and a fine of 500, but was inexplicably seen by the entire Yanhuang people.

Netizens are crazy about it:

"I can blow it for a lifetime. This buddy is on his 60th birthday. I guess he can slap his thigh. Alas, the fish he caught back then was too big and blocked the license plate. The whole network knows it. Dog head."

"Fisherman: Let me tell you, I almost broke my rod at that time, and it took me a long time to get it up!

"It's understandable to be proud, and don't forget to obey the traffic rules!"

"When did the shielded number plate change to 9 points? I remember it used to be 12 points?"

"It seems that it has been changed, it does not match the permitted model, nine points will be deducted.

Nine points will be deducted for intentionally covering the number plate.

It's just that 12 points will be deducted for altering and forging number plates.

Three points will be deducted for incorrectly installing the number plate. "

"So happy to be fined? On the other hand, deduction of 9 points can let the whole network know that he caught a big fish. It seems to be a good deal [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] 9 points and 500 are on the news!
The whole world knows that you have caught a big fish, and you can still make up for it. Big fish are not easy to catch [off single doge] (Of course it is wrong to cover the number plate)”

"Unless you're close to the end of the month, nine points will be deducted, and you get one more three points, or six points for running a red light, and you're done. You don't need to start. Go learn again."

"The ten behaviors are not worth encouraging. He has also received the punishment he deserves, and he didn't cause serious consequences. It can only be seen as a joke, but this way of becoming famous is really ironic."

"Forget it, I don't like to be famous like this, so I'd better leave this kind of embarrassing opportunity to others [eat melon]."

"The punishment is accepted, but the whole network knows that I have no time to fight. [doge]"

"This reminds me of someone. What's the name of the big fishing brother? Every day he is chased by his wife and goes out without looking back. He gets in the car and goes fishing. The wife says she dares to go, so don't come back. If she doesn't listen, the wife says she dares to go at night." Sleeping with the door open and not listening to [doge]”

"Participant: This ticket must specify that the person covering the license plate is a 20-jin big fish, so it must be written as 20 catties!"

"Le, this ticket is really valuable as a collectible if it is auctioned off!

The happiness didn't disappear, it just transferred to my face [eat melon]. "

"Fishing costs at least a few thousand yuan a year, isn't it just for this moment! But this kind of behavior is not advocated!"

"Perfect ending, the owner of the car was fined for blocking the license plate, the audience was satisfied, the fisherman let the audience know that he caught a big fish, and the fisherman was also satisfied [doge], the fisherman who couldn't catch the fish, of course, cursed Step on and report!"

"I thought the fisherman caught a big fish to show off just for a joke, but it turned out to be for fun. Is fishing really that fun? [Laughs] [Laughs]"

(End of this chapter)