Dominate the basketball world, starting from the skyhook skill

Chapter 59 Little Black Schroeder has diarrhea.

"Chris, watch this video."

In the footprint center, everyone in the Suns team is doing warm-up training before the game.

Devin Booker handed the phone to Chris Paul, who was practicing dribbling. On the screen of the phone, the clip of Yushuo Sports interviewing Li Kaiwen yesterday was played.

Of course, Paul could not understand the Chinese dialogue between the two, but the subtitles below slapped him in the face word by word.

But he only glanced at it a few times, then stopped looking, and showed no expression.

"Hey Chris, this Lakers rookie is picking on you, don't you want to say something?

The upcoming game will be broadcast live on Quanmi. You should respond to him in the media first, and then kick his ass on the court! "

Booker said with a smirk.

The 38-year-old stopped and looked Booker in the eye.

"Devon, you know what?

He just wanted to provoke me, didn't he?He provoked me, and many years later he could say to his children: 'I managed to provoke Paul!But what do I say to my children? 'I responded to Kevin Lee? ’ They would ask: ‘Who is Kevin Lee? "

Thinking of this, Lao Pao laughed out loud.

"When we play tonight, I'm going to put him straight in the Human Speech Impairment Research Center, I swear."

Phoenix, Trail Center.

At 7:[-] p.m., the first live broadcast game of the Lakers, against the Phoenix Suns, starts!
"Good morning, viewers, welcome to Pepsi TV - NBA live broadcast room, I am your favorite serious ball game commentator - Liaodong Wu Qilong Xu Whale!"

And in a live broadcast room on the other side of the ocean, Xingqin's Xu Whale started another busy day.

"Let's take a look at the starting lineups of the opponents first!"

He helped his eyes and looked at the English subtitles on the phone in front of him.

"The Suns start, Cricket Paul, Mamba's big brother Booker, the old 1.5 Durant, the soft guy Ayton, and a so-and-so, oh, Torrey Craig!"

"Should I say it or not, this set of starters is rattling."

"The starting lineup for the Lakers is Shuila, Rivers, Little Baga, Big Eyebrow, and a rookie, George Shelby, who is said to have a bad brain!"

"Compared in this way, the Lakers are a bunch of rotten fish and shrimp except for thick eyebrows."

Comrade Whale adjusted his phone and found that the live broadcast camera had been shown on Li Kaiwen, and he immediately became excited.

"Hey, hey, this is Li Kaiwen, an outstanding young player of our country, everyone has seen it!"

"I don't know if the two teams will play garbage time again today, so that he can get on the field, hahaha, let us wish him good luck."

Of course Xu Whale wants to "focus" on introducing Li Kaiwen!Usually his videos have hundreds of thousands of views, but after the video of interviewing Li Kaiwen was released last night, the video had more than [-] million hits in one fell swoop, and he also successfully gained hundreds of thousands of followers.

Of course, a large part of it is to see Li Kaiwen's jokes. This young man is still too crazy to talk!
But what does this have to do with me, Xu Whale?It's fine for someone to watch, hahaha.

As Xu Jingyu introduced, Li Kaiwen was pushed on the bench again.

In Ceph Hamm's heart, the first game of daring to fight in garbage time does not mean that he is better than Little Black Schroeder.

After all, who doesn't have turkey for Christmas?

Just wait for you!

The whistle sounded and the game began.

After losing James' organization, Brother Nongmei prayed devoutly to heaven that he could lead the team to victory, and the only one who responded to him was himself 5 years ago.

I'm fucking leading the team to dive to the bottom!

In the first quarter, the thick eyebrows fell into the ocean of the Suns F4, and the Lakers were completely powerless in the face of the powerful Suns.

Paul's infinite military training immature Shelby, Booker's picturesque Kobe-style fadeaway jumper scored like drinking water, Durant's singles still had no solution, and Ayton seized every opportunity to eat cakes.

Just after the first quarter, the Suns have already led by 8 points. It seems that Li Kaiwen has a good chance to make another debut!

"Honestly speaking, the current players of the Lakers are not as good as the Pelicans with the thick eyebrows. Other teams are popular with Intel dual-core, triple-core and quad-core. If you use the bully, how can you beat it?
Taking advantage of the beginning of the season, the Lakers seized the opportunity to strengthen! "

Xu Jingyu took advantage of the commercial time after the first quarter to say a fair word in the live broadcast room.

At the beginning of the second quarter, according to the regular rotation, Van der Biao, Walker, Bamba and Schroeder were replaced, while Xiaobaga, Rivers, Shuila and Shelby were off to rest.

As for the thick eyebrows, isn't it a skill that every NBA head coach must know to be a deadly star?

On the Suns side, only Paul and Durant were left in F4, and they played the second quarter with a bunch of substitutes.

This is the background of the luxury battleship. Even the substitute match in the first half of the second quarter can give you two 2-star players to lead the team!
The Lakers kicked off, and the newly replaced little black Schroeder started from the backcourt and slowly dribbled forward.

After walking a few steps, the young man with a tuft of yellow hair on his head felt something was wrong.

His stomach first twitched intermittently as he moved forward, and then a warm current uncontrollably passed down from the lower abdomen, all the way to the Chrysanthemum Terrace.

After an inaudible "pop", the warm current broke through the barrier of the hole and gushed out, and a small yellow flower immediately bloomed on his purple ball pants.

Schroeder, get out of here.

But Xiao Hei is a smart person, I am a shit, and I have to pull someone to be my back!
Just after halftime, he saw Paul coming close to him, and immediately took the initiative to greet him.

As soon as the two came into contact, Lao Pao'er smelled a strong stench. Before he could lower his head to look for the source of the pollution, he saw Xiao Hei fall to the ground with a "touch".

This wave is Alchemist Schroeder!
"Drip~! No. 3 Chris Paul, defensive foul!"

The referee immediately blew his whistle, and Xiao Hei succeeded in flopping.

Seeing the painful expression of Little Black Schroeder lying on the ground and clutching his stomach, Paul was still puzzled by the monk Zhang Er, this fucking hit his shoulder, why are you covering his stomach—the pain has shifted so quickly?

After Schroeder returned to the locker room in a wheelchair to take a shit, Cefham turned his head to look at the team's new drinking fountain bodyguard Li Kevin.

He walked over and patted Li Kaiwen on the shoulder, you are going to play, young man!

Opportunities are always reserved for those who defecate regularly, Li Kaiwen immediately got up and took off his practice clothes.

"Drip, please pay attention to the host, the urgent task has been issued."

"Please complete the steals against Paul and Durant in this game."

"Mission Reward: Draw a lottery on the Star Wheel."

Well, here we go again.

(End of this chapter)