This actor doesn't talk about martial arts

Chapter 308: The scumbag’s way to open the New Year

I never expected that Bai Anliang would be opened in this way in 2008.

A fire in the harem?

No, it should be in quotation marks.

Who still has a harem in this era? Bai Anliang is not this kind of person. He doesn't even have a girlfriend. How can he have a harem?

It's just that some "confidantes" have some minor problems.

Therefore, young girls are prone to such troubles.

Unless a serious person can completely "take charge of the family", otherwise, if there is a slight disturbance, in the traditional family atmosphere in China, he will definitely be taken back to give advice.

Damimi is an unlucky person whose family is in Yanjing, goes to school in Yanjing, and has a company in Yanjing. Moreover, her family is well-educated, and the whole family is decent enough to avoid being caught.

I heard that even my uncle who was a professor at Tsinghua University went to participate in the "joint trial" because he was bored.

How dare Da Mimi ask Bai Anliang for help?

An "illiterate" like him really shouldn't be caught in class!

The family conditions of several young girls Bai Anliang knows are actually quite good, so the control may be stricter in this regard.

You may not interfere with their love affairs or anything like that, but if it involves something of this level of scandal, you have to intervene, or at least ask clearly first.

No, Master Liu, who has always been relatively calm, sent a pitiful message to Bai Anliang after Cai Yinong helped her "come forward", telling Bai Anliang that she had also been taken back by her family, and she also said that her parents wanted to invite Bai Anliang. Have a good meal

Have a meal?

It won’t be long before the Chinese New Year. Isn’t it time for my son-in-law to come to my house for dinner?

Can't go!

In this regard, Bai Anliang said he was helpless.

I took a "family photo" to show that I was really busy and couldn't leave.

It's really busy, there are too many people at home.

It was the end of the year, and the junior brothers he had sent out to work outside had already rushed back one by one, and Bai Anliangxu's large villa seemed extremely crowded.

I almost didn't get complained by my neighbors.

After all, dozens of tough men gathered together, and the people who listened quietly were frightened.

Fortunately, they don't stay at Bai Anliang's place at night, otherwise most of them would have to make beds on the floor.

However, the scale of this year’s annual meeting is a bit scary.

There are just a few dozen juniors. Most of them still have people under them. They can bring along some disciples and grandchildren. Not counting the other employees of the company, there are hundreds of people. If we really hold an annual meeting, there will be hundreds of tables. Not wanted.

There is no annual party or wedding here.

"My dad said he won't eat with you anymore~"

"Huh? Why?"

The girl spoke cautiously: "He said you look like a gangster, with so many younger brothers."

Bai Anliang:? ? ?

Are your father and Da Mimi’s father the same father?

Why do you say that?

Suddenly, I discovered that my junior brother was quite useful. In addition to helping him take charge of the growing business stall, he could actually play such a role.

This was the first time Bai Anliang didn't immediately defend himself because someone said he looked like a gangster.

Hmm. Occasionally, he can also make a guest appearance.

But it's obvious that some girls live this way in their families, but some girls just don't.

What is the most difficult time for a scumbag?

That's right, it's the Chinese New Year.

Bai Anliang had a headache when one girl after another wanted to invite him to dinner year after year.

It doesn't matter if he just eats with girls. He can even eat with several girls at the same time. Or he can be a time management master and eat with ten or eight girls in one day.

But the problem is that dinner invitations around the Chinese New Year are not just about eating with girls.

Everyone has to bring their parents with them.

These are all tricks to force marriage, or to confirm the relationship.

Some girls are easy to reject, and he can just find any reason or excuse, but some girls are more difficult to deal with.

"No, you are coming too?!"

Bai Anliang looked at Qin Lan in disbelief. His dear little secretary, such a capable little secretary, who became more and more professional every day, actually "backstabbed" him at this time?

Qin Lan was a little confused. What's wrong? Others can invite, why can't she?

Isn't she a girl?

Is she? !

Seeing that his little secretary seemed to be transforming into a "loud voice" on the spot, Bai Anliang comforted him immediately.

"I just feel that you have always helped me solve my problems, and suddenly one day you also caused me problems."

Okay, still PUA?

Qin Lan couldn't help but rolled her eyes, "It's just a meal. I'm not an actress and you are my boss. My family will be very polite to you."

Hey?

Yes~

Two seconds later, Bai Anliang was shocked to realize that he had almost been fooled by this girl.

Which employee would invite the boss to a family dinner? Isn’t this ridiculous?

At most, they are the kind of people you might invite when doing things at home, and it’s a red matter but a white matter.

Bai Anliang will most likely not be able to participate in the former, and in the latter case, he can't curse his elders like this.

