The Red Chamber begins with a bastard

Chapter 107

After drinking for three rounds and tasting the five flavors of the dishes, they became acquainted with each other. Jia Baoyu was used to hanging out in the inner house, and he was best at being a low-down little girl to make her sisters happy. In addition, he was also handsome and eloquent, and soon He chatted passionately with the popular Xiaodan Jiang Yuhan, and the "eyes" between each other made Xue Pan jealous and itchy, so he grabbed the hand of Jinxiangyuan Fantou Yun'er and smiled: "Good man, let me show you what you are good at!" Come and listen to a new little song, it’s good, how about I drink it?"

This Yun'er was the prostitute that Xue Pan invited to accompany her to the banquet, and she was ready to welcome and send her off in Fengyue Field, she immediately took out her pipa and sang: "Two little friends, it's hard to leave, thinking of you and thinking of him. It's difficult to describe the two of them as handsome. Thinking about last night's private appointment at the Camellia Stand, one cheated on her, and the other was looking for it, and I didn't answer if San Cao was arrested."

Jia Huan was speechless after listening to it. The girls in the brothel are indeed the girls in the brothel. This song...was a bit too risqué, but everyone seemed to be used to it. Xue Pan even enjoyed it, humming along.

"Uncle Xue, let's have a drink." Yun'er put away the pipa and urged, but Xue Pan was playing tricks, shaking his head like a rattle: "This song is not worth a bottle, let's sing another good one."

Jia Baoyu was chatting with Jiang Yuhan passionately, eager to show his hands, so he suggested: "Drinking so much, easy to get drunk and tasteless, why not enforce the drinking order, I will be the ordering officer, and those who do not obey will be punished with ten bowls, and they will go out and share with others one by one. Pour the wine."

As soon as this remark came out, Jiang Yuhan, Wei Ruolan and others immediately echoed and applauded. Feng Ziying smiled and said: "I have little talent and little learning, and I am a martial artist. Brother Bao should not follow too difficult orders."

Jia Baoyu said with a smile: "This order is not difficult to do, but it is fresh. There must be four words of sadness, sorrow, joy, and joy. You must also name your daughter and indicate the reason for the four words. After speaking, sing A fresh ditty, drink a glass after singing, and then say a poem, couplet, or idiom is fine, but it must be related to something on the table."

When Xue Pan heard this, his face turned green, and he immediately waved his hands and shook his head and said, "I won't come, this dare to plot against me."

"Sit well, sit well, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?" Feng Ziying smiled and stretched out her hand and pushed Xue Pan back on the seat.

The prostitute Yun'er also grabbed Xue Panjiao and smiled, "Uncle Xue is so shameless, he still drinks every day, is it worse than me?"

Xue Pan got angry when he heard the words, rolled his eyes strangely and said, "Come as soon as you come, whoever is afraid of others will accept punishment at worst."

Jia Baoyu glanced at the silent Jia Huan without asking, and said, "Since everyone agrees, I, the commander, will start first.

Daughter is sad, youth has been kept empty boudoir.

The daughter is worried, and regrets teaching her husband and son-in-law to seek a title.

Daughter is happy, and the makeup in the morning is beautiful in the mirror.

My daughter is happy, and the spring clothes are thin on the swing frame. "

"Okay!" Jiang Yuhan applauded immediately, Jia Baoyu smiled slightly, cleared his throat and said, "I can't stop dripping blood and tears of lovesickness, throwing red beans, endless spring willows and spring flowers all over the painting building, I can't sleep well after the screen window is rainy and dusk I can't forget the new and old worries..."

After the song was sung, everyone couldn't help applauding. It was the first time Jia Huan heard Jia Baoyu's song, and he felt that he sang well, but the song was full of beauty as always, and he was worthy of being a big baby in the crowd.

At this time, Jia Baoyu drank a cup, picked up a piece of pear on the fruit plate, and said: "The rain hits the pear blossoms and closes the door."

At this point, Jia Baoyu's drinking order was finished, and it was Feng Ziying's next turn. He stood up and chanted loudly: "My daughter is sad, my husband is dying of illness. My daughter is sad, and the strong wind blows down the dressing room. My daughter is happy, and the first child is raised." I gave birth to twins. My daughter, Le, went to the garden to pick crickets in private."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the wine and sang: "You are a lovely person, you are a passionate person, you are a weird ghost..."

After singing, he drank the wine in one fell swoop, pointed to a plate of fried chicken on the table, laughed and said: "Chicken sound Maodianyue."

Now it was Xue Pan's turn, and everyone looked at him anxiously, and the latter read with strange eyes: "My daughter is sad... My daughter is sad..."

As a result, after being sad for a long time, Feng Ziying couldn't help urging: "Why are you sad? Tell me!"

Xue Pan was anxious, but had an idea, and chanted: "Daughter is sad, marrying a man is a turtle."

Everyone burst into laughter, Xue Pan curled his lips and said, "What a joke, I was wrong? A woman married to a man is a bastard, shouldn't she be sad?"

Chen Yejun smiled and said, "It's reasonable, let's get to the bottom of it."

Xue Pan continued to read proudly: "Daughter worry...choo, a big horse monkey jumped out of the embroidery room."

"This sentence doesn't make sense, you should be punished!" Wei Ruolan shook her head and said.

But Jia Baoyu smiled and said, "It's fine to rhyme."

Xue Pan glared and said: "Listen, the order is ready, what's the fuss, um, there's the next sentence, listen up, my daughter is happy, the bridal chamber is languidly lit."

"Hey, this sentence is still a bit decent." Everyone was amazed.

Xue Pan triumphantly continued to read: "Daughter Le, poke a few sticks in."

Jia Huan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, everyone in the room laughed and cursed damn it, and the prostitute Yun'er hid her face under the table.

