Man is dead brother, he has become a madman

Chapter 16 Manga Uncle: Ang, Gah [The second update in nearly 3k! 】

"Uncle, you actually have a penguin, a king penguin."

Bai Xiaofei looked at the penguin gliding in disbelief.

Li Ang also narrowed his eyes and looked at the penguin.

In the Zombie comics, it was this penguin that ate the mutated bugs, and thus mutated itself, becoming a Zombie monster similar to a spider.

In the end, the poor manga uncle wanted to take his own family property and jump out of the window with Bai Xiaofei, but he didn't expect to be killed by his own pet, and his head was shot through.

Uncle Manga smiled and explained: "Xiao Fei, I didn't expect you to know this foodie variety. Let me introduce, this is my penguin CoCo. I participated in Penguin.com's original comic contest last year and won the first prize. In the end, the prize is this thing, do you want it? If you want it, I will give it to you, it is really delicious, and it will always live in my refrigerator."

"No, Uncle, this penguin of yours seems to be inseparable from water. Now the water in City H contains the dead brother virus, so doesn't that mean it will mutate too?" Bai Xiaofei asked in a panic.

Uncle Manga rolled his eyes, "There are three waterworks in City H, and the waterworks that happened to supply water to the city center, so the water here should be fine for the time being, and the corpses here are all It's from downtown."

"It shouldn't be a problem, who knows if there will be water leakage." Bai Xiaofei emphasized.

"Don't be nervous Xiao Fei, this penguin would have mutated long ago if it wanted to, don't you think it's doing well now?" Li Ang couldn't help explaining.

Because he knew that CoCo hadn't mutated at this time, but had ate the mutated insects in the uncle's body to become a corpse brother.

Bai Xiaofei also came to his senses, "That's right, Uncle, you douchebag penguin looks so dumb."

"Because CoCo hasn't eaten for a whole day, oops, don't worry about it, I'm so hungry, you two come here, I need you two to do me a favor."

While talking, this manga uncle with long flowing hair and stockings began to take off the red sweater on his upper body.

"Hey, hey, uncle, don't take off your clothes, I really don't have that hobby." Bai Xiaofei's face was covered with black lines.

As soon as I heard that he was needed for help, I felt that the three views were about to split.

He subconsciously looked at Li Ang beside him, "Li Ang, you just said that you will never forget Uncle's life-saving grace, now is the time for you to repay, go and help Uncle vent his anger."

Li Ang: "I*&%￥#"

"What are you thinking about? I'm pure and pure. My nickname is Xiao Baijie. I just want you two to help me see what the hell this is."

Uncle Manga opened his sleeves, and he could see an obvious bulge on his arm, which was even wriggling, as if there was something alive inside the bulge.

Uncle Manga clasped it with his hand, "This morning, this thing started to gurgle in the skin of my arm, it looked like a bug, and it seemed to be sucking my blood all the time, at first it was only as big as a grain of rice, but now It has become the size of a broad bean."

"If it's just a tick, it's not a big deal."

Bai Xiaofei rubbed his chin and pondered.

Uncle Manga looked happy, "Xiao Fei, you know? That's easy, you can help me make a gash on the skin to squeeze out the ticks, don't break the bugs, just in case The bug has mutated, and it is very likely that Uncle will also be infected."

Bai Xiaofei swallowed, "Uncle, I, Bai Xiaofei, haven't even cracked an egg, how dare I crack you. I think Brother Ang is more reliable in this matter."

After speaking, he looked at Li Ang. After all, when Li Ang killed the long-necked corpse brother, he was so smooth that he didn't even frown. He was definitely a ruthless person.

Uncle Manga also looked at Li Ang, "Ang, help Uncle, let's go!"

Li Ang didn't hesitate, "Uncle, it's not impossible to let me cut you. The problem is that my machete is covered with the blood of the corpse brother. If you use this knife, you may mutate in place. Are there other knives? What's the best way?" Better prepare some alcohol or something for disinfection."

Uncle Manga quickly said: "There are these things in the back room, ah, it has grown bigger again, Xiao Fei, go there and look for it."

"Okay, uncle, I'll go right away!"

Bai Xiaofei's expression also became serious, he rushed into the back room and rummaged through boxes and boxes, and when he came out again, he had a bottle of alcohol and a kitchen knife in his hand.

Li Ang took the kitchen knife, dripped a circle of disinfectant alcohol on the blade, and then aimed at the big bump on Uncle Manga's arm.