In short, as a boss, he does not say that he wants to have meals with his employees’ families.

The little girl is playing tricks!

Pretending to be pitiful and playing tricks, one move after another.

Bai Anliang regretted why he had to wait until next year to start filming "Ip Man 2".

We should just speed up the pace and pay the crew enough overtime to start work during the Chinese New Year.

At least you don't have to face so many gentle traps.

By the way, at this time, Liu Yifei's advantages are revealed. Bai Anliang is not afraid to meet her parents.

He was very familiar with Liu Xiaoli and had interacted with her so many times.

Hers is probably the only place where Bai Anliang can go directly to eat without any psychological burden.

In fact, Bai Anliang was really ready to go.

The result is that danger is everywhere in the world.

Halfway through the call, Bai Anliang heard the voice of an old lady next to her. Liu Yifei was a little panicked and called her grandma in a low voice.

Bai Anliang:? ? ?

Can this world be more sincere and less clichéd?

He was about to be forced by these girls to find some work, and he was just about to say that he was going to take a little rest during the period before and after the New Year.
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"Don't look at me like that. I don't want to take you home for dinner."

Fan Xiaopang, a busy woman, also rarely found time to visit Bai Anliang. To be precise, she did not go to the company, but called Bai Anliang to "home".

She is paying more and more attention to the house, and the decoration has a sense of life.

In fact, neither of them had lived here several times, but there was no sense of desolation and desolation in the house.

I guess I came here to add things whenever I had free time.

In this year, Fan Xiaopang, a model worker in the entertainment industry and a hard-working mother-in-law, has made five movies alone. This woman is really ruthless!

In one year, Bai Anliang has done all the work he had done in the past few years since he returned to the mainland.

"Little Fatty, it's better for you!"

"Help me take care of the kids~"

As a result, Fan Xiaopang immediately said this and pulled out Fan Chengcheng who was hiding behind her.

Bai Anliang's face froze, "Take care of the children?"

"Ang~ My parents went on a trip and asked me to watch my brother, but I still have to work." Fan Xiaopang complained.

"It's the end of the year, what else do you have to do?" Bai Anliang asked, somewhat puzzled.

"Well, isn't the filming of "Apple" finished? It was shortlisted for the main competition of the Berlin Film Festival. I have to make some preparations in advance. This is my first time to participate in the three major European films. Let me get it for you. A Berlin Best Actress is back!"

People are in high spirits when happy events happen, and it can be seen that Fan Xiaopang is indeed in high spirits.

This is going to the Berlin Film Festival, and she can really show off her performance.

Of course, let alone whether she can win the prize without taking off her clothes, she can't win the prize even if she takes off her clothes.

She was also the Best Actress in Berlin. She didn’t even get the Best Actress in Golden Horse, Golden Rooster and Golden Rooster~

She actually gained something from the just-concluded Golden Horse Awards, winning Best Supporting Actress.

This girl didn't know if she had been deceived by the Bayman, and she was acting as a lobbyist, so she insisted on dragging Bai Anliang over.

In the end, of course, he didn't go. It was the end of the promotion period for "John Wick" at that time. Bai Anliang was from Japan or South Korea, so he went to the Golden Horse Awards to join in the fun.

In fact, Bai Anliang has already watched the movie "Apple". How should I put it, it is obviously not as sincere as "Lust, Caution", but the substitute Fan Xiaopang found is quite promising.

"Your brother can be left in the company, and a bunch of people can help watch. It just allows him to exercise. But the Berlin Film Festival only starts in February, right? Are you ready now?"

"I need to talk about endorsements with the brand. I happen to have a few endorsements that have expired. If I can get it done before this year, it will be fine for this year's New Year. Oh, by the way, there is one more thing. Is Zhang Ziyi looking for you?"

The sudden mention of Zhang Ziyi made Bai Anliang stunned for a moment, "Why is she looking for me?"

It seems that there is such a thing~

Fan Xiaopang curled his lips and said, "She asked me to film a movie together, and then she said she wanted you to play the leading role in a movie called "Perfect". She was the producer and made it herself."

Bai Anliang shook his head, "Bad promise. She can't afford my salary."

"The international superstar is amazing~ He is also an international star. Isn't he worthy of acting with you?"

"I shoot other people's movies, and now I just want money, or the script is really good."

Bai Anliang is actually just talking nonsense. If the script is really good, there is no need to look for him. Generally, anyone who dares to speak to him is someone who wants to spend money.

In human terms, it's a blockbuster.

But even if many blockbusters are too boring, Bai Anliang doesn't have the time to pick them up.

