Under one person: Irritability is the head teacher, acting as the head of Longhu Mountain

Chapter 100 The Peak Showdown
The next day.

It's getting closer to the opening of the Promotion Conference.

Ji Bo often gets up very early, perhaps because he works outside all the year round.

He yawned and walked out the door.

Looking at the bright sunshine, there are countless sorrows on his face.

As soon as Ji Bochang went out, he saw Zhang Kuang punching in the small courtyard. He joked, "Hey brother, how about morning exercises? What is the way?"

Zhang Kuang responded lightly: "Small boxing, it's not worth mentioning."

Although Zhang Kuang's punching speed is not fast, it can even be said to be very slow, but every time he punches, there seems to be a strong wind blowing and hunting.

Ji Bo often saw some old people doing Tai Chi when he was walking in the park in the city.

But now watching Zhang Kuang punching, every punch can feel wide open and close, with great killing power.

Especially when Zhang Kuang swung his fist, and the strong wind that hit could make the big tree in front of him sway, Ji Bochang's eyelids twitched when he saw it.

Ji Bochang knew that there were people who were different from ordinary people in this society. After all, this village had inherited the method of expelling corpses, and Ji Kun was not an ordinary person, both in terms of strength and spirit.

Ji Bochang was very envious. When he was a child, he heard from the elders in the neighborhood that this kind of people were different people who knew how to practice Qi, and were even better at refining Qi.

Although more than ten years have passed, Ji Bochang has long been used to it, but when he sees a stranger performing kung fu, he still can't help the envy in his heart, even the hidden... jealousy!
Ji Bochang chuckled and said, "Don't, brother, I want to learn too, can you teach me two tricks?"

Zhang Kuang said indifferently: "I'm here to box. How much you can learn depends on how much water you have."

"Row!"

Ji Bochang was very pleased with himself, and while staring at the insolent movements, he began to learn in style.

10 minutes later……

"Brother, if you don't want to teach, don't teach!"

Ji Bochang said angrily: "What kind of rubbish punch is this punching? It hurts my chest!"

Learning boxing from Zhang Kuang, Ji Bochang had unbearable chest pains for a while.

Zhang Kuang laughed and said: "Young man, you are the one who wants to learn boxing from me, why are you still scolding the master?"

"Don't learn, don't learn!" Ji Bochang snorted coldly, waved his hands and said, "I still have to work hard to make money, and let a hundred or eighty arhats perform arhats for me every day!"

"It's a good idea..." Zhang Kuang nodded.

This is what ordinary people want to pursue, and it is also the essence.

Ji Bochang came to the small river and was about to relax.

Eyes glanced sideways.

A crying little boy caught his attention instantly!
Ji Bochang took a closer look, and the content on the screen of the mobile phone in the crying boy's hand was immediately clear at a glance.

Girl: "Let's break up!"

Boy: "Why?! You clearly know that I can't live without you!"

Girl: "Because you're a nice guy!"

Boy: "Don't! Baby! Don't! [red exclamation point]!"

Oh ~
With just one glance, Ji Bochang instantly understood the ins and outs. He squatted down, patted the little boy's head, and said with a smile at the corner of his mouth, "Little friend, what's there to cry about?"

"Woooo!!" The little boy hadn't gotten over his grief yet, "Big brother, my baby is gone, so sad!"

"Little friend, my brother will tell you a truth. I believe that when you grow up, you will understand what I said today..." Ji Bochang took a deep breath, and said earnestly: "A wise man does not fall in love, and a man will be a tender model! Try to tie a rich woman! Happy and beautiful life!"

"..."

The air fell silent.

Ji Bochang slapped the little boy on the head, and said solemnly: "Do you understand?!"

"understood!"

cried the little boy.

"OK!"

Ji Bochang nodded in satisfaction, got up and prepared to leave.

But in the next second, the little boy reached out and tugged at the corner of Ji Bochang's clothes.

The latter raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is there anything else?"

The little boy pointed at the soles of Ji Bochang's feet, and said timidly, "Big brother, do you have any paper?"

"Uh……"

The corner of Ji Bochang's mouth twitched, and he lifted his foot slightly. As expected, a lump of feces-yellow mixture stuck to the sole of his shoe, and he dared not answer: "So, you are crying because of this?"

"Yup!"

The little boy stopped crying, and raised his head and said, "Since ancient times, no one has died, and who poops without paper? I made a mistake!"

"Ha ha……"

There was an evil smile on the corner of Ji Bochang's mouth, he raised his head and shouted loudly: "Come on! Some people defecate here! Whose children are so unqualified!"

"What! Free defecation?!"

"Let's go! Go and see who is so shameless!"

"Oh? In broad daylight, someone would defecate naked?"

……

All of a sudden, the crowd flocked, and when they heard the gossip, they all ran over immediately.

But Ji Bochang had already started running like crazy with his shoes on.

Only the little boy was left in a mess.

For the first time, he experienced what is called sinister society.

Soon, the little boy was surrounded by people like a monkey in a zoo, and he was at a loss for a while.

But in a second, a hero appeared in his sight.

I saw a woman with big arms and round waist standing in the center of the world!

It was Zhang Piyan who came!

Zhang Piyan glanced at the people around, spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, opened his mouth wide, and roared: "Hey!!! Why are you all free? A kid shits outside and also looks at this and that! Can I take your eyeballs off and make a cup of pearl milk tea?!"

Zhang Piyan's scolding skills are superb, and no one dares to provoke her.

As soon as the voice went down, the surrounding crowd dispersed.

Zhang Piyan turned her head to look at her son, picked it up like she was carrying a little chicken, and slapped it twice, the little boy's cheeks flushed instantly!
Like two overripe red apples!
Very colorful.

……

Ji Bochang, who was running for his life, was most afraid of Zhang Piyan, who accidentally fell into the mud puddle beside him.

Suddenly, the whole body was covered with khaki mud.

Even the corners of the mouth were stained a lot.

He quickly adjusted his posture and continued to run wildly forward.

After a while, he ran to the door of Ji Kun's house, and at that moment, the door was opened from the inside.

As soon as Ji Kun got up, he smelled the stinky smell of stepping on excrement before he opened his eyes. He wrinkled his nose and opened his eyes to see, especially when Ji Bochang had the excrement-yellow residue at the corner of his mouth.

(End of this chapter)