The Red Chamber begins with a bastard

Chapter 96

Seeing that Shi Xiangyun accepted the golden unicorn from Jia Huan, Lin Daiyu was inexplicably bitter, and said with a smile: "Look, everyone, our Jia Banxian is still a bit wise, just after the approval of Yun'er's fortune and prosperity, Yun'er really got a golden unicorn." Qilin, isn't it a windfall?"

Jia Huan sighed, and said solemnly: "I am both a half-immortal and a God of Wealth. It is actually quite difficult, and who knows my suffering."

Pfft——!
Lin Daiyu couldn't stop laughing, shaking wildly like a flower branch.

The daughters of Baochai also laughed until tears came out, Xichun fell into Yingchun's arms, and asked the latter to help her rub her belly while laughing, Tanchun also fell into Baochai's arms and couldn't straighten up.

Shi Xiangyun even leaned forward and backward with laughter, but he put the unpleasantness with Jia Baoyu behind him just now, and rubbed his stomach while saying: "Huan'er, Huan'er, you are really a narrow-minded ghost, we can't laugh to death ?”

Jia Huan couldn't help laughing, too, and after a long time, everyone stopped laughing. Shi Xiangyun said: "I was almost fooled by Huan'er's gag, and the Yingsong and the willows make the love of the night and the moon. So what was your original line?"

As soon as this remark came out, a pair of wonderful eyes looked at Jia Huan, waiting for his next words.

Jia Huan smiled and said: "Since you are all right, and you are right, the original second couplet is irrelevant, so let's not talk about it."

Xue Baochai said with a smile: "Brother Huan wants to get away with it again, but this time it will not be so easy."

Shi Xiangyun clapped his hands and said: "Yes, yes, yes, tell me quickly, otherwise we will not agree, and I am the birthday star today, so you have to listen to me, otherwise I will not want your birthday gift, Huan'er."

Jia Huan couldn't help laughing and said: "This is the first time I've seen someone threaten others by not accepting birthday gifts, well, I'll be right."

Shi Xiangyun giggled and urged, "Hurry up."

"Wait, take the Four Treasures of the Study, I have to record it for comparison, if Huan'er's second couplet is not as good as ours, do you think I'm ashamed?" Lin Daiyu teased.

Seeing the excitement, Shi Xiangyun didn't think it was a big deal, so he clapped his hands quickly and urged Ping'er to get the brush and ink. After the latter got the brush and ink, Lin Daiyu took the pen and looked at Jia Huan with a smile and said: "Jia Jia, you can start. "

There was ink in Jia Huan's stomach, but he was not at all afraid. He stood up and said slowly, "Lianxin Changshui paste green coins to count the rounds."

Lin Daiyu's eyes lit up, and she wrote this sentence with a pen, and then turned it into a poem of Qijue: "Lianxin Changshui pastes green coins, and water pastes green coins to count circles. Round points count money, green paste water. Qian Qing paste water Chang Xinlian."

Jia Tanchun said happily: "This poem of Qijue describes the lotus leaves on the water surface, which is very interesting, but it seems to be not as good as Bowie's: the fragrant lotus, the clear water, the cool breeze, and the summer is long."

Jia Huan said with a smile: "Then I'm right again, the clouds and white geese pass the South Tower half-colored autumn."

When Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai heard it, they couldn't help but secretly exclaimed. Jia Xichun was quite familiar with palindromic poems at this time, and immediately chanted: "The clouds and white geese pass the south tower, and the geese pass the south tower with half the autumn. Wild geese, goose and white clouds in the south of the building."

Shi Xiangyun sighed: "This sentence writes about autumn, which is better than my 'autumn river, yansu, sandbar, shallow water flow'."

Lin Daiyu looked at Jia Huan in surprise and said, "Yun'er, don't interrupt, since Huan'er is right about summer and autumn, there must be a word about winter."

Jia Huan smiled, and continued to chant: "When will Meizhi snowflakes bloom? Spring letter."

