The girl who crossed over to my house was actually her mother's best friend

Chapter 111 Eating this stuff prolongs your life! (Please subscribe!)

Seeing Pei Hao biting into the meat, a delicious one, Su Qi thought about it and threw the knife and fork aside...

What rubbish, chopsticks are better!

Putting the beef that was cut just now into his mouth, Su Qi chewed the meat and said: "By the way, your mother is really in a hurry, and she has already started a blind date for you?"

"Isn't it? You don't know that I go back every day to hear my mother nagging about which family's son is married, which family's daughter is married again, and which of her best friends has grandchildren..."

Pei Hao picked up a kebab skewer, rolled the skewer until it sparkled, gritted his teeth and complained non-stop, he found someone who could vomit his bitterness.

"I hear it every day at home and my head hurts. If I knew it earlier, I should have learned from you. I honestly moved out to live alone. It would be so clean."

"It's the same, do you think I'm happy? Don't I have to listen to my mother nagging every time I go home now, as if I can't talk without urging the marriage..."

Su Qi looked at him empathetically, expressing that Dad understands you, you are also a fallen person in the world!

"Don't, don't, we are different... Don't you have a beautiful woman in your family? Lao Zhou said she looks like a fairy, and I haven't seen her before." Pei Hao quickly waved his hand to show you Come on this.

They are all living together with girls, how about pretending to be Nima?

"Why haven't you seen it?" Su Qi asked back.

"When did I see you?" Pei Hao was dumbfounded.

"Isn't that the photo I sent you at the beginning? Speaking of which, you saw it earlier than Lao Zhou." Su Qi took a sip of orange juice and said with reason.

"Fuck you, uncle, isn't that just a back view? I mean the front face." Pei Hao cursed with a smile.

"Take it as if you've seen it before."

"Cut, I knew that there was something wrong with that photo of yours back then, and you refused to admit it back then." Pei Hao curled his lips and pointed at him with an iron stick.

Su Qi raised his hand and said, "Hey, I'm not lying, she was indeed not my girlfriend back then."

"Wasn't it at the beginning? So it is now? Has it been caught?" Pei Hao noticed that there seemed to be other meanings in his words, and asked curiously.

"Not yet, still working hard..."

Su Qi chewed the spaghetti that came in beforehand...

This taste is really unpalatable, like chewing plastic, not as good as the dried noodles bought at home for a few yuan.

"You guys are weird enough, you're not a couple living together every day, tsk..." Pei Hao raised his glass, drank Coke, and smacked his mouth.

He searched around just now and found that this self-service store didn't even have beer, so he could only make do with some of the same gas.

There is no wine, the food is too unsatisfactory, and I will never come again next time.

"...Hey, what kind of relationship do you think you have?" Pei Hao continued.

"The relationship between the landlord and the tenant." Su Qi took it for granted.

"Is there a landlord like you who makes people eat and drink for free and pays you money?" Pei Hao rolled his eyes at him, then thought of something, and suggested, "Why don't you let me live in it too, so that you can just escape from my mother's clutches. .”

"You're not a woman, why should I let you live here?"

"Damn it, do you want to be so realistic? Are you forgetting your righteousness because of sex?"

"It's so realistic! How about you go to a certain country next door to have an operation and then come back, I can consider it."

"..."

Pei Hao rubbed his ass, and thought about it, the sacrifice was a bit big, and it would be more cost-effective to just go out and rent a house by himself.

"Speaking of which, you have a goal anyway, what is your mother talking about?"

"Don't talk about it, haven't you caught up yet?"

"Then you can also take him home to stop the mouth first, anyway, I think you two have a relationship, pretending to be a boyfriend and girlfriend shouldn't be a problem... Hey, let me tell you, if you don't know when the time comes, you can borrow it." It’s not impossible to do the trick directly and do the fake show for real, and it’s not impossible to push the boat along the way.”

Pei Hao winked at Su Qi and encouraged him.

"..."

Su Qi silently took a sip of orange juice with weird eyes. If he hadn't been convinced that Pei Hao really didn't know anything, he would have wondered if this son of a bitch was treacherous and trying to murder him.

If you really bring this back, let Su's mother look at it like this...the mouth can be blocked, but it's hard to say whose mouth was blocked.

And the gag must be tight, without panting—after all, he's gone right away...

Of course the dead can't speak.

"Okay, don't come up with bad ideas, if it was really possible, I would have done it already." Su Qi shook his head.

"What? Does your family disagree?"

"That's not true, it's just her identity... Forget it, I can only say that I should understand everything, and even if I don't understand, you won't understand. Every family has a difficult scripture to recite!" Su Qi sighed.

"..."

