Global Matchmaking: I Can See Game Tips

Chapter 22 Black?Black ape?stupidly can not tell

Chapter 22 Black?Black ape?stupidly can not tell
The black ape woman named 'Wu Qi Mo', as her name suggests, is pitch-black.

It looks like a chimpanzee over two meters tall.

Only a head taller than Coent himself.

"Crack clap~~"

He seemed to hear the sound of his heart breaking.

It took me a long time to get my heart fluttered once, but you made me lose so completely.

The people of the United States who watched the live broadcast were silent for a while, and finally encouraged:
"Come on, Coent, don't forget what you just said, I believe you can do it."

"Even if it's a gorilla, oh no, it's a black ape family, it shouldn't be a problem for you."

"That's right, it looks like a human, but the hair is thicker, and it's much stronger than the big slugs in England!"

"Come on brother, don't hesitate, maybe you can experience a different kind of fun!"

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Coent's mind was blank, and he stood there stupidly, at a loss.

Chimpanzees…

chimpanzee……

My partner is a big ugly chimpanzee? !
His mind was filled with these words, and his whole body was not well.

Although the news reported that a race of his skin color had had indescribable things with chimpanzees.

Even the disease of AIDS was caused by black orangutans in black states.

Coent's ancestry is from the Black State, but he thinks he is different from those backward and barbaric compatriots who still live in primitive society.

I have seen the feasting and feasting in the United States, whether it is using money, violence, or coaxing, I have played with many women.

How can you accept this? !

in front of you.

The big chimpanzee named Wu Qimo picked his nostrils and stared at him.

"Hey, male, you look very similar to our black apes!"

She dug out a lump of yellow-brown disgusting booger, rolled it into a ball with her thick fingers, and threw it into her mouth to chew, with an expression of enjoyment on her face.

"vomit……"

The entire audience felt a chill and felt extremely nauseated.

I almost vomited from this disgusting scene.

Are you really going to mate with this chimpanzee?

Conte swallowed.

He doesn't care what the American people think.

He only cares about his own life.

With the experience of watching the live broadcast for the past two days, he understands that once he rejects his partner's request, there is only one dead word.

Therefore, after entering the marriage game, he will deliver that speech, at least he can uphold the righteousness, so why not do it.

At this time, many Yan people also came to the live channel of the United States.

There was a person from Yan Kingdom who arrived first, explaining the cause and effect.

After listening.

Someone asked again: "Excuse me, which of the two people on the screen is the chimpanzee?"

"The one with a lot of hair, eats the big nose."

"The one with the clothes, the one with less white hair, is the little white Coente from the United States."

"So that's it, thanks! /BiXin.jpg"

"I don't have any expectations for Xiao Hei. It's not enough to harm Gaul, and it's starting to harm America again."

"It's not a good bird. You ask me what I think? I look at it with a smile."

……

[The American player "Kent" is holding a marriage ceremony with the black ape tribe "Wu Qimo". The following screens are not suitable for playback, and the system will automatically block them. 】

Unexpectedly, this little black named Coent was really kind, and he bit the bullet and mate with the big chimpanzee.

In this regard.

The reaction of the people of the United States is: Coent, the light of the United States, the savior of the people!He is our hero, the pioneer must not be profaned!
The reaction of the people of Yan Kingdom was: Touched, so touched!

The marriage ceremony lasted for ten minutes and ended.

The screen returns to normal.

Looking at Coent's expression at this time, there is something more to say.

There is even a strange experience of having fun in it and having a special flavor.

[When the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world! 】

[Congratulations to the American player "Kent" and the black ape tribe "Wu Qi Mo" for successfully completing the marriage ceremony! 】

[You have received the following rewards:]

[Talent: Black Ape Physique (d-), Skills: Black Ape Iron Fist (Green), Lingyuan Pill (D-) x10, Charm -5! 】

"It turned out to be a D-level talent and a green quality skill!"

"There is also Lingyuan Pill! It is exactly the same as Xu Lin from Yan Kingdom!"

"Well, there are actually some differences. For example, the charm has decreased, just like Albert in England."

"Shut up! What is being ugly compared to the realization of the American dream? The worst is to put on makeup or plastic surgery! I suspect that you are an undercover agent of the Yan Kingdom. By saying this, you are trying to split the unity and friendship of our American people!"

The American people were overjoyed and fell into a state of excitement.

[Player Coent, you can set the threshold for issuing marriage rewards. 】

[If this step is skipped, the reward will be issued to American civilization by default. 】

When the cue for the matching game appeared, the cheering Americans stopped short.

The country of America is not as peaceful as the country of Yan.

It has the most prisons in the world, and the number of criminals ranks first in the world.

In such an environment full of freedom and debauchery, those who are honest and responsible and have never committed crimes are, after all, a minority.

Coent, please don't learn from Xu Lin and set a series of moral standards.

Otherwise, you are not our hero.

It's our traitors from America!
Enemy of all Americans!

Just spittle stars can drown you alive!
Originally, Coent originally thought of distributing civilized marriage rewards to his black compatriots first.

It wasn't until he saw the content of the reward that he changed his mind.

"You can't let me be unlucky alone, let you bastards watch my fun."

Cohen grinned.

Then he declared righteously: "Don't worry, my fellow Americans."

"I don't know how to imitate the little monkey in Yan Kingdom. I am selfish and don't want to share it with others."

"I will not set any threshold conditions. I want to benefit all Americans. This is what I have always wanted to do!"

As soon as this remark came out, it instantly won the approval of all Americans.

The audience cheered and applauded thunderously.

Congratulations to the United States for having such a great, selfless, and noble person.

Even the scumbags who didn't get the marriage reward in Yan Country started to kneel and lick.

"Look at his pattern, his bearing, tsk tsk tsk, that bastard Xu Lin will never be able to learn it in his whole life."

"As expected of a high-quality player trained by the Human Beacon, what brother Hei said is really domineering!"

"He is so handsome. I really want to marry him and have many monkeys for him."

There are too many words like this.

Although the security of Yan Kingdom is stable, it is a populous country after all.

The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds.

There will always be some Ergouzi and Muyanggou.

In particular, none of them have received the marriage rewards from the Yanhuang civilization, which is enough to prove that their character is corrupt, and they are out-and-out scum and scum.

How smart can you expect them to be?

however.

The following national marriage rewards are like pouring cold water on the heads of the American people.

[Because the American player "Coente" got married, and the whole world celebrates, marriage rewards are now issued to the American civilization! 】

[All people in the United States get: Health +3, Strength +2, Fuzz +3, Atavism +2, Intelligence -1, Charm -1! 】

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