LOL: If you want to lose, I will go up and show off

Holding the phone, Zhou Yang changed to a more comfortable position and leaned on the sofa.

He slowly looked at the comments about himself.

As a result, in the first round of the reply, he was directly given a red temperature.

【Defier】

[0 points, I understand everything! I can’t help it if I don’t understand! 】

[0 points, although I am a fan of God D, I still have to say, this is really disgusting! 】

[0 points, the hatred of taking my wife is irreconcilable, return it to me, Sister Tazi! 】

[0 points, my brother Huanfeng has no job now, it’s all because of this bitch, you are not a qualified father! 】

[0 points, God D, I’m just asking you if you can check my academic qualifications! If possible, I’ll give you full marks next time. 】

……

Looking at all the zero points, Zhou Yangren was dumbfounded.

Originally, he felt that even if someone gave him zero points, at least there would be true fans who would give him full marks.

But I never expected that there would be no true fans, but all of them are little Heizi!

This was something he couldn't bear at all.

So, after thinking about it for a moment, he quickly tapped the phone screen with his hands.

[100 points, I am a D Goddess fan. He has a sweet voice, black stockings and long legs. I have always liked him. In addition to his strong strength and sharp operation, he is also extremely handsome. I I don’t know what’s behind your zero points. It’s definitely jealousy. For a player like God D, the highest ten points are not enough to express my love for him. I’m a hundred percent off, absolutely a hundred percent off! ! ! 】

……

After editing and sending it out, Zhou Yang felt slightly better.

These guys are so abominable!

I regard you as my brothers, but you don’t even give me any face!

Just when he was feeling depressed for his fans, he heard the sound of the door opening next to him.

Looking for the voice, he looked subconsciously, only to find that Rita, who had washed herself and wrapped her body in a bath towel, was looking at her with resentful eyes.

However, just when Zhou Yang was about to invite the other party to come over and take a look at these ridiculous comments, he heard the other party snort coldly, then walked towards the bedroom, and finally closed the door with a bang.

"Forehead……"

This made Zhou Yang touch his nose in embarrassment.

What happens if things go well?

Without thinking much, he put down the phone, ran to take a shower, and then gently opened the door that Rita had just slammed open.

After walking in, looking at Rita with her eyes closed, she didn't know whether to say hello or not.

In other words, he didn't know whether the person on the bed was asleep or angry.

But if you are angry, what kind of anger are you angry at?

Zhou Yang felt that he couldn't think clearly about this too complicated problem.

He walked over in a few steps and looked at Rita, who was covering half of his body with a blanket and the other half was looming, and suddenly thought of a poem.

Still holding the pipa half-hiding his face! ! !

At this moment, he finally understood why so many people like uniforms or white hair. It does have a different taste.

"are you asleep?"

Zhou Yang asked, but received no answer. The only thing that greeted him was the body of the person on the bed who turned his back.

However, this was not the first time for the two of them, so he immediately stepped forward and used practical actions to show the scene described in the song "Pipa Xing".

"Gentle, slow twisting, wiping and picking, the first is a colorful dress, then the sixth one..."

……

"Go, go, don't disturb my sleep." Rita could no longer pretend to be asleep, and her face gradually turned red.

But when she remembered that she had hinted so clearly just now and this guy didn't take the initiative, she felt very depressed.

"You're annoying..."

Before the remaining two words were out of my mouth, something changed immediately.

"Oh no..."

"Why did you get in!!!"

……

Rita opened her eyes, and there was a little resentment in her beautiful eyes, as well as other inexplicable expressions.

But what is certain is that even though she said not to disturb my sleep, her body was still very honest.

Zhou Yang felt as if he was being hugged by a koala, locked tightly from top to bottom.

More than forty minutes later...

Looking at Rita, who looked charming and didn't seem to feel tired, Zhou Yang simply accepted his fate.

After all, Brother Lu once said that, since you can't resist, just enjoy it silently!

He didn't know how he came from the bedroom to the living room, and simply lay down on the sofa skillfully, closing his eyes in pain as if he resigned to his fate.

“Baby, please help yourself!!!”

One sentence made Rita, who was dripping with sweat, slightly startled, and her already red face became even more rosy.