Hearing this, Pei Hao squeezed the cup tightly in his hand, feeling that his Wang Zhili was about to be uncontrollable——

Your sister, what he hates the most in his life is this kind of riddleman who doesn't speak human language.

"Don't talk about me, you should think about yourself, now you have no hope of getting out of the single."

"Look at fate, look at fate." Pei Hao didn't want to take this issue.

"Just lie to me, don't lie to yourself... By the way, don't you have a lot of single girls in Lao Zhou's company? Ask him to introduce you. I think he likes to do this the most."

"Come less, come less, maybe it will come again like today."

Pei Hao drank down the Coke impatiently, but he drank it too quickly and almost choked him.

"Cough, cough... Then what, we've been eating for so long, it seems like there's no movement at all?" Pei Hao took out a few tissues, wiped his mouth and changed the subject.

"What movement?"

"It's the girl I went on a blind date with. She didn't seem to call the police? She hasn't even sent me a message until now."

"Maybe she is more self-aware and knows that she is wrong?" Su Qi speculated.

"Can someone with self-knowledge do that?"

"Who knows?"

Su Qi shrugged, actually he also found it quite strange.

It stands to reason that it has been so long, they should have noticed something was wrong long ago, and then there should be the happy-to-hear call and the shrew swearing at the street...

Why is it so quiet now?

The script is not right.

The food was almost finished, Pei Hao went to pay the bill, and the two walked out of Baolong Plaza together.

"You slipped away like this, can your mother explain?" Su Qi raised his head, stretched his waist, and asked.

"Confession?" Pei Hao waved his hand disdainfully, "This time, I just want to let my mother see what kind of rotten fish and shrimps she introduced... I will have a reason to refuse such things in the future, so it will save her troubles." It’s non-stop all day long.”

"You have a pretty good plan."

"Okay, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going back, are you going to play games at night?"

"decide as things go."

The two said a few words casually, then separated, and went to the bus stop to wait for the bus to go home.

……

After getting off the bus, Su Qi, who wanted to go home directly, thought about it, and ordered a bowl of beef fried noodles at a noodle shop by the side of the road. He was afraid that when he got home, he would see Shen Wangqing overturning his car even after cooking noodles. He is too lazy to cook now, so he just Plan ahead.

After packing the beef noodles and returning home, the first thing Su Qi did when he opened the door was to look at the kitchen...

Hmm, nothing seems out of the ordinary.

I looked at the dining table again, and indeed I didn't find any messy unknown objects.

Didn't roll over?
Su Qi was a little unbelieving, thought for a while and then looked at the trash can next to him - maybe the evidence was destroyed.

Crouching down, I just stretched out my hand to take a look...

pat!

The door of the study opened suddenly.

Sensing the movement, Su Qi froze when turning over the trash can, turned his head and saw Shen Wangqing coming out of the room with a water glass.

She was just about to go to the coffee table to pour water with the water glass in her hand, she glanced at the corner of the living room inadvertently, and then saw Su Qi who was squatting by the trash can and also looking at her.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other, and the air froze for a moment.

Shen Wangqing was stunned for a moment, looked at his hand that had been stretched out in the trash can, frowned, and remained silent for a moment before opening her mouth and saying:

"You... have you eaten yet?"

"???"

Su Qi looked down at the trash can in front of him——

Under the circumstances, why does this sound so strange?

"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, I don't have such a habit." Su Qi quickly withdrew his hand and stood up to explain.

It always feels like there's been a terrific misunderstanding.

"It's okay, I don't need to explain, I can understand." Shen Wangqing waved her hand, uncharacteristically without any ambiguity, but put on an expression of "No need to explain, I understand".

"understand?"

Su Qi froze for a moment, then felt something was wrong, and quickly asked, "No, what did you understand?"

"The leader of the beggar gang, my job... I understand, I understand." Shen Wangqing scratched her chin and nodded in agreement.

"Very dedicated!" She walked over and patted Su Qi's shoulder very understandingly.

"..."

The corners of Su's mouth twitched.

Your sister, this stalk is hard to pass, right?

How many times have I said it, I am not Su Qier! !

Forget it...

After thinking about it, he was still not incompetent and furious, turned around and went into the kitchen to wash his hands, took a paper towel from the table and wiped it.

"I just want to check if your cooked noodles have overturned." Su Qi explained.

"Does this have something to do with you digging through the trash can?" Shen Wangqing didn't believe it.

"Isn't it because you are afraid that you will fall down and destroy the evidence?"

"You look down on me?"

"I don't look down on you, I just look down on your cooking skills."

"Hmph, did you check out anything?"

"……No."

"Then you still look down on my cooking skills?"

"All right, all right, I underestimated your level this time." Su Qi raised his hand in surrender.

