Rebirth of the tea art man

Chapter 211 I'm Really Not a Tauren Warrior

"Because of love, you won't be sad easily!"

Lin Cheng drove a white Mercedes-Benz C260.

On the co-pilot was Wen Qian, who was already drunk, still singing in a daze.

"Next line, next line! It's up to you to sing... hiccup!"

Wen Qian tilted her head and waved her hands, not forgetting to urge Lin Cheng to continue singing.

After a KTV session, she was the one who drank the most.

The beer was blown bottle after bottle, and the toilet ran again and again.

What do you mean, for the next three or four days, the crew will not have her part in the show, she can drink and play whatever she wants, don't worry.

then……

This big sister just drank like this.

"So everything looks like happiness!" Lin Cheng continued to sing helplessly.

"Because of love, constantly..."

"yue—"

Just after Wen Qian sang half a sentence, she lowered her head and spit out a burst of rainbow special effects.

In the picture, the slogan "Fall in love with the rainbow, eat the rainbow" seems to sound.

If it is placed in the ghost and animal area of ​​station B a few years later, it is estimated that there will be another "hey, hello" opening speech for gourmets.

"Grass, this is mine..."

"Oh, it's your own car, that's fine!"

Just as Lin Cheng wanted to start scolding, he remembered that Wen Qian was the owner of this little Mercedes.

Sit in your own car, spit out your own car.

none of my business?

It's just that the taste is a bit pungent!
He opened the car window, and the cold wind blew away the woman's shoulder-length short hair.

Wen Qian is not far from her home, and her house is bought in Yanjing Dinghai District's Qingjiang River, a slightly western-style community - "Oak Bay".

Although Lin Cheng drove all the way into the community, he didn't see any oak tree at all.

"Here we are, get out of the car..."

He glanced at the co-pilot.

The drunken woman had already fallen into a drowsy sleep, her original delicate makeup was all over, and she even vomited all over her body, she looked stinky, she didn't have the slightest temperament of a star, instead she looked like a homeless man sleeping on the road.

"Forget it, let's send the Buddha to the west!"

"Bah, send the Buddha to the west!"

Lin Cheng parked the car and carried this big sister who had a promising future out of the car.

He wanted to help him into the elevator, but he didn't expect Wen Qian to be like an octopus when she got hold of it. A ghost got on her body, a succubus possessed her body, and the whole person was entangled. He didn't know where the strength came from. Hunger him to death.

The sour smell of vomit, mixed with pungent stomach acid and bile, is particularly pungent.

His messy hair tickled his neck.

As for that smudged face, it was flushed red, Lin Cheng couldn't avoid it even if he wanted to, it made him almost die of heat.

In the eyes of outsiders, Lin Cheng, the person involved, was not a little bit excited about the scene that seemed quite evocative. Instead, he really wanted to take a bath quickly and wash himself clean.

I'm so tainted!
At that time, there were only a few people in the KTV, and the others would have roles in the movie tomorrow. They had to get up early in the morning to go to the filming set, and Lin Cheng was the only man besides Wen Hua. Naturally, the task of sending Wen Qian home fell on his head.

It's just that I didn't expect that the drunk big sister is really too bad!
Ding!
The elevator door opened slowly and arrived at room 603 where Wen Qian's house was located.

Lin Cheng reluctantly placed her on the ground in front of the house, and as soon as he put him down, she wrapped her arms around him and hugged his thigh, which could be used as an emoticon - "Big brother, take me!"

Click!

Lin Cheng was very polite and took a precious picture of this scene with his mobile phone.

Proper black history, maybe it will be useful in the future.

What's more, Wen Qian, who is usually generous, cheerful and enthusiastic, would often make some nasty jokes with him, but now she looks like a little woman, hugging his legs, and raising her head to look up.

Tsk tsk, machismo is highly satisfied!

"Because of love, in this place!"

Wen Qian was still singing vaguely, as if she had been hit by something, and her memory stayed in the part where she sang with Lin Cheng in the KTV.

"Wrong song, it's 'that place'!" Lin Cheng rummaged through her bag, looking for the door key, and reminded her.

"Just... this is the place!"

Wen Qian closed her eyes, waved her hands, and tried her best to speak vague words.

"Okay, okay, this place, you have the final say, okay?"

Lin Cheng nodded helplessly.

The drunk is the greatest!
There is nothing to argue with drunk people, "Yes, yes, what you said is right", and it's over.

"found it!"

Soon, he found the door key in the slightly old Gucci bag, and...

"This is?"

On the keychain with the key to the door hung a small photo of a couple.

The woman is naturally Wen Qian, who is several years younger than now, not so mature, but a little green.

The man was a strange man that Lin Cheng didn't know.

