Chapter 520
"Mom, Mother Chen is talking bad things about our family behind my back again, I'm caught, when will we organize a group to go to their house to deal with them?"

When Liu Qiu got it back, he reported it to Miao Cuixiang.

"What's the matter? I'm so busy that I don't have that much time. She likes to say whatever she likes. She's just jealous of us. When we go to the provincial capital, we won't be able to go back to Honghe Village. Knowing that she hurts us in the village And came back on purpose to slap her and give her face!"

The family has been packing up their things for the past few days. Xu Xiaoyun is going to report at the end of August, and they plan to go early so that they can rent a house and settle down. They can't be in the same time as going to the university to report to work. That would be too rushed.

Maybe they can even send the fourth daughter-in-law to go to college and go for a walk in the university, and they can also accept the influence of culture. It would be even better if the stupid brains of the family can be enlightened.

Miao Cuixiang really didn't have time, and the women in the family didn't have time, so they had to come to pack things and let those men do it, they didn't know what to bring and what not to bring.

It's not that she is not angry, but Miao Cuixiang has sublimated her. In her eyes, Chen's mother is a poor scum who can't benefit from her son. She doesn't do anything other than jump up and down.

Seeing this, Liu Qiushou just needs to go find Liu Lang and his children. Xu Xiaoyun is also packing up and has no time to bring the baby. Liu Lang rushes to bring the sweet treasure, but with the sweet treasure, Liu Bao and Pi Beng have to follow, and it will be a success. a bunch.

"Father, grandma is too busy, let's teach them a lesson!" It's true that Liu Lang likes to bring sweet treasures, but he doesn't like to bring the other two.

But she cries if she only takes Tianbao without them, and with You Nao's head hurts but she is happy.

Heaven and earth, can Liu Bao and Beng be stuffed back!
It is better to trouble others than to trouble yourself, so that the Chen family, who have suffered so much and have not long memory, can also taste the power of Liu Bao's heel!
There were seven people from the oldest to the youngest, one of them was holding a stick in his hand, and Liu Qiushou was also carrying a basket of chicken droppings.

It was the ones they picked down the mountain a few days ago.

Sliding aside, the Chen family was directly blocked in the house.

"Start!"

Liu Qiushou gave an order and no one moved.

"Fuck it!" He didn't care what he said?

Liu Hu was troubled, "Father, if you really want to do this, it's too smelly!"

I always feel that today's chicken shit is a bit more smelly than before.

"If you think it smells bad, they think it smells even worse! We smell bad for a while, but they smell bad for days or even months! Thinking about it this way, do you feel like you've made money?"

Liu Hu: "..."

It seems that what Dad said has some truth... What a fart!
After Liu Qiushou finished talking, he took the lead, blocked his nostrils with paper balls, wrapped a piece of torn clothes around his hands, wrapped a rope around his wrists to fix it, put it into the chicken manure, and wiped it on the wall of Chen's house.

warrior!

Liu Lang and the others couldn't help giving a thumbs up!

Liu Qiushou raised his head proudly, otherwise why is he a father?This is the courage of being a father!

The courage to dig shit with your hands!
It's not like I haven't touched it before!

It was not the first time that the Chen family was surrounded by the Liu family. The Chen family was very frightened and closed the door to enter the house. They were afraid that they would overturn the wall and fall from the sky like last time, trap them in the house and wipe them out. They still felt that they were special. Be smart, you can't get into the house now, unless you break the glass.

But if Liu Qiushou dared to smash the glass, they would dare to make them pay!
Several people learned their lesson and spread out to hide, so as not to block each other.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, not only looking at the fence in the yard through the glass.

"Mom, are they scaring us, and they didn't intend to come in at all?"

"It seems to be, why don't you go out and have a look?"

He didn't go out, what if he just waited for them to go out?
Then get caught straight?

Liu Lang climbed on the ladder and sighed, why haven't they come out yet.

They really didn't stand up and lie in ambush by the wall, just waiting for someone to come out and throw chicken shit at him.

It's a pity that after waiting for a long time, no one was found, so he was so angry that he smeared chicken feces on the wall, and then grabbed the ladder to get down, making a string of shit handprints on the ladder.

Except for Tianbao who dislikes the smell and stands far away, the whole villain is still clean. Liu Qiushou and others paste the wall above, and Liu Bao and Pi Beng learn to paste the bottom.

They didn't have old clothes to wrap their hands, so they got chicken feces all over their hands. They touched their little faces from time to time, and there were all over their faces.

Liu Lang: "..."

What a shit!
Brothers, my brother admires you!

Originally, he wanted to join them to talk, but he dared not go now, for fear that he would also throw shit on him, and he would not be able to provoke him.

"Little Leopard, Pi Beng, Tian Bao wants to go to a far, far place with my uncle and aunt, so I'll leave you two at home, Tian Bao doesn't want you anymore!"

The two children stopped throwing shit.

Sweet baby doesn't want them anymore?
Liu Bao flattened his mouth, "Didn't mother say that we should all go?"

"But mother hates you and is too young, so she doesn't want to take you with her."

Wow!

"You can't leave me, I want sweet baby!"

The familiar magic sound piercing ears has come!

Fortunately, they were prepared, and took out two balls of paper with their clean hands that had not touched chicken feces and stuffed them into their ears.

Wanting to open the door to check the situation, just as he dared to open the door, Father Chen, who was frightened by the crying, shook his hand, and with a bang, the door closed again.

But the sound is pervasive, even when the door is closed, it can still be heard.

The crying is so ugly and penetrating, it must be the crying boy of the Liu family.

They actually carried such a killer weapon!
The crying person is upset and irritable.

"I've never heard a cry worse than his!"

Adults can bear it, children can't bear it, Chen Yuanyuan's mouth is flattened, and wow, she also cried.

Originally, Liu Lang wanted Liu Bao to play a duet with Pi Beng, but Pi Beng, who was obviously pouty, refused to cry.

Instead, he turned grief into strength, thrusting both hands into the dung basket, turned into a dung-spraying warrior, and slammed it against the wall frantically.

This was not enough, suddenly felt a little pain in the stomach, and he was wearing crotch pants, squatting directly at the door of the house, his face was tense, and his lips were pursed, as if he was doing something important in life.

Shit is indeed a major event in life, eating, drinking and shitting, you can't live without these four things in your life.

Pfft!
He probably ate too much watermelon yesterday, and he still had a bit of diarrhea. In the end, he farted with a puff, and Liu Lang suspected that he almost shook the door open.

They only felt a stench worse than chicken feces rushing towards their faces, and they couldn't help but hold their breath quickly, for fear of fainting from the stench.

Fart, fart, it really deserves its reputation, it is worthy of being a child who was born by fart, it is a talent!

If it weren't for the fact that he had short legs and couldn't get in, Liu Lang would have hugged him and let him put Chen's family in the pot.

(End of this chapter)

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