Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 501 The Gap From Heaven To The Shithole
When the child is full, he pats and burps lightly, and then lies flat on the bed.

"If I had known it would be so troublesome to raise a child, I wouldn't have had one!"

Miao Cuixiang, who came into the house to bring them dried diapers, almost burst into tears.

"You know how difficult it is for me to raise you, don't you think that the baby will run around after the birth?"

Liu Lu nodded, that's what she thought.

Afraid of beating people stupid, it will not be easy for a child to have a stupid mother in the future, and it is actually not easy now.

If it weren't for Zhou Qiao, the son-in-law, who could do the job, Liu Lu's child might as well be put in the kennel and let the dog take care of it.

"The diapers are all put away, have you decided on a name for the child? You can't call that child that child every day."

Liu Lu: "Brother, it's better to be called Liu Jackal, jackal, tiger, leopard, and it sounds like a brother."

Miao Cuixiang looked disgusted, "What a stupid name, he and the little wolf are not brothers, and he is the youngest, why is he called Liu Jackal? My own child named himself, don't listen to your elder brother."

What good name can Liu Qiushou come up with!

The son-in-law is so educated, so we have to let the educated get up.

In fact, Zhou Qiao has already thought of a name, but although he is a teacher and owns a chicken farm, and he is living a splendid life, he is still the son-in-law of the marriage, and the marriage is very good, he does not want to make trouble at all.

I thought Miao Cuixiang was being polite to him, because it seemed that other people's elders liked to name their juniors.

"Or it's better for father and mother to take it."

"If you are asked to take it, you can take it. Just look at what your father and I gave their brothers to get four, and you will know our level!"

brother?

Miao Cuixiang: "Oh, brothers and sisters. I forgot that the third child is a girl."

Well, even with a baby, she's not feminine at all.

Then he took it.

"Let's call him Liu Yuansi. 'A man who has no long-term concerns must have near-term worries'. I hope he will think more and use his brains more in the future, and be a diligent and diligent child."

Pa, Miao Cuixiang slapped her chin.

"It's a good name, it sounds like it's for college entrance examination! Don't be stupid like his mother, just be smarter!"

Difficult as it may be, make up for it in the name!

"Mother, didn't you say that I am a fool and have a foolish blessing?" Why do you despise her again.

"Come on, your blessing was borrowed from the fourth daughter-in-law! You are stupid, you are still protected by me and your father, your son is stupid, what can you do to protect him, and help count the money if he is not sold It's not bad!"

Unconvinced, Liu Lu asked Zhou Qiao, "Do you think I'm stupid too?"

Miao Cuixiang gave an encouraging look and said boldly!

"It's not stupid, it's cute if it's stupid."

Tsk!Miao Cuixiang clutched her cheeks, "Your teeth are sore!" Let them be sour!
Isn't she stupid? Look at her big grin, and she still says she's not stupid.

After finishing the naming, Zhou Qiao asked Liu Lu to choose a nickname.

"What's the big deal, shit!"

Both Miao Cuixiang and Zhou Qiao's expressions collapsed.

Are you kidding me?

"What's wrong, mother, are you saying that a cheap name is easy to support? This name is still appropriate, he was just popped out by a few farts! We don't even have a nickname, isn't it just the boss, the second and the third."

Co-author, he has a nickname and is quite rich.

Little Liu Yuansi: Thank you, this kind of wealth is only for my mother!

It's a pity that Liu Yuansi is not a reborn little genius. He just couldn't speak a word when he was born, so he could only have such a stinky nickname with tears in his eyes.

When Liu Qiushou and others came back after paying New Year's greetings, they found out the child's name.

How amazing you are when you know your name, and how shocked you are when you know your nickname.

The gap from heaven to cesspit.

"I knew that the third son-in-law of my family would have given the name to the third son-in-law!" Chen Mei regretted.

It's Liu Bao's, just use it as a nickname.

As for the nickname, "Third brother, have you been kicked by a donkey after giving birth?"

Even if he is illiterate, he still thinks that this name is not good, it is a cheap name and easy to support, but the children of the Liu family have a real personality, so it is easy to support without taking a cheap name.

"What do you know, I think this nickname is great! Fartbang, so realistic, so commemorative! This is the most precious treasure of a child!" Liu Qiushou gave Liu Lu a thumbs up, "The third child is us The wisest man in the family!"

Everyone except Zhou Qiao: "..."

He must be blind!

Regardless of other people's opinions, the parents have no opinion, so the name is decided.

Gradually, Liu Lu learned to hold the baby and breastfeed her baby. Every time she yelled "Fart Bang, Fart Bang", many people showed indescribable expressions.

Liu Lang: This younger brother is too difficult, why don't you give him some of the love for Tianbao?
Liu Hu: Luckily, my mother didn't give us a nickname. Our first name is our nickname. If there is such a name, he would rather not have it!
Summary: Brother Pibeng is the most pitiful in this family!

Pibeng: Whoa!
The children grow when they see the wind, and the Liu family has three more children, which is even more lively. They have to take care of the children and prepare for the upcoming college entrance examination. Xu Xiaoyun has no time to manage the vegetable field. It is all managed by the mother-in-law and sister-in-law. She doesn't want the money at all, she will give it to whoever sells it.

It is precisely because she is generous and doesn't care about anything, her sister-in-law doesn't have any opinions, and she tries to provide her with a quiet review environment.

until July.

She, Xu Xiaoyun, an older candidate, is finally about to take the college entrance examination!

Tianbao has shown her intelligent nature since she was a child. She can learn to speak faster than her cousin Liu Bao, and she can teach her nursery rhymes just once.

On the day of Xu Xiaoyun's exam, after eating the candidates' breakfast prepared by Miao Cuixiang, Tianbao ran up to her and told her with two cute little cockroaches.

"I wish mom a smooth exam!" It's just that the sentence that is too long is a bit awkward.

"Thank you sweet baby!" The two little faces kissed each other.

Liu Dongsheng is envious, he wants it too!
Do you know how difficult it is for him?
Since Xu Xiaoyun was six months pregnant, the two of them had no intimacy.

Give birth, confinement, take care of your body, and prepare for the college entrance examination!
So, children have kisses, why didn't he?

Liu Dongsheng looked at her pitifully.

"Daughter-in-law, I taught her this sentence!" So... everything is silent.

"What are you doing in front of the child! You have to leave quickly!"

Does that mean it's okay to not be in front of the child?

Okay, I've been waiting for so long, and I don't care about these two days, or...at noon...

"Daughter-in-law, you must come to my place after the exam. I'll take you to Old Man Wei's house for dinner and a nap. I've agreed with him. No matter what, you're still Grandpa Tianbao!"

The weather is so hot, and she is tired of tossing and going back and forth. Her daughter-in-law is not an idiot like Chen Xuebin.

By the way, I heard that Chen Xuebin is still taking the exam this year, so they won't run into each other!
The couple often took Tianbao to Mr. Wei's place. The old man liked Tianbao very much, and prepared a bunch of delicious food every time he went.

Although in terms of cooking, after several years of training, Liu Dongsheng even had a slight tendency to surpass Mr. Wei, but in terms of desserts, he was still not as good as him.

However, Tianbao likes to eat sweets, and Xu Xiaoyun has to guard against them every day. It is better to eat more and brush his teeth well if he stares at her.

(End of this chapter)