A leisurely life reborn in the fiery age

Chapter 14 Wow!Wow! !

Hearing what Li Yuan said, Xu Damao burst out laughing on the spot.

His thoughts are the most active, he doesn't suspect anything else at all, he is certain that this is Li Yuan's method of revenge.

Seeing him like this, the people around either suppressed a smile or frowned, and all looked at Li Yuan suspiciously.

Li Yuan said helplessly: "I won't say much about boy's urine. You must have heard of it. As for human excrement, there is actually an ancient recipe called Huanglong Decoction. The juice, very black and bitter, is called Huanglong Decoction, and it is used to treat the dying of plague.

Also known as Renzhonghuang, put the licorice powder into the bamboo tube, plug the two ends of the bamboo cork, soak it in the dung tank in winter, take it out in the beginning of spring, dry it in the shade in the wind, break the bamboo to get the grass, and dry it in the sun. "

At present, the common people still have some respect for intellectuals. Although they can't understand it at all, most people don't think bad about Li Yuan's book bag.

Li Yuan said again: "But again, I don't need to force it. It doesn't matter if it's cured or not. It's fine to let the stick out for two days at most. As for the Jiazhang family... it may take three to five days longer. Because There is too much oil accumulated in her belly... Hey, isn't the Jia family living in poverty? How did the Jia Zhang family eat like this? It's amazing...

Forget it, it has nothing to do with me.Alright, you decide whether to cure it or not, I'll go back and rest.

Brother Zhuzi, Brother Da Mao, don't forget the night. "

Silly Zhu was relieved when he heard that no one would die, and when he heard Li Yuan calling his brother again, he felt very handsome, and said happily: "Okay, I will not forget the appointment!"

Xu Damao also said proudly: "I will bring two bottles of good wine later."

Li Yuan chuckled and said, "When you come to my place for dinner, and I ask you to bring your own wine, isn't that a slap in the face to me? You both gave gifts last night, so you are not allowed to bring anything."

Xu Damao gave a thumbs up and said: "Yuanzi, I didn't say anything, open up!"

People who don't take advantage of others are worthy of respect.

Yan Bugui said with hot eyes from behind: "Yuanzi, this..."

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Don't worry, the third master. After a while, the house will be repaired. I will treat the three masters in charge of the courtyard to have a good meal. I didn't want to make a fuss at first, but who knew that Brother Da Mao and Brother Zhuzi gave it to me yesterday. I took two stools and came over. I can’t help it either.”

Silly Zhu said: "Yuanzi, don't worry, when you treat the three uncles to dinner, the third uncle will definitely give you a table!"

Yan Bugui was startled when he heard the words. A table of eight immortals can cost more than twenty yuan. He hurriedly said: "Forget it, I can't afford it! It's time for dinner, I'll go back first."

He didn't even look at the excitement, turned around and slipped away.

Now a table of high-class noodles with fish, chicken, and meat costs less than ten yuan, Yan Bugui felt that even if he was crazy, he would not be able to give away a table, even if he didn't eat the meal.

Yi Zhonghai started talking with Jia Dongxu: "Dongxu, although Li Yuan has a very poisonous mind, he has a smooth face. Since he said that he can cure the stick today, it should not be a lie .”

After Jia Dongxu looked in Li Yuan's direction resentfully, he gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "This short-lived ghost must have no good intentions, and he may not have to feed that thing to the stick!"

Yi Zhonghai shook his head and said: "I also have this doubt, but what can I do? The hospital also said, let the stretching, let the water be replenished, and it's over after the stretching. But it really takes a few days, and the good guy is broken. Stick You are so young, how can you stand such a pull? If you really pull it like this for two or three days, can you still live in this house? Of course, if you really don’t want to, you can go and ask a Chinese medicine doctor to come and see.”

Jia Dongxu shook his head dejectedly, and said, "Forget it, the money is not wasted."

He is the only one working in his family now, and what is even more frightening is that he is the only one with a non-agricultural household registration who can get rationed food coupons.

Jiazhang, Qin Huairu, and even Banggen and Xiaodang who followed their mother's household registration are all rural household registrations and have no food rations.

Jia Dongxu has such a small amount for a month, how many days is enough for the whole family to eat together?
If it weren't for Yi Zhonghai being his master, and Yueyue borrowed money from him, the Jia family would not be able to survive at all, so how could there be any spare money to spend?

Qin Huairu also persuaded from the side: "Li Yuan dare not play tricks, if something happens, he will take care of everything."

These words hit Jia Dongxu's heart, and he even vaguely thought of letting Jia Zhang be healed and have an accident. If this is the case, Li Yuan will have to provide for Jia Zhang...

Seeing that Jia Dongxu's explanation made sense, Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu: "Fucking mother, go and talk to Li Yuan. You and him are from the same place, so it's easier to talk."

Qin Huairu didn't respond directly, she knew that her man was narrow-minded, so she said in a slightly embarrassed voice: "Master, it's not like you don't know how much he hates me. My mother-in-law called him a short-lived ghost every now and then. I said it. In front of Director Wang yesterday, he almost threw me on the head."

