Moon Emperor

Chapter 353 My Two-dimensional Girlfriend

There is the art of occasional scenes in Taoism, which is a branch developed from "Cunsi" and originated from the Shangqing Taoism.

The word "Ou" in "Oujing" refers to matching and pairing; "Jing" refers to exterior and interior scenes, as well as yin and yang.

Taken together, [Odd Scene] refers to the matching of yin and yang.

But this is not a Fangzhongshu, because Fangzhongshu requires a real person of the opposite sex as the object of Aiki.

The Art of Occurrence can be practiced by a single person, but when practicing, one must have a spouse. This spouse is not a real existence, flesh and blood, but a conceived god of the opposite sex.

This god cannot be seen by ordinary people, only the cultivators themselves can see it.

It has a classical romanticism about the love between humans and gods. During meditation, practitioners can sing in harmony with the poems of "Scenery Puppet", encourage each other, communicate and hand over, and even join hands to reach the shore.

To put it in a simpler way: my Two-dimensional girlfriend!

To be honest, when Su Yan first saw the record of the Occurrence Technique in the Thirty Thousand Daozang of Qingcheng Palace, he almost laughed out loud. What is the difference between this and the dead man's fantasy of "I have a girlfriend"?
However, this is an orthodox Taoist practice method. It is no joke. There are real examples in history: Yang Quan’s scene partner is Calyx Luhua, the Taoist daughter of Jiuyi Mountain; Yang Xi’s scene partner is the true concubine of Jiuhua; Xu Mi The scene is the wife of the King of England on your right.

Anyway, Daozang in Qingcheng Palace described it as mysterious and mysterious, but there was no specific practice method, only a comprehensive overview and introduction to the ins and outs.

Moreover, there seem to be two schools of thought in the art of genjutsu. One school holds the view that although they are called a couple, they should not act like a couple.

The other school's view is: thinking about the immortal truth and becoming one with one's own body.

In general, Su Yan thinks this is a very wonderful dual cultivation technique, even somewhat similar to the method of thinking about the moon god in Taiyin Baogao.

Of course, the Moon God imagined by Bao Gaocun is just an image that guards the Dantian and governs the whole body. It is essentially the same as the image of "The Bright Moon Reflects the Sea" that Su Yan has condensed so far.

The reason why Su Yan suddenly remembered the relevant records of the Art of Occurrence was just that after he and Qilonghuang were in the back hall of Daitian Palace, she felt very strange and thought about it.

"Communication" at the soul level is different from normal times.

The beauty of it not only reminded Su Yan of the art of puppetry, but also reminded him of the "Secret Sutra of the Sutra" that he had read in Qingcheng Palace.

It is an orthodox [combined book and dual cultivation] technique, and there are only a few records in it, and it is said that this state reaches a high and deep level, and can directly lead to the great road.

Su Yan had never thought about improving his cultivation through this aspect. The relationship between him and Qilonghuang was mostly for pleasure. After all, there was no specific way to practice.

Standing on the bed with white gauze curtains and delicate begonia flowers carved on the flowerbed, Huang'er, or the baby, was leaning lazily in Su Yan's arms, asking him to explain Su Wen's affairs in detail.

Su Yan hugged Qilonghuang, who was rarely frail and weak, and recounted the experience of going to Yaoyue Palace and how he and Su Wen met.

Unexpectedly, as he was talking, the empress's eyes suddenly shone, "I understand. When you were in Luoyang Palace, I always felt that someone was spying on me secretly, but no matter how hard I searched, I couldn't find any clues. I thought it was because I was paranoid. ”

"Now listening to your description of that foxy girl, it's obvious that she was peeking in secretly."

Su Yan was a little dumbfounded. In Qilonghuang's words, Su Wen directly rose to the level of "Hu Meizi".

"Hmph," Qilonghuang snorted, "But so what, you are the first one I get."

Su Yan lowered his head and kissed her cheek, "I know you are powerful, now you don't regret that I got you so easily, right?"

"I have no regrets in the first place." The Empress said proudly.

After continuing to be intimate for a while, the two of them left the classical bed that resembled a room within a room, and their souls returned to their bodies in the human world.

As soon as she returned to the Yangxin Hall, Qilonghuang's body that was sitting upright suddenly softened, as if she was a little uncomfortable.

She rubbed her legs and frowned slightly, "I have to take a shower later. I just discovered now that when we go to Daitian Temple, our souls are not completely separated from the body. There is still a trace of connection with the body."

Su Yan also noticed it and could only nod awkwardly in agreement.

"Forget it," Qilonghuang stood up, "Let's go directly to Huaqing Palace."

