Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 568 He Pulled His Pants

Liu Lu: "..."

"What are you talking about!"

She is not the vicious old witch in the story of the fourth daughter-in-law, who even poisoned her own son to death!

Besides, it's a good thing she has to rely on to glorify her ancestors and let her ancestors smoke once for her!
Although Liu Lu's craftsmanship is not as good as Liu Dongsheng's or Miao Cuixiang's, but this is meat!

Besides, Pi Beng is not that picky when eating, which may be regarded as an excellent tradition of the old Liu family.

"Children, today we are going to learn Li Bai's poem "Thoughts at a Quiet Night". Let's read the first sentence to the teacher first, the moonlight before the bed!"

Other children: "The moonlight is bright in front of the window!"

Fartbang: "Hi, hi, hi, hi!"

Other children: "It is suspected to be frost on the ground!"

Fartbang: "Hi, hi, hi, hi!"

Other children: "Look up at the bright moon!"

Fartbang: "Hi, hi, hi, hi!"

Other children: "Low your head and think about your hometown!"

Fartbang: "Hi, hi, hi, hi!"

"Teacher, Liu Yuansi learns how to call goose in class!" Pi Beng's deskmate raised his hand to complain.

Everyone couldn't help but look at him.

Fart Beng raised his neck without fear and burped the loudest.

"belch!"

Hahahaha!

The classroom was in chaos, only Pi Beng looked like the mountain collapsed in front of him without changing his face, Liu Bao laughed along with the others, Tian Bao looked at him worriedly, for fear that the teacher would punish him.

Fart Beng: What's there to be afraid of, isn't it just a hiccup!
Just like you can't hold back your shit and pee, you can't hold back this hiccup either!

It was because mother cooked too much delicious food in the morning, and he was afraid that he would eat too much if he didn't finish this meal.

"Stop laughing, be quiet, be quiet!"

The teacher patted the table, and as soon as he calmed down, he heard another hiccup.

Laugh again.

teacher:"……"

Fart Beng: "You all laughed like this after hiccupping, but if I fart, you will die laughing."

"Hahaha, no, it's smoked to death! Fart, your fart is too stinky!" Liu Bao laughed so hard that he almost got under the table.

"Farts are inherently stinky, what's so ridiculous, you guys will feel uncomfortable when you can't fart!"

I didn't expect that it would come true in a few days.

Liu Lu's fried chicken and duck products are doing very well. One day, a big customer came and bought all the duck products that could have been sold until the evening. He also bought a lot of fried chicken, leaving only eight or nine catties.

And the chicken at home has not been marinated well, so it can’t be used. Thinking that the workers can still rest on Sunday, she has been spinning for a long time, so she just rested for half a day, fried the remaining chicken, and took it to Miao Cuixiang. , let them eat together.

It wasn't time to eat but it was time to cook. Liu Lu and Miao Cuixiang went to make lunch and put the fried chicken on the table.

Liu Hu came back to drink water when he was thirsty, and after taking two sips, he saw the oily paper bag.

Why, why does it look like the oil paper bag of my aunt's fried chicken?
The tempting aroma of fried food went straight to his nostrils.

Looking around, I could hear grandma and sister-in-law talking, but no one was there. Thief Xixi opened a crack in the paper bag and saw the fried golden chicken inside.

Really his favorite fried chicken, and so much more!
Hahaha!
It's like finding a chunk of gold!Pick it up and run.

After entering the house, he closed and locked the door, and took out a particularly large chicken leg.

Liu Hu said to himself, I will steal a piece!
But the fried chicken was too fragrant, and he devoured it again, feeling that the taste was gone before he tasted it.

"I'll eat another piece, just one piece!"

When his full stomach was almost bursting, he realized that there was only a little scum left.

Forget it, I've eaten so much, let's eat the dregs too!

"The fried chicken I put there, it's weird, why is it gone, I brought it for the whole family to eat together!"

Liu Lu wanted to put it on the plate, but couldn't find it.

"Fart Beng, did you steal the fried chicken?"

"I didn't, I'm not the kind of greedy cat that eats up my throat and leans on the wall like Brother Little Wolf."

"..."

Then who can hiccup all the way through breakfast and be laughed at by the whole class?
However, Fart Beng said a lot, and Liu Lang's suspicion is indeed very serious.

Liu Lang: "I just came in, no matter how much I ate, my throat didn't get so big that I swallowed eight or nine catties of fried chicken in one breath."

The eyes of the throat must not be stabbed.

"I know who it is. Just now Xiaohu said he came back to drink water and never went back. He must have eaten it. Come out, Xiaohu!"

He has a portion of those fried chickens, so he dares to grab his food!
When Liu Hu heard this, he couldn't go out anymore and shrank in the room.

Disorderly footsteps were soon heard.

"The door is locked, he must be inside!" Liu Lang sniffed hard at the crack of the door with his nose, "I can already smell it!"

What if he ate? Anyway, the door was locked and the windows were locked. If they dared to smash the glass, grandma would definitely beat them up first.

The fried chicken is full, and it’s okay not to eat.

Shouting and knocking on the door, Liu Hu just pretended to be dead inside, there was nothing he could do.

"What are you doing, it's time to eat!" Miao Cuixiang shouted.

Miao Cuixiang is stewed meat. If you miss fried chicken, you can't miss stewed meat.

Liu Lang took two steps, but it was not enough to relieve his anger.

"Eat so much fried chicken in one go, you just wait to suffer!"

Liu Hu lay on the bed with his feet raised beautifully.

The fried chicken is so delicious, how could it be possible to suffer, the eldest brother is just jealous of him!He didn't suffer from eating so much before!
I didn't feel anything except a little overwhelmed.

Liu Hu didn't eat at all, and fell asleep while lying down. He slept from noon to evening, and Pi Beng and others all left.

When it was time to eat dinner, I was still not hungry, so I didn't eat dinner at all until I went to school the next day.

Liu Hu was already in junior high school. After eating fried chicken, he didn't eat lunch, dinner, or even breakfast the next day. His stomach was bloated and indigestible.

"My child, let's see if you still eat it secretly in the future, take some medicine to help digestion, and go to school quickly!"

When I was in class, my stomach was rumbling, as if there was a foreigner living inside, talking birdsong.

Liu Hu was worried that he would have diarrhea, but he didn't feel it after waiting for a long time until the second Chinese class.

"Liu Hu, come and continue reading!"

Caught off guard by being called, Liu Hu was taken aback. He was distracted and didn't pay attention to where he was reading.

Accompanied by the question of "Huh?", there was a sound of puffing, and the stench filled the air. His stomach finally felt comfortable, and there was an expression of enjoyment on his face.

But it hurt the classmate next to him.

"Teacher, Liu Hu is pulling his pants!"

"I didn't, that's bullshit!"

"The farts are not so stinky. It makes people want to vomit. He just pulls his pants! I heard him say before that the kid in their family who loves to fart is called Fart Beng, and he just pulls his pants!"

Even the teacher said with a forbearing expression: "Student Liu Hu, go to the toilet quickly."

It will stink until school is over after getting clothes done.

Their Chinese teacher is the strictest. Usually, anyone who wants to go to the bathroom in his class will hold back and dare not speak easily.

It can be seen that Liu Hu's fart is so powerful that it can make him let go.

"But I really didn't pull my pants!"

"Don't be brave, cleanliness is more important than face!"

Rubbing his ass full of feces, and his mother has to wash his pants when he gets home, he will be beaten!
Liu Hu wants to cry but has no tears. Should he take off his pants on the spot to prove his innocence?
(End of this chapter)