Haidonghang

Chapter 33 Lee's North Korea ([-])
Hahaha, all you cuties, your Brother Fangyuan is back again.

You have seen the portrait of brother, have you asked if you are handsome?

What, not handsome?Who said it, come on, pull me out and kill me.

This is handsome, you have to compare it, you compare my portrait with the portrait of Zhu Yuanzhang and Obama, and you will know how handsome I am.

I am not only handsome, but also handsome.

By the way, it’s okay to see, boys must not fall in love with me, girls, you can do whatever you want.

Hey, why did God give me such a beautiful skin, which made me want to support the industry in my hometown?

What, what industry are you asking?I don't know if you have heard of the "Four Great Magic in Asia"?
What, you haven't even heard of the "Four Asian Sorcery", then you are really ignorant.

Come on, listen to brother Fangyuan's words, go back and read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

The so-called four major magic arts in Asia refer to Chinese PS, Japanese make-up, Thai sex change, and Korean plastic surgery.

You said that I am already so handsome, so it would be against the sky to go for plastic surgery.

I don't want to be spotted by some wretched uncle, making "difficulties even more difficult" or "difficult for others".

Scared to think about it.

What did you ask that kid Yue Shimeng?That kid was knocked out by me in the toilet.

I was so angry when I mentioned this kid, I went to his house to play with him today, who knew he was poor and didn't even have a bathroom at home.

No way, no way, I have to go to the public toilet.

So I asked him, where is the toilet?
Who knew that this ghost actually answered me, are you asking about the men's room or the women's room?

I gave him a blank look, of course it was the men's room.

You know how this ghost answered me, he actually answered me that the men's room is next to the women's room.

Oh my god, do you think this kid deserves a beating? Who doesn't know that the men's room is next to the women's room.But for the sake of my bladder, I held back.

I then asked, so where is the women's toilet?

I thought this bastard would tell me this time, but he said to me, you old man, why are you asking about the women's toilet?

Are you going to do some shameless deeds, you rogue.

I am an upright person, I am a capitalized person, and I am a person who is out of vulgar taste.I don't want to be an accomplice.

When I heard it, I was immediately angry. If you don’t say it, if you don’t say it, I will solve it on your bed.

Later, this guy compromised, and after the convenience, the king knocked him out and threw him into the toilet.

There is a price to pay for playing tricks on me.

No, let's not mention that horrible thing, let's continue to tell our story.

Where were we talking last time?This time I will not go through the previous content again.Because I wrote it on my hand in advance, do you think I am smart?Are you smart?

Last time, I mentioned that Lao Wang next door joined the Daming Company and was highly regarded by Zhu Yuanzhang.

But later Dayuan Company sent a salesman to look for Lao Wang, and Lao Wang actually received him.Yes, you heard it right, and I said it right, Lao Wang, who has joined Daming Company, met with the salesman of Dayuan Company.

Old Wang, what is he trying to do?I don't know, yes, I don't know if you ask me a thousand times.

I'm not him, so I don't know what he's thinking, but I guess he wants to be on two boats, heh, he's an old man.

However, this matter was soon known by Zhu Da. I guess Zhu Da either wore a bug around Lao Wang, or planted an undercover agent. Anyway, since then, seeing Lao Wang feels very upset.

In order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere, Lao Wang specially ordered a batch of horses from the horse dealers and sent them to Zhu Dada.

On the way, two horses heard that Zhu Dada was a hot-tempered person and liked to skin the ministers. They didn't want to suffer the humiliation of his crotch, anyway, they would die sooner or later.

So the two horses got together, got it, and "suicide" died together on the road.

It's okay, this is to be given to Zhu Dada, and if Zhu Dada finds out, he has to kill himself.

No way, the person who sent the horse had to buy two more horses on the side of the road and stuffed them in.

But the horse delivery man was so stupid that he didn't check the horse before putting it in.

It turned out that in order to advertise, the horse dealer put a series of advertisements on the horse's buttocks: buy a good horse, go to Dalima.

It’s fine that these two horses have characters, but the key is that the other horses don’t have any on their buttocks.

Tell Zhu Dada clearly that this is fooling him.

Zhu Da was furious, thinking that all this was caused by Lao Wang.

Later, Zhu Da directly threw a cruel sentence to Lao Wang, "If you don't keep your own point and start troubles recklessly, disaster will happen."

To put it simply, it is "It's okay if you are obedient, but if you are not obedient, I will find someone to cut you."

But Lao Wang didn't wait for Zhu Da to come and cut him, and soon he died.

In fact, he can't blame others, but he can only blame himself for being a monster.

It turned out that although Lao Wang was also called Lao Wang, his combat effectiveness would not be comparable to that of Lao Wang next door.

Although Pharaoh has been married for many years, he has never had any children.Someone might say, could this be the reason for his wife?
If he has only one wife and can't conceive, it may be because of his wife. The key is that he has more than one wife.All his wives' stomachs didn't respond.

So, this problem must be caused by Lao Wang. It's a pity that there were no star hospitals at that time, otherwise such a small problem as Lao Wang's infertility would have been cured sooner.

If he had no heirs, to whom should his throne pass?

You can't just find a eunuch to pass it on.

At this time, Lao Wang thought of a bad idea.It can be said that it is too rotten to be rotten anymore, it is already rotten to the extreme.

Lao Wang set up a "Zidiwei" composed of beautiful men in the palace very early.Such a boy is not only highly skilled in martial arts, but also young and handsome.

They were originally set up to ensure the safety of the palace.I told you just now that this group of "children and guards" are all handsome guys.

How handsome are they?Let me tell you this, it is more than enough for this group of people to form a boy group and debut now.

If you think it is not enough image, then let me give you another example, the most handsome of them is only a little bit worse than this king.Now you know how handsome they are.

However, someone wants to ask again, the guards are the guards, why do they have to be handsome.You don't understand this, maybe the old king eats all men and women.

This may also be the reason why Pharaoh is infertile!

So what does this have to do with "Zidiwei"?For more details, please listen to the next chapter!

(End of this chapter)