As she spoke, she stretched out a hand to Su Yan. Su Yan took it knowingly and walked out of the palace with the empress.

The empty palace was filled with hazy water vapor, and bright red petals were floating on the large rectangular bathing pool.

The peerless beauty with long hair like a waterfall is leaning on the edge of the pool very relaxedly.

Because Su Yan was with her this time, she no longer stared at her reflection as usual. She just squinted her eyes slightly and enjoyed the warm feeling of hot water immersing her whole body.

Su Yan was in a similar state until Qilonghuang suddenly said, "Why don't you let Xu Yan sleep with you tonight?"

Su immediately got excited and opened his eyes. He couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Stop teasing me."

"I'm not kidding you," Qilonghuang responded calmly, "I see that your movements are becoming more and more proficient. You must have practiced a lot of skills behind my back outside, right?"

Su Yan's face turned red, "No, it's nothing."

As he spoke, he changed the subject and said, "You also have to consider Ge Ling Xu's feelings. She is very loyal to you and is protecting your majesty in front of and behind her."

"I asked her." Qilonghuang picked up a handful of water with both hands and sprinkled it on herself.

"She doesn't like anyone, she just wants to stay by my side for the rest of her life."

"I also think she is very useful and I don't want to let her go."

"Under this premise, it's okay to let her enjoy a man's pleasure, right?"

Su Yan was dumbfounded, thought for a while and said, "You haven't said how she answered yet."

"She said that I am the meaning of her existence. She can sacrifice everything for me. As long as it is my order, she will obey no matter what."

Su Yan shook his head, "Then she still didn't answer directly. She was speaking from the perspective of master and servant, not from her own heart."

When the empress heard this, she clapped her hands directly, "Swallow~"

Su Yan was a little caught off guard. When she saw the heroic Xu Yan, she opened the palace door and walked in without hesitation.

Of course, she didn't come close, she just cupped her fists from a distance and said, "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

Qilonghuang turned his back to her and curled his fingers lazily, "Come here."

Xu Yan closed the door and approached without changing her expression, less than two steps away from Su Yan and the others.

Su Yan had no choice but to pretend not to know, turned his back to the other party, and closed his eyes to rest.

"Undress."

Xu Yan looked a little stunned, but after a pause, she still didn't ask anything and started to take off the bun and hairpin, letting her waist-length hair fall naturally.

Then he took off his waist knife, loosened his belt, took off his boots, and took off his Feiyan clothes and underwear one by one.

That's not all. Xu Yan arranged the things he took off from his body neatly and meticulously on the ground, as if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Although it is daytime, the Huaqing Palace has closed the door and is completely closed except for the vents. Therefore, the view inside the palace is a bit dim. Xu Yan's cheeks can be seen against the dim light of the candles. Somewhat crimson.

She bit her lower lip lightly and looked at the empress's back without blinking.Qilonghuang hooked her fingers again, "Come down."

Su Yan was like an old monk in trance, with his eyes closed tightly, and his posture was to look at his nose with his eyes, and his nose with his heart, motionless.

Xu Yan took steps slowly, but in the end she did not walk down the gap between the two of them, but entered the water from the left hand side of the empress.

Fortunately, His Majesty did not "correct" her in the process.

After half of her body was immersed in the warm water, Xu Yan let out a breath of relief, seeming to have regained some sense of security.

Qilonghuang didn't open her eyes, but said casually: "Give me a massage, I'm a little tired."

Xu Yan felt more at ease again and began to massage His Majesty's shoulders and limbs very attentively.

After a while, Qilonghuang slowly opened her eyes, and she hugged Xu Yan into her arms. This made the pavilion leader very nervous, and even his movements froze.

"Relax, don't be nervous." The empress patted her back which was stained with water drops.

Xu Yan tried her best to relax her tense body without saying a word.

"Master Su asked me to ask you something," Qilonghuang said and whispered in Xu Yan's ear.

Xu Yan's face suddenly turned red.

Qilonghuang added another sentence, "Master Su said that you have to proceed from your own heart. This time, you should think carefully before answering. There is no need to rush."

"Hey, hey," Su Yan couldn't help but said with her eyes closed: "Don't slander me, okay? It's obviously you who wants to ask?"

"Huh?" The empress said in a simple tone, but it carried a meaning that could not be refuted. Ordinary people would not dare to resist after hearing this.

But Su Yan would not be intimidated by her, "You said you asked her, I'm just curious about the answer."

Qilonghuang raised the corners of her mouth slightly, but said nothing, just waiting for the answer from the person in her arms.

