Chapter 507
Two children are hugging each other, one is crying, the other stretches out his hand and learns to hit someone to pat someone on the back to comfort him, except that the crying is a bit ugly, the picture is very beautiful!
Xu Xiaoyun suddenly felt the decline of her family status.

But it's worth it!

Who wouldn't want such a beautiful and sensible daughter?
Liu Dongsheng: He doesn't want to!
...Ah bah, fake!

While filming, Tianbao persuaded in a childlike voice, "Stop crying, let's go on the swing! Watch Auntie bathe Pibeng."

So Xiaobao stopped crying, and the two got off the kang, and went to the yard hand in hand.

She doesn't want this mother anymore!

While being forced to take a bath in the basin by Liu Lu twisting his arms and legs, Bi Beng was still thumping and trying to crawl out, unable to stop for a moment like ADHD.

Tianbao and Liu Bao sat on the swing with their mouths open in an O shape.

Rhubarb was also lying not far from the tub.

Hey, this human cub is not as obedient as I am in the bath!
I love to take a bath, Mao Mao is good~
After washing off the chicken feces on his body like a war, and even the broken egg liquid, Liu Lu raised his hand and slapped his buttocks twice, like a drowned rat.

It was probably in pain, so Pibeng was honest for two seconds, and then struggled and resisted more intensely!

This is not his mother, Mother Earth is his eternal mother!

"My brother is really scary, Brother Xiaobao, please don't follow my brother's example."

One who dares to teach and the other who dares to listen, who is the brother and who is the sister of the two of them!
Why does it seem that her Tianbao is the big one?
After taking a shower and changing into clean new clothes, Pi Beng was stuffed into the swing by Liu Lu.

He thumped and wanted to climb down, but Tianbao coughed, and when he saw her, he immediately calmed down, but his little expression seemed a little aggrieved.

Amazing!

Liu Lu went out to pour the dirty water and poured it directly on the door, and it dried up after a while in the summer.

Almost splashing Liu Qiushou all over, looking at Liu Lu again, he looked up at the sky suspiciously.

"It's not raining yet, old man, did you go swimming in the river with us behind your back?" Liu Qiushou sniffed hard, "It's not like, it smells like chicken shit, you fell into a pile of chicken shit !"

Eyes full of sympathy.

How pitiful, hahahaha!
Liu Lu: "..."

His face was expressionless, and he really wanted to smash his head with the big aluminum basin in his hand.

But if you smash the big basin, you won't be able to take a bath, and my mother will make her pay for it!
No, no, no, you can't do things that lose money!
Liu Lu put down the basin, walked up to Liu Qiushou, and hugged Liu Qiushou to the princess with great strength.

The first time Liu Qiushou experienced the princess hug: "!!!"

From ha ha ha to ah ah ah!

"What are you doing, third child!"

"Let you try to get rid of the chicken manure pile!"

This direction is really going up the mountain.

"Help! Chicken manure is drowning!"

Flooding people, how can chicken dung flood people, but if you bury people with chicken dung, maybe there are only three endings!

Eat a bloody way by eating chicken manure!
He couldn't survive eating chicken manure, and he was stuffed to death, or drowned.

In the end, he was so stinky that he didn't want to breathe and died.

"Oh my god, third child, you have invented a new way of dying, but let big brother go!"

Liu Qiushou struggled a few times, but didn't move, and became even more frightened.

I knew she was strong, but I didn't expect it to be so strong!
He still doesn't want to die young, but he can make more contributions to this society, eat more food for this family, make more dung, and bring more family heirlooms!
The heirloom is so precious, don't waste it and bury him!
"Help, help!"

"It's broken, it's broken, Aunt Miao, your eldest is hugged by the third child and shouted for help, if you want to throw him into the chicken manure pile and drown him!"

When the messenger said this, he was very confused about whether to smile or not.

At the same time, I am also curious, can this chicken manure really drown people?
want to see!
Miao Cuixiang: "..."

He picked his ear with his little finger, "Which boss and third child are you talking about?"

It's Liu Lang and Liu Wen. They are also the boss and the third child.

However, Liu Wen went to the sports school as if he had taken some growth hormone. He came back from winter and summer vacations every time. He grew taller and had the same appetite. He was half a head lower than Liu Lang.

On the contrary, it was Liu Hu who made him unable to persist in running, but insisted on drinking goat milk. He followed Liu Lang's buttocks all day to go to the sheepfold to drink milk.

This is a bit strange?
But really!

He was limited in stature, and he gained a lot of weight.

When the ewes in the sheepfold saw them, they rubbed against them and made gestures to facilitate milking.

Ewes: The human cubs we raised together are back!Big boy, how much milk do you want this time?
But can Liu Lang beat Liu Wen?

Miao Cuixiang doesn't know, she doesn't look much different in size, but Liu Wen usually doesn't fight at all.

"No, it's Liu Qiushou and your family Liu Lu! I've told you everything, I have to follow along to see if it's thrown into the chicken manure pile!"

Miao Cuixiang: "..."

"Wait, I'm going too!"

This little bastard, ah bah, should be called a big bastard, the child is still making a fuss at such a big age, how long is she going to fuck with her heart!
They found Liu Qiushou in the pile of chicken manure. Liu Lu left so fast that it was already too late.

At that time, Liu Lu was piling chicken feces on the side of Liu Qiushou's neck in handfuls, taking pictures, as if the next handful was the last handful of grave soil.

Liu Qiushou had given up struggling and was tired, but when he saw Miao Cuixiang, he started calling for help again.

"Help, the third child is crazy!"

Liu Lu looked back and stopped her movements, but Miao Cuixiang looked very calm and didn't step forward at all. She stood far away and could see where she was.

"It's really buried. Are you having fun?"

Liu Lu pondered, whether Mother was going to beat her or not, why did she ask a question first.

After hesitating, he nodded.

"Play with you if you are happy, as long as there is no trouble, just bury a little more over there, there is a piece missing!"

I also give remote guidance, it is too smelly nearby!

Liu Qiushou: "..."

"Mother, am I still your most beloved eldest son?"

"No! Don't learn from the second child! If you have a kid like Pibeng, you have to be anxious, make your sister happy, and let you out when you are happy!"

Isn't the purpose of being an older brother to solve problems for younger siblings?
After so many years, Liu Qiushou is finally competent!That's what he's good for!

Being a father is not as good as his own son!

Liu Qiushou: "..."

"It's over, mother is also crazy!"

Miao Cuixiang has long wanted to deal with him, occupying the boss's nest, but not doing the boss's business.

Let him plant the land, and he doesn’t care about anything other than farming, just know how to eat!Not at all like a big brother.

If she's gone, ah bah bah, it's just a hypothetical, the four brothers and sisters have different tempers, and they don't even know if they can still get along with each other, don't care about anything else, let's vent our anger first.

Look exciting, let off steam!
Seeing that Niang didn't stop her, it was impossible for Liu Lu to give up, so she continued to cover her with chicken shit.

"Brother, brother, I'm just helping you to see if you don't have to swim in chicken feces and drown people with chicken feces. Don't you like thinking about these weird things the most?"

Look, what a sister she is!

Liu Qiushou: "..."

I thank you!
Why don't you burn some paper money in front of me?
Want Xiaowen's favorite golden paper ingot!

Liu Lu: "Although paper ingots are not expensive, they also cost money."

"Does that mean I'm not worthy?"

Liu Lu nodded.

This scumbag, wait for him to go out, let's see how he can deal with it as a big brother... Well, he can't deal with it, so let's go to the head office!

(End of this chapter)

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