Xue Baochai said in surprise: "It's terrible, I can't compare with my 'red furnace through charcoal to burn the cold wind to guard against the midwinter'. When the plum branches are snowflakes, the spring letters come when the snowflakes bloom. In the letter, there are spring flowers and snow spots, and a few branches of flowers and snow spots plum."

Shi Xiangyun was both surprised and a little unconvinced, and said: "Huan'er, if you can match again, I will convince you, and I will call you third brother in the future."

Jia Huan laughed and said, "That's right, the flowers and branches make shadows on the window screens and the sun is slanting."

Shi Xiangyun yelled softly, covering his face and not daring to see anyone.

"The flowers and branches make shadows on the window screens, and the shadows on the window screens reflect the slanting sun. The slanting sun reflects on the screen windows, and the screens make shadows on the branches and flowers. Good poetry!" Lin Daiyu clapped her hands and laughed, "Yun girl, from now on, You have to call Huaner Third Brother."

Jia Huan couldn't help sweating, what's not good to call it, what's wrong with calling it third brother, the smell of curry is too strong, he hurriedly said: "Sister Yun was just joking, it can't be true."

Shi Xiangyun gritted his teeth and said, "Although I am a little girl, I do what I say. Third brother, please accept Yun'er's gift." After speaking, he really gave Jia Huanfu a gift.

All the girls giggled, Jia Huan couldn't laugh or cry, why did you let me be the third brother.

Xue Baochai said with a smile: "Age and seniority are determined by God. It's fine for everyone to joke in private. It can't be true, and you can't call them indiscriminately in front of the elders. Otherwise, it will be inappropriate and you will inevitably be punished."

Jia Huan nodded and said: "Sister Bao's words are very true. Sister Yun, don't call me the third brother in front of the ancestors later. Of course, I have no objection if you honor the third brother in private!"

Everyone immediately laughed again, Xue Baochai looked at Jia Huan, who was smiling calmly, and couldn't help but sigh secretly, this cousin Huan is really talented, and it is no accident that he won the first case in the county examination.

Everyone chatted for a while, and then they went to the west courtyard together. There was indeed a stage set up in the place where they used to watch operas. Wang Xifeng, Mrs. Xing and others accompanied her, and Dalianbao was also there. It was a bit embarrassing to see everyone coming.

When all the people came forward to salute, Jia Mu said with a smile, "Where are you from?"

Shi Xiangyun spoke bluntly, and immediately replied: "Old Ancestor, we are looking for Huan'er, I just came from Huan'er's house."

Xue Baochai knew something was wrong when she heard what she said. Sure enough, Jia's mother gave Jia Baoyu a thoughtful look, said "Oh" and then stopped talking.

Mrs. Wang was very upset, the sisters used to like to hang around Baoyu, but now they all played with Jia Huan, but Baoyu was sitting alone, being cold to one side, she was both distressed and annoyed.

After the limelight of loan sharks passed, Wang Xifeng is now active beside Jiamu again. Although she has lost the right to manage affairs, she still pleases Jiamu with her clever mouth. Huan'er is so stubborn, Du Baoyu just sat here wiping tears silently, could it be that he is having trouble with someone again?"

Jia Huan furrowed his brows secretly, and this guy came to stir up the flames again, it seems that the lesson from last time was not enough.

Shi Xiangyun is straightforward, but he never holds grudges. Hearing that Wang Xifeng said something pitiful, he said embarrassingly: "I said a few words that were not pleasant, and I offended my second brother. Don't be angry, second brother. Yun'er will help you." Sorry!"

Jia Baoyu blushed, and hesitated, "It's none of Sister Yun's business, but I spoke too harshly and made Sister Yun cry. I should apologize to Sister Yun."

When Jia Mu heard the words, she laughed and said: "Brothers and sisters playing together, it is inevitable to bump into bumps, cry and make troubles. If there is an overnight grudge, just let it go, Yun girl, since Baoyu apologized to you, don't let it go again." Take it easy."

