Stop contacting LPL, we are so unfamiliar!

Chapter 316 The LPL sucks. Even if you don’t meet me, you will never win the world championship!

"Yes……"

"Although we are very reluctant, we still have to congratulate the G2 team for successfully defeating the IG team and advancing to the finals of this MSI as the winner's group champion."

"At the same time, I also hope that the IG team will not be discouraged. Although we did get a clean sheet by the G2 team today and created a relatively large team gap, this does not mean that the IG team's MSI journey is over."

"As long as the IG team can summarize the reasons and lessons learned from today's defeat in the next preparation time, and develop effective solutions to all exposed problems."

"Then I believe that when the IG team makes it out of the loser group finals again and meets the G2 team in the finals again."

"The IG team will definitely be able to impress everyone after three days of separation!"

"The IG team will definitely be able to defeat the G5 team in the BO2 in the finals!"

When Guan Zeyuan's rather regretful voice fell, Miller's unwilling and expectant voice immediately sounded.

Although today's IG team is powerless in front of the G2 team, he firmly believes that after MSI adopted the double-elimination competition system for the first time, the IG team that fell into the loser group will definitely learn from the pain and then Fight against the odds and create miracles!
……

"Win, win, we win again."

"If the upper bracket finals were just this intense, to be honest, it would be a bit boring."

"I originally thought that the opponent's five-bandDark hero pool would be able to think of some way to defeat us."

"But now it seems that apart from banning people, other things are no different from the first two games."

In the G2 team's player box, when they easily flattened the IG team's base crystal and easily won tonight's BO5 victory, their teammates celebrated.

It's just that this time, everyone in G2 celebrated in a very simple way. They just stood up slowly and gave high-fives at will. They didn't hug and shout excitedly like they usually do when they win the championship.

The reason is also very simple. First, because the winner group champion is not the real champion and does not deserve their big celebration.

The second reason is that if they celebrate just after defeating an uncompetitive IG team, it will really seem like their championship team has fallen a bit short!
"Haha, I told you before S8 played IG last year, IG is a group of reckless men with well-developed limbs and simple minds."

"You still expect them to excel in aspects other than fighting? That's really too much."

Hearing the discussion of his teammates, Dark chuckled and said disapprovingly. His mood was calm. After all, zero seals for LPL teams have long been commonplace for him and are not worth mentioning at all!
"Shake hands, shake hands, and go back to the hotel after shaking hands."

"I thought today's three games would be over in just over an hour, but I didn't expect that it ended up taking nearly 90 minutes in total!"

"It seems that we still need to practice more after we go back. Next time we meet the IG team, we will try to end the entire BO90 battle within 5 minutes."

"Of course, the premise is that the IG team can become the champion of the loser group."

Perkz chuckled and urged everyone, and when his words sounded, Dark finally showed a smile of surprise on his face.

Because at this moment, he finally entered his favorite post-game handshake session!

As the audience once again began to cheer for the G2 team, the five G2 players slowly walked to the IG team's player bench.

At the same time, the five IG people who had already stood up had been waiting for them for a long time.

The first person to shake hands with Dark was Theshy, the top laner of the IG team, and he was also the most focused target of Dark's players in the entire BO5.

"Theshy, your personal strength is indeed outstanding. I didn't expect BrokenBlade to have any advantage in front of you."

"But it's a pity that League of Legends has never been just a one-person game. BB may still be unable to beat you, but if you add me, the situation will be different."

Dark chuckled at Theshy and said, although to use a phrase commonly used by LPL fans to describe it, the IG team lost but Theshy players did not lose, but in Dark's view, if you don't talk about the whole after a loss but just talk about the individual If you can't perform well, it's better to let this person who "didn't lose" play stand-alone games!
Then the person who shook hands with Dark was Ning, the jungler of the IG team.

"Ning Wang, I asked you to go back and practice more after the end of S8 last year. How come half a year has passed and your personal strength has not increased? Why do you feel that you have regressed a lot? Is it because I have made too much progress? Or is it because Are you making minimal progress?"

"Why, you're busy studying those crappy shoes and don't have time to train, right?"

"As I said, just practice more. If I can see your IG team again in the MSI finals or the S9 World Championship, then I hope you won't disappoint me again."

"At least give me a little pressure in the jungle!"

Dark calmly said to King Ning, after all, if no jungler can put pressure on him, then no matter how many world championships he wins, his gold content will be eclipsed!

The third person to shake hands with the Dark player was Rookie, the mid laner of the IG team.

"I heard that in the LPL, everyone says they can always trust you, because you can always stand up when IG is at a disadvantage."

"But did you stand up in these three games? Why do I only remember that you often gave me gank opportunities?"

"Your next opponent will most likely be Faker. Don't be beaten to the point of being invisible again."

Dark said calmly to Rookie, and then when he held Jackeylove, the bottom lane player of the IG team, a slight smile finally appeared on his face.

"How about it, Ah Shui, do you accept it? Two BO5s beat you 6-1. Now you shouldn't dare to say anything about wanting to defeat me, right?"

