There is a total of one stone in the LPL, and I have twelve buckets exclusively

Chapter 3 03: Draw skill: Order with the left hand!

"Damn, what a fucking day!!!"

"Fuck, labor and management really want to kill him!"

In the base, Death Proclamation slammed down the computer desk, and angrily took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen.

At this moment, he really wanted to find Lu Yiming with a kitchen knife, but when he thought of his experience of squatting in the detention center for 15 days, he could only use the kitchen knife to chop down the chopping board fiercely.

Fucking dick.

The last time his death was announced, he Gank Lu Yiming offline with a knife. As soon as he arrived at the community where Lu Yiming lived, he was rushed out by a group of policemen and knocked to the ground. He was sent to a detention center and detained for 15 days.

Now it's hard to come out, even if the death declaration knows where Lu Yiming lives, he doesn't dare to go there with a knife.

"Damn it, in the future, if you encounter such a shitty day, the labor and management will be refunded in seconds!"

Death Proclamation took a deep breath and chose to quit the game.

He has nothing to do with Lu Yiming, he can't beat Lu Yiming in solo, he can't even scold him, and he can't even get into the game in offline gank.

Labor and capital can not afford to provoke or hide?

After the death announcement, he decided to hide from Lu Yiming.

Anyway, he is not the only one who hides from Lu Yiming. He is also hiding from Lu Yiming now, who was called the black shop father by Strawberry.

Thinking of this, the mood of the death announcement suddenly improved.

After all, since Lu Yiming was born, there is no one in the whole network who has not been slandered by Lu Yiming. His death declaration is just one of them.

Death announced his withdrawal from the game, and he deliberately waited for more than 10 minutes before starting to rank. When he entered the game, after seeing the message in the lower right corner, he wanted to raise his knife again to slash people.

His wild father joins the room.

Back together again, wow!
His wild father: Damn, did you quit the game just now, run away, can't the tender father take you to lie down and win?

Death Proclamation was hesitating whether to quit the game, and Lu Yiming started typing again, and Death Proclamation cursed angrily, and quickly quit the game.

Two consecutive second retreats, the punishment was severe, and the death declaration decided to take a break.

He switched to CF, and after playing CF for more than an hour, he switched back to LOL to continue ranking.

This time, in the lower right corner, there was no disturbing dog anymore. Death Proclamation hummed a ditty and chose a male gun to shoot down the road.

It's just that when he entered the loading page and saw that the mid laner ID on the opposite side was 'his big daddy', he was immediately happy:

"This bastard has changed his number again, we must not kill this bastard today!"

"Mid lane Juggernaut??? Caibi likes to play the brainless hero Juggernaut!"

Immediately after the death announcement, he moved his wrist, and he wanted to kill Lu Yiming with a male gun.

However, when he entered the game, his mentality quickly cracked.

"Draw it, don't go to the middle lane at level 1, squat me in the grass on the fucking bottom lane, what's your fucking face!"

"Mother of the day, come and catch me at level 3, are you a fucking dog?"

"It's still there, don't you want the middle route?"

"Stupid mid laner, how many times has the Juggernaut come to the bot lane, and you can't beat it!"

"What kind of damage is this shit, one hellfire and one Q, labor and capital will die??"

Looking at his black and white screen, Death Proclamation was typing on the keyboard frantically, he was fighting with the Confucianism, while he was angry at Lu Yiming in everyone's chat, and at the same time he was angry at his own family.

This stupid Lu Yiming started to target him from level 1. He didn't go to the middle lane at level 1, he squatted in the grass on the bottom lane, and teleported to the middle lane after playing his flash.

At level 3, he sprinted to the bottom road to catch him, and caught him to death. Then the dog didn't leave, and squatted directly in the triangular grass on the bottom road. Before he reached the tower, he was left with blood.

After that, Lu Yiming intensified in this shitty day, arresting him at level 6, arresting him at level 7, and arresting him at level 8!
He is dead and worthless, why come here to catch him, publish a murder book, a two-piece set of murder sword and murder, come to him to collect layers.

Fortunately, the Armor of Leviathan has been deleted now, otherwise this dude would definitely have a three-piece murderous set.

In this round of the game, the death declaration did not have the slightest gaming experience. After Lu Yiming's Juggernaut took away the death declaration with a dark fire and a Q in the middle of the game, the death declaration was completely broken.

He took a bath in the hot spring, and crazily exported Lu Yiming and his mid laner.

"Wuhu, comfortable!"

"It's still a declaration of strength!"

After the explosion at the opposite base, Lu Yiming couldn't help but smile on his face. The death declaration game contributed 237.6 negative emotions. It can be said that almost every second has negative emotions.

The emotional value of 237.6 is the highest negative emotional value obtained from a single person after Lu Yiming's rebirth. Lu Yiming estimated that if he stood in front of the death announcement, he would hack himself to death without hesitation.

"But I'm so excited about the death announcement, will the death announcement guy stop at me and hit me with a sap?"

"Shit, I have to exercise. When the time comes, I will be declared dead. If I can't beat me, I have to run!"

Lu Yiming looked at his negative emotion value of 10142.9 and felt guilty.

As we all know, death declares that this person really dared to Gank offline and came to the door with a knife.

Cutting you along the network cable is no joke.

"You can't be so provocative to declare death, next time you have to change to another wool."

Lu Yiming took a deep breath, got up and went to the toilet, and called out the system while squatting in the pit.

[Host: Lu Yiming. 】

[Hand Speed ​​(APM): 278. 】

[Reaction Speed ​​(MS): 138. 】

[Thinking calculation ability (s): 7.6. 】

[Current negative emotion value: 10142.9 (click to draw). 】

[Current positive emotion value: 63.7. 】

"Let me pay my respects to Tony."

Lu Yiming turned on the phone, Baidu posted a photo of Tony Ma, and bowed to the photo of Tony Ma:
"Tony Ma, this lottery draw is a trap. From now on, I won't charge for your game, and I will focus on prostitution!"

After paying his respects to Tony, Lu Yiming decisively clicked on the draw.

A map of the Summoner's Canyon appeared in front of Lu Yiming out of thin air. On this map, there were densely packed red dots, and each red dot had a tiny Chinese character explanation.

"This map looks familiar!"

While Lu Yiming was thinking, the red dot on the map of Summoner's Canyon moved like a marquee, accompanied by the extremely familiar BGM.

"Good guy, the BGM of the slot machine!"

Lu Yiming couldn't help giving a thumbs up. He felt that silver coins would explode under the map of Summoner's Canyon.

thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.

The marquee stopped at a red dot in the middle of the Summoner's Canyon map, and a system message popped up in the next second.

[The lottery draw is over, congratulations to the host for winning the skill: Order with the left hand! 】

[Ordering with the left hand: You can cook, but you can't let your left hand think you're cooking!

In the game, when you solo kill the opponent once and make series equipment such as Meja's Soul Stealing Scroll/Mysterious Sword/Leviathan Armor, you will enter the epiphany state.

In this state, your hand speed increases by 20%, your reaction speed increases by 20%, and your thinking and calculation ability increases by 20%. 】

"????"

Whenever I put a question mark, it's not me that has a problem, it's you that have a problem.

Seeing the skill he got, to be honest, Lu Yiming was a little confused.

He conceived countless LOL skills in his mind, such as full-picture plug-ins, stop and go backwards, unplug the network cable, etc., but he didn't expect the skills to be drawn like this.

"Ordering with the left hand, this skill is really interesting."

Lu Yiming decided to become a qualified scholar or sword holder in the future.

(End of this chapter)