No matter in his previous life or this life, he has no impression of the man in the photo.

The two leaned close to each other, about the same height.

From Wen Qian's height of 166, and the high heels that stretched to death by five centimeters, it can be roughly estimated that this man's height will not exceed 175.

Just this 175 is still the height after wearing shoes, otherwise it will be in the early 170s.

"Hmph, much shorter than me!"

"I'm not even handsome!"

"I'm sure I'm not as rich, I'm not as educated, I'm not as famous!"

"Cut, not as good as me in everything, a piece of trash!"

Lin Cheng quickly came to a rather narcissistic conclusion.

Of course, what he said is also true.

It's just that this fact can be deduced to almost 99.9999% of men.

There are only a handful of men who are better than him in the whole world, and there are even fewer men in the Douqi Continent than the rare and terrifying ones in the Douqi Continent.

"Because of love, in this place!"

Wen Xi closed her eyes, hugged her thighs, and was still singing indistinctly.

"I've sung this line before." Lin Cheng reminded.

"Because of love, here..."

"yue—"

In the middle of the song, Wen Qian lowered her head, and pointed at Lin Cheng's newly bought UGG snow boots, with a burst of precision.

"I'm suede!"

Lin Cheng's cheeks twitched.

I want to hit someone!

I really want to kick this woman away!

hiss--

call--

After taking three deep breaths, Lin Cheng, who barely calmed down, bit the bullet, gritted his teeth, pinched his nose, and dragged the "unsightly" Wen Qian into the room.

Fortunately, it was so quiet at night that no one saw it.

Those who didn't know thought he was throwing the corpse!

"There is heating at home, so I shouldn't freeze to death at night."

Lin Cheng looked at Wen Qian who was lying on the ground and fell asleep, and was about to leave.

have a thought!
He admitted that his former self did have thoughts about Wen Qian, and he had quite a lot of thoughts, about as many as eighteen martial arts.

But now?

There is a kind of disappointment that the filter is shattered.

Even if Wen Qian begged him, he was not interested.

"Then I will..."

"Woooo...yue——"

Wency vomited again.

Moreover, it was the kind of look that wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit.

"Forget it, forget it, my uncle, who is worth 5 million yuan, has to stay as a free male nanny for you, it's really cheap for you!"

Lin Cheng had no choice but to stay, squatting on the ground, and kept patting her on the back to induce vomiting.

A drunk person is very dangerous, especially one like Wenxi who is so drunk that she vomits.

Once the vomit fails to spit out, it will get stuck in the neck, block the trachea, and even cause suffocation in severe cases.

At dawn the next day, people are cold.

Fortunately, Lin Cheng has learned some medical knowledge, and unlike Wen Qian who insists on drinking as soon as he enters KTV, he is a person who does not drink alcohol unless necessary.

At any time, Lin Cheng will try his best to stay awake!

After all, drink don't drive, and drive don't drink.

Once a person drinks, it is easy to make mistakes and make mistakes.

"yue—yue—"

"Spit it up, spit it up, just spit it out!"

Lin Cheng supported her with one hand, and patted her back with the other to induce vomiting.

The clothes I just bought are already stinking to the sky.

However, if you enter the room of Zhilan, you will not smell its fragrance for a long time; if you enter the room of abalone, you will not smell its smell for a long time.

After a while, Lin Cheng's nose was forcibly immune.

"Are you all right?"

"Sleep if you have nothing to do, I'm going to take a shower!"

Guessing that she should have vomited cleanly, Lin Cheng helped her into the bedroom.

Two bedrooms and one living room, the area is estimated to be a small house in the early 100s. After deducting the common share, it is a question of whether there is 90 square meters.

Lin Cheng randomly found one of the two bedrooms and helped her to bed.

The room is very small, minus the size of the bed, there is not much space.

To protect the drunken woman, Lin Cheng made her lie on her back, with her head hanging by the bed, her mouth facing the trash can, and she could vomit whenever she wanted to.

call--

"I'm so tired!"

After finishing all this, Lin Cheng wiped off his sweat, took off his clothes and went to take a shower.

"Hey?"

"I'm not Wen Qian, you've found the wrong person!"

Wen Qian picked up the phone, and immediately yelled outside, "Lin Cheng, your phone number!"

flutter!
After speaking, she lay face down on the bed again and fell asleep soundly.

"Fuck, you crazy bitch, who asked you to answer my phone?"

Hearing this, Lin Cheng put on his underpants and rushed into the bedroom.

My heart beats faster and I feel uneasy!
Don't be Song Yi, and don't be Yan Qin, everything else is fine, preferably a work-related call.

If there is a chance...

[-] open!
Seventy percent are Yan Qin and Song Yi, and thirty percent are others.

