Chapter 26 Stay away from unlucky people
Hearing Lingbao's voice, everyone looked at her in unison.

Liu Damei's face froze, and she took a few steps back with her daughter in her arms, distanced herself from Lingbao, and said in fear, "You, don't come here, stay away from me!"

Xiao Lingbao blinked her big eyes twice, not understanding why she was so afraid of herself, "Auntie, you will really be unlucky recently..."

When she walked out of the room before, she opened her golden pupils, and saw luck lingering between everyone's brows.

There are yellow, purple and red that belong to auspicious luck, which respectively represent career luck, wealth luck and love luck. When these colors appear in the center of a person's eyebrows, it means that his corresponding fortune will be significantly improved recently.

The opposite of good luck is bad luck, in which cyan indicates disease, black indicates disaster, and gray indicates bad luck.

Most people have a faint white between their eyebrows, which means that their luck is neither bad nor bad, and nothing special will happen in the past few days.

In Lingbao's eyes, the most abrupt person is Liu Damei. Her eyebrows are gray at the moment, and the gray is very thick, which means that she is about to suffer bad luck.

Liu Damei believed that Lingbao was cursing herself maliciously, and immediately cursed back, "You're unlucky! You monster! Monster! Don't think I'm afraid of you!"

Suddenly, a serious voice sounded from behind her, "Liu Damei, why did you come to Jiang's house to make trouble? It seems that I punished you too lightly before!"

Everyone turned their heads, "Captain Li..."

"As I said, anyone in the village who spreads superstition and uses superstition to instigate, coerce, deceive, and incite others will be severely punished!"

"How can I promote superstition and incite people?" Liu Damei eagerly denied, "Captain Li, you can't just wrong me for helping the Jiang family."

Huang Yuezhu couldn't help but speak for her, "Captain Li, isn't Damei..."

Before she could finish her sentence, her husband pulled her arm down forcefully, signaling her not to worry too much, for fear of getting burned, she swallowed all the subsequent words.

"You came to my house and said that my sister is a monster. Isn't it superstitious? And my brother got a hare back. What are you talking about? You are just like those deceiving witches and priests. You only talk about scaring people." Wu Chaozi said angrily.

"She, it's her..." Liu Damei pointed at Lingbao and said aggrievedly, "She was the one who scolded me first, and just now she cursed me, saying that I would be unlucky, so I called her a monster, and everyone else can testify to me ah……"

Keep your distance from her.

One of the middle-aged women said: "Who is going to testify for you? You have a thick skin! You were the one who cursed the Jiang family just now."

"That's right," echoed the person who didn't like Liu Damei, "What you said is much worse. I can't listen to the bloody disaster! It's because the Jiang family has a good temper and didn't slap you. If it were me, I will definitely beat you up!"

When they were chattering, Lingbao thought that if he was too close to the unlucky person, it would be easy to be unlucky with him, so he shrank his neck pretending to be afraid of the cold, and said to his mother: "Mother, Lingbao is so cold , shall we go back to the house?"

"Okay, let's go back to the house and ignore them." Shen Su'e rubbed the baby girl's little hands, and pulled her into the house.

Seeing Lingbao entered the house, Lingbao's father and brothers also felt that there was no need to compete with a crazy woman like Liu Damei who would bite anyone when she caught them, so they "hummed" angrily at her and went home.

Er Huazi subconsciously wanted to go in with him, but his wife pulled her back forcefully, "What are you doing? Are you really bewitched?"

At this time, a hoarse cry came from the air, "Wow——"

Everyone looked up and saw dozens of crows flying overhead. Suddenly, Liu Damei felt something as big as a bean fell on his head.

She subconsciously touched her head and found that it was a lump of white with a little black in the middle, sticky and wet, "What?"

Before she could doubt, a few lumps of bird droppings fell on her head.

The few people closest to her were unfortunately hit by bird feces, and they yelled "Wow!" Liu Damei's daughter, Daya, was also "bombed" soon, and there was a dark gray crow dropping on her right cheek, which smelled bad It can kill people.

"Wow wow wow..." Da Ya burst into tears.

After a while, the crow's cry became farther and farther away.

Among the crowd, Liu Damei had the most feces on her head and face, and her daughter was similar, with two poops on her head and three poops on her cheeks.

"Ouch, oh, it stinks! Why are there so many crows?"

Everyone discussed for a while, and when they found that Liu Damei's body was covered with bird feces, they hurriedly covered their noses, and laughed while disgusted, "Are they just shitting on the head of the big girl? Hahaha..."

"Aunt Shen's girl has a very smart mouth!"

"That's right, I remember she said earlier that the eldest girl would be unlucky."

Hearing the discussion from the villagers, Captain Li clapped his hands vigorously twice, "Okay, these are all coincidences, we must be scientific in everything!"

After finishing speaking, he patiently evacuated the crowd, "Don't block other people's houses, go home quickly, Chinese New Year is coming soon, clean up well, Li's daughter-in-law, and Zhao Daniu's mother, go home quickly, There's nothing exciting to watch."

After everyone dispersed, Li Guangzheng said some warning words to Liu Damei, telling her not to come to Jiang's house to make trouble again, otherwise she must be severely punished.

Liu Damei stomped her feet in anger.

Hearing her daughter's heart-piercing cries, she held back her temper for a while, ran home quickly, and shouted at her mother-in-law: "Mom, quickly boil me hot water!"

No one answered her, so she had no choice but to put down her daughter and go to the kitchen by herself, but she walked too quickly, she tripped and fell to the ground, grinning in pain.

"What's the matter with you?" Lin Desheng had just returned from chopping firewood, and seeing his wife rolling on the ground, he hurriedly put the firewood on the ground, and stepped forward to help her up.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

I thought my husband would comfort me, but my husband who was supporting me couldn't help but let go, covered his nose and stepped back, "What's the smell on you? It's too smelly, you...vomit!"

Disgusted by the smell of his wife, Lin Desheng rushed into the hut and vomited.

Afterwards, although Liu Damei took her daughter to take a bath, she still had an unpleasant smell on her body, which could be smelled just a little closer.

"Did you fall into a shithole? Ouch, it stinks..." Mrs. Lin waved twice into the air, and she and her wife went back to their room to eat sweet potatoes.

"Does it smell that bad? Tch! What are you pretending to do?" Liu Damei muttered in a low voice, "My room smells so bad that it's almost moldy, so I have the nerve to dislike me."

After eating two sweet potatoes, she felt a pain in her stomach. She said "Ouch", and ran to the hut with her stomach in her arms. How could she have imagined that just after closing the door and squatting down, the two wooden boards under her feet broke, and half of her body fell into the shit. pit.

The next day, news of Liu Damei falling into the shithole spread throughout the village.

Everyone laughed and leaned forward, "Hahahaha... I heard that Desheng and her are sleeping in separate beds, because that big girl is really smelly, hahaha..."

(End of this chapter)

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