There is a total of one stone in the LPL, and I have twelve buckets exclusively

Chapter 142 Chapter 140: LOL's first variety show: Canteen
In the post-match interview after the EDE team defeated the EDG team, the fans didn't feel that what Uzi said in the interview was all about my problem in C.

But Xiaogou made a public apology on the Internet shortly after the interview, and his behavior attracted countless fans.

At present, the popularity of the puppy has far surpassed that of the old thief Sima, and is called the world's number one ADC by fans.

juvenile.

There is pride and vanity.

Seeing the little dog flustered, Lu Yiming grinned:
"Puppy, fans all over the Internet are now bragging that you are the world's number one ADC."

"No, brother Lu, it's all fan bragging, I'm really not!"

Uzi quickly waved his hands to say that it was all fake and nothing to count, but the smile on his face exposed his heart.

"If you don't smile, I will believe what you say."

Lu Yiming Shrimp and Pig Heart: "Puppy, I heard that you are the world's number one ADC. What is your champion skin? I want to buy one."

"???"

"Puppy, I am a world champion at the age of 18, what about you?"

"???"

"Damn it, brother Lu, it hurts my heart!"

Uzi's smiling face collapsed in an instant, Brother Lu, should he be so worried, he has Der's champion skin.

"Pick up the strings, train hard when you're done, fame and everything is false, and the champion is king."

The fat and golden mutton skewers were sizzling with oil, Lu Yiming picked up one skewer and handed it to Uzi, and then picked up another skewer and handed it to Gao Dewei.

Today the EDE team defeated the EDG team, Lu Yiming allowed the two people who were losing weight to have a good meal in the evening.

The fitness trainer said that if he insisted on losing weight for a month, he could have an indulgent meal. Uzi took the mutton skewers, as if he had never eaten meat, and his mouth was full of oil.

Gao Dewei next to him is also poor in eating, the two seem to be reincarnated from starvation, sipping a sugar-free drink, eating deliciously.

"Satisfy!"

"It's so cool, so cool, I suddenly feel like I'm alive!"

"Oh, this kind of life is worth living."

Uzi and Gao Dewei feel that they are alive, and life should be to eat meat and drink.

This night, the two of them let go of their food. They were so stuffed that they couldn't even walk after the meal.

The next day, both Uzi and Gao Dewei were in pain, and their stomachs were particularly uncomfortable.

"Damn, I can't eat like this in the future. It's very enjoyable when I eat it, but it's too uncomfortable to hold on now."

"The stomach is really uncomfortable. I would rather be hungry in the future than be supported. It is too painful to be supported."

Gao Dewei and UZI clutched their stomachs. For the first time, they knew that holding on was far more painful than starving.

"It's as if you have never eaten. I thought your appetite was so terrible. Who knew that you were so full."

"The reincarnation of the starving ghost, you guys!"

Lu Yiming looked at the pain of the two, and didn't know what to say.

He saw the two eating wildly yesterday, he thought that these two fat people had such a big appetite, but it turned out that he had no control.

"Brother Lu, what should we do, there is still a game tonight."

Gao Dewei doesn't want to eat anything now, he doesn't even want to drink a little water.

"Ask me what I'm doing, ask the doctor!"

Lu Yiming really wanted to kick his feet alone, and he could support himself to such a degree after a dinner at night, these two fat people are also amazing.

"Exercise more to eliminate food, take some medicine, there is no big problem!"

"The older generation said that you should eat seventy percent full, so don't eat so much next time, it's not good for your health."

The doctor advised Uzi and Gao Dewei, and the two kept nodding, saying that they would definitely not eat so much next time.

Perhaps due to the impact of eating too much, in the afternoon game, Uzi and Gao Dewei did not perform very well, and the two of them made several low-level mistakes.

Gao Dewei's flash hits the wall, Uzi's EZ uses the E skill to jump face, instant sudden death and other operations.

The EDE team, which currently has a complete victory record, was defeated by the WE team, which made the old fans of 60E very excited. 60E even shouted the slogan of suppressing EDE and rushing to the finals.

"Gao Dewei and Uzi are too hot to fight. Gao Dewei can still make a low-level mistake of flashing and hitting the wall!"

"It's probably due to the impact of eating too much. I'm really in a bad state tonight."

"The operation is really hip-pushing, but if you say that the most hip-pushing operation today, it has to be Ai Loli!"

