Doctor Song, are you married?

Chapter 79 79. I really can't sit.

"Sun Jun, you kid, why did you come so late, sit down quickly, and drink three glasses of wine as a penalty."

After several dishes were served, Sun Jun finally arrived.

The brothers naturally wouldn't let him go easily.

"I won't sit down, let's eat standing up," Sun Jun said with an embarrassed face.

"What's the matter? You have to apologize for being late? Besides, it's no use apologizing for you to stand up. We're not teachers, so we'll punish you for standing! Or for bar!"

"That's right, if you want to apologize, sit down and drink!"

Everyone shouted, but Sun Jun had a bitter look on his face. "Brothers, I really can't sit down!"

"What's wrong? Got a nail on your butt?"

Sun Jun smiled awkwardly: "This is more painful than growing nails."

Song Qi saw his situation and suddenly understood a little bit.

"Are you entertaining too much?" Song Qi asked with a smile.

"Song Qi, you still understand me." Sun Jun glanced at Song Qi, as if he saw a bosom friend, "When I first entered this business, I really didn't know such a drinking method, such a big cup, pouring it one by one, it's all high-grade baijiu, and it's enough for one session. Sometimes I have to catch two or three parties in one night. To tell you the truth, I just came back from the last one. In order to get together with my brothers, I just drank three glasses of Gujing Gong in one go! Then let me out." Sun Jun said these tragedies, seemed to have forgotten something, and sat down abruptly, grinning his teeth in pain, and couldn't help bouncing up like a spring.

"Too much entertainment won't ruin your ass, is it possible?" Yang Tianyi has always had a lot of tricks, but now he thought of some scenes that were not suitable for children, and couldn't help but smile evilly.

"What are you talking about, I'm a serious drug dealer, okay?"

"Listen to what you mean, do you still have unscrupulous drug substitutes?" Yang Tianyi smirked again.

"Go, go, your insurance company is not serious. Brothers, you have to work hard for me, and you will become the director and deputy director as soon as possible. At that time, you will use our company's medicines and medical equipment. This is called the fat water does not flow to outsiders."

Although he complained about all kinds of bad things about this job, what he was thinking about was how to improve his business. I have to say that Sun Jun is also quite dedicated in the field of drug substitution.

"Come on, I'm late, let me have a drink for you, I'll do it first!" Sun Jun poured a full glass of beer into the glass in front of him, and he was about to take a sip when he lifted it up.

Song Qi held down his wine glass: "I just want to have a good meal tonight, but I don't want to poke any more chrysanthemums."

"Poke the chrysanthemum? So explosive? Song Qi, let's talk about it!" Hearing this, Yang Tianyi became so excited that his eyes almost fell out.

In the whole dormitory, this guy is the most wretched guy. As a result, he is now wearing a suit and looking like a dog in an insurance company as a gentleman.

Seeing that everyone was listening to the show, Song Qi just shook his head: "Everyone is a medical student, so professional ethics is still required, and patients' privacy cannot be exposed casually."

Not to mention that he had a verbal agreement with Mo Xiaobei, even if he didn't, Song Qi would not tell others about the patient's privacy as a joke.

"We don't know your patient."

Of course, the few best friends don't want to miss the good show.

Song Qi's tone was tight, "It's nothing, just a few days ago I had an operation for hemorrhoid bleeding."

As soon as the words came out, Wu Chong remembered something, "If I remember correctly, Song Qi must be busy with circumcision recently, right? Xinyi said that the health show is so popular, and the people's hospital's circumcision business has been taken away by you. They all said that Song Qi, who was born in the district Chinese and Western Medicine, is simply monopolizing the foreskin market!"

As Wu Chong said, everyone understood.

"That's right, Song Qi, shouldn't you be busy getting your circumcision? Why did you get hemorrhoids again?"

"Well, I really can't help myself." Song Qi smiled wryly, thinking, all the skills given to me by the system are the skills of the next three ways. Didn't I finish the circumcision and hemorrhoids?
"I can't help myself? Brothers, even touching a scalpel is like a holiday. You are cutting the circumcision and cutting the hemorrhoids. You are doing it up and down, and you still say that you can't help yourself. This Versailles skill is good!" Xu Zijian couldn't help complaining.

"Do you really want to have an operation?" Song Qi glanced at Sun Jun with malicious intentions and asked viciously.

When Sun Jun saw him, he couldn't help but feel hairy, and the chrysanthemum was even more painful.

"Of course I do. If you get tired of circumcision, call me, my buddy, and I'll help you!"

"I'm fine, I'm here anytime."

"Although I plan to do medical beauty, private beauty is also one of them. If you have the opportunity, take me to fly."

Seeing that everyone has been spoiled by the circumcision, Song Qi shook his head. It seems that he can go back and tell Jiang Han that if he is too busy, he has a lot of free labor here.

"Do you still remember the classic joke about Teacher Anorectal?" Song Qi took a bite of the mutton skewers and looked at everyone.

"Mr. Anorectal? The old man who taught us surgery in our sophomore year?"

As soon as Song Qi finished speaking, the teacher with the mustache appeared in everyone's mind.

At that time, they had just completed basic medical courses and just started to contact clinical medicine courses.

There are 28 male students and 22 female students in their class.

That day, when Mr. Mustache talked about the last chapter of the surgical digestive system, he suddenly said: "Students, I would like to tell you a very unfortunate news. In the anorectal department, there is such a saying 'ten males and nine hemorrhoids'. The situation is quite serious!"

When the mustache teacher said this, the 28 male students couldn't help but tighten their chrysanthemums, and all of them showed terrified expressions, while the remaining 22 girls laughed wildly.

At this time, Mr. Mustache gave everyone an evil smile, and changed the topic, "Of course, there is a saying in our anorectal department, "ten women, ten hemorrhoids"!"

As soon as Mr. Mustache finished speaking, the 28 boys erupted, and the girls blushed.

After that, Mr. Mustache was dubbed the honorary title of "Anorectal Teacher", and the legend of "ten males and nine hemorrhoids, ten females and ten hemorrhoids" was completely remembered by everyone.

"So, what is circumcision, hemorrhoids are the big market"

"What do you mean? Are you going to take my brother to cut hemorrhoids?" Wu Chong's eyes lit up when he heard this. He didn't care about the three ways, as long as he could get the scalpel as soon as possible, he would not refuse anyone who came, and he could perform any operation.

"Sun Jun? Otherwise, why don't you sacrifice yourself first?" Song Qi looked at Sun Jun who was very tired but did not dare to sit down.

"Oh, no wonder you don't dare to sit up, kid. So it's hemorrhoids attacking!" Everyone looked like this.

(End of this chapter)