Man is dead brother, he has become a madman

Chapter 22 Uncle Manga's Magic of Love, Li Ang's Life Is Disillusioned

"Xiao Fei, don't you know some Chinese medicine? Let Ang feel it. It's not a problem to be in a coma! Hey, hey, let you feel the pulse, who told you to take the peach?"

Uncle Manga was running around in a hurry, and the penguin CoCo was also flapping its small meaty wings and jumping around.

The comatose Li Ang was lying on the sofa, his face was pale, and he was in a sluggish state. Only his heaving chest proved that he was still alive.

After dispelling the crisis brought by the giant baby corpse brother at the gas station, they fled all the way by tram, and came directly to Bai Xiaofei's apartment. Li Ang passed out not long after, and he didn't wake up even after half a day passed.

"I didn't do it on purpose. I touched it wrong just now in a moment of impatience."

Bai Xiaofei withdrew his hand in embarrassment, "Uncle, don't worry, I have felt it several times before, Ang Ge's pulse is very big, cough cough, I made a mistake, it is Ang Ge's pulse is very chaotic, the blood in the body In a state of disorder, it must be due to the excessive consumption of the giant infant corpse before, coupled with the injury, and even some side effects of the KW74 strengthening drug, but overall, the problem is not too big, and it will be almost the same after a short rest. I can wake up."

Uncle Manga couldn't help but said: "It's almost how much! It's been a long time, and I haven't seen Ang wake up once in such a long time, Xiaofei, think about it again, you know some medical skills, you can use acupuncture and moxibustion to recite it. Sting Ang, maybe Puchi Puchi woke him up."

Bai Xiaofei's face was full of black lines, "Uncle, what you said is simple, but it's still puffy, that thing is not a random stab, it's deep, I just learned a little bit, and I can know some herbs and feel the pulse, that's the limit , and even if I forcibly acupuncture Ang Ge, there is nothing to do at hand!"

"It's something for a guy? Can you take a look at this?

Uncle Manga took out two kitchen knives out of nowhere, and was still gesturing in front of Li Ang, as if he would stab Li Ang at any time.

"Uncle, please don't do it, or you will spray blood all over your body, and you will kill Brother Ang before you wipe off the blood." Bai Xiaofei quickly snatched the two kitchen knives from Uncle Manga's hand .

Uncle Manga scratched his head, and said with a sad face: "Then what to do next, I seem to have heard that if a person is in a coma for too long, especially if the head is injured, the brain nerves inside may be damaged, affecting intelligence. What if Ang wakes up and becomes a fool?"

"This?" Bai Xiaofei's eyes widened. He didn't know whether this statement was true or not, but he was obviously shocked.

"Chirp~"

Penguin CoCo came to Li Ang's side and gently pecked his face, as if trying to wake Li Ang up.

When Uncle Manga saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Yes, yes, yes! I thought of a good idea!"

"What way?"

"I can give Ang a French-style artificial respiration, and then use forced oxygen supply to prevent him from becoming an idiot due to lack of oxygen in the brain. Maybe Ang will wake up soon. Just treat me as a disadvantage, Li Ang Saved me, and now he is injured and unconscious, it is time for me to dedicate myself, just to let him feel the magic of true love!"

Uncle Manga looked excited, leaned down, pouted and started to get closer to Li Ang.

"Uncle, please restrain yourself, I think your method is a bit unreliable."

Bai Xiaofei only felt the chills all over his body, his stomach convulsed, and he could turn into a jet fighter at any time.

"Why is it so unreliable? You are just jealous of Ang, Xiao Fei, don't worry, if you are in a coma like this in the future, uncle will definitely save you like this."

Uncle Manga looked at Li Ang with a gentle expression, "Ang, hold on, don't be afraid in that dark nothingness, Uncle is here to save you."

While talking, Uncle Manga couldn't wait to take off his red shirt with one hand.

