Shuttle between the two worlds to be an invincible hero

Chapter 220: Taking Scholars as the Title
We went to the pavilion to drink together. Even though we knew nothing else would happen, it was nice to talk about it.

Think about it, when I went out to brag, I stayed in the attic all night with the most beautiful lady of Taisho, the second and third princesses of Taisho.

What do you care about me?We just drank tea and discussed poetry, and that was just one night.

So everyone was attracted to it, and what should we say about it as a scholar?

However, the second princess Zheng Yafang looked at Su Jie again.

Su Jie shrugged and said, "Let others talk about this first."

"I'll come first, I'll come first." As soon as he heard that he could show off, some people stood directly at the front, such as the second prince Qian Wentong.

"Okay, then let the guards come first. I wonder if you, a guard, have any achievements that put you at the forefront?"

Um?Qian Wentong was stunned for a moment. What achievements did the guards have? What achievements could the guards have? It was just watching the gate.

Qian Wentong won No. 1, but he was directly stuck on literary talent.

Su Jie also added insult to injury and said: "Guardians are gatekeepers. They are named after gatekeepers. There are guards beside the gate. If you come as a guest, you will be polite. If you come as a thief, you will be punished. Therefore, guards, You must guard the door.”

At this time, the gatekeeper was a strong man. When he heard this, he immediately waved: "Come on, guard, let's change. You must guard the gate. How can I take advantage of others?"

Haha, people all laughed, Qian Wentong was so angry.

He wanted to say more, but didn't know how.

Zheng Yafang also nodded and said: "That's right, Mr. Guard Qian, please."

Come on, Qian Wentong competed for first place. Instead of moving himself closer, he moved further away. This pole was propped directly to the door.

The strong man felt good, because Qian Wentong's position just now happened to be on the coffee table where the two princesses were sitting, and he had rushed to the top.

"What's next?" Zheng Yafang looked at everyone.

The following people also used their own strength to talk about the benefits of what they called scholars. Some were promoted and some were demoted.

But everyone doesn't care, it's just a game, and literati should play it elegantly. It's a high-end game anyway.

Finally it was Wang Ruyi's turn. Wang Ruyi thought for a while and said: "Ladies should be the people of the world. Without ladies, there would be no men and women. Everyone in the world has a female body."

Damn it, everyone knows about a woman giving birth to a child, but you explained it in one sentence, how can this be fun?

No one can be treated more favorably than a lady, right?
So Wang Ruyi sat at the top position, while the others looked at Su Jie, who had been silent.

Su Jie just laughed and said: "If there are only ladies in the world, there will be no one anymore. If men and women match up, it will not be tiring to create a man."

Phew, this car is driving. Although there are no cars in this world, everyone can hear it.

That's right, the so-called father's sperm and mother's blood, without a man, how can a woman give birth on her own?Just kidding?
Wang Ruyi also blushed. What you said, why do you feel like you should just pull him out and kill him with a stick?

And Su Jie continued: "Of course, this is a [-]-[-] matter. I can't say whether it's men's advantage or women's advantage. After all, the pain women endure when giving birth is unbearable. However, men also have advantages over women. , the lady will never be able to do it.”

"Oh, I would like to ask for advice."

Needless to say, other Su Realm, although the other world is mainly focused on cultivation, generally speaking, men are strong and women are weak. Therefore, in other matters, Su Realm has the advantage. As long as Su Realm says something about what men do, If you get what the lady can't do, then Su Jie will win.Su Jie glanced around and said, "Actually, it's very simple. A man can become a woman, but a woman can never become a man."

At this moment, no one understood what he was saying, and they all looked at Su Jie in surprise.

The second princess Zheng Yafang was also interested and said: "If we talk about disguise, it is not impossible for a woman to dress up as a man. Why do you say so?"

Su Jie shook his head and said with a mysterious face: "A man can change into a woman by removing one thing from his body and changing his personality. But when a woman changes into a man, well, how should I put it? It's easier to dig a hole than to plant a tree. .”

Pfft, the men below understood what he was talking about and spurted the wine out of their mouths.

As for the two princesses and Wang Ruyi, they all thought for a while before reacting.

"Ah, this man is very perverted." Zheng Yaru blushed and cursed.

"It's very, very true. As expected of a man, this matter is indeed as difficult as climbing to heaven. I heard that there was an evil cultivator who refined the female transformation pill. Men took it, removed its roots and transformed into women, but I didn't hear that in this world, There is the elixir for transforming men.”

The person who spoke was the elegant scholar, who was called Yashi, but his words were not elegant at all.

When Su Jie heard this, he thought, what the hell is this?I should look for it when I have the opportunity in the future. If this girl opens a store, I guess she won’t have to go to the country soon. Just take one pill and everything will be solved.

"Huh, that doesn't count." Zheng Yaru said angrily.

However, Zheng Yafang rolled her eyes and said: "Third sister, please don't be rude. Since Mr. Su has made his point, it is natural that Mr. Su wins. In this Wenjing Tower, everyone can decide who wins or loses. You can't just keep it private." It’s a waste of rules.”

"What the second princess said is true. This Wenjing Tower Poetry Meeting is quite unique and insightful." The few scholars and bachelors below also joined in. This time it is indeed very interesting. It is better than writing a poem with a title. Much better.

However, these words reminded Qian Wentong, mainly because he was sitting at the door and could not say anything.

When he heard this, he immediately stood up and said, "Yes, we are a poetry club. If the poetry club doesn't write poems, is it still called a poetry club? Your Highness, I suggest that we should write poems."

Zheng Yafang glanced at Qian Wentong coldly, snorted, and said: "Writing poetry? Although the poetry meeting is named after poetry, the title is different every time. Today's debate is also part of the poetry meeting. Since the winner has been determined, Why bother comparing again?"

"Princess, what you said is wrong. This is a poetry gathering. What else can you do if you don't write poetry? Why don't I start it first?"

He had already found someone to write a poem, and of course he wanted to show it off.

"Wait a minute, since today's title is the Twelve Scholars, this poem must be for the Propaganda Scholars. There is no need to bring out other poems about amorous feelings."

Seeing that Qian Wentong was about to recite a poem, Su Jie immediately interrupted.

"Yes, yes." Everyone nodded in agreement.

Now Qian Wentong was dumbfounded. His poem was about a beauty. After all, he wanted to flatter Zheng Yafang, so a beauty poem was just right.

However, if Su Jie was given a position all of a sudden, this poem would no longer be available. What do you say?

O beautiful one!Why are you so beautiful?

Damn, Qian Wentong wanted to scold his mother, but the problem was that he really didn't have a chance to refute, because Zheng Yafang also responded to the case, writing a poem with the scholar as the title, and then talking about winning or losing.

(End of this chapter)