After all, most people dare not call him casually, unless it is something really important.

Lin Cheng picked up the phone, "Hello, who are you?"

Opposite: "I still want to ask who are you?"

"Whats up (fucking English version)! You call me, and you still ask who I am? What the hell are you pretending to me? Tell me, is it a rich woman in Hong Kong Island who wants to spend a lot of money to ask for a child, or do you want me to deduct 1 to resurrect Emperor Qin Shihuang?"

Lin Cheng smiled.

male!

do not know!
That's easy, just start scolding and you're done.

Anyway, it’s either a marketing agency that sells cars, houses, shops, or insurance, or it’s a fraudulent phone call about your son being in a car accident, and the rich woman in Hong Kong island spending a lot of money to ask for a child, deducting 1 to resurrect Qin Shihuang to unlock the elixir.

Opposite: "Calling you? Please find out, this is my girlfriend's number!"

"Your girlfriend's phone number?"

Lin Cheng lowered his head and glanced at his phone.

Grass!
It's Wen Qian's "Hello Motorcycle", not her pretending kidney machine.

"Who the hell are you? It's late at night. It's already six o'clock in the evening in England, and it's at least two o'clock in the morning in Yanjing time."

"Why are you with Wenxi? Why did you answer her phone? What are you doing? You, you..."

The voice on the other side became more and more urgent, as if he was suffering from asthma, and he almost couldn't catch his breath.

"Ahem, hello, I'm Wenxi's colleague. The thing is, Wenxi is drunk, so I will take her home..." Lin Cheng changed his tone and explained quickly.

Accidentally turned into a Thunder Bluff warrior, sin, sin!

"Lin - Cheng!"

Wen Qian, who was sleeping on the bed, woke up suddenly, pointed at him with blurred eyes and laughed, "Why...why don't you wear clothes? Hehehe, pervert, obscene!"

"Sister, do you still have the nerve to ask? Who did me all over just now?" Lin Cheng retorted subconsciously.

Opposite: "Beep beep beep..."

The phone hung up and the sound was cut off.

Vaguely, Lin Cheng heard the sound of raindrops falling on the green grass.

Wen Qian who woke up suddenly, just like a fake corpse, suddenly went back to sleep, sleeping very soundly.

"So you have a boyfriend!"

"But it's okay, it's gone now!"

Lin Cheng smiled very kindly, and gently covered her with the quilt.

……

The next day, after one o'clock in the afternoon.

"It hurts!"

Wen Qian rubbed her forehead, with a painful expression on her face, it was the aftereffect of hangover.

After rubbing for a while, she seemed to be tired, so she turned over and continued to sleep.

suddenly!

Wen Qian stood up abruptly, her eyes widened, and she stared blankly at the wall.

A few minutes later, she seemed to wake up, she quickly lowered her head, pulled off her collar and took a look.

call--

"It's okay, I can't drink so much next time."

Wen Qian breathed a long sigh of relief.

Swish!
She just lay back down, and in the next second she lied like a zombie opening a coffin.

"Lin Lin Lin Lin... Cheng——"

After stuttering the word "Lin" for a long time, he finally pronounced the second word "Cheng", but it was the high-pitched voice that would destroy the whole world.

"Why are you yelling so loudly?"

Lin Cheng was wearing underpants, kicked the door and barged in.

"you……"

"what--"

Wrapped in the quilt, Wen Qian backed away again and again, shrinking to the corner of the bed.

"You didn't take off your clothes, why are you shouting? You have seen my young and handsome appearance, and I didn't break my throat."

Lin Cheng put his hands on his hips.

I didn't eat in the morning, I didn't eat at noon, and I was hungry and had a well-defined six-pack abs.

"That's true!"

"But, you, you, why don't you wear clothes?"

Wen Qian blushed, but her eyes were sneaking unconsciously.

He is 1.8 meters tall, with well-defined muscular lines, coupled with his handsome and young face.

I have to admit that no woman can resist looking at such a young and strong body.

"come over!"

Lin Cheng hooked his fingers, "Don't you want to know? Come here, I'll tell you when I come here!"

"Come as soon as you come, what are you afraid of? I, Wen Qian, have lived for 18 years, and I have never been afraid of anyone!"

"yue—what's this smell? It stinks to death!"

Wen Qian lifted the quilt, but smelled a sour smell on her body, and almost vomited again.

"You smell like vomit!"

"You vomited all over yourself, and you vomited all over me, and your car, your living room, your bedroom, your trash can, it all smells like your vomit!"

Lin Cheng pointed to the trash can beside the bed, which was full of rainbow special effects.

"..."

Wen Xi was dumbfounded.

He giggled awkwardly.

(End of this chapter)