clown game

Chapter 73 He only killed himself.

In the early morning, the desolation of Shell Street gradually receded with the pedestrians.

Chen Xiao rubbed his thumb and pushed open the door of Boss Xiaoyu's coffee shop.

"Hi!~" He said hello in what he thought was a very warm tone, and then he showed a disgusted smile, and at the same time muttered in his heart: "The fat mansion opens very early."

Boss Xiaoyu looked at Chen Xiao's face, and said casually, "Why is your face so dark?"

Chen Xiao shrugged and said, "I'm hungry, and I didn't sleep well last night."

Afterwards, he hesitated for a moment, pointed to his dark circles, and asked inexplicably, "This kind of complexion is said to be poisoned under the light, would you believe it?"

Boss Xiaoyu didn't take it seriously, and muttered: "How do I know, I haven't been poisoned."

Chen Xiao asked again: "Then do you believe me when I say that a person will die after fainting, or become a vegetative state?"

Boss Xiaoyu said, "Isn't it often like this in TV dramas in a certain country?" Then he turned to look at Chen Xiao: "Did you come to chat early in the morning?"

Chen Xiao glanced at his mouth resentfully: "Okay. Cake, the sweetest."

Soon, the cake was placed in front of Chen Xiao. Of course, there was no such thing as "please use it slowly".

At this moment, the sound of an ambulance came from outside the door.

"Who has a heart attack so early?" Boss Xiaoyu said to himself, and began to wipe the bar.

"Kidney failure." Chen Xiao stuffed a spoonful of cake into his mouth, then nodded with satisfaction, feeling much better than the bread and milk last night.

Boss Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and he didn't hear clearly, so he asked again: "What did you say?"

Chen Xiao recalled the creamy taste in his mouth, and said, "Kidney failure, maybe there is stomach bleeding and vitamin C poisoning."

Xiaoyu glanced at his mouth: "Che said it as if you knew it."

Chen Xiao ignored him, and said to himself: "The human body begins to experience circulatory failure when the water loss reaches 2.5% of its body weight. For example, if you urinate about four or five catties, it's almost the same."

Boss Xiaoyu frowned in disgust. He didn't know why Chen Xiao said this to him. Suddenly, he slapped the table angrily: "Hey! I didn't weigh 200 catties, okay! Who else would pee four or five Come on, piss!"

Chen Xiao babbled, and continued: "It doesn't have to be peeing, sweating is also counted, especially in a very exhausted mental state, if you consume a lot of sugar at this time, although it will take a short time I feel a little energetic, but my body has already reached its limit, and when the sweat comes out, the sugar in the blood will aggravate the failure of the kidneys, which is a vicious circle, hehehe."

For some reason, Chen Xiao smiled inexplicably.Then he continued: "Although vitamin C can be eaten in large quantities, it is because it can be easily excreted from the body. When a person takes 200 mg a day, at least half of the dose is useless. If it happens that it cannot be discharged in time, when the pile exceeds seven or eight grams, terrible things will happen, if two bottles are suddenly poured in. "

Boss Xiaoyu patted the table impatiently: "Okay, okay, I don't want to hear your whining here. Are you a doctor? Even if you are, no one will want to be your patient if you look like this Yes. Go away after eating, your face will affect my business!"

Chen Xiao was taken aback for a few days, and this fat man's talking skills have improved.

At this moment, the sound of the wind chime rang, Chen Xiao turned his head and found a somewhat thin young woman who came in, with good skin, long hair, and a very delicate feeling.

"Hi" she greeted here with a smile.

Different from her appearance, her tone was very energetic, with a feeling of tomboy, and at the moment, she seemed very excited.

"Oh, you're here!" Boss Xiaoyu waved his hand and said.

Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and sent him a questioning look.

Boss Xiaoyu immediately stared at dead fish eyes, and said in a dark voice: "This is my cousin, who just moved to the neighborhood last week, hey! Don't pay attention to me. Of course, she will only nausea."

Chen Xiao turned pale with shock: "Your cousin looks like this? Did you mutate from your mother's gene lineage?"

As an otaku, Xiaoyu was challenged in the field of complaints, so he naturally showed dissatisfaction, and just about to gain enough strength, he opened his mouth to fight back.

But at this moment, the cousin sat over very excitedly. She glanced at the corner of Chen Xiao's mouth, but she didn't show much expression, and then said excitedly to Boss Xiaoyu: "Guess what I did last night?" ?”

Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly opened his mouth wide, and threw the towel on the table.

"Ah??? Did you really do it??"

Like a winner, the cousin nodded heavily.

Xiaoyu's expression suddenly became a little angry: "What a fool, do you know how dangerous it is? Have you thought about what to do if you are caught out?"

He roared, it was hard to imagine that this fat house could be so angry, and then asked with some concern: "Are you hurt?"

The cousin waved her hand indifferently, and said excitedly: "Of course not, you didn't see how frightened he was at the time, he probably peed his pants, and if you really go to that convenience store to ask him for an argument, ten In all likelihood, he will be beaten up, and that kid will still follow me every day after that, so it’s better to be more ruthless, for example, now, I guess even if that kid doesn’t resign, he won’t dare to wander in this direction.”

"He won't follow you anymore"

At this time, Chen Xiao suddenly said such a sentence.

Boss Xiaoyu and his cousin were stunned for a moment, and looked at him inexplicably: "What did you say?"

Chen Xiao continued to eat the cake as if nothing happened, and said, "I said that kid won't follow you anymore, because he... even if he didn't die, he would have to stay in the hospital for a while."

The cousin frowned. The first time she met the man in front of her, she only had one word for him: "Ugly!"

Chen Xiao didn't care about these gazes at all, and continued on his own: "When a person is extremely nervous, his psychological defense will become particularly fragile. At this time, if you let him think about it for a while, he will think about many things by himself. Connected together, at this time, just follow his thinking slightly to induce it, just like the first domino."

As he said that, he made a movement of pushing forward with his fingers: "Everyone will have a headache when they are nervous or sleepy. At this time, people don't pay much attention to it, because they all know that there is no serious harm. But if this person thinks that he is poisoned , or got some kind of disease, then this kind of discomfort will be infinitely magnified, and all the discomfort will be attributed to poisoning or disease, even if the person in front of you shakes a few times, they will think that there is something wrong with their vision. Subconscious self-preservation, not to mention taste, some people can forget what they burned a few hours ago."

"Also, don't use pig's blood next time. The smell is too strong, and you can tell it by smelling it. And why should you report the case by losing a kitten or a puppy or a model person in a clothing store? Even if a police car comes over, it will be seen through the next day."

When Chen Xiao said these words, he spoke very fast, as if speaking to himself, so that the other two couldn't hear clearly.
Xiaoyu felt a little uncomfortable, so he quickly slapped the table to stop him, for fear that his cousin would hear some mentally polluted words.

"Hey, what are you talking about, dead, alive, and hospitalized? It sounds like you know that someone has been following my cousin these days. Maybe you perverts know each other!"

Chen Xiao didn't speak, he put the last bite of cake into his mouth, then grinned and said: "Goodbye."

Then turned around and walked out the door.

The cousin looked at Chen Xiao with some doubts and opened the door, and saw him take out his mobile phone, she seemed to be very happy and grinned, and then disappeared from her sight.

"Who is he? Why do I feel that he seems to know a lot?" My cousin asked with a frown.

Boss Xiaoyu cast a disdainful glance: "It's just a pervert, don't touch him in the future!"

The cousin nodded thoughtfully.

"Oh"

(End of this chapter)