Douluo: Wuhun Ayin, revealing Tang San's true face

Chapter 68 Yu Xiaogang Who Burned Himself With A Fart

"Nonsense! Such disrespect to the elders, is this how your teacher educated you?" Yu Xiaogang angrily scolded the blond boy in front of him and the chubby boy beside him.

After all, Yu Xiaogang directly summoned Luo Sanpao, and the coercion of the 29th-level soul master was immediately released from his and Luo Sanpao's bodies!
"Don't call Flender again, don't blame me for being rude to you!" Yu Xiaogang pretended to be serious, with a deep expression, trying to scare these two boys who had no respect for him.

"puff!"

"Hahaha, what kind of rubbish martial spirit is this!"

"Did you see Boss Dai? Hahaha~~~"

Seeing Luo Sanpao's naive look, the little fat man couldn't help but chuckle, and then burst out laughing.

Grass! (a plant)
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he burst into foul words in his heart, the veins on his forehead popped up, and he gritted his teeth even more.

How dare this little fat man humiliate him like that.

When we meet with Flender, we must let him fire this respectful guy who doesn't understand.

hateful!

"Hmph! You really are a liar, such a trash Wuhun dare to say that he is our principal's friend." Dai Mobai said with a contemptuous smile.

Seeing Luo Sanpao's appearance, Dai Mobai, who was born in the imperial family, could tell at a glance that Yu Xiaogang's martial spirit was a piece of trash among mutant martial spirits, and a scornful light flashed in his eyes.

"Don't think that we dare not beat you because you have a spirit power of level 29. Let me tell you, the purpose of our Shrek Academy is to dare not cause trouble and be mediocre."

"If it weren't for the fact that you are a disabled person, I would have done it to you, young master."

"Before the young master doesn't want to do anything to you, leave the money on your body, and get out of here."

Dai Mobai exuded a kingly air, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he stared down at Yu Xiaogang, full of domineering, completely ignoring Yu Xiaogang, a disabled person with a broken leg.

"Bastard!"

Yu Xiaogang sees that Dai Mobai has become lawless to this point, so he even publicly asks him to keep the money? !

Isn't this Chi Guoguo's robbery? !

So he cursed loudly and said: "The teacher is not strict, the teacher is lazy! It seems that Flender has never disciplined you properly!"

"Today, I'm going to teach you a lesson on his behalf. What does it mean that elders should not be humiliated!"

Yu Xiaogang took out two radishes from the soul guide and threw them to Luo Sanpao. After the latter ate them quickly, he gave orders to the two in front of him!

"Farting is like thunder, banging the sky and breaking the earth!"

Luo Sanpao immediately turned around, his chubby body suddenly jumped into the air, his whole body swelled rapidly, as if he had accumulated countless energies, and then only heard a thunderous bang.

A powerful impact force rushed towards Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun in an instant accompanied by a stench that no one dared to smell.

"Grass!" Dai Mobai was about to make a move when he suddenly smelled the smell of fart, his face immediately showed a disgusted expression, and he turned around and shouted: "Fatty, this guy's soul skill is actually fart!"

Dai Mobai didn't want to fight his opponent in the smell of fart, he immediately circulated soul power in his body, and at the same time his body retreated violently.

"fart?"

"Hmph, dare to fart in front of me, young master, let's see what I can do to you!"

A big smile appeared on Ma Hongjun's chubby face, a fiery red light suddenly flashed on his body, followed by a fiery phoenix leaping out from behind him.

Seeing the release of Ma Hongjun's martial soul, Yu Xiaogang turned pale with shock, and lost his voice: "Phoenix martial soul?!!"

"The first soul skill, Phoenix Firewire!"

Ma Hongjun shouted loudly, opened his mouth and spat out, a flame shot out of his mouth like a long snake.

The fire snake is like an off-string arrow, directly piercing through Luo Sanpao's bombardment, and under the blessing of Luo Sanpao's fart, the original fire snake suddenly turned the whole group of farts in front of Yu Xiaogang into a sea of ​​flames, directly Yu Xiaogang and Luo Sanpao covered.

"Do not!!!"

When Yu Xiaogang saw the sea of ​​flames, his face turned pale with fright, he didn't care about Luo Sanpao at all, he turned around and wanted to run away.

However, he forgot that his legs were broken, staggered, and fell to the ground with his wheelchair.

"Shh!"

The fire fell on Luo Sanpao and Yu Xiaogang in an instant, and a shrill scream came from Yu Xiaogang's mouth again.

"Hurry up and save me!"

"Hurry up and save me!"

Yu Xiaogang, who already had a broken leg, was attacked by flames again, and all the majestic expression on his face faded away, replaced by an expression of incomparable horror.

However, Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun turned a deaf ear to Yu Xiaogang's screams and calls for help.

