Quite explosive!Boss, she started fortune telling again

Chapter 71 Not One Family, No One Door

Chapter 71 Not a family, do not enter a family
As soon as Du Ziteng cried, worried netizens in the live broadcast room immediately ran out to "dispel the rumors".

[Remind everyone again, don't be fooled.He was married before, and wrote songs for his ex-girlfriend, and sang and cried at the concert]

【He cries because he loves to cry by nature】

【If you put it this way, this guy with a big belly really cares about the whole person】

[Will you catch the horse very much?Before he quit the circle, he often wrote late at night to miss his ex-girlfriend. His wife was unhappy and divorced him, so he began to write small essays every day and miss his wife late at night]

【This is hard for me to comment】

After Du Ziteng cried for dozens of seconds, he took out a few pieces of paper to wipe away his tears, and then said:
"Actually, I didn't dream of anything special. In the dream, my wife asked me to buy cosmetics for her every night."

Having said this, Du Ziteng sobbed a few times.

"Damn me, she was married to me for 20 years, until she died of cancer, I didn't even buy her a lipstick. Now she asks me to buy her cosmetics in a dream, I don't know if she is still blaming me ?”

[Speaking of which, I am really happy.No matter what the festival is, my boyfriend will buy me some small gifts, even Ching Ming Festival, lipstick and perfume, etc. I have piled up a big table, but I still despise him every day. I will treat him better in the future 】

[Sister upstairs, you are really lucky, unlike me, we have been talking for three years, and even have a meal of Malatang]

[Sure enough, all men are like this, only when they are completely lost can they know how to cherish, what they can't get is always the best]

Sang Luo looked down at the hexagram, and couldn't help laughing, "You think too much, your wife asked you to buy cosmetics because she has a new boyfriend in the underworld."

After Du Ziteng finished listening, his sad and melancholy expression suddenly became serious. He sat up straight and put his hands on the table.

Asked suspiciously: "I have a boyfriend in the underworld, how is this possible? When a person dies and goes to the underworld, shouldn't he cross the Naihe bridge, drink Mengpo soup, and then go to reincarnation?"

"How can she still talk about her boyfriend in the underworld?"

Sang Luo explained with a smile: "It's true that people have to drink Mengpo soup to reincarnate after death, but have you ever thought about what is the birth rate of newborns in today's society? What is the death rate?"

"The underworld can only enter but cannot exit. Give them some fetuses of mosquitoes and flies, but they refuse to vote. If they stick to the underworld and line up, they will be reincarnated into human fetuses."

"Your wife will have to wait another 100 years before she can be conceived. If she gets bored during this period, wouldn't it be normal to have a relationship?"

[Is even the underworld already so convoluted now? 】

[The master is still conservative. According to the current birth rate in this society, if we continue to develop, it is estimated that it is possible for the wife of the big belly brother to wait for another 200 years]

[Why don't you vote for mosquitoes?After I die, I will throw mosquitoes and suck your blood fiercely, and I like to see how you hate me and can't kill me]

[It’s the first time I’ve heard this statement, and it’s quite interesting.No wonder more and more people, animals will gradually become extinct]

【In other words, do those extinct animals have already been reincarnated into human wombs? 】

Sang Luo nodded, "That's right, in fact, there is a quota for the number of creatures in the world. If there are more people, other animals will decrease. If there are fewer people, nature will give birth to new creatures."

Netizens in the live broadcast room were all attracted by the fact that Sang Luo said that the underworld had to wait in line for reincarnation, and they completely forgot about the resentful Du Ziteng in front of the screen.

Du Ziteng panted heavily through his nostrils, frowned, and slapped the table.

"Impossible! My wife loves me very much. It is impossible for her to change her mind and fall in love with other men. When I first married her, I always wrote songs to my ex-girlfriend, and she forgave me time and time again. .”

"She loves me so much, how could she fall in love with other men so easily?"

【You are so funny, I was hurt so deeply by you when I was alive, and I can’t find a new love when I’m dead】

[The co-author should only love you forever? 】

[I didn't cherish others when they were alive, and now I'm questioning why others have empathized? 】

[People often wake up in a flash. After your wife dies, you suddenly see through it.]

Sang Luo couldn't help shaking her head as she watched the netizens in the live broadcast room think about Du Ziteng's wife finding another new love in the underworld after her death.

"It's not what you think. In fact, his wife has always been quite open."

Du Ziteng was a little puzzled, "Master, why does my wife always look good?"

Sang Luo smiled, looked into Du Ziteng's eyes and asked back: "Do you think your wife can forgive you again and again, is it really because she loves you to the extreme?"

"Is not it?"

"No, it's because she doesn't care at all. That's why she can tolerate you showing love to your ex-girlfriend again and again."

"What?" Du Ziteng's face became very ugly.

【The content is extremely comfortable】

[I just heard that his wife tolerated him showing love to his ex-girlfriend in the marriage, and I was quite aggrieved. Now that I know the truth, I just want to say: It’s not that the family does not enter the family]

"Before your wife married you, she actually had a boyfriend who loved each other very much. They were going to get married, but your wife's parents disagreed, thinking that her ex-boyfriend's financial conditions were too poor."

"After she broke up, she had lost all hope of marriage and relationships. She felt that no matter who she was, she happened to meet you at that time, and you were popular at that time."

"Her parents happily agreed to your marriage, but she never forgot that ex-boyfriend."

Du Ziteng gritted his teeth. He didn't want to believe that the woman who stayed at home every day waiting for him to come home actually had other men in her heart.

For so many years, he always thought that his wife loved him very much.

"No! What you said is still wrong. I know her ex-boyfriend, but how many years has it been? Not long after she met me, she forgot about her ex-boyfriend. "

"As for what you said, she doesn't care about me at all, and it doesn't make sense. If she really doesn't care about me, how could she be very angry and divorce me after she showed her love to my ex-girlfriend at the concert and cried ?”

Sang Luo continued to explain.

"That's because her ex-boyfriend saw your behavior at the concert and knew that you were treating her badly. So, she contacted her again. She asked you for a divorce because she wanted to be with her ex-boyfriend."

"However, her parents beat each other on this matter again. However, some time ago, her ex-boyfriend also died in a car accident, and they met again in the underworld."

"She asked you for cosmetics because... her ex-boyfriend's face was too ugly after being bumped, and she wanted to help him put on makeup to cover it up."

After Du Ziteng heard it, he threw the water glass on the table to the ground and swears a few times.

(End of this chapter)

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