Jingtai Fengyun: The First Absurd Emperor of Ming Dynasty

Chapter 21 Hu Yi returned to Beijing to ask Yi to order the title of King Yi and ask for the name of the king

Hu Wei was stunned for a long time before opening his mouth: "His Royal Highness, the matter of gathering the main force of the Ming army in Nanjing is not counted by the old minister. The situation is critical now, so please return to Beijing to supervise the country first.

As for the military and state affairs, it still needs to be discussed by the court, and it cannot be decided by the two of you here with a few words. "

"Okay, no problem, I can go back to Beijing to serve as the supervisor."

Hu Yan was taken aback when he heard the words, so he agreed?King Tan's words became too fast.

Before Hu Wei could speak, Zhu Qiyu took out an inscription book from his pocket, and handed it to Hu Wei with a serious face.

Hu Wei wondered, "This is Your Highness?"

Zhu Qiyu smiled and said: "Because Xiao Wang is going to perform on official business, this is Xiao Wang's inscription, please present it to the Queen Mother on behalf of the old Shangshu. Of course, this is also related to the old Shangshu, you can also read it."

Hearing Zhu Qiyu's words, Hu Wei hurriedly opened the title book for a closer look, only to see that there were [-] words eloquently written on it, and the content was as follows:
"My minister Zhu Qiyu played the Queen Mother, from the beginning when the Taizu made the princes kings, to the end when the emperor brother made the ministers kings, there are a total of thirty-seven feudal princes of my Ming Dynasty.

However, among the kings and kings, the most beautiful ones are Qin, Jin, Zhou, Chu, Han, and Zhao.The next ones are Zheng, Yue, Wei, Liang, Xu, and Huai.

And the ministers looked at the titles of the kings, the lowest and the most humble, there are not many kings who are not ministers.And counting the past and the present, there is only one king, who is really a well-deserved miscellaneous prince.

There are villains in this court, and there are treacherous men in the Ministry of Rites.The emperor's brother loves his ministers, and his flesh and blood are close relatives. This must be the treacherous villain who provokes the brotherhood between the emperor's brother and his ministers, and destroys the tradition of emphasizing the friendship between my family and relatives since the founding of the Ming Dynasty.

If it was a day of peace, the minister would not dare to make such a trivial matter, but now the court is undergoing changes, and the Ming Dynasty is at stake.Hundreds of officials insisted on asking humble ministers to supervise the country, but according to the ministers, there has never been a precedent for a prince with a miscellaneous name to supervise the country since ancient times.

Therefore, the minister asked the empress to abandon the courtiers and set things right, and Jin made the humble minister the king of Qi, because the country of Yi belonged to Qi.

The minister Zhu Qiyu kowtowed and bowed. "

After reading this inscription, Hu Wei trembled with anger. Zhu Qiyu was bluntly saying that he, the Minister of Rites, was a courtier, so he barely had to name him.

"You, you, you, why does Your Highness say such things?"

Zhu Qiyu said sarcastically: "Old Shangshu, feel your conscience and say, have I wronged you? Did you discuss and agree on my king's name with the emperor? Is King Yi the most trashy king's title?"

Hu Wei was choked completely speechless, after all, the minister never blamed the emperor, and he couldn't tell the truth, telling Zhu Qiyu that it was the orthodox emperor who deliberately put on small shoes for him.

Zhu Qiyu was delighted to see Hu Min being speechless.If you say why Zhu Qiyu is not obsessed with promoting the title of king, it is because he knows more than Hu Wei, who has been a minister of rites for decades.

Yes, that's right, he knows more than Hu Ming.Because Hu Wei didn't know that there was a Ming emperor named Jiajing in later generations, but Zhu Qiyu knew.

Jiajing succeeded the Datong as a vassal king, and set off a big ceremony as soon as he entered Beijing, insisting on recognizing his dead father as emperor.

For Zhu Qiyu, just copying Jiajing's homework would be the end of the matter: if he couldn't recognize his own father as emperor, he would promote himself to the title of king, and take the opportunity to force the civil and military ministers in the court, as well as the queen mother.

To put it bluntly, this is actually a variant of a reduced version of absurdity.

Hu Wei was stunned for a while, then silently put away Zhu Qiyu's question book, and replied helplessly: "The old minister will show this true face to the Queen Mother."

Hu Yi gave up and didn't want to entangle any more. After all, he was really wrong: even if he asked any scholar on the street, he would only say that King Qi is a good title, and King Tan is a rubbish title.The second answer is absolutely impossible.

Zhu Qiyu saw that Hu Min was much more honest than Shuang's eggplant, so he smiled and said: "Xiao Wang is now on the way to the south to recuperate under the order of the Queen Mother. If he wants to return to Beijing, he needs the Queen Mother to appoint Xiao Wang as the supervisor of the country." Mingzhao will do."

Hu Wei thought for a while, and then replied: "It takes several days to go back and forth. The situation is urgent and there is no delay. See if this works: I'm going back to the capital now to interview the Empress Dowager. Your Highness will also leave as soon as possible, and wait for His Highness to arrive. When outside Beijing, I will hand over to His Highness the edict of the Queen Mother making His Highness the supervisor of the country. Do you think this is good?"

"Good, Mr. Cheng, give me the old Shangshu."

Hearing this, Hu Wei cupped his hands and went away with a gloomy face.

Zhu Qiyu won for a while, then returned to the attic in the backyard with a smile.

As soon as I entered the door, the first floor was crowded with beauties.