Sure enough, after hearing what she said, Jia Dongxu's expression calmed down, and he said: "What are you afraid of? With me and Master here, he dares to do something. I will make him kneel down and call Grandpa!"

Qin Huairu scolded her in her heart, why wasn't she so majestic just now?
She responded with a smile on her face, her appearance was cute and sweet, not to mention that Jia Dongxu was very satisfied, Yi Zhonghai averted his eyes unnaturally.

Qin Huairu turned around and walked towards Zhenghe Shazhu and Xu Damohala's Li Yuan, with some weakness, grievance and pleading in his eyes, he said, "Yuanzi, I have to trouble you to help me, cure the stick and my mother-in-law... "

Li Yuan shook his head and said: "It's easy to say, he is a child, I don't know him as well. Your mother-in-law is fine..." Before Qin Huairu continued to plead, Li Yuan smiled at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao: "Believe it or not, Today I cured that Jiazhang family, tomorrow she will spread the word that I tricked her into eating shit and drinking urine, is she a vicious villain? Not only does she not remember my kindness, but she will also scold me everywhere to ruin my reputation. I know that this kind of person will repay her kindness with revenge, so why should I save her? Just let her lie there, anyway, she will be fine after venting for a few days.

Well, after inducing vomiting and taking a bath, I will go to give the needles, drink rice soup for a day tomorrow, and by this time in the evening, I will be able to run around the yard. "

Qin Huairu was very moved when she heard this, she wished that this wicked mother-in-law would suffer more, as long as her son Bang Gan could recover.

It's just that she can't take this idea, so she can only go back and tell Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai.

They were standing at the door of Jia's house, and in fact, the Jia Zhang family inside could also hear them.

Yi Zhonghai was a bit tricky, he didn't need to think about what Li Yuan said, it would definitely happen.

Jia Zhangshi is a dog-faced person, he will turn his face when he says he will turn his face, and he will not remember it when he gets it.

But at this moment, she should know the pros and cons...

Yi Zhonghai said to Jia Zhang, who was holding the corpse on the kang: "Old sister-in-law, this is what happened. The stick must be cured, otherwise, even if he can survive two days as a child, his vitality will be seriously injured and he will not be able to support him." If it’s good, your bones will get weaker and weaker in the future, it’s not a trivial matter. You, you have to make up your own mind. But there is one thing, you can’t settle the old score after it is cured. Otherwise, people want to hate you, there are many ways.”

He always firmly believed that this disturbance was caused by Li Yuan.

Although Qin Huairu wished that Jia Zhang would be dragged down to death, she still had to be persuaded, because if she couldn't die, or if she died halfway, it would be her who was unlucky.

She had to wash her feces and urine for the rest of her life, and she was so nauseated that she died of nausea, so she said, "Mom, it's better to suffer now than to suffer in the future. Your health is not good, and you haven't stopped the painkillers. What if you hurt your vitality? "

Jiazhang's bitch glared at Qin Huairu, even though she was weak, she couldn't hide her anger and said, "If you can't move, you have to wait on me, give me shit and piss!"

Qin Huairu was about to cry, but Jia Dongxu said impatiently: "No one will serve you shit, it might be fine, why do you have to put it there? You still have to take care of yourself."

Listening to his son's words, Jiazhang said sadly, "Let's do it, cure it, cure it!"

Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu: "Mom, go tell Li Yuan quickly."

Qin Huairu was busy discussing matters, but Li Yuan didn't immediately agree, and said with a smile: "I won't talk about the consultation fee, they are all neighbors in the same courtyard, so there is no reason to ask for money. But the bowl of braised pork is I was not willing to eat the ones reserved for the deaf old lady in the backyard. You have to pay for this bowl of meat money and meat tickets, otherwise I will feel unhappy. If my heart is unhappy, the needles will be unstable and cannot be cured.”

Qin Huairu was dumbfounded, looked at Li Yuan with tears in his eyes, and said, "Yuanzi, look at the situation in my sister's house, how does it seem that there is such a money ticket?"

With such a pitiful appearance, Li Yuan was able to defend himself, sneered silently, with a non-negotiable attitude, but the silly Zhu beside him couldn't stand it anymore, his heart was beating wildly, and he just wanted to tell Li Yuan to let him forget it , you can see Li Yuan's eyes that seem to be smiling but not smiling, his words got stuck in his throat, he clapped his hands and said: "Yes! I gave the meat money and meat ticket for Sister Qin, is it okay?"

Xu Damao winked at the side and scolded "big fool", Li Yuan laughed happily and said, "Success! No matter who gives it, it will be done."

One of these two is willing to die and the other is willing to be buried, will Li Yuan stop them?

Block the ball!Stop him and blame him instead...

Silly Zhu would also comfort himself, and said with a chuckle: "Anyway, you are feeding the old lady in the backyard, even if I have a filial piety!"

Li Yuan said: "Brother Zhuzi, you have to do more than show your filial piety, and then you have to do a lot for your sister Qin. Then Banggen and Jiazhang, hurry up and pour Huanglong soup, and mix it in a ratio of one to two." , Pinch the teeth and pour it in, the big one fills a big bowl, and the small one fills half a bowl. Then induce vomiting, wait for them to vomit clean, take a bath with hot water, and be sure to hurry.

