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Chapter 287 Taibai Jinxing: I don’t bite, I’m disgusting
It escapes, it chases, it cannot fly with its wings!

Xiao Hei ran as fast as he could, his tongue hanging out out of exhaustion, but Lei Hai behind his butt, as if he had installed a navigation system, was still chasing after him.

Gohan was struck by lightning, and everything started to fall apart.

His golden hair has long been changed beyond recognition.

Ye Yu held the live broadcast mobile phone and desperately begged for help.

Fairyland!

Huaguoshan!
"Hahaha~"

"I laughed to death~"

While watching the live broadcast, Brother Monkey waved his flower hands and laughed forward and back. The entire Huaguo Mountain was enveloped in Brother Monkey's magical laughter.

The spirit in the mountain looked baffled.

I kept wondering in my mind whether the old man Dou Shengfeng was possessed by evil spirits.

But soon, the spirits put this ridiculous idea behind them.

It’s a joke, that’s a fight against the Buddha.

Who is so evil? After eating enough, he goes to Huaguo Mountain for excitement.

Even these spirits, whose ancestors lived in Huaguo Mountain, are dedicated to the Tao, practicing truth and doing good deeds.

When I saw woodcutters and drug farmers going up the mountain, they all helped me if they could, for fear that these mortals would die on the Flower and Fruit Mountain.

Once a mortal dies in Huaguo Mountain, whoever dies on his territory will be punished by the Great Sage.

Humans die in the morning and demons are served at noon.

Fill the river mouth!
Seeing Ye Yu running away after being chased by Lei Jie, Yang Jian's mouth almost reached the back of his head.

The laughter, which was higher than the previous wave, floated farther and farther away, and could be heard clearly from ten miles away.

Today seems to be a happy day.

Throughout the fairy world, countless great gods and powerful dojos were filled with cheerful laughter.

Gaolaozhuang, Donghai, Jilei Mountain...

In any dojo that can be named, the mountain spirits, wild monsters, and mortal monks living in it all look confused, secretly guessing in their hearts whether the great masters have found treasures or have achieved breakthroughs in Taoism.

In the entire fairy world, only the Thunder Department of Heavenly Court looked miserable and could not hear a sound of laughter.

The faces of the gods in the Thunder Department are getting darker and darker each time.

The righteous God of the Thunder Department, the Universal Thunder God of Nine Heavens Yingyuan, heard Zhong, his face turned livid, his three eyes widened with anger, and he glared at the gods of the Thunder Department below.

"Say, who is it?"

"Who the fuck was distracted when casting a spell?"

Wen Zhong's roar echoed back and forth among the Lei tribe.

"You are derelict in your duties and have violated the laws of nature!"

Wen Zhong roared angrily, banging the table loudly.

"Tianzun, please calm down. Your Majesty has a decree for Tianzun to quickly find a way to save Ye Yu."

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing flew into the Lei Department and said with a smile.

Unlike the immortals in the immortal world who thought that Wen Zhong was deliberately playing tricks on Ye Yu, the Jade Emperor had already discovered that it was the gods of the Thunder Department who made a mistake when arranging the thunder disaster.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor sent his confidant, Taibai Jinxing, to the Lei Department to convey the order, asking Wen Zhong to rescue Ye Yu as soon as possible.

Normally, this mistake would be nothing.

The most it can do is kill a few more mortals.

Make a note for Lei Bu, from top to bottom, those whose merits should be eliminated, those who should be pressed into the Tianlao, and those who should be killed on the Immortal Platform should be given a knife.

Just let Wen Zhong handle it by himself.

But this time, Ye Yu was involved.

The Jade Emperor couldn't ignore it and sent Taibai Jinxing directly.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't care, it's an internal matter within the Lei Department.

When the Jade Emperor took charge, he ascended to the entire heaven.

Even Wen Zhong must be held accountable.

Seeing Taibai Jinxing, Wen Zhong knew that the Jade Emperor, who had always been arrogant, was serious this time. Unless Lei Bu showed some attitude, he would be miserable.