……

The stars in the night sky are bright and dark, dark and bright again.

Just over and over again.

When Zhou Yang woke up the next day, it was almost noon.

After looking around, Zhou Yang reached out and patted his head, his eyes showing a blank look.

what's the situation……

Why are you back in the bedroom again?

He thought hard and only remembered that it was the bedroom first, then the living room, then the sofa, then the balcony, and then...

What kind of attitude did you have when you returned to the bedroom?

He couldn't think clearly.

Just as he was thinking this, the bedroom door was pushed open from the outside, and then Rita walked in from the outside as if she was bathing in the spring breeze.

The corners of her mouth raised with a smile, and she walked to the side and sat down. "It's almost twelve o'clock. Get up quickly. I'll make porridge with wolfberry for you."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yang became very unhappy.

"Who are you looking down on? Do I need these things? Even if I come for two more days, it won't be a problem!"

"Then we'll make an agreement!"

Seeing Rita's excitement, the corner of Zhou Yang's mouth twitched, "That's what, I was joking.

You also know that there are still many things that have not been done in the team. "

"What's the matter? The game is over, what else can I do?"

"You do not understand."

Since the explanation was not clear, Zhou Yang simply gave a very profound and general answer.

Don't ask, asking means you don't understand!

"Okay." Rita didn't push too hard. After all, she was very satisfied last night.

After getting up, taking a shower and eating, Zhou Yang naturally couldn't pull out that ruthless person. He went shopping with the other party, bought some things and had dinner, and then returned to the base.

After returning to the base, he walked into the training room, put the late-night snacks he had brought for Ah Shui and the others on the table, and then walked to his computer and sat down.

"Brother Yang, if you ask me, you are not as good as Lao Song!

It’s only been a day and you can’t bear it anymore?

Look at Lao Song, it takes at least three days to lay the foundation! "

As soon as Zhou Yang sat down, he saw Ah Shui get up and walk to the table. He took out his favorite sugar pancakes that Zhou Yang bought for him from the bag and started teasing him like this. "I bought you food for nothing, kid." Zhou Yang curled his lips, "But then again, have you noticed that Lao Song has been getting thinner and thinner recently."

"I can't help it. I guess this bastard is still exercising right now!" Prince Ning didn't seem to hide the envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart.

Because these guys really deserve to die! ! !

"Why don't you call and ask?" Baolan reminded weakly.

"Brother Lan, this is your fault!" When Zhou Yang heard this, he immediately said in a preaching tone, "Look at what time it is. What if you disturb him?"

Because Zhou Yang had just experienced this, and at this time last night, he was interacting with Rita.

Don't look at what he said, but his hands were not idle. He took out his mobile phone and called Lao Song.

After ringing for about ten seconds, the phone was connected, and Song Yijin's slightly rough voice came from the other end.

"What's the point of calling so late?"

"It's okay, I just wanted to ask when you will come back." Zhou Yang made a casual excuse.

"Tomorrow night, or the day after tomorrow." Song Yijin spoke, and before Zhou Yang could speak, he immediately said, "I have nothing to do. Let's talk about it when we get back."

Without giving Zhou Yang a chance to answer, he hung up the phone.

Since Zhou Yang turned on the speakerphone, after listening to the busy tone from the phone, Prince Ning and the others immediately exchanged a look involuntarily.

Ever since, Ah Shui took out his cell phone and made another call.

……

at the same time.

"Who made the call?" Looking at Song Yijin who put his mobile phone on the bedside table in front of him, Xiao Yu asked with some dissatisfaction.

"Ayang asked me when I would go back." Rookie answered casually, and then halfway through the first step, the phone suddenly rang again, which was even more harsh.

This made it impossible for him to concentrate on the next steps. He could only take the phone and connect the call.

After a few casual words, Song Yijin threw the phone on the bedside table again.

But what he didn't know was that in IG's training room, several people gathered together and were analyzing the tone of what he just said one by one.

"I feel like Brother Yang was breathing louder than when he called me just now."

"When he asked Ah Shui to hang up the phone just now, he even urged him a little bit, and he was a little impatient!"

