This actor doesn't talk about martial arts

Chapter 326 Am I a human? !

"Ah, why are you here? I've been looking for you for a long time. Hey? Mom?"

Liu Yifei looked strange when she saw her mother and Bai Anliang "looking at each other", and felt that this scene seemed familiar.

Ah!

This is indeed not the first time, this has happened several times before.

Are you two secretly dating again?

His brows furrowed slightly, and he couldn't help but put his little hands on his hips, making the iconic bun face. Tianxian Doubt.JPG.

Liu Xiaoli: You bastard, what are you thinking about?

She said that sooner or later she would throw away those messy romance novels that Liu Yifei secretly bought.

Nowadays, people no longer need to write in writing. She read it secretly. The plot and text in it were very explicit, which made people blush.

It was all spoiled by her precious daughter!

Oh, yes, there is also a culprit who brought her daughter into trouble. Why are you laughing? !

Bai Anliang:? ? ?

Looks innocent.

I can’t even laugh while riding a horse, right?

Am I a human being? !

Of course, the arrival of Liu Yifei also made it impossible to continue the "devil dialogue" between Bai Anliang and Liu Xiaoli.

Neither of them can tell who is the subject of "You don't want to" either~

Logically speaking, Bai Anliang should have the absolute advantage.

After all, there are several girls who are close to him, but Liu Xiaoli is just such a brat.

In terms of numbers, he's a sure winner.

Bai Anliang was willing to shout a few words for the sake of fairness, "Let her live! Let her live!"

But at Aunt Liu's age, it's better not to embarrass others.

So, he definitely won.

Although it is a pull with the "mother-in-law", it still looks like love.

In love, isn't it about who has more spare tires and higher quality, who will be invincible?

Of course, a truly wise man does not fall in love, but a money-grubbing and lustful person like Bai Anliang obviously still cannot achieve such a high level.
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With a slightly suspicious look, Liu Yifei looked at Bai Anliang, but her mother had already stepped away from him.

This little girl could only ask Bai Anliang.

"What are you talking about to my mother again?"

"Your mother wants to sell you to me, but the price she offers is obviously too expensive. I'm bargaining."

Bai Anliang was telling the truth, but Liu Yifei didn't believe it at all and scoffed, "You know how to say these weird things and sell them to you. Do you think you are selling piglets?"

"Yes, they are still sold by the kilogram, but I am used to saving money and don't like to spend money randomly, so I am still in the process of raising a piglet in the hope that it will increase in value and bring profits."

For this reason, it is not actually a hint, but an explicit statement.

Bai Anliang wasn't sure whether Liu Yifei knew about the "deal" between him and Liu Xiaoli, but the girl certainly didn't mention these things in front of him.

Also reasonable.

As for little girls, one of their favorite things is to keep their feelings pure.

It's as if something else has been mixed in and the taste has changed.

Of course, they are right, it does change.

Liu Yifei's little brain is actually very smart. After Bai Anliang said this, she understood almost immediately.

The expression on his face changed slightly, and his brows furrowed slightly, but they were quickly smoothed out.

He shook his head slightly, as if he didn't care, "Let's go, we went to take pictures in front, they were looking for you just now~ But they are anxious."

"Are they anxious? What about you?"

This sentence caught Liu Yifei off guard, "I'm not in a hurry, but I'm young, so I came in to take a look. Li Bingbing said you were here."

After teasing his mother and then his daughter, Bai Anliang felt like he was the villain in the novel.

Of course, Liu Xiaoli’s teasing must be put in quotation marks.

Liu Yifei's reaction is also quite interesting. She is deliberately avoiding this topic.

As for how her mother was going to "sell" her to Bai Anliang, or other arrangements, the little girl held back and didn't ask a single question.

This can be regarded as a way of dealing with it.

There is a similar way of playing in the entertainment industry.

When an artist needs to discuss a project, the team or manager will have to do it when it comes to money.

The artist himself would never mention these things in person.

Isn't it vulgar to withdraw money?

Moreover, in the process of talking about money, sometimes there will be quarrels, but the rule is, no matter how much you argue or fall out, after the final negotiation, everyone's face is full of hello and mine.

Of course, it's somewhat similar, but not exactly the same.