According to the plot of Brother Corpse comics, he knows that there is a mutated bug in it, and if one is not handled properly, it will indeed cause Uncle Manga to mutate, thus making the other party a Brother Corpse, so Li Ang is also very solemn in his heart, Uncle Manga will help him Grace, he must not harm the other party.

"Ang, wait a minute!"

Just when Li Ang was about to strike the knife decisively after seeing the exact position, Uncle Manga urgently opened his mouth to stop him.

"What's the matter, Uncle?" Li Ang asked puzzled.

"Ang, are you ashamed to ask me what's wrong? Don't you guys bring anesthesia?" Uncle Manga asked with a darkened face.

No matter how fierce he is, he won't be able to stand up to being stabbed abruptly!
"Is there an anesthetic?" Li Ang looked at Bai Xiaofei suspiciously.

The latter shook his head in shame.

"But I found this."

But soon Bai Xiaofei took out a rope wisely, "Uncle, I'll tie you up, so that you won't struggle wildly when you feel pain."

"Xiao Fei, you are so clever!"

Uncle Manga gasped, but he also knew that the situation was urgent, because the bulge on his arm was getting bigger and bigger.

"Forget you are ruthless, hurry up and make a quick decision."

Bai Xiaofei bent down and untied it, and asked curiously: "Uncle, why are there sutures on your waist? By the way, why didn't you have a kidney?"

Uncle Manga replied solemnly: "We cartoonists have always been very poor. For the new Apple 4S, I can only sell one kidney. Anyway, everyone has two kidneys, and one is barely enough. , It’s just that my body is a little weak, so I prepared a lot of Chinese herbal medicine.”

The black line on Li Ang's forehead couldn't stop sliding down.

People make money and birds die for food, but they can sell their kidneys for an iPhone. I really don’t know whether this manga uncle is ruthless or a god. The problem is that a kidney costs dozens of W, right? Just buying an Apple mobile phone is definitely a blood loss!

"Ang, you have to cut it slowly, you better give uncle a good time, don't be like I used to cut the skin, it hurts so much that I didn't dare to go to the ground for a month."
Uncle Manga gave another instruction.

Bai Xiaofei almost stared out his eyes, "Damn, uncle, you even cut the skin yourself, I, Bai Xiaofei, will not help you when I pee on the wall from now on, so I will obey you!"

Manga Uncle said arrogantly, "Oh, it's all old things, and I was young at that time, and I didn't have much money, so I had to do it myself."

Hearing this, Li Ang frowned. Is it used in this kind of occasion to say that you can do it yourself?Is this plausible?
Moreover, cutting the skin with a knife by yourself is really not a ruthless thing that ordinary people can do, but thinking about the fact that Uncle Manga can cut even a kidney in order to buy an Apple computer, the logic seems to be smooth.

"Ang, Fei, I see that you two are suddenly speechless, maybe you have to cut it too, if you two go to the hospital and feel embarrassed, I can do it, you will be young and inexperienced, but you will be proficient after cutting , or..." Uncle Manga suddenly became enthusiastic.

"Stop, stop, I'm pretty normal." Bai Xiaofei hastily expressed his position, for fear that he would take a step too late and the other party would directly start operating on him.

Uncle Manga couldn't help looking at Li Ang excitedly.

The latter simply raised the kitchen knife directly, like a doctor pushing the syringe twice to get an injection, "Uncle, are you all right? I'm about to start."

"Yeah~ Ang, I'll leave it to you whether uncle will be happy in the second half of his life... Damn, I didn't let you poke him directly!"

Uncle Manga shuddered twice, and wanted to say a few words to Li Ang solemnly.

After all, there isn't even an anesthetic now, if Li Ang doesn't perform well with the knife, he will probably be cut and bleed.

But before he could finish speaking, he saw Li Ang's face full of unbearable expression, holding a kitchen knife in his hand and directly stabbing him, that posture seemed to want to stab him to death, instead of cutting the bulge on his arm .

Uncle Manga subconsciously turned to one side, and ended up slashing the artery with a knife, and blood sprayed out on the spot, like a small fountain.

"Fuck, so bloody!"

Bai Xiaofei screamed strangely, hugged the cute penguin CoCo and hid aside.

Li Ang raised his arm to block the splashing blood, with a helpless expression on his face, "Uncle, you're messing around, it's all right now, Ga's artery is on."

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ps: nearly 6k for two chapters!

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