I draw Mingbi live, all my water friends are gods

Chapter 28 The Stupidest Thief in History ([-]-word chapter)
The problem is coming!

A little monkey bows to you, as a human being, do you want to return one?
Come back, it seems a bit awkward.

Don't reply, it seems impolite!

Ye Yu was confused!
After hesitating for a moment, Ye Yu stood up and solemnly returned one to the little monkey.

This is Brother Monkey's illegitimate son...

The little monkey is a monkey from Brother Hou’s family, so if you don’t look at the face of the monk, you have to look at the face of the Buddha, right?

Behind the little monkey is the big brother monkey.

The little monkey came to work for her.

Even a monkey is so polite, as a human being, Ye Yu can't lose his manners.

A group of water friends:
"Look, the anchor is having a convulsion!"

"Did the anchor see something dirty?"

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!"

"Anchor, have you lost your brain? Be lenient when you confess, and stricter when you resist!"

Ye Yu's weird behavior immediately attracted merciless ridicule from the water friends.

The bullet screens followed one after another, and soon filled the live broadcast room.

At this moment, Ye Yu wanted to strangle these little black fans to death!
Ye Yu, with black lines all over his face, rolled his eyes, and pointed the live broadcast camera at the little monkey.

"Fuck, anchor, you are really punished!"

"Look, mom, the anchor and the monkey are praying to heaven and earth!"

"This is...golden silk. Prison bottom sitting wear. Monkey?"

"Anchor, you are really punished. There are more and more judgments these days!"

"Predict the theme of the next live broadcast, step on the sewing machine!"

There are many talented people in the water friends. When they saw the little monkey, they quickly recognized the species of the little monkey. The atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached an unprecedented height.

Zhu Bajie: "This monkey, why does my old pig look familiar?"

Nezha: "Brother Pig, it looks familiar to me!"

Yang Jian: "Put on a chain mail, a sky-high crown, and a golden cudgel, and I'm going to let the dog go!"

Zhu Bajie: "What the hell? Monkey's illegitimate child?"

Monkey King Monkey King: "Idiot, open the door quickly, my grandson will be here soon!"

Ye Yu could only watch helplessly as the gods and elders were in the water, and didn't dare to intervene.

Ye Yu flicked Du Niang desperately, searching for various entries.

"How long is the sentence for raising a golden monkey?"

"How to raise and protect animals legally?"

"Can golden monkeys be domesticated?"

All the entries Ye Yu searched were live broadcasted to the water friends in real time, which made the water friends go crazy.

Don't doubt the bad taste of the water friends this year, as long as Ye Yu makes a fool of themselves, they will be very happy.

Extrajudicial lunatic: "Anchor, who said you raised this golden monkey? It's just a wild animal on the mountain. It comes to your house to eat and drink!"

Suddenly, a barrage caught Ye Yu's mind.

Ye Yu was instantly enlightened!
She got it!
"Listening to what you have to say is better than listening to what you have to say!"

Ye Yu cupped his fists at the camera and said.

Extrajudicial lunatic: "The anchor is polite, polite!"

"However, although the golden snub-nosed monkey is a cherished and protected animal, as long as the host needs to go to the relevant department and make an adoption, as long as the qualification review is passed and the monkey is not harmed or abused, it can be adopted legally!"

"In our country's animal protection regulations, many rare and protected animals can be legally adopted, but the premise is that they can pass the audit and have sufficient funds as a guarantee!"

"God, please accept my knee!"

Ye Yu knelt down after seeing the bullet screen of the outlaws.

With just a few words, Ye Yu's most troublesome problem was solved.

Ye Yu also searched on Du Niang, and confirmed that what the outlaw lunatic said was true, so she was relieved.

"Hey, everyone don't have to worry about Ye Bao getting more and more hopeful, Ye Bao will go to apply for adoption tomorrow!"

Ye Yu said with a silly smile to the camera.

A group of water friends:
"I envy the anchor, I can legally masturbate the golden monkey!"

