I draw Mingbi live, all my water friends are gods

"If you think two hundred whisks is too little, you can increase it to five hundred. It's not too much for a poor person."

Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

"No!"

"Need not!"

"Two hundred is good!"

"Two hundred is two hundred!"

Before Taishang Laojun could finish speaking, Yang Jian jumped up and refused righteously.

"Get down!"

However, before Yang Jian could stand firm, Qing Dou raised his cow's hoof from behind and kicked Yang Jian's butt hard.

Yang Jian stumbled and fell flat on his back. His front teeth hit the threshold and he almost jumped away.

"Master, smoke it!"

Qing Dou rubbed his hands like a fly and looked at Taishang Laojun expectantly.

Qing Dou couldn't wait to slap Yang Jian.

"Ok!"

"Twitching!"

Taishang Laojun nodded, handed the whisk to Qingdou, pointed at Yang Jian, and said with a smile.

"okay!"

Qing Dou took the fly whisk and grinned with big teeth.

"Boy, stick your butt out!"

Qing Dou looked at Yang Jian with a bad smile and said maliciously.

Brother Monkey moved a small bench, sat on it, conjured up a spiritual peach, and started chewing it, staring at Taishang Laojun and the others with excitement.

"This melon..."

"This peach is so sweet!"

Brother Monkey whispered with a smile.

Yang Jian bit his lip and raised his buttocks with an aggrieved look.

"Hehe~"

"Boy, uncle is here~"

Qing Dou gave a bad laugh, rounded the whisk in his hand, and with a strong whistling wind, he slapped Yang Jian's pouted butt hard.

"Snapped!"

The whisk hit Yang Jian's butt, making a crisp sound.

"Ow~"

Yang Jian let out a shrill scream in response.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Ow ooh..."

Qing Dou pumped very hard every time.

Yang Jian howled with every stroke.

Brother Monkey felt very happy watching this.

All I had to do was applaud and shout twice.

"Wukong!"

"Are you okay?"

Seeing Brother Monkey dancing, Taishang Laojun asked with a smile.

"what?"

"My grandson is fine!"

Brother Monkey was stunned and replied.

"You're fine, why don't you leave?"

"Do you still want to stay for dinner?"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

"Forehead……"

"My grandson won't eat anymore."

"I, Sun, leave now, leave now!"

Brother Monkey said with a smile.

As he said that, Brother Monkey jumped up from the bench, rubbed oil on his soles, and ran away.

Brother Monkey doesn't want to be beaten by Taishang Laojun.

Brother Monkey did a somersault and rolled directly out.

It turned into a golden light and headed towards Nantianmen.

Seeing Brother Monkey leave, Taishang Laojun smiled and sat down on the small bench where Brother Monkey had just sat.

"beat!"

"Hit me hard!" Taishang Laojun shouted like an old gangster.

Who would have thought that Taishang Laojun, a man of immortal demeanor, would still look like this.

After burning the incense, Yang Jian was carried by Qingduo and thrown out of Dousita Palace.

"Boy, the master said, I will reward you with the two Nine-turn Golden Pills. If you want to be beaten next time, you are welcome to steal the pills, but..."

Having said this, Qingdou paused.

He smiled evilly and said, "But next time, it won't be at this price."

Yang Jian:……

"Next time I come, I will be your grandson!"

Yang Jian muttered in his heart.

But Yang Jian forgot that he was originally the grandson of Taishang Laojun.

Yang Jian got up from the ground, changed his clothes that were torn to pieces by Qingduo, and then stepped on Xiangyun and headed towards Nantianmen.

After Brother Monkey left Nantianmen, he did not return to the river mouth, but went directly back to Huaguo Mountain.

Brother Monkey came to Yang Jian to ask for a magic weapon or spiritual object that could warm Gao Cuilan's remnant soul. Now that Brother Monkey has stolen the laurel branch, there is no need to look for Yang Jian again.

Back at Huaguo Mountain, Brother Monkey activated the mountain protection formation and went straight into the Water Curtain Cave.

Using magic, he pulled out the jade box containing the bracelet that held Gao Cuilan's remnant soul from the stone bed.

Brother Monkey opened the jade box, looked at the bracelet, and said with a smile: "Hey, sister-in-law, I brought you something good to warm and nourish your soul. With this thing, you will be able to reunite with your remaining soul soon." ."

As he spoke, Brother Monkey broke the laurel tree branches into several small pieces, put them into the jade box, and placed them around the bracelet.

The bracelet flashed a few times, as if to thank Brother Monkey.

A trace of silver smoke floated out from the laurel branches and poured into the bracelet.

Seeing this scene, Brother Monkey nodded secretly, it really worked.

"Brother and sister, I, Old Sun, will find time to find you another practice method suitable for remnant souls to condense their souls, so that you can reunite with the idiot faster."

Brother Monkey said with a smile.

"Buzz~"

After hearing Brother Monkey's words, the bracelet trembled a few times.

"Brother and sister, please take good care of your soul."

Brother Monkey said, closed the jade box, laid out a spirit gathering array on the stone bed, and sealed the jade box into the stone bed again.

After doing everything, Brother Monkey closed the mountain-protecting formation, grabbed a spiritual peach, and started to nibble on it.

Fill the river mouth!
The Palace of the True King!
Yang Jian returned to the outside of the True Lord's Palace and was stunned when he looked at the door frame covered with tooth marks.

"no……"

"Where's my big door?"

Yang Jian blinked with three eyes, looking confused.

Yang Jian clearly remembered that when he left, the two gates were still there.

Why did I go to heaven and then the door was gone when I came back?
"The Palace of the True Lord was robbed?"

Yang Jian murmured doubtfully.

Walked around the gate.

Don't understand!
I don’t understand anything!
Yang Jian walked into the courtyard of Zhenjun Palace and looked around. Nothing was missing except the door.

The mastiff was still lying in the yard, sleeping soundly.

Hearing Yang Jian's footsteps, he shook his ears, raised his eyelids and glanced at Yang Jian, then closed his eyes again.

Seeing this scene, Yang Jian was even more confused.

no……

With such a big dog lying down here, how did my door get lost?

Could it be that the door absorbed the essence of the sun and moon and became a spirit and ran away?

Yang Jian wanted to pick up the mastiff and ask where his door was.

But after thinking about it, Yang Jian gave up.

Yang Jian felt that it was one thing to ask about the whereabouts of someone who went out without asking, but it was another thing for the mastiff to bite him.

The chance that he could ask where the gate was going was very small, but the chance that he would be bitten by the mastiff was very high.

Yang Jian shook his head and walked into the True King's Palace.

Ok……

Xiaotian Quan and Xiaobai were still lying down well.

Like two dead dogs.

Yang Jian took out the Nine-Turn Golden Pill from his arms, opened the mouth of the Roaring Sky Dog, and stuffed the shining golden Nine-turn Golden Pill into the mouth of the Roaring Sky Dog.

Then he broke off Xiaobai's mouth on the side, crushed the Nine Turns Golden Pill, and stuffed it into Xiaobai's mouth.

After clapping his hands, Yang Jian sat on the steps, staring at Roaring Sky Dog and Xiao Bai with three unblinking eyes.

"I hope it's useful..."

"Otherwise, this beating will be in vain."

Yang Jian muttered.