Dai Mobai was born in the royal family, and he has experienced life and death. It can be said that death is very normal for him.

Naturally, Ma Hongjun simply didn't want to save Yu Xiaogang.

He will not have any sympathy for such a person who has no strength and dares to come out to cause trouble.

It is mediocrity not to dare to cause trouble.

Such a mediocre person who dares to come out to cause trouble is simply more trash than trash!
"Dai Mobai, Ma Hongjun, what are you two doing?!"

Suddenly, a stern voice sounded in midair.

Dai Mobai and the two looked up, and it was none other than the dean of Shrek Academy, Flender.

"Why do people ask for help but you don't help!"

Flender flapped his wings suddenly behind him, and the powerful soul power directly extinguished all the flames on Yu Xiaogang's body.

Although Flender didn't mind killing people, he didn't want anyone to die at the gate of his academy.

That would be too unlucky.

It is easy to affect his future enrollment.

Seeing the principal landed on the ground, Dai Mobai immediately said: "Principal, this guy is a liar."

"That's right."

Ma Hongjun noticed the direction in Dai Mobai's eyes, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Teacher, this guy still says he's your friend."

"We see that his martial soul is very rubbish, how could he be your friend."

friend?

Flender frowned.

He remembered that his old friend Yu Xiaogang had written to him some time ago, saying that he wanted to come to see him.

For Yu Xiaogang's uninvited visit, Flender actually wanted to refuse in his heart.

First, they haven't seen each other for a long time, and they are unfamiliar.

Second, because of the matter of Liu Erlong back then, he had obviously quit and gave him Yu Xiaogang a chance, but because of his ridiculous family reasons, Yu Xiaogang had left Liu Erlong alone until now.

Every time Flender thinks about it, he wants to slap Yu Xiaogang a few big mouths.

Third, and most important.

That was the statement issued by Wuhundian.

When he was wandering in the mainland, he met Yu Xiaogang. The latter was eloquent and made many analyzes on his martial spirit, which made him think that the latter must be a genius.

But now he knows that this Yu Xiaogang is just a person who plagiarized the information of Wuhun Hall!

Such a person is not only a liar, but also makes him lose his beloved woman.

If it wasn't for his appearance back then, perhaps he would have been with Liu Erlong long ago!

Does this bastard deserve to be his friend?
Pooh!
Flender cursed inwardly, then looked back at Yu Xiaogang who had been burnt to charcoal, and suddenly smelled it.

He frowned immediately: "Why is there a smell of fart nearby? Which of you farted?!"

Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun immediately shook their heads.

Such a big fart, the two of them can't finish it all day.

"Is it you or who? Could it be the cripple who was burned by your flame?" Flender's eyes twitched and he shouted angrily.

"That's right, that's him, teacher."

Ma Hongjun nodded like a pest, and echoed: "This guy's martial soul is like a dog, and his soul skills are still farting, hahaha~~~"

Thinking that the soul skill was a farting soul beast, Ma Hongjun immediately burst out laughing.

"Xiao Gang?!"

As soon as he heard that the soul skill of the soul beast was farting, Flender immediately realized that the cripple who fell on the ground and was burned was really Yu Xiaogang.

Flender immediately rushed in front of Yu Xiaogang, and was startled when he saw Xiaogang who had been burnt beyond recognition.

He didn't expect that Yu Xiaogang would come so fast!

"You two, hurry up and call the other teachers over to save them!" Flender yelled at Ma Hongjun and Dai Mobai.

Although it was unpleasant to see Yu Xiaogang, Flender never thought of killing him.

Originally, he wanted to wait for Yu Xiaogang to come and give him some money to send him back.

Fortunately now, the two bastards Ma Hongjun and Dai Mobai directly hurt people like this, and he came by such a coincidence that he had no choice but to bring Yu Xiaogang in.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mobai were startled when they heard this, they looked at each other.

They didn't expect that this lame useless soul master turned out to be a friend of the dean (teacher), so they immediately ran into the academy to call for help.

……

a few days later.

Inside Shrek Academy.

Yu Xiaogang opened his eyes suddenly.

"hiss!"

Just about to get up, Yu Xiaogang immediately felt the pain in his body.

It was the pain after being burned by fire, which went deep into the bone marrow.

"Where is this place?"

Yu Xiaogang looked at the unfamiliar surroundings and murmured, "Is this the Shrek Academy?"

"Yes."

"This is Shrek Academy."

Suddenly, a voice caught Yu Xiaogang's attention.

Yu Xiaogang followed the voice and looked towards the door, only to see a familiar figure of a middle-aged man standing at the door, staring at him with complicated eyes.

"Flanders."

Yu Xiaogang hurriedly got up.

"Okay, sit down."

Flender walked to the bed, pressed Yu Xiaogang down again, and said angrily: "I already know what happened, tell me about you, you are so big, and you are angry with two children."