In the EDG lounge, the EDG players watching the game were chatting and complaining. Today’s games played by several teams were very abstract. Lu Yiming was watching and complaining. It was great when he saw that the top laner of the MTG team loves loli ( When MTG, Fireloli) used the top laner Annie to teleport her bear in front of the highland defense tower, Lu Yiming couldn't hold back.

Zhao Chuanxiong, Zhao Chuanxiong, you finally made this operation.

Seeing the abstraction of today's game, Lu Yiming's mind flashed. He hooked his hands to Ming Kai and whispered in his ear: "Ming Kai, shall we have a variety show?"

"what?"

Ming Kai was confused, the conspicuous old thief Sima saw Lu Yiming and Ming Kai whispering, he slowly stood up from his seat, tapped his toes and touched Ming Kai and Lu Yiming quietly.

"Sima Niu, I suggest you cover your eyes and come over here in a fair manner."

Seeing Old Thief Sima like this, Lu Yiming reached out and picked up a bottle of Coke and threw it at Old Thief Sima: "You look like this, I always feel that your IQ is the same as that of Coke!"

"What do you mean?"

The old thief Sima doesn't know, so what the hell is the Coke man?

and many more!

Damn, Lu Yiming, you bastard, labor and management are going to fight you!

Old thief Sima's eyes shot fire, Lu Yiming hooked old thief Sima: "Sima Niu, I'm going to make a variety show of League of Legends, do you want to be a guest?"

"League of Legends variety show? Yes, I definitely can!"

The old thief Sima agreed, and Lu Yiming asked the other two team members. Seeing that everyone was very interested in the variety show of League of Legends, Lu Yiming decided to create the show "Canteen" together.

EDG Official Esports Club:
Extra, extra, extra.

Watching the LPL professional team match recently, I couldn’t help but have some strange ideas in my mind, so under the leadership of the godfather, EDG created the first League of Legends variety show - "Canteen".

The video of "Canteen" has been uploaded to station B, play more forums, or click the link below to watch it.

Welcome LPL fans to watch the first episode of the League of Legends variety show, the dining room canteen, the food is even more delicious!
A week later, Weibo of EDG's official e-club released the first recorded episode of "Canteen". Many EDG fans were a little confused when they saw EDG's official Weibo.

"League of Legends variety show? What the hell is this, a variety show from Happy Camp?"

"League of Legends can also do variety shows? What are you doing, I have to criticize!"

"It was created and produced under the leadership of the godfather? Hey, based on what I know about the godfather, I don't think there's anything good to say about this variety show."

"Canteen, canteen, is it more delicious when paired with rice? Could it be that after seeing the canteen, the food will be more delicious?"

EDG fans couldn't understand EDG's variety show "Canteen". Many fans clicked on the link to watch "Canteen" out of curiosity.

"Hello, everyone, welcome to the first episode of the canteen. I am GodFather, the mid laner of EDG."

"I'm EDG's jungler Claire Spicy Dance."

Click on the dining hall, and the first thing that appears in front of everyone is Nakano from EDG. These two people are sitting on single sofas on both sides. There is an oversized sofa between them. Screen.

On the coffee table, there is an EDG team logo and the LOGO of the canteen. At first glance, this picture is kind of crazy.

"In the past few days, my appetite has not been very good, and nothing I eat is very delicious. I always feel that there is something wrong with eating."

Lu Yiming, who was sitting on the left, was the first to speak. He seemed to be talking about a cross talk, holding a folding fan in his hand and tapping on his palm lightly.

"Then why don't you order some snacks? Why, no good snacks recently?"

Ming Kai, who was sitting on the right, shook his head slightly, and Lu Yiming shook his head slightly: "Oh, what you said makes sense, recently, I really found a lot of dishes that go well with meals.

Adhering to the principle that you are my good brother, I will share it with you today. "

"If you want to say that the most embarrassing thing in this League of Legends is that Flash hits the wall, the more embarrassing thing than Flash hitting the wall is that you are discovered by everyone!"

As Lu Yiming spoke, he took out his mobile phone and pretended to make a call: "Hey, Gao Dewei, have you eaten yet? We're going to eat outside now. The food is delicious. You haven't eaten yet?
Then let's have dinner together!

Oh, you are with Uzi, okay, you can call Uzi over and have dinner together! "

Lu Yiming hung up the phone and said to Ming Kai: "No hurry, no hurry, let's wait for Gao Dewei and Uzi to come, and I will share it with you."