"But it's okay. You are still young. When the Asian Games comes in 2022, you will still have the opportunity to win the championship for the Chinese team with me."

"You must remember to continue training hard."

Dark smiled and patted Ah Shui on the shoulder, then shook hands with Bao Lan, the support player of the IG team.

"Bao Lan, I heard that Ah Shui has to direct you to the position of the ward? No wonder you often make such outrageous moves."

"Forget it, I won't say much more. I hope you will have the opportunity to play professionally in the future."

After saying these two brief words to Baolan, who has the lowest presence among the five IG players, Dark finally completed today's post-game handshake.

Then, he walked to the center of the stage with his teammates, bowed to all the audience with them, and then turned around and walked towards the player tunnel.

And just when everyone in G2 had just entered the player tunnel and had not officially returned to the team lounge, a beautiful host with red eyes quickly trotted up to Dark, and then pitifully introduced herself to him.

"Hello Dark, I am Yu Shuang, the official host of the LPL division. Would you like to invite you for a post-game interview in the LPL division?"

Yu Shuang asked in her extremely pleading voice, but Dark was a little surprised.

"Yu Shuang? Where's Ren Dong? When LPL came for interviews before, he was the one who came."

Looking at this unfamiliar face, Dark looked behind Yu Shuang, and indeed did not find the familiar figure of Ren Dong.

"Well, Ren Dong drove drunk before the start of this year's MSI..."

Yu Shuang said weakly and unspeakably, after all, Ren Dong's drunk driving meant that he would never appear on the official League of Legends stage again.

And this also means that if the LPL division wants to invite Dark players for post-game interviews, it may not be as easy as before.

"Good guys, is this the strength of your LPL division?"

"Even if the contestants in the competition are bad, the fans are bad, and the commentators are bad, how can the host be so bad?"

Dark was shocked when he heard the news. Who would have thought that Ren Dong, the only person in the entire LPL region who could cause "Immortal Grip" real damage to him, would actually drink it himself!
"..."

"So player Dark, are you willing to accept my post-game interview?"

When Dark pressed his face against his face, Yu Shuang's entire face suddenly turned red, but he didn't dare to say anything back, and he couldn't say anything back at all.

After all, she knew that everything Dark said was true!
"Why, is it the LPL official who ordered you to come here again?"

"You should know that every time I accept a post-match interview in the LPL division, I will definitely scold me directly, right?"

"You came to invite me after knowing it. Do you think LPL deserves a scolding?"

Dark sneered and asked disdainfully.

"It's an official directive, but it doesn't count..."

"But as a spectator in the LPL division, I really hope you can severely criticize the LPL team!"

Yu Shuang suddenly spoke loudly, and from her burning eyes, Dark instantly understood her true intention of inviting him.

That is, I hope that I can scold all the problems that exist in the LPL division, and I hope that the LPL division can take this opportunity to correct them and become stronger, instead of getting worse as we fight!
"Good guy, criticism? The wording is rigorous enough."

"You clearly want me to imitate Maradona and give advice on Chinese football!"

"If you ask me, the LPL is already rotten. There is no need to do anything like this. We can just wait until it is completely disbanded." Dark snorted coldly. You know, now he no longer treats the LPL division In view of this, instead of wasting time with them, it is better to go back to the hotel and start preparing for the finals!
"Dark, give me a chance!"

"Even if you simply tell me what aspects of the LPL region are bad!"

But just when Dark was about to turn around and return to the team lounge, Yu Shuang stepped forward again and prayed to Dark in a pleading voice.

"Oh? Not only are you not afraid of me scolding you in the LPL division this year, but you are actually begging me to scold you?"

Dark stopped and sneered contemptuously, and what he wanted to say immediately echoed in his heart.

Not cheap!

When I scolded the LPL before, the LPL was still talking harshly, thinking that they were invincible and the champion of the void.

Now I don't take LPL seriously anymore. Instead, after LPL got worse and worse after beating him, I cried and begged myself to continue scolding him.

Really, is it cheap or not? !

"..."

"So Dark, are you willing..."

Yu Shuang did not answer this question, but begged again.

"Of course it's okay, but I still say the same thing. When I curse, I can't control my firepower well."

"If you cry when you are scolded by me, then all I can say is that it's good to cry."

Dark said solemnly, and then, amid Yu Shuang's continuous thanks, he temporarily returned to the lounge to rest, and began to think about what he wanted to scold in this post-game interview.

……

"Welcome to all the spectators on site and in front of the screen to come to our LPL post-match interview."

"Hello everyone, I am today's host Yu Shuang!"

"Today, we are very lucky to have player Dark as our post-game interview guest. Let me say hello to everyone first."

A few minutes later, amid the wailing of countless LPL fans, the post-match interview belonging to the LPL division finally began.

And when LPL fans saw that this interview guest turned out to be Dark, even though he hadn't said a word yet, they were immediately overcome!
After all, to them, this is almost like a chicken inviting a weasel into their home!
"Hello everyone, I am Dark, the jungler of the G2 team."

