wind and rain scissors shop

Chapter 36-36.
Sai Diaochan sneered: "Didn't Kang Zhi County ask me to rehearse a new play for the prefect of the dog? I will make a big fuss about the new play so that I can assassinate the prefect of the dog."

An actor dressed as an old dan asked: "How do we assassinate the dog prefect on the stage? I heard that the dog prefect is very skilled in martial arts. If we don't get close to him, we will be taken down by him and his guards."

Sai Diaochan narrowed his almond eyes: "In ancient times, there was an ambush from ten sides and a thousand arrows piercing the heart. Today, I set up ten thousand sharp knives on this stage. During the performance, I cut the rope of the sharp knives and stabbed the sharp knives straight into the heart of the dog magistrate." .”

"However, if you use a sword, the intention is too obvious. Don't say that Kangzhi County will not agree, even if he agrees, the dog magistrate and his subordinates will be vigilant and take precautions in advance. It is even more difficult for us to succeed."

"The blades I use are not knives and swords."

The actors asked one after another, "What is that?"

Sai Diaochan opened her red lips slightly: "Scissors. The stage is full of scissors commonly used by ordinary people. The blades of the scissors are relatively short, and it is difficult to kill people at a long distance. Even if we set up a large number of scissors, the prefect of the dog will only think It's for the stage effect, it shouldn't have occurred to us to stab him with scissors."

"That's a good idea. We can kick the scissors and shoot at the prefect. But the scissors will only scratch him, not kill him."

"We put poison on the scissors, as long as we scratch him, it will kill him." Sai Diaochan said the most cruel words in a soft voice.

A samurai clenched his fist palm: "That's it. But, based on the stage effect, how many scissors do we need to prepare?"

Sai Diaochan frowned: "At least 1000! Also, make sure that the blades of the scissors are sharp, and it will also help us assassinate that dog magistrate."

Lao Dan was worried: "It is not difficult to buy more than 1000 pairs of scissors. The key is that good scissors with sharp edges are not easy to buy."

Seeing Tian Erya looking around in the corridor, Sai Diaochan quickly waved her hands: "Someone is here, let's discuss later."

"Squad leader, that person came here before and asked Liu for money with an IOU."

Da Liu laughed loudly: "Yes, it says 'I owe you ten taels of silver', signed by a fool. This is the first time I have seen such a fool."

Everyone followed suit and laughed happily.

Sai Diaochan was angry: "That country girl is illiterate, she is being teased by others, you make fun of it endlessly. Don't forget that we also come from a hard life, if the master didn't take us in and teach us how to read, we would be just like her."

All the actors lowered their heads.

Sai Diaochan saw Tian Erya standing there with her head bowed and hesitating, knowing she was embarrassed, she was embarrassed to step forward, and walked over: "Are you here to find my troupe?"

Tian Erya was very pleasantly surprised when she saw her raise her head, her anxiety and anxiety were swept away, she held the snack in her hand and raised it up: "Yes, I came here specially to thank you for helping me out last time."

Sai Diaochan took a look: "What's inside?"

Tian Erya hastily opened it: "This is the fruit I specially left for you, ah! It's broken." She picked the best one from the fruits that Wu Xiangrong dropped and kept it quietly, and gave the rest to her family.She watched the carefully selected fruits turn ugly, and her disappointment was beyond words.

Sai Diaochan picked up a piece and put it in his mouth: "It's delicious, thank you."

Tian Erya's heart was warm, and she mustered up her courage: "Master, I know that you have seen countless good things, and these fruits can't catch your eyes, but this is already the best thing I have brought out, I think Send it to you as a token of my thanks."

"What happened last time is not worth mentioning, so don't take it to heart." Sai Diaochan waved, "Da Liu, bring the scar cream."

Da Liu brought over the scar cream: "Leader, what do you want him to do?"

Sai Diaochan opened the scar removal ointment, wiped some out, took Tian Erya's hand, and applied it evenly on the wound healing area: "This scar removal ointment is very effective. If you are like me, apply some morning and night, and the scar will be very fast. can be removed.”

Tian Erya saw that she was putting the scar-removing ointment on herself again, and hurriedly withdrew her hand: "Master, there is no need, I am a blacksmith every day, and injuries are common, and I don't perform on stage like you and deal with people. This precious scar-removing cream It's a waste to give me scar cream, so keep it!"

Sai Diaochan forced the scar removal cream into her hand: "Since you are often injured, this scar removal cream must be reserved for you. How can you, a girl, do such heavy work as blacksmithing?"

"My elder brother and my father are blacksmiths, and I have worked with them since I was a child. Now that the family has fled here, there is no land at home, and they only have blacksmithing skills. This is the only way to make a living. Naturally, I have to follow blacksmithing every day."

Sai Diaochan was thoughtful: "Erya, I remember your name is Erya, right?"

"Yes, my name is Tian Erya, you really have a good memory."

Sai Diaochan smiled: "Erya, since you have been a blacksmith since you were young, you should know where the scissors are the best?"

"Hmm. Do you want to buy scissors?"

"Yes. Can you recommend it for me?"

Tian Erya was very happy: "Of course, the scissors sold in Longshunhe's store are very good, with sharp edges, and they won't crumble or curl when used."

"I want to buy 1000 pairs of scissors, can you choose them for me first?"

Tian Erya was particularly surprised: "One thousand? What do you need so many scissors for?"

Sai Diaochan smiled: "For the sake of stage effect. I want to rehearse a special opera. I originally planned to use bows and arrows or knives, but firstly, the cost is too high, and secondly, it is difficult to find so many weapons to alert the government. .So, I decided to use scissors. We don’t know whether scissors are good or bad. We just want scissors with sharper blades that look shiny. Can you buy them for me?”

"Sure!" Tian Erya slapped her head, "Have you considered using bamboo? It looks like a knife when it's sharpened."

Sai Diaochan shook his head: "We don't have much time for rehearsal, and we don't have so much energy to spend on cutting bamboo. Besides, bamboo doesn't have so much luster and sharp blades. I want a stage where people feel panic when they see it. Seep."

Looking at her beautiful face, Tian Erya showed a very uncompromising expression, and a word came out of her heart, 'the most ruthless is the heart of a beauty', and she couldn't help shrinking her neck: "What kind of stage effect is this? It's terrible."

"In "The General of the Yang Family", Yang Zongbao was killed by an arrow on the battlefield of conquering Xixia. Xixia."

"Oh, I don't understand, but I can help you buy scissors. If the scissors you buy are not up to standard, I will also sharpen them for you."

Sai Diaochan laughed: "Didn't you say that Long Shunhe's scissors have sharp edges and the best quality? Does his scissors also need post-processing?"

"Of course not." A male voice came, and Zheng Yuanfei, the third young master of the Zheng family, strenuously walked over accompanied by the owner of the restaurant, "Boss Sai, my Long Shunhe scissors are the best. If you want to use them, I can give you a few. you."

Sai Diaochan raised her eyebrows: "The scissors I need to use are not few."

"Oh?"

Tian Erya said, "Third Young Master, Boss Sai wants to buy 1000 pairs of scissors."

(End of this chapter)