That's right, if the cooked noodles can turn over, he probably has to suspect Shen Wangqing's brain development problem.

...... I guess I'm worrying too much.

Just as he was about to ask her if she wanted to eat more, he bought a bowl of fried noodles for her, but suddenly saw Shen Wangqing walking straight into the kitchen.

"Huh? Why are you going to the kitchen?" Su Qi was puzzled.

"Cooking noodles?" Shen Wangqing said without turning her head.

"Didn't you eat it?"

"Who told you that I ate it, and the noodles haven't even been cooked yet."

"???"

Hey, fortunately, he really thought that Shen Wangqing didn't roll over this time...

Feelings are not done at all?

Paid by mistake.

Su Qi didn't bother to dwell on this topic anymore, and asked, "I've been out for so long, yet you still haven't eaten?"

This is not in line with the most active personality of this guy.

"Watching TV dramas has caught my attention, and I have forgotten the time."

"Is it so pretty?"

Shen Wangqing didn't answer, and was thinking about using a pot to boil the noodles, when Su Qi said outside: "No need to cook, I just bought you a bowl of fried noodles, come out and eat."

"Fried noodles?" Shen Wangqing put down the noodles in her hand in surprise, and walked out, "How do you know I didn't eat any?"

"Don't the prophets know? I'm actually a magician." Su Qi looked at her with an inscrutable expression.

"Magician? Didn't you say that you have to be single for 30 years to become a magician? You have completed the task more than 20 years ahead of schedule?" Shen Wangqing tilted her head and looked at him in surprise.

"..."

Su Qi's smile instantly froze on his face.

He was just joking, do you want to be so heartbroken?

"Well, actually, I was afraid that you would overturn the car, so I deliberately planned ahead, but I didn't expect that you didn't even cook the noodles, so I can only say that it just happened to be wrong." Su lost his temper, and said the truth.

With that said, Su Qi opened the bag on the table, took out disposable chopsticks, lifted the bowl cover, and the unique aroma of fried noodles came over his face.

"Hmph, I knew you were not so kind." Shen Wangqing sat down, picked up disposable chopsticks, inserted them into the noodles and stirred them.

"Hey, I was afraid that you would starve, so I went to buy you a bowl of noodles... So, do you have a conscience?" Su Qi looked at her dissatisfied.

Shen Wangqing thought for a while, and felt that what she said just now was really inappropriate, she turned her head to look at him: "Okay, it's a bit difficult, why don't sister make up for you?"

"compensate?"

Su Qi raised his eyebrows, and turned his eyes around Shen Wangqing, "Why don't you let me touch your conscience?"

Shen Wangqing just took a sip of noodles, and almost spit out when she heard his words, she blushed and scolded, "Why are you thinking about obscene things all day long?"

"It's because what you said is too easy to make people think wrong."

"Tch, it turns out that people with yellow glasses see everything yellow."

"Where did you learn this? Miss Hui Ye?"

"Yeah, doesn't it make sense?"

"..."

Su Qi really couldn't think of how to refute this kind of wise words, but when it came to Miss Hui Ye, he felt that the relationship between the two of them was developing in the direction of Hui Ye and Bai Yin.

Miss Wangqing wants me to tell... oh no, I want my mother's best friend to tell me, it's a genius brain battle between two dead tsunderes.

If this thing was made into an anime, it would be pretty good.

"How about this, I haven't eaten enough outside just now, you can just feed me noodles." Su Qi thought for a moment, and then suggested.

"It's that simple?" Shen Wangqing was slightly surprised, this guy didn't want to take advantage of her, and went out to change his temper?
"That's right, it's that simple. An upright person like me can have any bad ideas." Su Qi nodded solemnly.

"Oh, then go and get a pair of chopsticks." Shen Wangqing pointed to the kitchen.

"Why are you using chopsticks? Don't you have them?" Su Qi glanced at the chopsticks in her hand.

"I've eaten this pair!"

"This is what I want..."

"Ok?"

"Oh, no, I mean, isn't this saving chopsticks? What a hassle." Su Qi changed his words in time.

"What's the trouble with washing the chopsticks?"

"Don't worry about it, just take a bite anyway, why bother? Hurry up, ah—"

Su Qi opened his mouth, Shen Wangqing hesitated for a moment, secretly scolded Su Qi for being shameless, and put a few noodles to his mouth.

Su Qi couldn't wait to take a bite, he didn't know whether to bite the noodles or suck the chopsticks...Anyway, Shen Wangqing's face turned red, she was so ashamed.

"Yes, is it that delicious?"

"What do you know? Take a bite of this stuff and prolong your life!"

"...?"

(End of this chapter)