Xue Pan was not ashamed to say dirty words, but was proud of it, he laughed and said: "I have racked my brains to come up with a wonderful sentence, I ask you if you agree with it."

"Forget it, you don't need to sing this song, so as not to pollute everyone's ears." Feng Ziying shook her head and scolded with a smile.

"If you don't use it, don't use it, save it!" Xue Pan sat down with peace of mind, and everyone's eyes turned to the next one - Jia Huan.

Jia Huan took the top spot in the County Examination and the Prefectural Examination, but no one dared to underestimate him, and there was some expectation in their eyes.

Jia Huan has always kept a low profile, acting as a listener. At this time, he had to stand up, smiled and cupped his hands and said: "I am ugly. My daughter is sad, and the youth will never return. My daughter is sad, and the peaches and plums are flowing with the water. My daughter is happy, the rain is over." The sky is as clear and blue as washing. Daughter Le, dress up in the embroidery pavilion in autumn."

After reading it, he sang: "

the river is long and tempestuous, it was like a hero

Nothing is success or failure.

Aoyama is still there, How Many Suns.

The white-haired fisherman Qiao Jiangzhu used to watch autumn and spring.

A jug of muddy wine meets together.

How many things in ancient and modern times are all jokes. "

As soon as the majestic and magnificent "Linjiang Immortal" was sung, the audience was instantly silent, and everyone looked at Jia Huan in shock, and did not react until the latter finished singing.

After Jia Huan sang, he drank the wine in the glass, picked up a peach from the fruit plate, and said with a smile: "A peach blossom has no owner, and the lovely deep red loves the light red."

At this moment, the crowd came to their senses and applauded one after another. Feng Ziying almost slapped his palms and said excitedly: "Brother Huan really deserves to be the leader of the government's trial case. This song made me even get goosebumps. Compared with the Huan Brothers, what we sing are all local chickens and dogs."

Jia Baoyu was both shocked and ashamed. Jia Huan's song was majestic and majestic. In comparison, what he sang just now was simply moaning without illness!
"I don't know where the third master Huan's song came from? I'm so ignorant that I've never heard of it." Jiang Yuhan asked.

This "Linjiang Immortal" was written by Yang Shen, a great talent in the Ming Dynasty, and the tune is from the theme song of a later TV series. Everyone has heard it before, so they were shocked when they heard it.

Jia Huan smiled, and said: "I also occasionally listened to the singing of a monk from Youfang, and thought it was extraordinary, so I wrote it down."

"So that's it." Wei Ruolan smiled and said, "I guess this wandering monk is also a character, otherwise he wouldn't be able to compose such a majestic and rich song."

Jia Baoyu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and thought to himself, it's a good thing, this was not done by Huan Laosan, otherwise it would be too strong, and he couldn't forget it.

After a round of drinking orders, everyone drank a lot of wine, and the chatterbox opened up, and they began to chat about the hottest "Hongyan Tower" incident recently.

As the saying goes, the ass decides the head, Feng Ziying, Wei Ruolan and others are all noble children, so they are extremely dissatisfied with the scholars making trouble.

Chen Yejun said angrily: "You are a scholar who is useless. These sour people are useless except for lip service. They even want to abolish hereditary military positions. Bah, there are no soldiers to protect their families and the country. I'm afraid they will be killed by the Yi people." When pigs and sheep are slaughtered."

Wei Ruolan said cryptically: "This time the incident is so big, I'm afraid it's not easy. The Shenji Battalion should change its head. As for the abolition of hereditary military positions, it is absolutely impossible. This is something that will shake the foundation. Even the emperor You also have to think twice.”

When everyone chatted about the affairs in the court hall, Jia Baoyu was obviously not interested, so he and Jiang Yuhan left the meeting with excuses, went outside to talk about themselves, and when they came back, the two had already exchanged sweat towels.

It was almost noon, and the party finally ended. Xue Pan was so drunk that he could hardly walk, so he had to be carried into the carriage, and Jia Baoyu was also half drunk. The servant helped him into the carriage and left first.

Jia Huan had no choice but to send Xue Pan back to Lixiangyuan, and was about to leave, but a message came from inside: "Madam told Brother Huan not to be busy. Since you are here, you should go in and sit before you leave."

Jia Huan had no choice but to enter the Pear Fragrance Garden. Aunt Xue warmly greeted Jia Huan to sit down, and asked the servants to make tea, and put a table full of melons and fruits, and said kindly: "Your cousin Pan is a horse without a bridle. Just a few cups of yellow soup makes trouble, thanks to Brother Huan, you took care of me and sent your cousin Pan back."

Jia Huan smiled and said, "Auntie, you are welcome. I just came back from cousin Pan's carriage."

Aunt Xue liked it even more when she heard the words, and felt pity in her heart, she hugged Jia Huan into her arms and said in pain: "You are so sensible, tell your mother later that Auntie will let the mansion provide you with a carriage. After all, he is also a scholar, how can he be so shabby in and out, and outsiders don't see it as shameful."

Jia Huan was a little embarrassed when Aunt Xue hugged and touched his head lovingly. After all, his mental age was no longer that of a boy of eight or nine years old. He shook his head and said, "Thank you, Auntie, but Huan'er appreciates the kindness. I think my mother has arranged it herself." .”

Aunt Xue thought for a while, and it was really not easy for her to intervene in this matter, so she stopped mentioning it.

"Is Sister Bao not at home?" Jia Huan changed the subject.

Aunt Xue said with a smile: "Your sister Bao probably went to the front to find the sisters to play with. Do you want to eat watermelon? This melon is quite sweet."

Aunt Xue handed Jia Huan a piece of watermelon, and asked him if he wanted to eat candied fruit, probably because he really treated Jia Huan like an ordinary kid.

(End of this chapter)