The days when I fished in Daming

Chapter 83 Baldness Becomes a Trend (Water)
Confucius said: Wei Guanzhong, I was sent to the left lapel.

As an assistant, Guan Zhong helped Duke Huan of Qi complete the first hegemony in the Spring and Autumn Period, and his slogan of "respect the king and fight against the barbarians" was also respected by Confucius.As Confucius, who respected the legal system of the ancestors, from the time when the Yellow Emperor hung his clothes and ruled the world, to the rise of Confucianism, he established the orthodox image of the Central Plains with his hair tied to the right lapel, and he was regarded as a barbarian if he wore the right lapel.

"Zuo Zhuan Ding Gong Ten Years" said: "China has the greatness of etiquette and righteousness, so it is called Xia, and the beauty of chapters and clothes is called Hua."

"The Book of Books" says: "Mianfu is called Hua, and the great country is called Xia."

Until the Kingdom of Jin ruled the Central Plains, it took the initiative to be Huhua, changed its clothes, shaved its head, and replaced it with a hairstyle that is more thorough than that of the Mediterranean, leaving only the sides and a pigtail.

During the Mongolian and Yuan reigns, it was more relaxed. Because of the custom, they couldn't stand the two dogs, so they took the initiative to be Hu-shaped, and the Mongolian hair style with braided hair in a bun became a trend for a while.

In February of the first year of Hongwu, Zhu Yuanzhang, who had just become emperor for less than [-] days, issued the "Clothes Retrofit Edict", requiring all subjects in the world to restore the style of Tang Dynasty.Especially for hairstyles, it is absolutely not allowed to use Jurchen and Mongolian braids and buns.

The law in the early Ming Dynasty strictly stipulated that if a child combed the Mongolian style of "Taitou" (that is, shaved his head, leaving only a small patch on the forehead), he would be castrated, and the whole family would be exiled to remote areas and exiled into the army.

Jurchen and Mongolian hairstyles are political mistakes.Short hair is unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent and unrighteous, challenging the traditional status of Confucianism, and deviant.The bald man is the chosen one, so cool.

Lao Zhu rubbed his forehead, somewhat missing the time when he was a monk and didn't have to worry about taking care of his hair.Only when you have lost it, you will know how to cherish it. Unfortunately, you can't go back. This is the price of dressing up and restoring China's orthodoxy.

Zheng Xiong ran to work as usual, holding the official hat in his hand as it was inconvenient, and wearing a small crew cut, he walked away coolly under the strange eyes of everyone.

As time goes by, in Nanjing City, from Zheng Xiong's home to Huimin Pharmacy and then to Jiaofang Division, Zheng Xiong can be seen every day with a small crew cut to brush his presence from time to time.

It's so annoying, as the weather gets hotter and hotter, it becomes more and more difficult to take care of your hair, and everyone is silently enduring it.I dare not cut it off because I am afraid of being scolded. If I don't cut it off, I will feel very uncomfortable.

Baldness is different. Although it is a bit embarrassing, there are still a lot of people who lose their hair. It’s okay to look down on it. If necessary, you can cover it with a hat, which looks very cool.

Wang Mang: Wang Mang is bald, and he gives money to the house.

Du Fu: Whitehead scratching is shorter, and the hairpin is full of lust.

Or say that there are more solutions than difficulties. Some people have used their brains. Doesn’t Huimin Pharmacy’s soap help hair loss?Then take it to wash every day, and slowly raise it when you are bald, push it two-five-six, and just dump the blame on Huimin Pharmacy.

There are always some mavericks, deviant, and clever people in this world.

For example, Chang Mao has a strong background, his father Chang Yuchun, his uncle is Lan Yu, and his brother-in-law is Zhu Biao. Hong Wu married the eldest daughter of Song Guogong Feng Sheng in five years, which can be described as a standard super second generation.

But the second generation did not take the usual path, colluded with Hu Weiyong for the sake of his own mother's order, and at the same time entered into his father's concubine, a very contradictory person, now fifteen or sixteen is also a rebellious age.

Since the last time Zheng Xiong dedicated a poem to his sister, he noticed Zheng Xiong, and thought the poem was very good and suited his taste. Since then, he has been paying attention to Zheng Xiong, and specially sent a servant to follow every move of Huimin Pharmacy and Zheng Xiong.

When Zheng Xiong voluntarily suffered torture and put up a notice at the pharmacy stating the dangers of long hair, he couldn't bear it anymore and was ready to move, and it was too much trouble to take care of his hair every day.

After studying for several days, in order not to be scolded, I also thought of the soap from Huimin Pharmacy. I bald first, and then slowly raise it. The effect is the same, and it is convenient to blame.

I couldn't wait, I washed the soap three times a day, and after a day or two, my hair began to fall out. After that, I was confident and persisted for about a week, and finally it was all gone. Looking at the shiny bald head in the bronze mirror, Chang Mao showed a satisfied smile.

Under the strange eyes of the people in the mansion, he went to the Prince's Mansion of the East Palace with a shiny bald head, showed off, and by the way accused Huimin Pharmacy Bureau of atrocities.

"Brother-in-law, look at my hairstyle."

The prince looked at his brother-in-law speechlessly: This is also called hairstyle.

"Very good, why did you make it like this, who did you learn from with a bald head?"

"Don't mention it, it's all because of the soap from Huimin Pharmacy. Washing your hair is very good, and after washing it, it becomes like this. Sigh, how will you meet people and marry a wife in the future? Brother-in-law, you have to decide for me."

Seeing Chang Mao's solemn fake cry, Zhu Biao didn't expose him. He knew what kind of person this brother-in-law was.

"I'm afraid there is no way to punish the crime. Zheng Xiong of the Huimin Pharmaceutical Bureau has already voluntarily received the torture. Later, he also issued a notice expressly prohibiting washing his hair. You can only bear it."

Touching his bald head, Chang Mao was helpless.

"Oh, forget it, we are also reasonable people, I blame myself, I didn't notice when the notice was issued. It's nothing else, brother-in-law, I'm leaving."

Watching his brother-in-law leave, Zhu Biao stroked his hair, thinking about how his father felt when he was bald, he was eager to try, but he didn't dare to take this step in the end.

Looking resentfully at the location of Huimin Pharmacy, he was scolded for Zheng Xiong's affairs, and then grounded, but he didn't see Zheng Xiong to take a look, his feelings were still wrongly paid.Now this soap is like poison, lingering in my mind.

Chang Mao continued to show off, as if he had acquired a fun toy, starting from his little friend and continuing to his uncles and elders.While being proud, he cursed the soap from Huimin Pharmacy.

With the forerunner, crossing the river by touching the forerunner, the second generation, unwilling to be lonely, followed suit.Bald and strong, fried pork with bamboo shoots is nothing.

Suddenly it seemed to become a trend, it came out of nowhere, and the second generation followed suit, and the young bald heads that can be seen everywhere attracted everyone to move.It's summer, so cool, envious.

The ideas of the older generation are always conservative, while the young people always like to be unconventional, and there are many bald donkeys when they have someone to blame.It doesn't involve political correctness, and young people have no burden at all to do it, just play.

The glass factory received more and more soap orders, and the revenue increased rapidly. Zheng Xiong looked at the ledger in front of him and was a little speechless and didn't want to talk.

Originally, I just wanted to change the young lady's opinion, not to be discriminated against, and to disgust people by the way.I didn't expect to meet so many talents, lead a wave of trends, and throw a big blame on Huimin Pharmacy.Now I don't dare to go out with my crew cut, wearing a hat to cover it up, for fear that a sap will suddenly appear somewhere and be beaten.

(End of this chapter)