"This little monkey is so cute, I want to adopt it!"

"Wake up upstairs, if you want to apply for the adoption of cherished and protected animals, the minimum audit standard is not less than [-] million assets, and there are still many audits to be done later!"

After solving the little monkey's problem, Ye Yu was happy.

He turned to look at the little monkey.

At this time, the little monkey was still squatting in the corner, playing with its long, fluffy tail, but its big black eyes were secretly looking at Ye Yu.

"Little monkey, come here!"

Ye Yu waved at the little monkey and said with a smile.

Hearing Ye Yu calling him, the little monkey put down his tail, jumped up and down in front of Ye Yu, raised his head, and stared at Ye Yu without blinking.

Looking at the very cute little monkey, Ye Yu reached out and touched the little monkey's head.

Soft, fluffy, and feels great!

"Little monkey, my sister will give you a name!"

Ye Yu blinked and asked tentatively.

Hearing Ye Yu's words, the little monkey tilted his head, made a thoughtful gesture, and nodded immediately.

"Kawaii!"

At this moment, Ye Yu's girlish heart was overflowing.

Who can refuse, a fluffy, cute and well-behaved little monkey?

Ye Yu thought about it seriously, and wanted to give the little monkey a nice name.

A group of water friends:
"A moment of silence for the little monkey!"

"The anchor's ability to name, I admire!"

"A little black dog named Xiaobai. Is this a name people can come up with? I can accept it even if it is called Xiaohei!"

Hearing Ye Yu said that he was going to name the little monkey, all the water friends sent bullet screens to mourn the little monkey.

"Why don't you call me Gohan!"

"Sun with Brother Monkey's surname, Sun Wufan!"

Ye Yu thought for a long time before she came up with a ready-made name.

The second senior brother has already said that this is Brother Hou's illegitimate son. As Brother Monkey's junior, the second senior brother is officially serious!
The little monkey seemed to like the name Sun Wuhan very much. He performed a backflip for Ye Yu and danced happily.

"If you like it, just like it!"

Ye Yu rubbed Gohan's little furry head, with an auntie smile on his face.

"Hmph, who said I can't name it?"

"Look, how happy the little monkey is!"

Ye Yu wrinkled her little nose, snorted at the camera, and said arrogantly.

A group of water friends:
"Family, the baby is laughing to death!"

"Sun Wuhan? Does it know Kamepai Qigong?"

"Should be transformed into a Super Saiyan!"

Hearing Ye Yu's name for the little monkey, the water friends laughed like crazy.

Seeing the barrage of water friends, Ye Yu couldn't help but blush.

I didn't expect that there are dragon balls in this world...

……

"Brother Dao, is it here?"

"That's right, it's here, I rushed in and made that bitch right away!"

"Move all the things she hid in the basement back to the boss!"

In the woods outside the villa, several figures gathered together, the leader was Tian Baoxuan's scarred face.

"Go!"

Scarface waved his hand, and rushed towards the courtyard wall of the villa in the first place, darted three times and then turned over the courtyard wall of the villa.

Scar's subordinates followed suit and leaped past with ease.

The two-meter-high courtyard wall of the villa was like a decoration, and it didn't play its due role at all.

Inside the villa!
Xiao Bai, who was biting his tail and playing, suddenly pricked up his ears, turned his head, and stared at the gate of the villa without blinking.

In the next second, Xiaobai started howling at the top of his throat.

"Ow~"

Although Xiaobai's howling sound was a little immature, it was melodious and loud.

Dao Scar was about to pry open the door, when he heard Xiao Bai's howl, he paused, turned his head in surprise and asked, "This bitch also raised wolves?"

"Brother Dao is a dog!"

On the side, a younger brother with a mobile phone replied.

"Damn it, you're the dog!"

Scar slapped the younger brother on the face and cursed angrily.

"Brother Dao, spare your life, Brother Dao, spare your life!"

"The little one didn't scold you, but that bitch raised a dog!"

