Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 534 I Thank You for Your Hammer

Xu Xiaoyun started school, and Liu Lang and others also started school.

Liu Wen still has to go to the sports school, but he doesn't have to live in a dormitory anymore.

Liu Lang and Liu Hu also transferred to two schools near Miao Cuixiang's canteen.

It's time for Liu Lang to enter junior high school. Although Liu Hu is two years younger than Liu Lang, he goes to school a little earlier, and he can still enter junior high school after a year of elementary school.

Neither of the two children were timid and introverted, so Miao Cuixiang led them to register and identify the door, and they could walk to and from school by themselves.

On the first day of school, distribute new books and clean the classroom.

The first grade of junior high school is full of new classmates and new classes, so self-introduction is unavoidable.

"My name is Lin Tongtong. I am 13 years old. I usually like to read books and play rubber bands."

"My name is Wang Meng. I am 12 years old. I like playing football. My parents are workers in a beverage factory!"

Wow, everyone cast envious eyes, do you often get drinks?
Children like popsicle drinks and things like that.

Everyone's self-introduction is similar, until Liu Lang.

"My name is Liu Lang. I used to go to elementary school in Honghe Village. I usually like to catch bugs and mice, and I like to kill pigs!"

Gone!

Concise and concise, the main thing is that the whole class has to introduce themselves, when will I talk too much?
But also scary enough.

Liu Lang's deskmate was a female classmate. Hearing this, she moved aside in fear, wishing to get as far away from him as possible.

Boys who catch worms have caught them, but killing pigs...

The teacher pulled the corner of his mouth reluctantly, "This is really a unique hobby."

After class, someone asked Liu Lang to suspect that he was bragging.

"I don't like to brag. In addition to pigs, I have also killed fish, chickens, and sheep. I can also remove the bones, shave the fish bones without any meat on them, and put the fish bones back together."

"Impossible, you must be bragging!"

"I'm not bragging, you can see when you eat fish."

As for the female deskmate, she went straight to the office and insisted on changing seats.

But the number in the classroom is odd, so if she is replaced, Liu Lang will sit at a single table by himself.

Liu Lang: This is the only way to feel comfortable!

Liu Hu is a transfer student, and he introduced himself alone. The teacher thought he would finish with a few sentences, but he didn't expect him to start a long speech.

"My name is Liu Hu, and I have two younger brothers, and a younger sister who I don't recognize and is dead!"

What the hell?
Even the teacher pricked up his ears, why is the family relationship so chaotic!

"My elder brother and younger brother are called Liu Lang and Liu Bao respectively. My father said that he knew that we should be called jackals, tigers, and leopards. It sounds like brothers. Fortunately, my father can't write the word jackal. Otherwise, my elder brother should be called Liu jackal. Yes, he definitely doesn’t like it! As for my younger sister who died early, she was a pig, and my father raised it as his own daughter. In winter, he fell into a hole in the river and drowned or froze to death.”

puff!

It turned out to be such a younger sister who died young.

"I used to go to elementary school in Honghe Village. This year, my whole family came to the provincial capital with my aunt who was admitted to university. So my parents are farmers, and they can't do anything except work... It's not right. My father also thinks about life and the universe. , go to our family’s ancestral grave in the middle of the night to see if there is any smoke, and catch demons, catch ghosts, dance, and pray for rain!”

The little students couldn't help opening their mouths: "It's so cool!"

Teacher: sick!
"But my father always said the wrong thing, and was chased and beaten by my grandma with a broom and a pole. My elder brother is very good at eating, and I, I, perfectly inherited my father's ability to catch goblins, especially the boy's urine. "

"Stop, stop, classmate Liu Hu, we can't promote feudal superstitions. The introduction is almost done, you sit back and let's go to class!"

"Teacher, I haven't finished yet!"

After class, a group of students surrounded Liu Hu and asked him if he could really catch fairies.

"Of course I can. Let me tell you, the most powerful thing to catch goblins is boy urine. My mother was upper bodyed several times, and my brother and I used boy urine to help her heal!"

Wow, that's great!
"My grandma still runs a canteen, just ahead, if you want to buy anything, you can buy it from my grandma!"

This is too happy, does Liu Hu eat whatever he wants at home?

All of a sudden, Liu Hu became the most popular person in the class.

After school, they surrounded him to go to his canteen, and on the way they met Liu Lang who was also coming home from school for dinner.

And Liu Lang was alone.

"Big brother!"

"Are you brother Liu Hu who was almost called Liu Jack?"

Liu Lang: Death gaze.

What did this idiot brother say to others?

I don't want to talk to him, just walk forward on my own.

The location of Miao Cuixiang's canteen was well chosen. On the first day of opening, a lot of business came to the store. After school started, more students passed by here, and the snacks were especially good.

Liu Lang greeted and entered the door first, and then Liu Hu followed with a group of students.

Asking questions, almost everyone bought snacks for a few cents.

Liu Qiushou and Chen Mei helped move the goods.

"Liu Hu, are those your mother and your father? Uncle, is it that you can catch fairies, catch ghosts, and dance to the gods?"

Yo, these kids are so smart!
Liu Hu is an interesting son, and he will publicize his father's great achievements. He thought that his heroic deeds and abilities would be buried in the provincial capital.

Liu Qiushou puffed up his chest, "That's right, it's me! I know a lot!"

"Auntie, is that the goblin that Liu Hu drove off with boy urine?"

Chen Mei: "..."

Why do people still know about her unbearable deeds even in the provincial capital?
"Liu Hu, you little brat, are you talking nonsense!"

There are many people and things in the house, so it is especially easy to avoid.

"Why are you beating the child? The child is telling the truth!" Liu Qiushou helped to stop him, such a good son, you can't beat him!

"To be honest! I would also like to say that when he was a child, he played house with several girls in the village and got married. He must say that he has several daughters-in-law!"

Chen Mei originally wanted to expose his black history, but Liu Hu and his classmates said otherwise.

"You are too good! When I was a child, I wanted to marry people, but I didn't want to. I have always been a watchdog! They think I'm ugly!"

This child was born with a shoehorn face, and his face and chin were so long that he could plow the ground.

"It's okay, I don't think you're ugly! I'm in our village, and I'm the most popular child among the elderly and little girls. I stopped playing house, but I still have two big boys who call me Dad all the time! "

A boy with a shoehorn face and star eyes, this is amazing!

"From today onwards, you are my best friend and my God!"

Liu Hu's mouth was almost grinning behind his ears, and he pretended to be modest and said, "Actually, it's not that powerful, it's average, and it's the third in the family."

Feeling proud, Chen Mei broke through Liu Qiushou's blockade and twisted Liu Hu's ear.

Fat people's ears are also thicker than others, which is easy to twist.

"Ouch, grandma, mother pinched my ear!"

Miao Cuixiang looked up at the sky, pretending not to hear.

Seeing that she didn't care about it, Chen Mei made up her mind and turned around again.

"Let you talk nonsense!"

"I'm not talking nonsense, if it weren't for my boy peeing, you would be a goblin now, mother, you should thank me!"

"I thank you for the hammer!"

Thanks to him for making her famous in the school, does the whole class know that she was pissed by him?

(End of this chapter)