Doctor Song, are you married?

Chapter 230 230. Dismembered a two hundred kilogram pig

"That's nothing. I can make a hundred cuts without being fatal. Moreover, the amount of bleeding can be guaranteed to be very small."

Jiang Han was horrified when he heard this, and he regretted inviting her to dinner.

"Actually, it's very simple. As long as the location of the incision is on important organs, it will not be fatal. Moreover, as long as the large blood vessels are avoided, the amount of bleeding will not be large. So, that is really not an exaggeration." Dongfang Wenyan said extremely seriously. .

"What, eat fish, eat fish?" Jiang Han shuddered and quickly picked up the chopsticks.

He really didn't want to continue on this topic!

"Actually, instead of stabbing someone dozens of times, I have a unique skill that can be used to deal with bad guys, that is, I can remove joints with my bare hands."

Just when everyone picked up their chopsticks and started a new round of feasting, Dongfang Fumiyan suddenly spoke again.

She really talked a lot today.

What she said today must be as good as what she said in a week, right?
Not only are there many, but they are also terrifying. Every word makes Jiang Han’s hair stand on end!

"Ah? Remove the joints? Is it like in martial arts movies? With a swish, the person won't be able to move?" Qiao Chu became interested and asked excitedly.

Dongfang Wenyan nodded, "Absolutely, but if the joints are removed, not only will they not be able to move, they will also be very painful."

"How much does it hurt?" Jiang Han asked with a sigh.

Dongfang Wenyan tilted his head and thought for a long time, "I can't tell you this. How about I try it on you?"

Song Qi couldn't help but laugh out loud. While laughing, she held Jiang Han's hand and said, "I think it's okay. Otherwise, let's remove the shoulder joint first."

Jiang Han quickly withdrew his arm and said with evasive eyes, "This is no joke."

Song Qi has known Jiang Han for so long, but she has never seen him be so scared. It seems that this Dongfang Wenyan is really a special being!

"Well, you can't joke about this. I'll remove a rabbit's joint for you next time I get the chance. There are many cute rabbits in my laboratory."

Jiang Han didn't dare to answer the call now. He was worried that if he answered the call, the sisters would perform an autopsy on him on the spot.

The meal ended with Jiang Han trembling.

Before going out, Jiang Han whispered in Song Qi's ear: "Song Qi, you have to be careful when working with that Dongfang in the future. I think these sisters are a bit wild!"

Song Qi rolled her eyes at him, "What do I have to be afraid of!"

"Don't talk nonsense. A woman who understands the human anatomy so clearly is not easy to mess with. Anyway, just take it easy."

Song Qi snorted softly from his nostrils, but he still became interested in Dongfang Wenyan in his heart.

He also became interested in human anatomy.

When I get back later, I will find the anatomy atlas from the People's Health Edition and review it carefully!Song Qi thought so.

Dongfang Wenyan lives in the dormitory of the People's Hospital, and Song Qi brought her here, so he is naturally responsible for sending her back intact.

"Thank you friend for inviting me to dinner. I had a great time today."

After getting in the car, Dongfang Wenyan said to Song Qi.

"What's there to be grateful for? You helped him reset that old lady's jaw. He should be thanking you." Song Qi said disapprovingly. “It’s been a long time since I’ve had dinner with so many people.”

Looking at the busy traffic outside, Dongfang Wenyan said to himself.

"Huh? Then how do you usually eat?"

Song Qi could not imagine how a young man could live his life without hanging out.

"I usually eat in the cafeteria alone."

"What about weekends and holidays? Why don't you go out with your family and friends for a meal or something?"

"My parents are both doctors. They are very busy. They hardly go home and rarely cook when they go home. I don't have many friends." Dongfang Wenyan said, suddenly lowering his head.

Before today, she had always thought that living like this was a good life, but after eating this meal, she realized that having friends could be so happy.

"In addition to medicine, do you have any other hobbies?" Song Qi asked curiously.

"Does writing poetry count? I wrote a poem when I was in elementary school and even won an award." Dongfang Wenyan suddenly laughed.

"Let me recite it to you."

Without waiting for Song Qi to respond, she narrowed her eyes slightly and started reciting her poetry.

"The day before yesterday, when I saw my dad after school, I asked, 'Where is my mom?', and my dad said, 'She's on night shift.' Yesterday, when I saw my mom after school, I asked, 'Where's my dad?', and I Mom said: 'They are on the night shift'; when school was over today, I opened the door happily, but only saw my grandma. I asked: 'Where are my parents?' Grandma said: 'They are on the night shift'."

"Hahaha" Song Qi laughed out loud.

"Isn't it funny? I didn't know what was so good about this poem at the time, but my teacher recommended it to the newspaper and I won an award." Dongfang Wenyan tilted his head and looked at Song Qi.

Song Qi did not laugh. At this moment, he suddenly understood why Dongfang Wenyan developed such a character.

Two busy doctors and a child who can't take care of them.

But that's it.

"Then why did you choose to study medicine?"

It stands to reason that a child who grows up because his parents are too busy to take care of him should hate his parents' career extremely, right?Why did she embark on this path again?
"Besides medicine, I don't seem to know anything else. When I was young, other children's toys were Barbie dolls, and mine was a stethoscope. When I grew up, other children learned to sing and dance after school every day. My dad Just give me a high-quality replica of a one-to-one human skeleton. When I was in the fifth grade, I started killing chickens and fish by myself. When I killed them, I wasn't as rough as the vendors in the vegetable market. I always destroyed the spinal cord first. When I was in junior high school, my dad took me back to my hometown to celebrate the New Year. They were killing a New Year pig. The pig was so wild that several people couldn't hold it down. After they finally managed to hold it down, they were all stabbed, and the pig ran away again. Later, I took a brick and patted the pig's brainstem, and the pig stopped moving. Then I took a boning knife and dismembered a fat pig weighing more than 200 kilograms and placed it on the table. , and then my dad stopped taking me back to my hometown.”

Song Qi's hand holding the steering wheel couldn't help shaking.

"So, apart from studying medicine, there seems to be nothing else I can do." Dongfang Wenyan said, feeling somewhat inferior.

In fact, in addition to studying medicine, you can also be a butcher!

Of course, Song Qi would not dare to say this in front of Dongfang Wenyan.

It seems that what Jiang Han said is right, be careful in the future!Not only must you be careful, but you must also have a good relationship with her!
Otherwise, having your joints removed is just a trivial matter. If she makes her anxious, she might first slap a brick on your brain stem, then dissect you and put it on the dining table.
"What about that? I'll call you when we play together in the future," Song Qi said in a very silly way.

Dongfang Wenyan was startled for a moment and quickly shook his head, "Forget it. I'll read more books when I have time, or spend time with the rabbits and frogs in the laboratory."

(End of this chapter)