Shi Xiangyun hurriedly said yes.

Wang Xifeng smiled and said: "The old ancestor is right. Brothers and sisters are playing around, and it is normal to have some conflicts. Last time, Baoyu and Miss Lin also had an awkward fight at Huan'er, and even dropped jade. It was like a black-eyed chicken. Yes, it won't be as good as before in a few days."

Jia Huan couldn't help being secretly angry, Wang Xifeng's nonsense now is nothing more than spreading hatred and smearing himself, clearly implying that he is instigating bad things, so every time Big Face Bao sits in his room, he will end up quarreling with his sisters, what the hell? insidious!
At this moment, Mrs. Wang glanced at Jia Huan lightly, and Jia Mu frowned. It was obvious that Wang Xifeng's words had worked, successfully arousing the displeasure of Jia Mu and Mrs. Wang, but Jia Huan was not easy to talk to at this time. , can only keep silent, after all, the more you explain this kind of thing, the more boring you are.

Of course, Jia Huan didn't bother to explain, now he doesn't have to care about the attitudes of Jia Mu and Mrs. Wang, all the way up the imperial examinations, fame and fame, and being an official butcher. If your Mrs. Wang is unhappy, what can you take away from me?As for Jia's mother, as long as she is promising, stands out, and earns glory for the Jia family, she will still be happy to see her success.

Therefore, with Wang Xifeng's little skill in Zhaidou now, it is difficult to hurt herself at all, and it would be a waste of time to talk to her.

At this time, everyone sat down to watch the play, and Mother Jia asked Shi Xiangyun to order the play first, because she is today's birthday star.Shi Xiangyun ordered two plays, and Jia's mother asked Xue Baochai to order a play again, saying that she was a guest, so she should order first, but Xue Baochai refused, so she also ordered two plays. Huan was a little confused.

But soon, Jia Huan understood what was going on. It turned out that the first episode of "The Palace of Eternal Life" started to be performed on the stage. For a while, Jia Huan suddenly realized that he dared to buy the script of "The Palace of Longevity" at Moxue Bookstore that day. The person is Xue Baochai, no wonder the voice is so familiar.

Tsk tsk, this sister Bao moved really fast, without making a sound, "The Palace of Eternal Life" was staged at the first release, it is estimated that the new book has also been printed, and it will be on sale next.

The level of "The Palace of Eternal Life" is there, and it is a new play, so it immediately attracted everyone's attention as soon as it started singing.Lin Daiyu and Jia Tanchun were surprised and delighted, and they subconsciously looked at Jia Huan, because they had read the original work and knew it was written by Jia Huan.

Naturally, Jia Baoyu also knew that Jia Huan wrote it, and thought: "Huan Lao San really sold the script and was rehearsed by the theater troupe. Although this guy is a lug, the script is really well written."

At this time, I only heard Jia Mu laughing: "This is a new play, I don't think I have seen it."

Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Xing also expressed that they hadn't watched it, and they watched it with great interest. Soon, the performance of the two "Palace of Eternal Life" was over, and Jia's mother was still full of enthusiasm: "Is this gone?"

Xue Baochai said with a smile: "This is a new play. I heard that there are only two performances, and there are 48 performances in the future."

Mother Jia was overjoyed when she heard the words, and called the head of the opera troupe over, and asked who wrote the play, when a new episode would be released, and so on.

Seeing that Jia Mu was happy, the class leader replied: "The person who wrote this play is called Zheng Dao. I don't know who he is. If the old lady wants to watch new episodes, they are available now. It's just that everyone hasn't rehearsed them well." , dare not rashly display your ugliness."

Jia Mu said with a smile: "Since it's a new play, everyone is enjoying it. It doesn't matter whether he is familiar with it or not, as long as he can understand it. Come on, if you perform well, your rewards are indispensable."

The class leader was overjoyed and immediately ordered the students to start the third performance.

(End of this chapter)