Otherwise, it wouldn’t be so far, and there will only be one “Ip Man 2” in next year’s work plan. Now he has to make sure to shoot one of his company's movies every year, and he has a lot of busy things to do at other times. He doesn't participate in many of his company's projects, and only has time to pick up other people's films.

Fan Xiaopang was a bit speechless when he heard this, and he really envied this guy.

If she said that, Zhang Ziyi was indeed bragging to her, and she vowed that as long as she took the bait, Bai Anliang would definitely "take the bait."

Just like that "Painted Skin".

However, even without Bai Anliang, she would still accept this movie.

After all, this project is quite reliable. The only dissatisfaction is that Zhang Ziyi has to play the second female lead. But she is indeed not on the same level as others now.

After expressing such thoughts, Fan Xiaopang still wondered whether he would be criticized by Bai Anliang. After all, he seemed to dislike the movie.

Get on the pole to match others?

"You don't like it? Who said I don't like it? This movie is quite exciting, but you definitely can't beat Zhang Ziyi in the role, right?"

In fact, if the movie "Perfect" ignores the cast brought in by Zhang Ziyi's connections, it is actually a small-budget chick-themed movie that does very well at the box office. The box office seems to be close to 100 million, right?

But just because the lineup created by Zhang Ziyi was a bit bluffing, the box office performance was particularly poor.

She, the international chapter, even hooked up with Fan Xiaopang, Lin Xinru and others to make a movie with a box office of about 100 million?

I always feel like something is wrong.

"Well, that's right, if I get a Berlin Best Actress..." Fan Xiaopang gritted his teeth and started dreaming again.

Bai Anliang was so happy to see her like this, why the hell could she do it like this?

It feels like buying a lottery ticket and starting to plan how to spend the winnings.

"Urban movies, chick flicks"

Bai Anliang was reminded by this thing, a little girl movie. This thing is based on the good theme of Xiao Bo Da.

In fact, to be honest, Zhang Ziyi is not suitable for acting in this kind of movie.

Little girl, little girl, you are a person with eyes that are almost above your head. Don’t be too conceited. She is a famous struggling bitch in the entertainment industry, a strong woman. And she also acts in a little girl movie?

Little Fatty Fan is almost the same. He is called Master Fan, let alone Little Girl.

On the contrary, serious girls can try it.

"Third brother, there is a book. The one I mentioned before doesn't have a synopsis, right? You can ask someone to expand on it. I'll talk to you tomorrow about what the theme is, yes, a movie script. .”

He directly called his third junior brother Bai Wu. Bai Anliang was quite grateful to Fan Xiaopang for reminding him.

However, this time it will be cheaper~

There was nothing he could do, there was only such a girl in his company, how could she be so cheap?

Just think of it as a reward for being so obedient.

"Is it prepared for me?" Fan Xiaopang said with a positive look on his face after hearing his call.

Bai Anliang spread his hands at her helplessly, "Good sister, with your temperament, wouldn't it be against your will to act in a movie like this?"

"Temperament can be adjusted." Fan Xiaopang muttered, but she did not continue to argue with Bai Anliang. She knew that this guy didn't like this in these matters, but she was interested in the name he just called him.

"Good sister? You call me again and I'll listen! Baby brother~"

Her face turned red, she bit her lip lightly, and flipped her hair. Obviously, this girl started to feel hot because of Bai Anliang's name.

Bai Anliang couldn't help it immediately, but he still chose to hold it back, because...

"Ahem, Chengcheng, have you done your homework? Are you just playing here without doing your homework?"

Bai Anliang's reminder reminded Fan Xiaopang that his "annoying" brother was still there. His whole body was not in good condition, and his eyes were fierce.

Fan Chengcheng: Huh? ? ? ?

Why does my sister look like she's going to kill herself? This expression usually comes when she gets into trouble.

Fan Chengcheng didn't even know what he had done wrong, he just sat there and played.

Confused.

Then he was left by his sister with a look of disgust on his face to a scary uncle who came to pick him up.

Why is it terrible?

Fan Cheng has never seen anyone as tall and strong as he has grown up.

Then this scary uncle took him to another even scarier place.

"Huh? Whose child is this? Second Senior Brother, is it yours?"

"Don't fart, senior brother!" Da Pao was eager to deny, and his words were completely out of his mind.

"Huh? Really or fake?!"

The juniors who were bored and playing in the company's fighting club suddenly surrounded him.

Within a few seconds, Fan Chengcheng, who might have been a little rebellious in front of his parents and sister, almost cried.

Where? terrible!

Can these uncles eat people?

In short, after knowing who he was, the junior brothers felt that this boy was one of their own.