After I wash it clean, I will apply the needle, and I won’t pull it tonight. I will eat rice soup for one day tomorrow, and three days for Jiazhang, and everything will be cured.When eating rice soup, don't touch any meat, remember?All right, let's do it. "

Xu Damao was already laughing at the sidelines, he didn't want to be dragged into Jia's house suddenly by Sha Zhu's hand choking his neck, he stared at him several times and wanted to rush out the door, but was dragged back.

The courtyard of the central courtyard was already full of people, and they were laughing like crazy at the moment.

Jia Dongxu stomped his feet and cursed, and asked Yi Zhonghai to be driven into the house, and Yi Zhonghai waved to everyone in the courtyard again: "Okay, it's fine if the neighbors are in trouble, can you do things like jokes?"

Wang Erkui's family has always been at odds with Jia's family, Wang Erkui's wife laughed and said, "My lord, you can't do things like making fun of people, but you can do things like making fun of thieves?"

Everyone booed Yangzi: "That's it!"

Yi Zhonghai said furiously: "Shut up! If this matter gets out and affects the evaluation of our compound this year and loses the honor of the model courtyard, then whoever is the sinner of our compound! Hurry home and put the hot water Bring them all, hurry up and clean things up..."

As soon as the words fell, Jia Zhang, who had just promised, screamed like a pig: "I don't want it! Don't come here, I don't eat shit... 哕! 哕!! I don't... Huh! Save... life... ah!"

Everyone in the courtyard was laughing like crazy, and then scattered home amidst Yi Zhonghai's scolding, and quickly brought the thermos bottle over to continue watching the fun...

Half an hour later, the smell in Jia's house was overwhelming, but the shouting finally stopped.

Xu Damao seemed to have been ruined by five hundred strong men, his hair and clothes were disheveled, his eyes were empty and lifeless, and tears were streaming down his face.

Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng, who were standing with Li Yuan, danced happily!
Silly Zhu was much better, probably because he cleaned up more pigs and became resistant, his face turned pale, and he helped Qin Huairu clean up all kinds of pickled excrement and vomit.

Jia Dongxu looked at Sha Zhu busy around Qin Huairu with a bit of anger in his eyes, but let him do it himself, and he felt that he couldn't do those messy things.

I was annoyed before and after, so I could only endure it with hatred, thinking that I would deal with this big fool later!
When Jia Zhangshi and Banggen almost rolled their eyes when they vomited, they vomited cleanly.

Yi Zhonghai called the First Mother, Second Aunt, Third Mother and several women to come in together, and help Qin Huairu wash Jia Zhang and Banggen together.

Silly Zhu walked up to Li Yuan, grinned and said, "Brother, it's up to you next."

Li Yuan stretched out his hand to refuse, saying: "Please go wash it first and change into clothes, the smell is too strong."

Silly old man's face darkened, he lowered his head and smelled it, retched, and hurried to clean it up.

Another half an hour later, the door of Jia's house was opened again, and Da Ma and others rushed out, almost fainting from the smell.

Yi Zhonghai urged Li Yuan, "Li Yuan, go in and give the needle."

Li Yuan shook his head with a smile, and the silly Zhu who came over after changing his clothes asked puzzledly, "What do you say?"

Li Yuan said: "Scatter the smell."

Silly Zhu said "Hi", and said: "I said brother, you have already done this, so don't be so particular about it! Don't jump up in it for a while, Sister Qin has to wash again."

Li Yuan laughed when he heard the words, and looked embarrassed. He didn't dare to scold Li Yuan at this time, so he could only stare at Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang and other younger boys: "Sun thief, why are you having fun? Are you there?" Have some sympathy?"

Yan Jiecheng and the others were afraid that he would be generous, so they didn't talk back.

However, Li Yuan was willing to chat with them about the new things that happened in the school and the street recently. It was almost 10 minutes before he entered Jia's house and practiced the silver needle acupuncture for an hour beautifully.

This is a rare opportunity. Generally speaking, doctors of his age are not trusted by patients, and there are not many opportunities to perform acupuncture.

This is similar to western medicine. There are very few opportunities for young doctors to perform the operation. Who would not hope to be able to perform the operation one day?

What a rare opportunity to have ready-made patients lying there for injections!

Therefore, Li Yuan treasured the various acupuncture points on the human body and tested various acupuncture methods. Sometimes Jia Zhang's bitch eyes would roll their eyes when they were pierced...

It wasn't until the people waiting outside became anxious, and the suspicious look in Qin Huairu's eyes, who was standing beside the kang, became more serious, that Li Yuan began to perform acupuncture in a serious manner. After 5 minutes, the old and the young, who had been tossing around for a day, fell into a deep sleep.

Only then did Li Yuan close the needle, he opened the door and turned to leave without paying attention to Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu.

Young people in the new era have to be like this, to be good people and good deeds without leaving credit or fame.

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(End of this chapter)