The younger brother was beaten up and immediately begged for mercy, and even held up his mobile phone to show Scar.

What was played on the phone screen was Ye Yu's live drawing.

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!
Ye Yu never expected it.

I was still worried just now, someone would watch the live broadcast and become greedy for the baby in my house, and this enemy followed the live broadcast to find him.

Sitting on the gold bar, Ye Yu, who was rubbing Gohan, heard Xiaobai's cry, slammed his hands, turned his head and cursed: "Silly dog, what are you crying about?"

Xiao Bai shook his tail at Ye Yu, and continued howling upstairs.

Gohan, who was nestled in Ye Yu's arms, also raised his head and made a gesture of listening.

In the next second, a fierce light flashed in Gohan's eyes.

Jumped out from Ye Yu's arms, stretched out his little paw and pointed to the door of the basement.

"Ok?"

The actions of Xiaobai and Wuhan aroused Ye Yu's suspicion.

Ye Yu sat up straight, picked up the tablet beside her and clicked on the monitoring screen.

"Ok!"

Looking at the surveillance screen, Ye Yu was stunned.

Is the law and order in Tang City so bad?
Someone slipped the door and picked the lock in broad daylight?

No, this is trying to steal!
Ye Yu picked up the phone and directly dialed the number of Chen Wei, the director of the street police station.

"Hey, Uncle Policeman, someone is robbing!"

A group of water friends:
"Fuck? Someone wants to rob the anchor?"

"Just this room of gold bars, if I was in Tang City, I would also like to grab the anchor!"

"I don't want to grab gold bars, but I want to grab Gohan and Xiaobai!"

"Where did the thief come from, dare to snatch the anchor? Don't you know the fighting power of the anchor?"

Ye Yu's actions were broadcast live throughout, and the water friends immediately started a heated discussion.

But the content of the discussion, no one cares for Ye Yu, let Ye Yu know that they are all black fans.

Ye Yu pointed the camera at the tablet, broadcast the live broadcast to the water friends, and said with a smile: "Have you ever seen such a stupid thief?"

"Not only came to rob in broad daylight, but also watched my live broadcast?"

As he spoke, Ye Yu zoomed in on the monitoring screen and fixed it on the mobile phone where his younger brother was watching the live broadcast.

"Isn't the process of committing the crime broadcast live on the whole network?"

A group of water friends:
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, you are the stupidest thief in the world!"

"@唐市警事, police uncle, look, there are stupid thieves here, go and catch them!"

"Is this something that humans can do?"

……

Outside the villa!
The little brother who was watching Ye Yu's live broadcast with his mobile phone petrified on the spot.

After a long time, the younger brother came back to his senses, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and poked the scar of the knife that was prying open the door.

Scar waved his hand irritably, and continued to pick the lock.

Brother, keep poking!

Scar ignored it and continued to pry.

Little brother continue poking...

"What the hell do you want to do?"

Scar was annoyed by the younger brother's poking, so he slapped the younger brother's face with his backhand, and cursed.

"Dao...Brother Dao, we have been discovered..."

The younger brother said with a mournful face, aggrieved.

"When I found it, I found it. The door opened and I went in and made her!"

Scar said nonchalantly.

"But...but that bitch called the police!"

The little brother pointed at the phone and was about to cry.

"Call the police, call the police, as long as we move fast enough, grab something, destroy the surveillance, and run, the police can't catch us!"

Scar said indifferently.

"But……"

"Brother Dao, that girl broadcast the surveillance footage live..."

The younger brother finally broke the defense.

Scar exclaimed, "What?"

"Damn it, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Snapped!"

Scar was furious, and slapped the younger brother's face again with his backhand.

Scar was so powerful that he turned the younger brother around in a circle, and sat down on the ground.

A group of water friends:
"Mom, I can't stop laughing..."

"I've never seen such a stupid thief!"

"This scarred face looks familiar, isn't it the one who hunted down the anchor last time?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I remember, it belongs to Tianbaoxuan!"

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