On the contrary, Fan Xiaopang and Damimi handled this aspect better.

These two girls have never shied away from entangled with Bai Anliang's interests. Instead, they took the initiative to face this problem, and then let Bai Anliang say what he said by giving full play to their strengths as girls.

The main theme is "I don't believe you will really cheat me."

This trick is really useful for Bai Anliang

But it's a pity that if Liu Yifei had made the decision, she might be like this, but it is impossible for Liu Xiaoli to trust Bai Anliang to this extent.

In other words, because of his fancy name, people are very wary of him.

The vigilance may be higher than that of other people.

In this case, there is no need to talk about favors, just benefits.

And when the time comes, it won't be Bai Anliang who actually goes to talk. There are so many people in his company who are not just doing it for a living.

He just needs to be affectionate and affectionate with the little girl.

But~

"Hey, let's start with the dirty talk. Yang Mi and I have been involved in a recent scandal. Please don't slap me like a plaster monkey later."

Hearing this, Liu Yifei was a little angry, but her mind turned quickly, "Who would act like a monkey? I'm wearing so cool today."

Only then did Bai Anliang notice her outfit today.

Really, she didn't wear a dress-style skirt. Instead, she dressed up like an ancient heroine and even tied a high ponytail.

That said, it's not bad.

However, Bai Anliang felt that if he said "not as good as Liu Shishi", this little girl would explode on the spot.

"Just be careful. She wants to help me make money. As the boss, I have to cooperate with her."

Having said that, although Liu Yifei felt something was wrong, she felt that her best friend’s career was also quite important.

He really took the initiative to keep a little distance from Bai Anliang, not very willingly.

Very reluctantly.

In addition, this girl's expression management is a bit bad, and her little face looks a little angry.

wonderful!

The "breakup" plot that Bai Anliang wanted to create in Hong Kong before was unexpectedly achieved this time.

Those media guys are so good at capturing this stuff!

They love to analyze every expression on the artist's face. Not to mention that he and Liu Yifei have not made an official announcement, but they just look like they are together. If those married people came out together at the airport without holding hands or smiling on their faces, the media could fabricate changes in their marriages on the spot.

Or maybe it’s an anniversary or a birthday or something like that, and you didn’t express your love publicly on the Internet and broke up properly!

It's so outrageous, but everyone really likes to discuss these things.

Damn, some actors act like zombies, and Uncle Ying has to praise them for their good skills.

The result is that netizens can analyze a bunch of micro-expressions.

That's a vivid image.

At this moment, Liu Yifei was a little sulky with Bai Anliang, and her mournful expression didn't even last for a minute.

These people have already made up their little compositions in their minds.

Then she smiled again, quite brightly.

No matter, just pretend!

That must be a forced smile!

Of course, writing a short composition also requires a starting point.

Bai Anliang and Liu Yifei cannot "break up" for no reason. There must be a third party. The relationship between artists in the entertainment industry has changed. If the media does not find the third party, it will never get over.

But in fact, many people may have broken up just because one eats garlic and the other doesn’t, and one eats sweet tofu and the other eats salty tofu.

Regardless of!

There is a third party!

What a coincidence, there happened to be one recently~

Damimi: Huh? When I wake up, am I the third party?

She must have taken a nap in the wrong position. She hasn't woken up from the dream yet, so she needs to change her position and start again.

As the saying goes, when times come, heaven and earth all work together!

Every wave of traffic can be filled to the brim.

Some things that seemed to have nothing to do with her were finally brought in for a serious discussion.

Da Mimi's name has been bombarding the audience's ears in the past two months, and it's really hard to recognize Yuzi.

However, this wave of "third party" traffic is a bit too black and red.

The company wants to help her clarify that it doesn't matter if she doesn't eat the traffic, it will easily leave a bad impression in front of the audience. When she sees her name in the future, she will think of the so-called third party.

However, Damimi’s attitude was very firm.

"No clarification for now!"

She is sure to get this wave of traffic! Even when Jesus comes, he cannot stay!

She wants to be the most popular artist this year!

"Have you figured it out?"

"Ok!"

Oh~

Fan Xiaopang, who was filming outside, looked at him with some suspicion when he heard about this.

I feel like I underestimated this girl Damimi in the past. This fierceness has the same demeanor as when she was young~

Pooh! She is also very young now!

