Man is dead brother, he has become a madman

Chapter 2 Suck, suck, fuck your uncle!
"Brother Corpse" is a domestic comic that Li Ang read when he was in college. Although it has been a long time, he still remembers the general content.

Without it, because this anime was too popular at the beginning.

It tells that the coffin of the sealed corpse king Longyou was dug out by two tomb robbers and was going to be sold to foreigners, but the coffin accidentally slipped from the carriage and fell into the water reservoir in City H during transportation, because the corpse king inside the coffin It can release viruses to cause infection of living organisms, which led to the disaster in H City.

The corpses inside are tenacious, they can still jump around without their heads, and some even directly challenge the origin of species. The corpses can evolve through mutual food, and there is no limit.

In the comics, there is a guy named Little King Kong who directly eats the god level by picking up the body of his brother who leaked corpses all the way.

"This incident may be the first alien invasion in history, and it can also be called a great progress of human civilization. We should face this disaster more objectively, instead of blindly killing them, such as talking to them appropriately. comminicate……"

There are balding experts on TV talking about it.

There are already crowds of corpses dancing outside, and those monsters will gnaw on people when they catch them. I guess this expert must not be in H City, otherwise it would be impossible to sit in the studio and talk about it. What the hell is the great progress of human civilization, there really must be a dead brother When he was a guest at his house, he just tore him up, and asked him if he was dead or not, with a table full of intestines and viscera!
What the hell is telling people not to blindly kill them, but to have a proper communication with monsters and make an appointment with P?Kneel and lick?Clean up honestly and wait to be suffocated by the other party?It's best for this kind of expert to stay away, otherwise when lightning strikes him, he might get hurt himself.

But having said that, these unreliable experts really got it right.

Because if you really want to count from the source, the dead brother virus spreading in H city is from the phoenix and the cold sea ice demon dragon, especially the cosmic overlord like the phoenix, isn't it an alien visitor?

In the "Brother Corpse" comics, even the superpowers in the gates of hell, such as Satan and the Seraphim, feel secretive about the so-called phoenix, and feel inferior. How can such a supreme being communicate with human beings on an equal footing? , If you really want to die, you won't even have to eat farts.

But what I have to say is that sometimes ignorance is really a kind of happiness, at least you don't have to think so tired.

"vomit!!!"

In the hotel, Li Ang vomited while helping the bed.

There is corpse brother virus in the tap water. Although he vomited it in time, he is still not sure if he drank a small part. If he drank it, he, a traverser without golden fingers, can only wait silently to mutate into a corpse. bro.

Leave it alone and spit it out!
Li Ang came up with a ruthless move, directly plucking his throat with his fingers to forcefully induce vomiting.

Mmmm, come on!
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

After vomiting for another ten minutes, Li Ang felt that he had even vomited bile, and finally only retched, but just to be on the safe side, he didn't stop until he couldn't vomit completely.

Li Ang sat on the side of the bed to calm himself down slowly, and then entered the state of harmony between man and nature to feel himself quietly. To put it bluntly, he wanted to see if he was still a human being.

If he starts to mutate into a zombie, then he has already started to go mad, and his spirit has fallen into madness, maybe he is talking nonsense and barking like a rabies attack.

It seems to be okay so far, at least he can still think, and there is no barking of Abaaba.

As time went by, Li Ang felt that apart from being extremely worried about his current situation, Li Ang had no other obvious fluctuations. But just to be on the safe side, Li Ang asked himself a question and answer to judge whether he had lost his mind and mutated. Brother corpse.

Li Ang asked himself: "The sausage I just bought fell on the floor, can I still eat it?"

Self-answer: "If it falls for less than three seconds, and there is no one around without monitoring, you can definitely pick it up and eat it. It's no problem to show off in one bite, and you can even feed it as fast as possible. in the mouth of a friend."

Li Ang asked again: "If a rich woman gives a generous reward, but requires fierce fighting, and even suggests that the harder the beating process, the better, how should I deal with it calmly?"

Then I answered: "Find the nearest boxing gym decisively, put on a boxing suit, stand on the ring and beat the rich woman until she is overwhelmed, what? Penetrating damage equipment, such as wearing a pair of spiked gloves, will definitely make the opponent scream."

Li Ang finally asked: "What do you do when a person has only his last breath left?"

Finally, I answered: "Jie Jie Jie, of course I want to stay innocent in the world. Before I die completely, I quickly took out my phone and deleted the records in it. If I don't delete it, will I keep it for the New Year? Believe it or not when the funeral is held It can make Zaishe die again!"

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Call ~
After these three consecutive questions, Li Ang rubbed his face and concluded that he was a normal person.

It's safe for the time being, Brother Unchanging Corpse can say anything.

Although the little King Kong in the "Brother Corpse" comics became a corpse brother in the early stage, and finally became a god-level forcefully, and even regained his sanity, but it was caused by a series of chances and coincidences, especially when King Kong ate Dr. Mu , thus giving birth to a sliver of reason, otherwise Little King Kong would be nothing more than a corpse brother without ego.