As soon as Lu Yiming finished speaking, Gao Dewei and Uzi walked into the camera from outside the screen. They sat on the sofa, looked at the tea table and asked, "Where is the food? Didn't you say that you are eating? Where did the food go?"

"No hurry, no hurry, serve it to you now!"

The camera switched to the big screen behind, and Lu Yiming's voice came: "A week ago, the EDE team was defeated by the WE team to end the winning streak. Gao Dewei, can you see if this next meal suits your taste?"

The scene of Gao Dewei's flash hitting the wall is being played on the big screen. This is Gao Dewei's first perspective. Because Gao Dewei's flash hit the wall, he lost the game in the mid-term team battle.

However, this is not the most embarrassing thing. The most embarrassing thing is that after Gao Dewei's flash hit the wall, EDE's jungler Mala Xiangguo pinned a few question marks on Gao Dewei's flash, and at the same time tapped Gao Dewei's flash twice.

Seeing this scene in "Dining Hall", the audience burst out laughing.

"Fuck, hahahaha, what the hell is this, whipping corpses in public?"

"It's so fucking coquettish, call Gao Dewei over, and show Gao Dewei the operation of flashing into the wall!"

"6666, I thought what the canteen was, it's so beautiful, only the godfather dared to do it like this!"

"The canteen canteen, it tastes even better with the rice, not to mention, I have to show off a big bowl today no matter what!"

"I love this show. By the way, will EDG be reported for doing this?"

The audience posted barrages to express their opinions, and on the big screen, after Gao Dewei's flashing hit the wall was played, other people's flashes hitting the wall began to play.

These include WE's former mid laner Ruofeng, OGN's broiler, IG's former top laner PDD, etc.

The operation of flashing into the wall, many players have made this mistake, and now many players are very happy to see the scene of professional players flashing into the wall in "Canteen".

It turns out that they still have something in common with professional players.

"Gao Dewei, can you tell me what you thought at the time?"

Lu Yiming handed the microphone to Gao Dewei, Gao Dewei rolled his eyes and coughed twice while holding the microphone, and then handed it back to Lu Yiming.

What can he say, let himself make a speech after flashing a mistake in hitting the wall?
"You may not understand the language of our Gao Dewei family, let me translate what Gao Dewei said.

What Gao Dewei means is that the opposite is Gao Desu, and everyone is from the Gao De family. Send a flash to express the friendly relationship between the two parties. "

"I didn't say that, I just made a mistake, a simple mistake!"

Seeing Lu Yiming talking nonsense, Gao Dewei immediately grabbed the microphone, and the audience watching the canteen laughed loudly. Lu Yiming is just sprinkling salt on his scars, how cheap!
Flash hitting the wall was the first appetizer in the cafeteria. After flash hitting the wall, a summary of Uzi's mistakes appeared on the big screen.

For example, in the game a few days ago, in a team battle, he suddenly manipulated EZ to use the E skill to jump face, and was instantly killed by the opponent.

Another example is when Royal Family played SKT T3 in the S1 season last year. The same team battle was played well.

"Uzi, it is rumored that you can't walk when you see enemies with residual blood. Is it true or not?"

Lu Yiming handed the microphone to Uzi, who took a deep breath and shook his head: "Rumor, it's a rumor, it's definitely not true."

"Then why do you want to flash the one chasing the remaining blood, and you can't hit the one closest to you?"

Lu Yiming pointed to the big screen. At this moment, several game clips appeared on the big screen. Uzi was killed because of chasing the bloody hero on the opposite side.

"Emm"

Uzi didn't know how to say it immediately, chasing and killing bloody heroes is the instinct of a LOL player.

"Uzi, a fan submitted an article saying that your team battles are always 10 seconds of team battles, 9 seconds of moving, and 1 second of sudden death. He also said that you always want to hit all the output on the opponent's output when you are in a team. It causes your own attention to be on the opposite C position, which will put you in a very dangerous position.

This fan suggested that you give priority to the hero closest to you in a group, do you agree with what he said? "

When Lu Yiming asked, Uzi opened his mouth, but before he could speak, the highlights of Uzi's group fights and being defeated appeared on the big screen.

"Holy shit, bamboo shoots, take the bamboo shoots!"