"Hey, hey, uncle, artificial respiration is all you need, why do you even have to take off your clothes! Eh? Did you move?"

Bai Xiaofei originally wanted Uncle Manga to think about it again, but when Uncle Manga leaned closer, he suddenly saw Li Ang's eyelids twitch slightly, good guy, maybe it's really interesting!

Maybe Uncle Manga could really wake up Li Ang in this way, so Bai Xiaofei stopped talking, but this scene was too explosive, and Bai Xiaofei decided to turn around.

Even CoCo the penguin couldn't help covering his eyes with his fleshy wings.

"Ang, uncle is here~"

Just as Uncle Manga leaned down, pouted his mouth, and got closer and closer to Li Ang's face, Li Ang, who was sleeping at this moment, was doing something big with Sister Wang in his dream.

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"Suck, suck, I'm dripping..."

When the battle was about to end, Li Ang trembled all over. Hearing this familiar laughter, he suddenly felt hairy.

Isn't this voice the same as the cute, headless enlightened female corpse brother he met on the first day of traveling?
Now that he heard the other party's voice again, Li Ang was not afraid. After all, with his current strength, he could crush a corpse brother of that level with one hand. It's just that what he is doing now has an inseparable relationship with the person involved. !

Until the so-called manager Wang turned around, he could see clearly.

Li Ang's life was disillusioned, he just felt that his whole body was going to split on the spot, this is the manager sister Wang, it's obviously the headless female corpse brother!
"Suck it up..."

The female corpse brother's sternum and big mouth were criss-crossed, and slowly opened, as if to smother Li Ang.

"Suck you uncle!"

Li Ang roared violently in panic, and was suddenly awakened from his lethargy.

However, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that the manga uncle was about to kiss him with his mouth pouting.

"I hit!"

Without even thinking about it, Li Ang subconsciously kicked it out, puff!With a muffled sound, Uncle Manga was kicked and flew to the wall on the spot, and it took a long time for the latter to slowly slide down from the wall.

"Ang, I, I just want to do artificial respiration for you, why are you going to kick me to death?" the manga uncle said angrily, if Li Ang kicked harder, it might really be A group of egrets went to the west.

"Chirp~"

Penguin CoCo went up and rubbed the manga uncle with his nose.

Li Ang also saw the real situation clearly, and said with some shame: "Sorry Uncle, I just had a nightmare, so I kicked reflexively. "

Of course, Li Ang just apologized, not to mention that he was almost forced to kiss when he was unconscious, even when he was conscious, if he saw Manga Uncle acting like this, he might not be able to hold back his feet.

Once Uncle Manga gave him artificial respiration, it would probably be a nightmare for Li Ang.

Bai Xiaofei stepped forward to help Uncle Manga, seeing him grinning in pain, he couldn't help but feel lingering fear, thanks to him being far away just now, otherwise Li Ang might kick him together.

"Brother Ang, what nightmare did you have and suddenly woke up?"

Bai Xiaofei handed Li Ang a bottle of Coca-Cola, making Li Ang feel astonished.

"A very strange dream."

"How weird?"

"It's just... well, it's fine if you don't say anything."

Li Ang took the Coke, very decisively, unscrewed the cap of the bottle and drank tons and tons.

At this time, Uncle Manga leaned over again with a humble face and asked, "Ang, tell Uncle, did you just have a sexual dream?"

puff! ! !
Li Ang was caught off guard, and the Coke in his mouth sprayed out, spraying Manga Uncle's face.

And this spray was so powerful that it directly blew off a wig on Uncle Manga's head, revealing his shiny bald head.

Crack!The blown wig just covered CoCo's body, completely burying the little penguin.

Facing Uncle Manga's shiny bald head, several people were dumbfounded, and the air became quiet at this moment.

"Chirp~"

CoCo's head finally got out from between the hair, looked left and right, felt the dull atmosphere of the audience, and retracted his little head again.

(End of this chapter)