Under one person: Irritability is the head teacher, acting as the head of Longhu Mountain

Chapter 80 Zhang Lingyu, who learned to smoke
Like a thief, Zhang Lingyu first put Xia He in an inconspicuous place, and then went to buy some steamed buns and steamed buns by himself.

Of course, I also brought a few cups of soy milk.

"Eat, eat fast, it's better to leave early."

"Help me insert the straw!"

Xia He laughed.

"you really……"

Zhang Lingyu looked helpless, but her body was obedient and helped Xia He unpack the straw, and then inserted it into the soy milk.

"feed me!"

"you!"

Zhang Lingyu just wanted to get angry, but looking at Xia He's face, a sense of guilt suddenly rose in his heart.

He had no choice but to hold the soy milk and bring it close to Xia He's lips.

The latter took a sip very well-behaved.

Not knowing whether it was intentional or not, Xia He tilted his head back, and a little soy milk hung on Xia He's lips.

"You also pay attention to yourself!"

Zhang Lingyu felt helpless again, and stretched out her finger to scrape the corner of Xia He's mouth, scraping off all the soy milk that participated.

"too delicious!"

Xia He didn't care about his own image, and praised beautifully.

"Harm~"

Zhang Lingyu sighed, and squatted on the ground quietly waiting for Xia He to finish eating.

Not long after, Zhang Lingyu first went to a shopping mall to buy a hat and put it on Xia He's head, then looked around vigilantly, took a step, looked three times, held Xia He's hand, and disappeared into the crowd.

What Zhang Lingyu didn't know was that many people secretly took out their mobile phones to take pictures of him and Xia He.

After all, the looks of Zhang Lingyu and Xia He are obvious to all.

In terms of appearance alone, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a man and a woman.

In the eyes of passers-by, such a couple is normal!
What is like the ugly man and beautiful woman uploaded on the Internet, that is, people are stupid and rich;

I drank too much chicken soup on the Internet, and I couldn't touch any of them in reality.

Zhang Lingyu took Xia He for a day's journey. At night, Zhang Lingyu stopped a taxi and looked around to ensure safety. Then he stuck one hand on the roof of the car and protected Xia He with the other. Finally, he followed in.

"Master, go to the high-speed rail station!"

"Got it!"

The driver looked in the mirror. Although Xia He was wearing a hat and sunglasses, it was not difficult to see that this was an extremely beautiful woman through her fair skin, clear jawline and delicate collarbone.

"Brother, is it because you are afraid that your girlfriend will be abducted by others, so you have to pack it tightly so you can rest assured?" the driver joked while driving.

Xia He snuggled into Zhang Lingyu's chest, laughing secretly.

Zhang Lingyu felt his head was getting bigger, and he didn't know how to answer, so he faltered and said: "Master, we still..."

"Oh~" the driver suddenly said: "I understand! I understand! Men, who didn't make mistakes when they were young?"

Zhang Lingyu's neck was red, and the redness went down to the roots of her ears.

I don't know whether to hold back or feel embarrassed.

The driver master smiled and said nothing.

The journey to the high-speed rail station is very long, and the smell in the car is not pleasant, mixed with perfume, cigarettes, drinks, and the foot odor of the last customer!

Zhang Lingyu once suspected that there was something wrong with his nose. He always felt that the leather seat under his buttocks smelled like drunk vomit, which was extremely unpleasant!
Xia He seemed to have never been so tired before, so she put her face into Zhang Lingyu's arms and fell into a deep sleep.

Zhang Lingyu opened the car window, thinking about getting some air.

But in the next second, the driver handed him a cigarette.

Zhang Lingyu took a look, hey!
It's Hanako!
The identity of this driver is not simple!

"Brother, as a man, I understand your heart! Come! Come with me!" The driver's voice seemed to carry a story, but Zhang Lingyu was too young to understand.

"Uh……"

Zhang Lingyu doesn't know how to smoke, and he wanted to refuse, but at this moment, he suddenly recalled what Uncle Zhiji said to him.

After going down the mountain, first treat yourself as an ordinary person to face the world.

If someone looses a cigarette, pick it up, if no one looses a cigarette, then...

Pooh!
Zhang Lingyu shook her head, and took the cigarette in her hand suspiciously.

Uncle Zhiji seems to like smoking, but he doesn't know the reason.

But Uncle Zhiji said: "Behind every smoker there is an unforgettable past, Xiao Lingyu, don't ask, you have to experience it yourself."

pat!

The master driver lit a cigarette for himself, and then saw that Zhang Lingyu was just holding the cigarette in his hand and doing nothing, thinking that the latter did not have a lighter, so he handed over his own lighter.

"Brother, remember to give it to me when you're done using it! In the past two days, seven or eight lighters have been turned on while drinking. Damn, a bunch of beasts, with cigarettes but no fire, and babies without assholes!"

As he was talking, the driver master recalled an unbearable past, and clapped his hands on the steering wheel hard, making a 'bang'!
"Uh……"

Zhang Lingyu took the lighter, looked at the "chic" appearance of the driver master smoking, and recalled the demeanor of Uncle Zhiji when he smoked.

pat!

Zhang Lingyu put the cigarette in his mouth, then lit the lighter, and a cluster of flames suddenly burst out!
Zhang Lingyu's eyes widened suddenly!
His head was thrown back instantly, the lighter almost burned his nose hair!
The driver finally came to his senses, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, brother, I forgot to turn down the lighter, and I blame those who follow my lighter, so I always turn the lighter to the maximum, so that those who follow my lighter can experience the feeling of being burnt to the nose hairs and even eyes!"

"it's okay no problem……"

Zhang Lingyu waved her hands again and again, adjusted her posture again, and with a 'click', Hua Zi was finally ignited.

Take a big breath!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! ! !
Zhang Lingyu felt as if her throat was on fire, choking, but when she thought that Xia He was still sleeping, she immediately used Qi to transport the smoke in her throat into her stomach.

After such an operation, Zhang Lingyu's face became a little strange.

This Huazi is not easy to smoke!
really? !

Why did the driver master and Uncle Zhiji not look as embarrassed as I did when they smoked?
"Hush~huh~"

The master driver exhaled a puff of white smoke, glanced at Zhang Lingyu, who had a 'stern face', and smiled lightly: "Brother, how can you smoke so hard? A cigarette will be gone after two or three puffs. That's not smoking, that's called smoking!"
Also, the purpose of smoking is not just to smoke...

Although we smokers smoke cigarettes, what we swallow is sadness and grievances. People who have no harm in their hearts will not fall in love with smoking...

Those who don't smoke will think that people like us are pretending when they see us smoking, wrong!It's a way to decompress yourself!

Damn, is it legal for me to transfer money to a woman whose name I don't know?Didn't know the girlfriend's name was legal, right?Is it legal to take your girlfriend to a hotel?

But these three things combined are not legal!

Harmful! "

"Uh……"

Zhang Lingyu blinked blankly, he was completely overwhelmed by the driver's eloquence, if it weren't for the Zhiji master, he must have been unable to understand every word of the driver so far.

(End of this chapter)