Facing the LPL fans in the camera, Dark smiled slightly.

"Okay, welcome contestant Dark."

"First of all, congratulations to the G2 team for defeating the IG team with a score of 3-0 today. In the three games, due to the outstanding performance of the Dark player, the G2 team won every game very smoothly."

"So the first question I want to ask Dark is, compared to last year's IG team, how do you think this year's IG team performed, or what areas did it fail to do well?"

As soon as it came up, Yu Shuang went straight to the topic and started asking about the method of "breaking the game" for the IG team.

Although this question caused countless LPL fans to curse, thinking that Yu Shuang was actively seeking scolding, they all pricked up their ears to Dark's answer, wanting to hear what Dark would say.

"How can we perform even though we have zero shutouts? Of course it's terrible."

"As for the things that were not done well, there are too many to mention, but one point is very obvious."

"That's no brainer!"

"This lack of brains is reflected in all aspects. For example, the BP is extremely bad. For example, IG players have no ability to adapt to the situation. They only know how to fight, and they fight even though they know they can't beat them."

"Especially King Ning. In the first two games, he clearly knew that Theshy on the top lane had collapsed, but he still insisted on helping."

"Even Bronze and Silver players know that when playing games, you should help the good ones and not the bad ones. But professional players don't know. If you ask me, if you are so brainless, you should just retire."

"Others don't have much brains. After all, when IG is at a disadvantage, no one can stand up and open up the situation."

"Who doesn't know how to add icing on the cake? Giving help in times of need is the key, right? But because they have no brains, they can't find such an opportunity at all. They can only become invisible collectively and wait to die slowly."

Dark chuckled and said dismissively.

"It's not that they are brainless, but the IG team as a whole is relatively reckless and likes to fight, and this is also the consistent style of the entire LPL region."

Yu Shuang said weakly.

"Is fighting the style of the LPL division? Laughing, isn't it because you have no brains and can't operate, so you can only fight?"

"Besides, after so many years, has the LPL, which likes to fight, won any world championships?"

"No brain, just no brain."

"As long as I don't use my brain, even if I don't play professionally anymore, I won't be able to win any world championship in the LPL."

"Because LPL is not worthy at all!"

Dark said loudly, and it was like a stone that stirred up a thousand waves. All the LPL fans in the official LPL live broadcast room were furious, and they immediately yelled at Dark.

Little did they know, Dark had already anticipated this!

"I know that LPL teams and audiences will be unconvinced and feel that I have actually used my brain and been learning about the LCK division and our LEC division."

"But the problem is, as can be seen from the game results, the so-called brainstorming in the LPL division is just the group of students in school who copy their homework in the morning, and they never think and study!"

“It’s just a dream for someone who copies homework to want to win against someone who writes homework!”

"When it comes to the LPL competition, the team only knows how to buy Korean players for results, and has never thought about nor is willing to spend time to develop its own youth training system; it is the coach who only knows how to copy drafts, lineups, and tactics, but never wants to study them. Version research routine.”

"By the way, do the major teams in the LPL division know when the League of Legends version will be updated? Otherwise, why is it that the LPL division only realizes it after a routine in the LCK division becomes popular for nearly half a month?"

"Eager for quick success and quick gains, unwilling to use their brains, they only think about getting results quickly, or they don't even think about results at all. They just think about how to make money, how to start a rice business, and how to cut leeks."

"It is a real miracle that such an LPL division can get better and better!"

Dark said with a stern voice, cursing the LPL competition area incessantly, like he was cursing a bunch of mud that couldn't hold up the wall!

In this case, what else is there to say? The LPL division, which is rotten to the core, should be disbanded!

"Dark's analysis is really insightful and worthy of our entire LPL region to think about and learn from."

"Then finally, let us thank Player Dark again for coming to our post-game interview. Goodbye!"

Yu Shuang originally wanted the Dark player to scold more, after all, his scolding was indeed very sharp.

But just such a brief speech made the directors in Yu Shuang'er's room unable to sit still, and hurriedly urged her to end the post-game interview immediately.

So as a last resort, Yu Shuang could only reluctantly express her gratitude to Dark and say goodbye to the audience.

However, Yu Shuang has a pessimistic attitude as to whether the LPL division can make progress from this "analysis" of the Dark player.

After all, Dark doesn't need to criticize these problems at all, because the LPL region itself actually knows the existence of these problems.

But for so many years, the LPL division has always ignored these issues and even adopted a conniving attitude.

In this case, where can we start talking about the progress of the LPL division?
And if this year's LPL division not only fails to reach the finals on the stage of the S9 World Championship, but also fails to reach the semi-finals...

Then the entire LPL may usher in their second dark age starting from the S5 season after the dark ages of S6 and S9!

If something like this really happens, will it be Dark's problem?

will not!

This is the LPL division, its own problem!

　This chapter is my review of the S13 World Championship...

　　Thank you guys for your support!

　　
　
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