After a long time, Xu Yan, with a flushed face, boldly whispered in Qilonghuang's ear and answered.

Of course Su Yan didn't eavesdrop. Is he that kind of person?
Qilonghuang smiled and said, "Mr. Su can't even hear what you say. Either speak louder, or go and talk to him yourself."

Xu Yan suddenly buried her face in His Majesty's arms, as if she could not find a place to hide, and did not care whether this would offend His Majesty.

This was the first time Su Yan saw that she did not quickly follow the emperor's words.

The smile on Qilonghuang's face grew wider, "She said she doesn't hate you. What does this mean? Mr. Su, don't you understand?"

Su Yan is taking a deep breath, inhale, exhale, calm down, don't be fooled, this must be a trap!
Once she agrees, Qilonghuang may immediately change her attitude.

"I, let's forget it." His voice was a little dry.

In fact, the reason for the rejection was not that he disliked Xu Yan, but that he remembered what he had promised You Yue, saying that he would touch less women and concentrate on training. But he immediately started it again as soon as he came to the Empress' territory?How is this appropriate?

In fact, after leaving the Demonic Palace, he originally planned to retreat into seclusion, but he did not expect to break into the fifth realm in one day, so this plan was temporarily shelved.

"Little Yanzi, did you hear that? Mr. Su doesn't like you." Qilonghuang's tone was light and there was no hint of happiness or anger.

However, Xu Yan's mood suddenly dropped. She raised her head from the Empress's arms. The blush on her face had faded a lot, and her expression returned to that businesslike, expressionless look.

This made Su Yan a little anxious, "Don't misunderstand me."

"Oh?" Qilonghuang said with a smile, "Then Mr. Su just likes our little Yanzi?"

Xu Yan immediately turned her face away. This time, even her fair neck was a little red.

"I" Su Yan really wanted to pounce on this guy and give this guy a good beating, "Can you stop playing with the feelings of your personal guard? Isn't this interesting?"

"I didn't." Qilonghuang's slender fingers leisurely stirred the water and refused to admit it.

"Yanzi, do you think I have played with your feelings?"

Xu Yan replied in a low voice: "No."

Su Yan was speechless.

"I think Mr. Su is playing with your feelings, right?"

Xu Yan almost blurted out, but luckily she didn't fall into his majesty's trap, so she just kept silent and didn't answer.

Qilonghuang looked back and glanced at the neatly arranged clothes under her hands, "Why is there a candied haws on a stick? Who gave it to me? I remember you don't like sweets, right?"

Xu Yan's heart tightened and she hesitated: "I, I"

Su Yan also reacted immediately. He quickly looked back and said, "You also have a share, I forgot to give it to you."

As he spoke, he swam over and stuffed a wrapped candied haws into Qilonghuang's hand.

The empress looked at Su Yan, who still had her eyes closed, with a scrutinizing look. She asked in a playful tone: "Isn't this the one you left for yourself? If I didn't ask, would you have fooled me? "

Su Yan smiled bitterly and said, "I finished it on my own way."

Xu Yan also explained in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Mr. Su just bought an extra bunch and gave it to me. If you sent someone else to pick him up, I believe he would do the same thing."

"No, I believe he would only do this to beautiful women. If it is a bad old man, our Mr. Su will probably not bother to care." Qilonghuang said with a charming smile.

After saying that, she looked at Su Yan and said, "Mr. Su, do you think what I said is true or not?"

Although Su Yan didn't want to admit it, he still had to bite the bullet and answer, "Yes, but it doesn't have to be beautiful."

In fact, he wanted to say that he would do the same thing if it were a child; but it was impossible for the empress to send a child to pick him up.

"Okay, okay, you two relax, I'm just teasing you." Qilonghuang said and stretched, revealing her beautiful body curves.

"I've finished washing. I'm going up first. If you two don't mind, you can continue."

Seeing His Majesty starting to turn around and go ashore, Xu Yan didn't dare to stay, so she quickly followed her up and helped her clean her body and put on her clothes.

Xu Yan then dressed herself up and left Huaqing Hall as if fleeing, not daring to look back at Su Yan at all.

In the empty Huaqing Palace, Su Yan opened his eyes and couldn't help but feel a little empty.

I heard Yu Nu sneak out and comment, "Master, this woman is a bit powerful, unlike those characters you used to fool around at will."

Su Yan was silent, but Youyue also said quietly: "You have to be careful about this woman, she is not simple."

Su Yan was dumbfounded now, "Are you worried that I will be betrayed by Qilonghuang? Don't worry, I have a sense of discretion."

(End of this chapter)