"It seems that this bastard is in a hurry!" Prince Ning showed a wicked smile and started to encourage Baolan, "Baolan, you are giving him a shot!"

Seeing Bao Lan about to take out his mobile phone to make a call, Zhou Yang immediately stopped him.

“How could you bastards be like this!

If I were you, I would call again in a few minutes!

Well... use Cheng Lu's mobile phone to call! "

Ever since.

Five minutes later, Song Yijin's phone rang again after he had already started working hard.

This caused his original offensive rhythm to change instantly, which was very uncomfortable!

Song Yijin is not stupid, he knows that Zhou Yang and these bastards definitely did this on purpose.

He took a deep breath and stopped attacking under Xiao Yu's resentful eyes. While he was ready to curse these villains, he also took the phone over.

When he saw Theshy on the caller ID, he was slightly startled.

"Why are you standing there? Hurry up and answer the call!" Xiao Yu kicked her foot dissatisfied, "Hurry up and turn off your phone after answering. I'm so annoyed."

"It's Cheng Lu who called. Maybe something happened." As he spoke, Song Yijin answered the phone.

As a result, when he heard the voice of Zhou Yang and others coming from the other end of the phone instead of Theshy, he who originally thought something was wrong with Theshy suddenly became angry.

"My grass..."

But just after he said two words gracefully, the call was hung up directly on the other end.

This made Rookie feel angry all of a sudden.

Half an hour later...

Xiao Yu looked at her boyfriend in a daze.

Why is he suddenly so powerful?

Is this a blessing in disguise?

……

the other side.

Because Zhou Yang and the others had nothing to do, and Lao Song's phone was turned off, they simply started the daily duel session within the team at the instigation of the people in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Yang, come on."

After hearing Ah Shui's words, Zhou Yang once wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

"No, is it because I can't hold the knife anymore, or are you too lazy? You actually challenged me to a duel?" Zhou Yang felt that his heart went cold.

At a small scale, this is a crime, but at a big scale, this is patricide. As an old father, I am very sad.

"Are you scared?" Ah Shui decided to be tough.

There is no reason for me to always be at the bottom, I have to be the one at the top!

"Afraid or not, the problem is that I am the support and you are the AD. Compared to me, your hero pool is too shallow and it is not interesting."

"What do you mean? You dislike me!"

"Yeah." Zhou Yang nodded.

A water:"……"

In front of so many people in the live broadcast room, can you save some face for me! ! !

"Then how about we all use heroes that we are not good at to challenge each other, so that we can test our basic skills."

Under Danmaku's suggestion, Ah Shui thought of a compromise.

Because he really wanted to win against Zhou Yang.

Although the two of them had many duels before, the result was that he never won once!

"Okay, since you're going to die, you can't blame me." Zhou Yang sighed.

The child's rebellious period has arrived, and it's really time to let him develop his memory.

Seeing Zhou Yang agree, Ah Shui quickly pulled him into the custom room.

At this time, under the greetings of Prince Ning and Bao Lan, Liang Daren also came up and started placing bets on tomorrow's lunch, dinner, and supper.

"Then let's take Jack, I think he can win." Liang Daren analyzed carefully and made his choice.

After all, Ah Shui plays AD, and he knows the AD position well, but sometimes he gets taken away by AOE in team battles for no apparent reason.

So this will naturally greatly test the player's operation!

"I choose A Yang. He has many clever ideas. I think he can win."

After hearing what Prince Ning said, Zhou Yang curled his lips and said, "I just thought you were praising me!"

Theshy on the side looked at the enthusiastic participants and couldn't help but stop him.

"Oh, your behavior is wrong, it's wrong!"

"Then it's up to you whether you want to eat or not."

One sentence made Theshy shut his mouth immediately.

It’s not right, but you still have to eat!

"I'll let you, you choose the hero, and we will have a one-on-one duel. The premise is that the bottom lane hero we have used before will not appear!"

"No need!" Ah Shui finally got tough, "Brother Yang, you choose, I'm invincible, you can do whatever you want!"

"Okay!" Zhou Yang was definitely not polite.

Since the heroes used by the two bottom laners cannot be used, then...

He looked around for a moment, and finally fixed his eyes on a muscular and beautiful man.

……