All seven uncles dote on me, and the koi will be rewarded by fortune-telling

If this is the case again, Lu Yanli explained again and again in despair:
"I was really infertile before, and I didn't have that function at all. I told you many times that even if I couldn't control it, nothing would happen. And since I was cured, I never went out to fool around again. , so many beautiful sisters and sisters came to me, I couldn't help it, I was almost overwhelmed, I never went out again..."

Seeing that Lu's mother was still skeptical, he gritted his teeth, "If you don't believe me, ask Mengmeng! She knows that I have a problem. If you don't believe me, you should always trust her? Mengmeng won't lie."

"That's right," said the little girl in Lu's mother's arms, "I won't lie."

"Really? Mengmeng,"

Mother Lu still didn't believe it, and still felt that this was an excuse Lu Yanli came up with for messing around. The whole family was in good health, so why did Lu Yanli have this problem, "Your little uncle is really sick?"

"Fake, he didn't." Little Loli shook her head.

Lu's mother opened her angry eyes and said to Lu Yan:

"Look, I told you that you lied to us, what else do you have to say now!"

Lu Yanli was also very surprised, and it was hard to argue: "I..."

Lu's mother: "The reports you showed us before are also fake, right? Don't think that your father and I don't know, you have a very good friend since you were a child, and now you are a doctor in the hospital. You two run away every day when you have nothing to do Going out to drink and pick up girls, for convenience, he also issued a fake infertility certificate for himself to deal with the family, his parents have told us, and let us be vigilant against you, so that we must not be deceived by you gone."

"No, Mom." Lu Yanli didn't expect this to happen in the middle. No wonder he explained it again and again, and his mouth was about to die. They still didn't believe it. He felt so wronged.
"He copied me. He was a fake. I inspired him. I am really infertile."

Lu Yanli didn't know what to say, so he looked at Mengmeng again, "Master, that's not what you said before, didn't you say that I have a problem? Why are you saying that I'm not sick now?"

"I'm not sick,"

Before Lu Yanli took a deep breath and wondered if there was something wrong with his memory, she said again: "You used to be sick and couldn't give birth to a baby, but now it has been cured, and you are no longer sick."

"..."

Lu Yanli hurriedly said: "Look, Mom, I told you that I have a problem, now you believe me, right?"

Mother Lu: "..."

Then he said to Mengmeng earnestly: "Master, can you stop panting when you speak next time? It's easy to kill people."

"Really?" Mengmeng was thoughtful.

Lu Yanli still had lingering fears when he thought that he was almost sentenced to death, "Yes, it's really fatal."

Seeing this, the little girl nodded seriously, "Okay, I will change it."

Before Lu Yanli asked her how to change it, she got up and ran towards Lu Yanshi who was not far away, still shouting:

"Dad, Dad, sign up for me! The little uncle told me not to breathe, saying that it would kill him. I want to learn to speak without breathing."

"No!" Lu Yanli's complexion changed, and he chased after him, "That's not what I meant! I didn't tell you not to breathe!!"

In the end, although it was confirmed that Lu Yanli had been infertile before, and the misunderstanding was cleared up, he was soon accused of murdering his little niece and not letting her speak and breathe.

Fortunately, Lu's mother and Lu's father were both present at the time, knowing that it was a misunderstanding, but Lu Yanli was not allowed to recite it for long, but Lu Yanli was not allowed to have more contact with Mengmeng, lest he teach Mengmeng badly.

Now I can teach Mengmeng to speak without panting, and next time I can teach Mengmeng to kill.

Lu Yanli: "..."

The angry Lu Yanli hugged Mengmeng, the culprit, and rubbed it. After all, he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't scold him, otherwise his parents would have to fight him desperately.

That fat and soft little face is so easy to pinch, like a jelly, QQ bounces, I can't put it down.

He kneaded for too long, and Mengmeng was a little scared. She always felt that her face was going to be wiped off, so she quickly comforted him: "Little uncle, don't be angry, I don't need you to teach me, I will kill myself, or I will kill you." One for you to see?"

Lu Yanli: "..."

Lu Yanli was so frightened that he quickly threw her away, otherwise Lu's father and mother would hear her and say that he taught her.

After throwing it away, I realized what Mengmeng said just now.

She said she would kill.

I have to kill him to see!
"!!!!!!!!!"

"Brother! Big brother." When Lu Yanli hurried to find Lu Yan, he saw the butler was there, and it was hard to talk about it. He paused for a moment about the murder, and then stopped talking, "Hurry up and report Mengmeng to a class. I seriously doubt her Sociopathic, she's not normal."

Which child would say so calmly that he can kill and will kill.

Thinking of Mengmeng's ability, Lu Yanli didn't even dare to ask her if she had ever killed anyone.

Lu Yanshi glanced at the little loli who was obediently sitting on the sofa watching cartoons, with her calves raised from time to time, blinking her eyes, and then at him who was disheveled, gasping for breath, and looking crazy.

She pursed her thin lips tightly, and after a moment of silence, she looked at him and said:

"Are you stressed out at home?"

"What?" Lu Yanli didn't react.

The butler couldn't help but said:

"Eldest young master means that second young master, you look more abnormal, more anti-social, and need to report to work."

Lu Yanli: "..."

"No, brother, you trust me,"

Lu Yanli pulled Lu Yanshi aside, and after making sure that the housekeeper couldn't hear him, he solemnly whispered, "I chatted with Mengmeng just now, and almost scared me to death. Do you know what she said? She said she would Murder, and said it in a very flat tone, do you think she has some personality problems? Will she not become a dangerous person in the future?"

Lu Yanshi had no experience in raising children, so she didn't know if it was a problem. After pondering for a while, she said lightly:

"What's the hurry, let's talk about it after she kills her, isn't she still killed?"

Lu Yanli: "??"

Seeing that his brother didn't get in, and was even ready to clean up the mess, the corners of Lu Yanli's mouth twitched, so he had no choice but to face the risk of being scolded, and turned to look for Lu's mother.

Sure enough, when Mother Lu heard the words, she immediately became angry, "What did I say before, to keep you from getting in touch with Mengmeng, did you really teach her to kill people?"

"I didn't teach it," Lu Yanli said bitterly, "she said it herself."

"How could Mengmeng say such horrible things." Mother Lu made it clear that she didn't believe it.

"She did."

After suffering from infertility, Lu's mother was still willing to believe in Lu Yanli, and only said, "You must be the one who brought her down."

"..."

"Don't worry about who broke it, just say what to do now,"

Lu Yanli spread out his hands, and said, "Should I just leave it alone and pretend I didn't hear it, or take care of it?"

"Have you asked your brother? What does your brother think?" When mother Lu thought of Lu Yan, the boss always had ideas.