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Being unable to fly is a permanent pain for mastiffs.

The pain point was poked by Brother Monkey, and the defense was broken directly.

Mastiff secretly resented: "Why didn't I study hard and make progress every day?"

"Who said I can't fly?"

The mastiff raised his head and said stubbornly.

This kind of behavior is like a dog that is dead but still has a hard mouth.

"Oh?"

"Can you fly?"

Brother Monkey blinked, and he was very playful, ready to tease this silly-looking dog.

"meeting!"

The mastiff raised his neck and said decisively.

"Then why don't you fly up and bite my grandson? Are you worried about something?"

Brother Monkey asked with a smile.

Ao Quan:......

"Woof woof woof~"

The mastiff breaks defense +1, and the native dialect is very dirty.

"Hehe~"

"What are you barking at?"

"I, Old Sun, don't understand~"

Brother Monkey said with a smile.

As he said that, he took out a spiritual peach, squatted on the head of the cloud, and said to the mastiff: "Hey, hey, hey."

Seeing this scene, Yang Jian rolled his eyes.

"This dead monkey has become a Buddhist monkey, why is he still so playful?"

Yang Jian complained in his heart about Brother Monkey's behavior of teasing cats and dogs.

Hearing the sound of "嘬嘬嘬", the mastiff subconsciously began to wag its tail. After just a few wags, the mastiff became embarrassed.

"Woof woof woof~"

The next second, the mastiff barked wildly, wanting to bite Brother Monkey, the dead monkey.

"Hahaha~"

Seeing the mastiff's reaction, Brother Monkey laughed so hard that he almost fell off the cloud.

"Woof woof woof, I'm so angry!"

"Woof woof woof, I will bite you to death!"

The more he scolded, the angrier he became. The mastiff mustered up his courage and used his cloud-climbing technique.

In the surprised eyes of Yang Jian and Monkey Brother, the mastiff swayed, stepped on an auspicious cloud, and flew up. At that speed, Monkey Brother and Yang Jian said that they couldn't bear to watch it.

If Brother Monkey's cloud somersault is as fast as a rocket, Yang Jian's cloud driving technique is like a plane.

And the speed at which mastiffs climb clouds...

Have you ever seen a turtle crawl?

The speed of a mastiff is basically that.

There is one person in the fairyland. As long as they have successfully cultivated and entered the fairyland, ordinary little demons can ride on clouds at a speed that can basically outrun a mastiff dog eight blocks away.

Brother Monkey was stunned for a long time before he came to his senses.

"Hahaha……"

Brother Monkey laughed again and made everyone fall on their backs.

Lying on the clouds and rolling around.

He laughed so hard that he almost rolled off his head.

Yang Jian on the side also kept twitching the corners of his mouth.

Yang Jian also wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare.

because……

Yang Jian was afraid of being bitten.

"At this speed, why don't you stop flying?"

Yang Jian stretched out his hand, covered his three eyes, and muttered in his heart.

Yang Jian: I can’t stand this cloud-climbing technique!

"Hahaha~"

"Little dog, you better get down!"

Brother Monkey laughed so hard that tears came out. He stretched out his finger and blew out a breath. A strong wind came out of thin air and circled around the auspicious clouds at the feet of the mastiff.

In the mastiff's horrified eyes, the strong wind howled, shattering the auspicious clouds under its feet...

With a "pop" sound, the auspicious cloud dispersed without a trace under the mastiff's gaze.

"Ow~"

The wailing dog screamed and fell from the sky.

With a "snap" sound, the mastiff fell to the ground and fell on all fours.

"Hey hey hey~"

"I laughed to death~"

Seeing the mastiff's stupidity, Brother Monkey smiled even more happily.

Yang Jian slapped his forehead, his head hurt!

I really can’t stand it anymore. Yang Jian is going to take Brother Monkey away to prevent Brother Monkey from bullying another poor dog that cannot fly.

The main reason is that I am afraid that the mastiff will bite me.

Yang Jian lifted him up and laughed so hard that Brother Monkey was lying on the cloud. Without waiting for Brother Monkey to react, he directly pulled Brother Monkey into the True King's Palace.

"Hey Hey hey?"

"Three Eyes, what do you mean by dragging me into your bedroom in such a hurry?"

Brother Monkey struggled and shouted in feigned terror.

It looked like...

A frightened little girl?

hiss~

The picture is so beautiful, it’s a bit eye-catching!

Yang Jian was speechless.

Shame!

What a shame!

Yang Jian vowed to stay away from monkeys in the future.

Yang Jian kicked open the door of the True King's Palace, swung it hard, and pushed Brother Monkey into the True King's Palace.

"Three Eyes, what do you want to do?"

During the performance of Brother Monkey, who was possessed by the showman and pretended to be frightened, the door of Zhenjun Palace closed with a "bang", isolating Brother Monkey's screams.

The mastiff lying on the ground blinked and climbed up from the ground, staring at the closed door of the True King's Palace with gossipy eyes.

"Is there a melon?"

"Open the door, I want to eat melon!"

"Wang Wang Wang..."

The mastiff roared in his heart.

but……

The mastiff dared to roar twice in his heart.

Let it knock on the door, it will never dare.

The cloud climbing technique just now was almost embarrassing to death.

Whenever a mastiff has seen the Forbidden City and is embarrassed, it will not choose to play dead. Instead, it will use its toes to pull out a set of the Forbidden City on the spot.

Although Xu Gou is powerful, he is a quasi-sacred person.

But it doesn’t mean that mastiffs are also powerful...

After all, a dragon gives birth to nine sons, each of whom is different.

Not everyone born from the same mother can be great.

The mastiff is full of calculations, that is, it is a Daluo Jinxian, but it is still a flawed Daluo Jinxian.

What's the flaw?

It can't fly!

Just watch...

What kind of fight between gods and monsters doesn't involve flying around and throwing all kinds of magical weapons like free money?

Are you looking at the Mastiff…

Either lying on the ground biting, or lying on the ground barking, he is a king with a strong mouth.

……

In the Palace of the True King!

Looking at Brother Monkey possessed by the drama queen, Yang Jian was speechless for a while, rolled his eyes and said: "Monkey, stop acting!"

Hearing Yang Jian's words, Brother Hou smiled "hehe" and put away his actor-level exaggerated acting skills.

Seeing this scene, Yang Jian couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Brother Monkey three more times.

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Yang Jian sat on the throne and asked helplessly.

however……

Brother Monkey did not answer Yang Jian, but looked curiously at the two dart guns on the ground...

Roaring Dog and Xiaobai!

"Three Eyes, what are you playing at?"

Brother Monkey jumped to the two dogs, curiously stretched out his finger, and poked Roaring Dog and Xiaobai, who were stiff on the ground.

"Xiao Tian Quan and Xiao Bai were both injured and unconscious. I fed them two pills and that's what happened."

Yang Jian replied with some guilt.

Monkey Brother:? ? ?

"Elixir?"

"What elixir?"

Brother Monkey blinked and asked curiously.

Brother Monkey really can't think of any elixir that would have such an effect.

He took thousands of elixirs from Taishang Laojun, including both miraculous elixirs and highly poisonous elixirs, but none of them had such an effect.

"How would I know……"

Yang Jian replied angrily.

Monkey Brother:......

Yang Jian's answer made Brother Monkey want to deduct 666 to Yang Jian. It was so invincible.