There is no such luck in Li Ang's heart. He is just an ordinary person. If he hopes that he will have luck in the corpse world, it is better to rely on it as a dream. Even if he is squeezed dry by Wang Jie in reality, he will have no regrets. .

But the problem is that this is the bloody reality!

The current situation is still very difficult. This is the world of corpse brothers, and there is a terrifying army of corpses outside. How can a mere traveler without a golden finger survive.

It is impossible to lie flat, and Li Ang has never been a person who gives up easily.

He vaguely remembered that not long after the zombie brother virus spread in the comics, there was a gene enhancement drug called KW74 sold on a certain treasure website. As long as he can get this drug in the future, his own strength will be greatly improved. A little capital to survive in this troubled world.

As for the painless oral KW89, Li Ang didn't dare to expect it, because even if he wanted to get it, he would have to go to a farther evacuation point. Now that there are corpses outside, even if Li Ang can walk out of this hotel, the street below It may not be possible to go out.

If you can get money nearby, you can buy it directly online. The seller can deliver it by helicopter, and it will be delivered nearby. Therefore, buying KW74 is the fastest and most effective way to improve your strength.

And with Li Ang's mind, it shouldn't be a big problem if he wants to get 7 yuan to buy medicines. If you eat it, maybe it will become a strange pile of stool, if the corpse brother can also defecate.

After stroking his growling stomach, Li Ang began to look for food in the room, but he couldn't find anything edible, and he didn't dare to drink the only bottle of mineral water.

Although he was very hungry now, it was strange that Li Ang's whole body began to feel a little excited.

Is it too nervous?
Li Ang shook his head, came to the window again, and looked at the street downstairs through the half-open window. Although he could see a Laifu supermarket open, there were about a dozen corpses wandering there, wanting to enter. In the supermarket, it’s no different to give the corpse brother a buffet.

Li Ang even saw the one-eyed girl, that is, the headless corpse brother, on the broken neck, the fleshy tentacles squirmed, the big eyeballs at the front glanced back and forth, the body swayed and twisted, and the cracked breastbone issued from time to time "" Suck, suck" sound.

"Tsk tsk, what a pity."

I don't know if it was because he was too hungry, but Li Ang looked at the other party and shook his head regretfully.

It is said that this female corpse brother is wearing a black lace three-point style, very cool, and has a good figure, with a protruding front and back. Just looking at the sexy back, 90.00% of gentlemen will be moved.

But if you see the other party's split chest like a monster's big mouth, with mucus dripping between the bites, and the big eyeballs rolling on the top of the head, then it's not a heartbeat, but a nightmare.

It's just that Li Ang didn't notice that he wasn't as panicked as he was when he saw the horrible corpse brother before. At least when the other party didn't attack him, he dared to look at the female corpse brother secretly, and even expressed regret for him in his heart. mood.

However, at this moment, with a whoosh, the big eyeballs on the tentacles of the headless female corpse brother suddenly turned and looked directly at where Li Ang was.

The two looked at each other, and at this moment, Li Ang was so frightened that his buttocks were suddenly clamped.

This scene is very similar to watching a horror movie. Someone opened the door inadvertently, just in time to see the female ghost staring directly behind the door.

I saw the female cadaver brother at the entrance of the supermarket making "sucking sucking sucking" sounds repeatedly from the cracked chest cavity, as if he had found a prey, he seemed very eager and excited, and then he rushed into the room where Li Ang was. this hotel.

"Fuck! Fuck you! That guy must have found me, right?! I just glanced at it! Don't mess with me!"

Li Ang was so frightened that he was trembling all over, and his calf was about to cramp.

He held his breath subconsciously, sensing the movement outside the door.

As time passed by, Li Ang's pressure was also increasing.

"Buddha bless, Sanqing bless, Bodhisattva bless, God bless, Ultraman bless, please, don't let that female benefactor rush up, I really can't stand it!"

Li Ang thought wildly in his heart, this time he not only hugged the Buddha's feet, but also embraced almost all the powers he could think of. Now the main thing is a psychological comfort.

Needless to say, after 2 minutes passed, there was no abnormal noise coming from outside the door, not even any movement in the corridor.

"Really didn't come up?"

Li Ang suppressed his excitement.

In other words, if the female corpse brother really found him, 2 minutes is enough for the other party to come up and vent his anger on him three times.

Now that the entire corridor has remained silent for such a long time, maybe he went to another floor, or found other good things on the way.

Li Ang could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

So dangerous, almost... bang! ! !

At this moment, there was a dull explosion, and the door of the hotel where Li Ang was staying was knocked heavily, as if hit by a battering hammer, causing the whole room to vibrate.

Immediately afterwards, the air suddenly became quiet again, and a strange sneer came from outside the door.

Li Ang was startled with goosebumps all over his body, and his mentality exploded, "Suck, suck, suck your uncle! You really came up here!"

　Tou Tie wrote the fellow corpse brother, how can you say that this is also the youth of Jiutong, if you think this book is okay, I hope you can read it again!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)