Zhu Qiyu smiled and said: "What are you doing, are you queuing up to serve the bed? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, so many beauties, I can't bear it all night."

When Lin Xiangyu heard the words, she smiled back and said: "You are so beautiful, why don't your highness go to heaven. Come and let the servants wash their hands and face, we have business to do."

Before Zhu Qiyu could speak again, Lin Xiangyu pulled her to wash her hands and face, while Xiao Lingxi smoked Zhu Qiyu's whole body with a spice.

Zhu Qiyu was toyed with a look of bewilderment.Just about to ask, Lin Xiangyu said with a smile: "Your Highness, please sit down. We slaves have not kowtowed to our master yet. Now we have gathered all the people, and we will kneel down three times and nine times to His Highness. From now on, we will officially appoint masters and slaves." name."

Zhu Qiyu hurriedly said: "No need, since we are destined to get together and have the opportunity to support each other and help each other, then I will treat you sincerely.

Usually, I just pay lip service to your advantages, but I don't really regard you as my slaves in my heart. "

While pulling Zhu Qiyu to the upper seat, Lin Xiangyu said with a smile: "Your Highness, even if you don't want to be the master, we have to take the position of slaves."

So Zhu Qiyu was dragged and forced onto the chair, Lin Xiangyu knelt at Zhu Qiyu's feet, Xiao Lingxi, Wang Qianxue, and Yu Suxi knelt in a row behind Lin Xiangyu.Each of these four people had four personal servants, a total of 16 people, and they all knelt behind Xiao Lingxi.

Lin Xiangyu led the crowd and shouted: "I pay homage to the master", and then bowed three times and kowtowed nine times.

Zhu Qiyu looked at the twenty beauties crawling at his feet, lowered his eyebrows and called his master.All of a sudden, I felt like I was about to fly.

The scene in front of him was so beautiful that it brought Zhu Qiyu great spiritual enjoyment.

Zhu Qiyu only felt that this was more beneficial than enjoying the beauty's body.So he said with a smile: "You crawl under the feet of the widow for a while, this is really the bliss in the world, the widow should enjoy it for a while longer."

All the girls replied together: "Yes, Master."

Zhu Qiyu felt even more ecstatic when he heard the words.After enjoying it for a while, he got up and helped Lin Xiangyu up himself, and apologized straight away: "I have wronged the princess, I have wronged the princess, get up quickly, the knee hurts, let the widow rub it for the princess."

Lin Xiangyu really asked Zhu Qiyu to sit back on the chair, while she herself sat on Zhu Qiyu's lap.

Zhu Qiyu only thought that Lin Xiangyu wanted to act like a baby in his arms, and was about to say: In front of so many people, the princess is not ashamed.Unexpectedly, Lin Xiangyu put her arms around her neck, twisted her slender waist like a Chu girl, rubbing her ears back and forth.

After a few strokes, Zhu Xiaoyu stood up, but Lin Xiangyu let go of her hands, covered her mouth and sniggered, got up and ran upstairs quickly.

Seeing Zhu Xiaoyu's embarrassing appearance standing alone, the remaining concubines burst out laughing in unison.

Zhu Qiyu blushed so much that he could only curse bitterly, then ran upstairs in a hurry.

On the third floor, Lin Xiangyu was already changing clothes.Zhu Qiyu stepped forward quickly, picked up the beauty, threw her on the bed, and reprimanded viciously: "You are a narrow-minded person, you are becoming less and less dignified as a princess. If you don't maintain your tall and mighty image, that's all. You deliberately tricked me and made me look ugly in front of everyone. If I don't understand you today, I won't be called Zhu Qiyu. "

Lin Xiangyu was openly unafraid, and teased with a smile: "Then Your Highness's new name, I have already thought about it, Zhu Shoumen is the most appropriate."

"Zhu Shoumen? Why is it called Zhu Shoumen?"

Lin Xiangyu smiled and said: "Your Highness, you forgot so quickly. On the first day you came to Baoding Mansion, when you stayed in Wangyue Tower, the servant was taking a bath in the house, but you were foolishly guarding the gate outside while drinking the northwest wind."

Zhu Qiyu said angrily: "It is tolerable, which one is unbearable. A man stands between heaven and earth, he can be killed and cannot be humiliated. If you can't even subdue a small and narrow ghost like you, I, Zhu Qiyu, will be a man in vain. I'd better go to Xiaoling, Just kill yourself in front of Taizu's spirit to thank the world."

Lin Xiangyu didn't reply when she heard the words, she just tore off a corner of her underwear, revealing a section of white, tender and smooth fragrant shoulders, and looked at Zhu Qiyu provocatively.

Seeing this, Zhu Qiyu became furious immediately, and shouted loudly:

"I originally wanted to communicate with you in a friendly and friendly manner as an ordinary man, but I didn't expect to get ignorant ridicule and contempt in return.

Okay, I'm not going to pretend anymore, I'm showing my cards, but I'm actually a man with great skills.Today I will let you, an ignorant narrow-minded ghost, experience my real skills. "

After finishing speaking, Zhu Qiyu flung herself on the bed viciously.

At the same time, just as Zhu Qiyu finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter between the second and third floors.It turned out that after Lin Xiangyu and Zhu Qiyu made a joke, all the beauties became bold and crowded there, listening to the bed for fun.

Unexpectedly, however, the bed sounded more and more wrong, and Lin Xiangyu gradually changed from smiling sweetly and looking forward with beautiful eyes at the beginning to crying with a voice and a mellow mourning voice.

When everyone heard this change, they all looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing why.

(End of this chapter)