"Fortunately, it's a variety show produced internally by EDG. If someone else engages in this, they will definitely be reported."

"Playing the highlights of the puppy being caught in front of the puppy, the effect of this program is full!"

"Hahaha, damn it, this is a public execution. I feel that the puppy will be beaten like this in the future, and I will probably think of this scene!"

LOL players watched Uzi being instantly killed on the big screen, and laughed happily. The godfather of EDG is too ruthless, he is so ruthless to his own people.

"The fan you're talking about is yourself!"

Facing Lu Yiming's question, Uzi asked back, Lu Yiming has said several times about his problem of moving in a group and chasing residual blood.

But every time he fights in a group and chases the residual blood, he can't control himself and wants to kill the residual blood hero, or rely on the operation to cut the double C on the opposite side to death.

Uzi knows that this style of play is wrong. As an ADC, the first consideration is to survive and continue to output.

The danger factor for him to cut the double C on the opposite side is too high, too D-bo, and he will be instantly killed by the opponent's face if he is not careful.

"This fan is not me, but tulle yours is me!"

As soon as Lu Yiming opened his mouth, a video clip of Lu Yiming's tulle Uzi appeared on the big screen.

Watching the video clip on the big screen, Uzi immediately covered his face, good guy, he was really killed this time.

"Easy to kill, easy to kill!"

"Tulle Uzi, hahaha, God Lu is really tulle this time!"

"The god of cowhide Lu, stick to your face!"

The audience laughed to death. The way Uzi covered his face now, combined with the video clips on the big screen, was so entertaining.

After rushing to the Uzi, Lu Yiming began to rush to other people in EDG. At the end of the canteen, Lu Yiming selected the last five LPL Dade moves!

Among them, Annie's bear operation on MTG's top laner Love Lolita is really great, and it's at the top of the list.

"Crooked day, LPL's five major Dade operations, Dade said it was very dry!"

"Pfft, Dade's operation, hahahaha, Dade: I have nothing against you, why did you humiliate me!"

"Dade award and Dade operation, I now suggest that OGN's Dade retire immediately to avoid being humiliated!"

A Dade operation directly made the LPL audience burst into laughter, and ended in the canteen. The LOL audience expressed that they were looking forward to the next episode of the canteen. EDG will invite those guests to come face-to-face and play highlights of their mistakes.

"Canteen" brought the mistakes of LPL professional players to the bright side. After EDG released the first episode of "Canteen", LOL players showed great interest and interest in the show "Canteen" which confronts the public. like.

They had never seen such a show that dared to say anything and asked questions directly in front of the parties involved. The LOL variety show "Canteen" immediately appeared on Weibo's hot search.

"Gao Dewei, I feel like the two of us have been publicly executed!"

Watching the popularity of "Canteen" skyrocket, Uzi couldn't help whispering in Gao Dewei's ear, and Gao Dewei showed sympathy on his face: "Puppy, after the canteen is broadcast, when playing games in the future, there will definitely be Lots of people will stare at you for teamfights.

If you fight for 10 seconds, move in 9 seconds, and die suddenly in 1 second, you will probably be sprayed by players. "

"Gao Dewei, why do I feel that Brother Lu's canteen is aimed at me!"

Uzi felt that the canteen built by Lu Yiming was aimed at him. He didn't listen to Lu Yiming's words, and always wanted to cut the back row when he was in a group, so Lu Yiming set up a canteen to execute in public.

"You? You have a big face?"

Gao Dewei shrugged: "I think Brother Lu's move is aimed at the entire LPL professional players, good guy, once the cafeteria is out, everyone in the LPL professional players will be in danger in the future, do you think everyone will not dare to operate because of mistakes in the future? .”

Mala Xiangguo, who was eavesdropping on the conversation between the two, said, "How is this possible, the audience just took it as a joke at most, just laughed it off.

But if he fell ill and made continuous mistakes that shouldn't be made, he would probably be sprayed. "

"Don't worry, don't worry, just do what you need to do, and just don't get sick."

As a representative of a reckless man, Mala Xiangguo will not change his style of play because of the existence of a canteen.

LPL audiences are not fools, they can tell whether you really did not succeed in the operation and made mistakes, or whether you made continuous mistakes because of a simple illness.

Should you operate, should you be reckless, afraid of an egg?

What kind of professional player is afraid of this? Isn't a mistake just like getting sprayed? What a big deal!
(End of this chapter)