Wen Zhong sighed and said: "Old minister, I obey the order!"

This is the first time in thousands of years that Wen Zhong has become a vassal of the Jade Emperor.

Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing nodded with satisfaction.

Usually, these disciples of the three religions are as strong as two to five to eight thousand, and they always listen to the instructions but not the propaganda.

Now that he saw Wen Zhong taking the initiative to become a minister, Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but feel happy.

"I told you to call me a bitch. You are noble and you have a backing. Don't be a coward!"

Taibai Jinxing laughed in his heart. "Ahem~"

"Tianzun, we'd better think of a solution quickly."

"This Ye Yu cannot afford to die."

Taibai Jinxing said with a smile.

Looking at Taibai Jinxing's wrinkled old face, Wen Zhong wanted to use his size 45 feet to kick him hard, step on him under his shoes, and crush him back and forth.

"Taibai, don't worry, I know this."

Wen Zhong said in a deep voice.

"Then please Tianzun to start."

"The old man is still waiting to go back and recover."

Taibai Jinxing said with a smile.

Taibaijinxing: Please start your performance.

Taibaijinxing mainly focuses on one, I don’t bite, but I am disgusting.

The more you annoy me and the more you look down on me, the more I will stick here to disgust you.

Wen Zhong took a deep breath and tried not to get angry.

He Tangtang Wen Taishi had always had a fiery temper. He was upright and would do anything he didn't want. He would beat up the emperor and his ministers. Even King Zhou was afraid of him. When had he ever felt so aggrieved?

Let’s write down today’s account first.

When Taibaijinxing leaves, each of these little bastards will have to conquer one by one.

Noticing Wen Zhong's eyes, all the gods of the Thunder Department trembled in fright.

Many of the Gods of the Lei Department present were of higher seniority than Wen Zhong, but they were all afraid of this nephew, and were subdued by Wen Zhong.

What a joke, the old master of the three dynasties of the Shang Dynasty had such iron-blooded tactics that even the naughty King Zhou was afraid of him. How could his methods be extraordinary?
Besides, Wen Zhong also has a good master.

The senior sister of Jiejiao, the Holy Mother of Jinling.

If someone is not happy, he will directly beat him up on behalf of his teacher, and then ask you if you are afraid?
Wen Zhong rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth, and took out a magic weapon from his arms.

"This is my Thunder God's Iron, which can avoid thousands of lightning attacks. With it, Ye Yu can be protected from worries."

Wen Zhong said in a deep voice.

"Okay, okay, Tianzun, please take action quickly."

Taibai Jinxing blinked and smiled.

Seeing Wen Zhong's expression of pain, Taibai Jinxing burst into laughter.

Wen Zhong gritted his teeth and threw the Thunder God Iron into the live broadcast screen.

"Ding dong!"

"Wen Zhong rewarded the anchor with a thunderbolt, and said: Miss Ye, this is the magic weapon of my thunder department. It can avoid thousands of thunder methods and keep you safe."

Ye Yu, who was running frantically for his life, heard the reward notification tone from the live broadcast phone and hurriedly picked up the live broadcast phone to check.

Seeing Wen Zhong's reward, I felt happy. I didn't have time to think about it and immediately chose to withdraw it.

"Withdrawal successful!"

As the live broadcast mobile phone prompt sounded, a black needle appeared in Ye Yu's hand.

"How to use it?"

Looking at the needle in his hand, Ye Yu looked confused.

What about the magic weapon?

Why is it just a needle?

Wen Zhong: "Lift the magic weapon above your head to avoid lightning."

Ye Yu hurriedly followed the instructions and raised the needle in his hand above his head.

The next second, a small needle lit up with divine light.

Instantly turned into a...

lightning rod……

Ye Yu: ...

Ye Yu knew how to use a lightning rod.

It was inserted directly into the ground.

In an instant, with Ye Yu as the center, a light mask appeared in a radius of one kilometer, and the sky was filled with thunder and lightning, which automatically deflected and blasted to the side.

"Good baby, good baby~"

Seeing this scene, Ye Yu's eyes lit up.

(End of this chapter)