Haidonghang

The cool breeze has faith, and the autumn moon is boundless. Thanks to my pampered mood, the days are like years. Although I am not elegant and suave, I have my broad mind and strong arms!
That's right, I am me, different fireworks, I am your favorite Li Fangyuan.

Yesterday, I told you Zhu Di’s story. Of course, I didn’t finish it. You know me. Storytelling is second, and being funny is serious.

Due to the limited space, I will not tell you the story of Zhu Di today, but I will tell you the story of me fighting a salesman with wisdom.

This story happened on a dark night, when a strange phone ringing broke the tranquility of the night.

"Sir, hello, I'm Peiyou English, what's your name, sir?" As soon as I connected the phone, the other party's sweet voice came out of the phone.

"You called yourself, you don't know how to call it?" I said coldly.

"Oh, it's like this sir, we made a random call." The girl explained.

"That's it, then you remember it well, my surname is Fen, what's the matter?"

"Mr. Fen, right? Nice to meet you..."

"Don't be too happy too early." Before the girl finished speaking, I interrupted her.

"...Okay." The girl was stunned for a moment, "Mr. Fen, can I waste a minute or two of your time to do a questionnaire of about 2 minutes?" Maybe it was because I made things difficult for her and she felt at a loss for a while. The foreword does not match the afterword.

"What? Do a 2-minute questionnaire every 5 minutes, Miss is really a genius! Please enlighten me."

"I'm sorry, sir, it was my slip of the tongue." She hastily apologized.

"No, no, no... How could you be embarrassed? You have already called me on your own initiative, so you should be very embarrassed." I joked.

The other party fell silent after hearing my words.

"Okay, if you have any questions, you can ask, I will definitely cooperate with you." Afraid that she would hang up the phone because of this, I continued.

"...Okay, thank you sir. How old are you this year?" After a pause for a second, the other party asked.

"you guess."

"Excuse me, sir, if you don't want to answer..." It was obvious that she couldn't stand me.

"No, no, little girl Liang, I didn't mean that. In fact, I'm a disabled person. People around me look down on me, and they don't want to chat with me. Do you know how... how lonely I am... after all... You... called... the phone... I just want to... chat with you..." I said while pretending to choke up.

"Sorry..." Obviously, the girl didn't know what to say anymore.

"No, the one who should say I'm sorry...it should be me, actually...I just want to delay for a while, let you chat with me for a while, actually, I'm 30 this year..."

"Uncle, don't be sad. In fact, disability is not a big deal. You have to have confidence in life. I believe that God is fair to everyone. You will have a bright future." The girl comforted.

"Thank you, sister, you are really a good person, well, if you have any questions, please continue to ask, uncle, I will know everything without saying anything."

"Okay, thank you uncle. Uncle, have you ever studied English?" the girl continued to ask.

"Yes, of course. Because of an unexpected matter which requires fluent English, I am obliged to learn the language. (of course learned. Because of an unexpected matter which requires fluent English, I have to learn this language .)” I deliberately said a lot of English.

"Uncle, what did you just say?" The girl was confused by my long string of English.

"English? What's the matter, you don't understand?"

"Yeah, my English is not good, can you speak Chinese?" the girl said with a little embarrassment.

"No way, aren't you from an English training institution? You don't even know English?" I pretended to be surprised.

"I'm just doing market research, not a teacher," she explained.

"Anyone who does market research needs to be able to speak English. Think about it. If you do market research, if others know that you don't know English, they will doubt the quality of your institution's teaching."

"If you doubt the teaching quality of your institution, you will not send your children to study in your institution. If you don't send your children to study in your institution, your institution will not make money. If you cannot make money, your company will go bankrupt. Once the company goes bankrupt, you will Unemployment. You see, how terrible it is not to be able to speak English.

"So, you should learn English well while you are young. You must listen to uncle's advice, read more books, read more newspapers, read less snacks, and sleep more."

"By the way. I have some English information books here. I can sell them to you at a lower price. I used to work in a bookstore."

"Later, the boss ran away with my sister-in-law, so I sold the books in the store. If I buy it now, I don't need 998, and I don't need 98. As long as the breaking price is only [-] yuan, you can't buy it for [-] yuan. You can't buy it and you can't be fooled. Nine eight, full of materials to take home. It can be both meme and papa.”

"You must be surprised. It's so cheap that it can't be a fake. I will issue four in the name of the people, of course not. If you still don't believe it, I can issue five."

"Then the question is, why is it so cheap? Because we sell directly from the factory, eliminating intermediate links, and giving the greatest benefits to consumers. There are no middlemen to make the difference."

"The pace of our sales promotion is like chewing on Xuan Mai, and we can't stop at all."

"Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Then this baby's book, you definitely deserve it. Read your own book, let others have no snacks to read, baby's book, let your enemies Crackling."

"Wait, now the first ten audience friends who call in, we will also present Hearts and Arrows diamond-encrusted kitchen knife - Rolls Milk. Rolls Milk, Rolls Royce among kitchen knives, designed by famous Italian designers, Switzerland The sapphire knife surface, the South African large rhinestone, the international superstar Sister Feng’s family endorsement, enjoy the glory and show the luxury.”

"Is this my Rolls milk? No! This is your Rolls milk. Act now. Our hotline is 2525425."

"Hahaha... Uncle, you are really humorous." On the other end of the phone, the girl was rocking back and forth with a smile.

"Look at what you said, I'm not humorous, I'm really quite humorous."

"Okay, uncle, stop making trouble, let's get back to the topic. Let me ask you another question. Have you ever attended a training institution?" The girl stopped laughing.

"you guess."

"Uncle, don't make trouble, okay, I'm working now, if we want to chat, let's talk later, shall we?" She said word by word.

"Let's talk later... Okay, I've turned back, let's continue talking."

"...Are you kidding me..." Her tone became cold.

"Guess." I still said that.

"CNM." The girl couldn't help cursing fiercely, then hung up the phone.

Well, that’s all for my story, and I’ll share Zhu Di’s story with you tomorrow.