"If I hadn't come in time, I'm afraid you would have died under Ma Hongjun's soul ability and burned to death."

"Fortunately, people from our academy rescued you. After lying down for almost a week, your kid finally woke up. If you die here, I can't bear it."

Ma Hongjun?
Is that the little fat man?

Yu Xiaogang snorted coldly: "What kind of students are you recruiting? They don't understand the principle of respecting teachers."

"They're all little monsters."

Flender shook his head and said with a smile: "Ma Hongjun's martial soul is a mutated evil fire phoenix, while the other boy has a white tiger martial soul, and their innate soul powers are both at level nine."

"Talent is far beyond what ordinary people can compare."

Oh?
When Yu Xiaogang heard this, his eyes lit up, and then a small smile appeared on the corners of his mouth.

He didn't expect that the students that Flender received would be such good seedlings.

However, compared with his personal disciple Xiaosan, it is still far behind.

Flender sensed the hint of a chuckle at the corner of Yu Xiaogang's mouth, narrowed his eyes, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Yu Xiaogang said: "Nothing."

Yu Xiaogang changed the subject and asked, "I heard that two of your students often go out to order twins. What's going on?"

Flender said helplessly: "That kid Dai Mobai is naturally flirtatious, he likes to flirt with women."

"As a teacher, I want to control him, but he has done well in his studies, and I can't find any reason to control him."

"Young man, it's time to throb."

Thinking of Dai Mobai's different pupils, Yu Xiaogang felt an evil spirit.

Now that he is here, he must discipline this student well.

"And what about Ma Hongjun?"

Yu Xiaogang asked again: "Is he only seven years old?"

Flender shook his head again and said, "You don't understand."

"As I said just now, his martial spirit is a mutated martial spirit, it's an evil fire phoenix."

"Although it is a phoenix, its body has evil fire, and it must be released by sleeping with a woman, otherwise, it will be burned by the evil fire and burn itself."

Yu Xiaogang's face changed, he didn't expect such a mutated martial soul to exist.

Actually relying on a woman... He is so enviable.

Thinking of his martial spirit relying on farting to attack, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but secretly envy Ma Hongjun in his heart.

The mutated martial spirit Xiehuo Phoenix is ​​much stronger than his own Luo Sanpao.

If he had awakened some evil fire tyrannosaurus rex back then, he wouldn't have ended up being expelled by his family.

Maybe relying on the Evil Fire Tyrannosaurus Rex, he could still cook cooked rice with Erlong as a matter of course.

Seeing the loneliness in Yu Xiaogang's eyes, Flender asked, "What about you? What are you planning to do here?"

"I have heard about your deeds during this time."

What Flender was referring to was naturally the loss of Master Yu Xiaogang's title and the accusation of plagiarism of materials from the Spirit Hall.

Yu Xiaogang didn't seem to understand Flender's voice, and said: "I can't stay in Notting City, so I can only come to you to ask for an errand."

come here……

Flender's mouth twitched.

You are a person whose materials are almost all plagiarized from the Wuhun Temple, what kind of teaching level can you have?
Over the years you have been in Notting City, I have never heard of a promising soul master coming from your sect.

However, Flender did not directly refuse, he nodded and said: "Yes."

"But right now we only have two students, that kid Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun. If you think you can teach them, I have no problem."

Yu Xiaogang frowned when he heard the words: "I haven't seen you for so many years, and you just took in two students?"

"There are not many students, they are all a bunch of useless firewood, what's the point of collecting them?"

"A martial soul that is not a waste is a trash with innate soul power. It is not qualified to be my student." Flender said disdainfully, and at the same time he glanced at Yu Xiaogang.

"Such rubbish is not qualified to stay among my students."

Now that Flender thinks about it carefully, if he and Liu Erlong hadn't relied on him and Liu Erlong back then, Yu Xiaogang would not have been able to achieve the title of Golden Iron Triangle with their light.

Even without Yu Xiaogang back then, he and Liu Erlong could still make a name for themselves.

Maybe, they can even earn a reputation as [My Neighbor Totoro].

"Unfortunately, I was hindered by a waste." Flender sighed inwardly.

In Flender's last sentence, the meaning is already very obvious.

He doesn't accept waste soul masters here.

The implication is naturally to hope that Yu Xiaogang will leave on his own after recovering from his injury, so as not to embarrass everyone.

However, Yu Xiaogang would be wrong.

His eyes suddenly became extremely firm, and he said: "Okay! You are indeed my old friend."

"If you want to teach, you have to teach geniuses. What Shrek Academy wants to accept must also be monsters among geniuses!"

Yu Xiaogang said confidently: "Don't worry, with me here, I can solve the problems of your two students, and even make them stronger!"

Flender: ...

(End of this chapter)