Strange Sequence: Longevity from Guoshu

Chapter 50 A Funny Lazy Man
There are two things that make men most unhappy in this world: money and women!
Lin Jingting lives happily because he has neither women nor money.

At this time, he was lying comfortably on the bed in the dormitory. He listened to the growl in his stomach and remained motionless. Even though he was already panicked with hunger, he still didn't bother to go out to eat. He knew that as long as he endured for a while, other roommates who played games would go to eat, and he would just ask them to bring a portion back for him.

Suddenly, three people pushed open the dormitory door and walked in. It was Jiang You, Lu Yuan, and a female student from the Student Union whom Lu Yuan contacted in advance to introduce their identities.

As soon as Jiang You stepped into the dormitory, it felt like he had stepped into a garbage dump. All kinds of takeaway boxes overflowed from the trash can, and the leftover beer and Coke bottles were all over the floor, making it impossible to get down. A rope was pulled in the middle, with yellowed clothes and socks on it, and cigarette ashes were everywhere.

A few shirtless college students in the dormitory were playing games with headphones. When they saw Jiang You and Lu Yuan coming in, they ignored them.

The female classmate looked at all this in shock. She never expected that her school had such a dirty dormitory. She asked, "Student, let's find Lin Jingting!"

One of the boys heard the sound, stood up from his seat, pointed to the bed near the inside, and then went to the toilet.

The three walked to Lin Jingting's bed, and the female classmate asked, "Are you Lin Jingting?"

Lin Jingting lay on the bed and lazily hummed, "What can you do with me?"

"I'm not looking for you. These two are the staff responsible for network security. I want to talk to you about something." The female student helped the shelf beside the bed, touched the dust in her hands, and immediately took out a tissue from her pocket to wipe her hands. "Why is the hygiene in your dormitory so poor? Can't we do some cleaning?"

"Too lazy to do it!"

The female classmate sighed and looked at Lin Jingting's dirty face, "Then at least wash your face clean!"

Lin Jingting said with a smile, "Why don't you wash your face anymore? We wash once every three days and once every five days."

The female classmate slapped her face fiercely, as if someone had suddenly whipped her, and opened her mouth wide, "What, you can still wash your face like this, then how do you wash your face?"

It happened that the boy who went to the bathroom came back, Lin Jingting said with a smile: "Old Huang, she asked us how we wash our faces, why don't you show them?"

"I just washed it yesterday!"

Lin Jingting sighed, sat up from the bed, took out a half-drunk bottle of mineral water by the pillow, twisted it open, took a sip in his mouth, rinsed his mouth vigorously, took the hard towel hanging by the bed, sprayed it on the towel, and then wiped his face with the towel.

"No, it's done!"

The female classmate felt like seeing a ghost, with goosebumps all over her body and her face turning blue, "Is this Xiao Xi?"

Lin Jingting smiled and said, "Of course not, it's Daxie. If Xiaoxie is so troublesome, then it's okay?"

"Man, how can you be so dirty? If anyone can find someone dirtier than you, I would like to kowtow to him on the spot!"

Lin Jingting said with a smile: "You knock now, there are people dirtier than us all over the street."

"I do not believe!"

Lin Jingting said calmly: "Although our people are dirty, their hearts are not dirty. Not only are they not dirty, but they are very clean. If a person's heart is dirty, even if he washes it with soap ten times a day, he is still not clean."

"Fart, you are changing the concept secretly!"

Jiang You and Lu Yuan have been standing by silently watching Lin Jingting, they found that this person seems very interesting.

"Student, if you have something else to do, you can leave first."

The female classmate didn't want to stay in this dormitory for a minute and a second at the moment, and left as if fleeing.

Lu Yuan smiled and said, "You don't seem to be at all curious about what we are looking for you for, have you already guessed it?"

Lin Jingting leaned against the head of the bed, "It's about the same, you guys came really fast."

"Find a place to talk."

"I'm too lazy to move, let's just say it here, anyway, they can't hear it!" Lin Jingting pointed his chin at the roommate who had devoted himself to the game.

"You haven't eaten yet, let's treat you, let's chat while eating."

When it came to eating, Lin Jingting was a little hesitant. He felt how hungry he was, and then looked at the progress of his roommate's game. He couldn't finish it in a short time, "Okay then!"

After Lin Jingting got out of bed and put on dirty and blackened clothes, the three of them went all the way to the food stall at the school gate.

Lu Yuan sat down, unceremoniously, took the menu and ordered a lot of dishes. Jiang You hadn't eaten food stalls for a long time because of his martial arts practice, so he thought it wouldn't matter if he ate once in a while. In addition, Lu Yuan said that he would treat guests, and it would be nice to save money for a meal.

The big iron pot was served, red oil and spicy soup, sprinkled with green garlic sprouts, sizzling and steaming, as soon as four or five bottles of big green stick beer were opened, the three of them started cooking without saying a word.

Lu Yuan and Lin Jingting ate in a hurry, like a starving ghost reincarnated, even Jiang You ate fast. After practicing martial arts, he ate a lot. Luckily, Lu Yuan ordered a lot. The three of them ate all the food in the pot within a short time.

Lin Jingting took the beer bottle and drank the wine, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and exclaimed: "Good wine! Enjoy it!"

Jiang You couldn't help laughing and said, "Is this considered good wine?"

"Wine that costs nothing is good wine!"

Jiang You thought about it, that's right, he finished the beer in the same way, and now that the drink is full, it's time to talk about business.

"Let's talk about your situation first!" Lu Yuan crossed his legs, lit a cigarette, and said to Lin Jingting.

"Give me one first!"

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes, and took out a crumpled ten-yuan cigarette from his pocket in pain, and distributed it to Jiang You and Lin Jingting.

Lin Jingting took a puff of cigarette, looked enjoying, and then said: "That is, the day before yesterday, when I was sleeping, I suddenly heard a voice in my ears, saying that the sequence awakened, and then a word appeared in front of my eyes."

"What is supernatural power?"

"Extreme speed, you can increase your own speed by 50%!"

"Haha, you are such a lazy person, you just awakened such supernatural powers." Jiang You couldn't help laughing beside him.

"That's right. We are a related organization established by the state to deal with this kind of thing. Now we invite you to join."

"It's troublesome to listen to, can you refuse?"

"can."

"Then I refuse."

Jiang You asked curiously: "You don't want to know what's going on with these sequences, and what changes have taken place in the world?"

"Too lazy to think!"

Lu Yuan said: "Then you are not afraid that after you refuse, someone will trouble you?"

"I don't want to be someone else's way, who would make it difficult for me as a student?"

"Too!"

Lu Yuan stood up, "That's okay, if you don't join, you won't join. This is the end of today's chat. I'll give you an address. I'll come here tomorrow to create a file for you. Xiao Jiang, check out!"

"Didn't you say you were a treat?"

"Where do I have money, Xiao Jiang, you have to seek progress, think about it, isn't it me covering you? What's wrong with treating me to a meal?"

Jiang You smiled, too lazy to argue with the scoundrel, and got up to settle the bill.

"Aren't you going?"

"Sitting to digest food, I'm tired after walking here." Lin Jingting said lazily, leaning on the back of the chair.

Jiang You was speechless for a while, this person was too lazy, the two of them walked halfway, Lu Yuan turned back and said, "By the way, don't think that with supernatural powers, you can break the law and discipline." Lu Yuan said halfway, seeing Lin Jingting's laziness, he laughed to himself, this guy's laziness is probably impossible.

Lin Jingting raised his eyelids, hummed, and Jiang You and Lu Yuan left.

(End of this chapter)