Mainly because I smell the "same kind".

Coincidentally, the person in charge of marketing Damimi in the company now is Yang Tianzhen, who used to be very close to Fan Xiaopang.

Fan Xiaopang still failed to lure her into his studio, because she had risen rapidly in Baiwu Film and Television in the past two years and was already the head of the marketing department. Naturally, she would not go to her studio halfway.

Of course, the relationship between the two is still very good, and they will exchange information when nothing happens.

Fan Xiaopang said: You will be my spy in the company.

The insider is of course just joking, but some information can indeed be passed on to her.

For example, for this marketing plan tailored for Damimi, the slogan Yang Tianzhen shouted in the company was: Replicate a little fat fan!

This slogan has received strong support from the general manager Qin Lan.

However, Damimi strives for her own success and eats traffic, regardless of whether she is red or black.

This little girl wants to be famous no matter what, she is simply born to be in the entertainment industry.

By the way, why is such a person so popular now? Isn't she a child star?
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The premiere of "The King of Kung Fu" created a lot of buzz, and Bai Anliang tried his best to help support the show.

But, this movie thing doesn’t mean that it will be good if it makes a big box office.

There are quite a few "big" bad movies in the film and television industry.

Not to mention that this movie is a bit too appealing to foreign audiences.

Many movies aimed at the international box office have this problem. The lines and plots will make domestic audiences feel a little strange.

Especially "The King of Kung Fu" also uses a traditional IP like Journey to the West.

The Jade Emperor spoke with a very gay accent and changed his usual dislike for Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong practiced foreign language hard in the stone.

Bai Anliang didn't think it was so fun when filming it before, but after watching it completely, he was very happy.

His reaction attracted Liu Yifei's sideways glances, thinking that this movie doesn't seem to have that much comedy effect~

However, Bai Anliang was at least smiling there, and her mood improved a lot.

She didn't even care that Bai Anliang secretly touched her legs while watching a movie.

However, in the end I couldn't hold it back anymore, "What do you think of my performance?"

"What are you acting for?"

broken!

After watching the entire movie, Bai Anliang didn't even remember the name of the character played by Liu Yifei.

"Golden Swallow!"

"Oh, Swallow, how can I live without you!"

After saying these words, Bai Anliang started to feel happy again.

Liu Yifei:? ? ?

Neuropathy!

What on earth is there about Coke? Why haven't I noticed this guy's smile is so low before?

Bai Anliang: I am born to laugh~

The only meaning of the movie "The King of Kung Fu" is to have Li Lianlian and Big Brother Cheng compete head-on in the same movie.

Such a cast is undoubtedly the most luxurious dream for fans with a kung fu movie complex.

Now these two big guys are actually fighting each other. It feels like Messi and Ronaldo are cooperating with each other to attack the goal.

But it's a pity that these two are old.

Having both played Once Upon a Time in China, one of them seems to have lost his previous strength with his stick, and the other's drunken fist seems a bit mediocre.

If this kind of cooperation had happened fifteen years ago, it would always feel more enjoyable.

But now, it's just a dream come true.

As for the monkey played by Bai Anliang himself, the main character is a man who plays with sticks in front of everyone.

Thick and long.

However, the audience cheered when he came out.

It feels a bit like three different versions of Spider-Man appearing one after another.

Bai Anliang: If I had known that my brother would also play Once Upon a Time in China, that would be really perfect~

The implication is that it will fill up directly.

But it's a pity that he played Ip Man, a character that he changed in a mess and has nothing to do with the historical Ip Man.

However, his appearance in the movie gave many film critics the opportunity to speak harshly.

But instead of spraying him, I sprayed Li Lianjie.

Everyone knows that "The King of Kung Fu" has nothing to do with Bai Anliang.

It just so happened that Li Lian was playing another hair on the monkey, and Bai Anliang was the monkey.

Case solved!

No wonder they can't do "John Wick" together. It turns out that they are not as good as Bai Anliang.

However, Bai Anliang's monkey role in the movie was too few, and he didn't play with a stick for long in total.

To make up for some regrets.

That night, he made an appointment with Liu Yifei to play with sticks all night.

And have fun!

(End of this chapter)