Child, you are so skinny, who did you beat in school?

Come, learn two moves from your brother, and you will be invincible in the school and become the campus bully.

There was even a point where the juniors started gesticulating on the spot to fight over what this kid should learn.

When I sent this kid home at night, he was so tired that he fell asleep in the car. It was really because Fan Xiaopang looked stupid.

Her brother probably hasn't exercised so much since he was born.

Bai Anliang originally thought that Fan Xiaopang would feel sorry for his younger brother. However, after this girl confirmed that her younger brother was just tired and not injured, she immediately said happily: Leave it to the junior brothers!

Please make sure your children have a happy and fulfilling holiday!

Or else you have to be a sister who is willing to cheat her brother. Generally speaking, a brother will not be so cruel to his sister.

However, Bai Anliang suspected that this might be the reason why Fan Chengcheng said before that he wanted to be a rapper.

"Forget it about practicing martial arts. Learning it for a few days won't be of much use. If you learn it for a long time, I guess you will also feel distressed."

"Who expects him to achieve anything? Just to have a place where he can vent his excess energy. You don't know how annoying little boys at this age can be. They can tear down a house even more than a husky!"

What can Bai Anliang say? The elder sister is still willing to take care of her younger brother!

However, he is also a "younger brother" now and his treatment is similar.

Fan Xiaopang was trying hard to let him vent his excess energy, but compared to Fan Chengcheng who was easily led and played like a little dead dog by his junior brothers, it was more difficult for her.

Especially after being stimulated by the words "good sister", Fan Xiaopang vowed to take the initiative throughout the whole process.

Let Bai Anliang lie there with his head in his hands and do nothing. He won't be able to vent his energy until tomorrow morning.

However, whenever Fan Xiaopang wanted to give up, Bai Anliang would use some verbal stimulation.

Something like "Can you do that, little dog?"

The tricks he used were equivalent to the lethality of these words to men.

The little fat man's self-esteem was so stimulated that he had to grit his teeth to get him!

The consequence was that the next morning, her assistant came to pick her up to go to work, but this bitch was still lying in bed and refused to get up~

Bai Anliang didn't shy away from the staff members of Fan Xiaopang's studio. After washing up in front of them, he saw how anxious they were to get Fan Xiaopang up and even extended a helping hand.

"Can't you afford it? Your assistants and others are so anxious that they will jump off the building."

Fan Xiaopang, whose eyelids were so tired that he didn't even want to lift them, just snorted and subconsciously reached out to hug Bai Anliang, with a satisfied expression on his face, and he slept more soundly.

Cow batch!

Bai Anliang directly lifted the quilt and touched her butt.

I just put my handprint on it.

"Oops~"

Now, he is awake.

But when he woke up and saw several people in his room, Fatty Fan was confused, "What's going on?"

"Sister! We have to catch a flight! There are still ten minutes left. If we don't leave, we will definitely not have time to go through security!"

The assistant girl didn't care that her boss was still naked at the moment. Anyway, except for Bai Anliang, they were all women. She stepped forward and shook Fan Xiaopang's shoulders and urged him anxiously.

"Ah? Oh oh oh oh! I'll get up right now!"

Taking the initiative to lift the quilt, Fan Xiaopang screamed and reached out to cover it, "Where are my underwear?!"

Assistant: Could it be that I took it off? The sheets are all in such a state, you can only wear clothes~

However, this was really not a good time to complain about my boss. Several girls came together and helped Fan Xiaopang put on clothes. In five minutes, they finished washing, dressing and even applying makeup on his face. A complete operation.

It was so magical to Bai Anliang.

No wonder Fan Xiaopang was able to film so many movies last year!

Ranked sixth in the celebrity list, he is well-deserved. Even the operations of his assistants look like changing tires in an F1 game.

That's called speed.

It is estimated that there are many announcements for rushing to the venue, and even the clothes are so skillfully helped to put on.

Fan Xiaopang called him before and said that he was so busy that his assistant put on his clothes while he was sleeping. This was really not a lie!

This transformation speed is also too fast.

All of a sudden, she went from a lazy cat lying in bed to a glamorous city girl.

No, he waved his hands coolly, put on his sunglasses, and stepped out of the way.

Five seconds later, she suddenly came back.

"The elevator is coming up. We have some time. Come on, give me a kiss."

Bai Anliang:

Are you so quick to kiss?

Feeling that he had been messed up by this bitch, Bai Anliang touched his mouth and felt a little doubtful about life.

Until Fan Xiaopang stood at the elevator entrance and waved to him with a bright smile, "Happy New Year~ See you next year."

Bai Anliang was happy, "Happy New Year."

(End of this chapter)