Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 413 I just want to eat a bite of the apple my wife bitten
The entanglement between the Chen family and the Liu family can be described as deep hatred!

After Chen's mother entered the police station, not only herself, but also Chen's father and Chen Xuebin felt a little embarrassed in the village, and their business was even affected.

But we still have to insist on selling vegetables, otherwise there will be no money to spend.

They hated the Liu family, and Mother Chen even more!
So in the family, whether it is Liu or married to the Liu family, such as Chen Mei and Xu Xiaoyun, they are not mentioned.

So Liu Lang's business of butchering pigs and deboning is flourishing again, and Chen's mother, who is almost isolated from the world, doesn't know about it at all.

"Don't come here!" Mother Chen couldn't walk, so she had to yell.

Liu Lang: "???"

Sick?
"I'll go there!"

The road doesn't belong to their house, so why can't he take it, if he doesn't go this way, he will go somewhere else, and he will take a long way home.

Chen's mother lowered her head to find something to protect herself, but it was dark, she was old and her eyes were not very good, she didn't see anything, but she saw a dirty bucket.

"If you dare to come over, I will pour dirty water!"

In such a cold day, it is very uncomfortable to be wet all over, not to mention the dirty and smelly water.

"Dirty water? Is it dirty with pig feces?"

Thanks to the fact that the whole family loves to eat pig intestines, everyone in the Liu family is deeply fascinated by the stinky and fragrant taste, but it is not easy to wash.

Liu Lang washed the pig intestines several times for the assignee.

The brown, indescribable, mosaic object was put on the hand, mixed in warm water and melted until the whole basin of water was dyed that color.

Ah, as long as the large intestine of the pig has been washed, other dirty water is nothing.

"Joke, does my Liu Lang seem to be scared away by a bucket of dirty water?" Wait, he seemed to hear the voice of that person, "You are Chen Xuebin's mother, the one who stole my chicken shit?"

Uneducated!She is an elder, is there such a thing as a person?

But Chen's mother was afraid of cutting off her head with a knife, so she didn't dare to say anything.

And something doesn't seem right.

Before Chen's mother could use her brain, which was not as big as a walnut kernel, to figure it out, Liu Lang called.

"Come here, help me! Chen Xuebin's mother hates our family for sending her to the police station and imprisoned. She is going to take revenge on me as a child, and she is going to pour dirty water on me in winter!"

Liu Lang usually doesn't talk much, but he inherited Liu Qiushou's loud voice, which is like a loudspeaker, and everyone in the front and back streets can hear it.

Shouting for help, his expression didn't look scared at all, he was as calm as if Chen's mother invited him to dinner... Ah bah, if someone could invite him to eat meat, he would definitely be beaming with joy.

Besides, he didn't dare to eat the meal invited by Chen's mother, who knows if it is a Hongmen banquet or a diarrhea set meal.

What he, Liu Lang, used his strength to eat, as long as there is no other way, he has to digest it carefully, and he can only pull it out after turning into a regular-shaped cake. How can he have diarrhea!
Chen's mother thought, don't say that he didn't splash it, but really poured water on him. According to the Liu family's reputation in the village, no one will come to help him even if his throat is broken!
Unexpectedly, before the third shout was finished, several doors opened next to it, and almost all the old ladies and daughter-in-laws who could gossip and were not afraid of getting into trouble came out.

"Let's see who dares to pour dirty water on Master Liu!"

"Isn't this a thief in our village? You stole other people's chicken manure, and they sent you to the police station. I think you dare to splash it, so I dare to beat you! My mother's broom skills have never been served by anyone in the village except Miao Cuixiang. !"

"Master Liu, back off, we will protect you! Your hands are so precious, don't get hurt!"

……

A group of people protected Liu Lang, pointed at Chen's mother and scolded, stealing other people's chicken manure is justified!

Mother Chen: "..."

It was as if eight hundred ducks were quacking in my head.

"It's not that I want to pour water on him, it's that he is holding a knife and trying to silence me!"

"Bah! As for your old bark-like neck, don't be cut by Master Liu's knife! It's not uncommon for your neck to be cut in front of others!"

"That is a precious sword that brings happiness to the whole village!"

"Although Master Liu kills pigs happily and neatly, he won't do that illegal thing!"

……

Without Liu Lang's action at all, a group of people sprayed Chen's mother's hair so that it was wet with saliva.

"Master Liu, do you think I'm good at swearing? If it's comfortable to listen to, I'll pick my bones first tomorrow."

"Get up! Can you shave the chicken bones? My family is lazy and greedy. It's like eating chicken without chewing on the bones. It's more delicious to cook with pure chicken."

Liu Lang: "I haven't tried chicken, but I eat a lot of chicken, so it should be about the same." Much bigger than fish bones!a piece of cake!
Mother Chen listened for a long time.

Oh, it turned out that it wasn't revenge for her, that knife was a butcher's knife.

Kill, pig, knife?

The pig-killing knife doesn't even bother to kill her, why is she not as good as a pig?

Mother Chen vomited blood!

Today is a day when people are not as good as pigs.

After dinner, Liu Dongsheng washed Xu Xiaoyun an apple.

The apples delivered by the state-run restaurant are big and red, very fresh, crisp and sweet.

"Just wash it for me? Wash both father and mother too!"

"Daughter-in-law, why do you remember father and mother, I haven't eaten a bite of an apple yet!"

As he said that, the cat lowered his waist, opened his mouth and stretched out towards her, the meaning was self-evident.

Xu Xiaoyun pretended not to understand, and looked into his mouth.

"There are vegetable leaves between your teeth! Well, there are no worm teeth, which is fine. Wash them off quickly!"

Liu Dongsheng pursed his lips in displeasure. It was another day when his daughter-in-law didn't cooperate. Do you have to tell him? How embarrassing he is!
"Daughter-in-law, I want to eat the same apple as you, feed me, ah!"

"But I don't want to eat the same one as you. There are still so many. If you want to eat it, wash it off!"

The daughter-in-law rejected him!
Liu Dongsheng pretended to sob, "You don't even love me anymore!
I, Liu Dongsheng!A person who never got up before ten o'clock in winter before marrying you, often gets up after five o'clock, and rides a bicycle to work hard in the cold wind, don't hand in all the money he earns.

A person like me who can publish a book called "Contemporary Good Man" will be rejected by his wife and won't eat the same apple as me.

My heart was hurt, it was bleeding, it had a big hole, and this man only wanted to eat a bite of the apple that his wife gnawed... Ugh! "

Just as Liu Dongsheng was performing with both voice and emotion, Xu Xiaoyun had already gnawed the apple almost, and covered his mouth with the remaining apple core.

"Stop reading the essay, I'll eat it for you!"

Liu Dongsheng took down the apple core and took a small bite.

He wanted to take a big bite too, but the remaining pulp wouldn't allow him to.

"My daughter-in-law understands me. I like to eat apples close to the core. Is my daughter-in-law enough? How about I wash another one for you?"

Xu Xiaoyun nodded. He happily gnawed on the core of the apple and went to wash the apples. He washed several and gave one to Miao Cuixiang and his wife, one to Liu Lu's house, one to Liu Qiushou's house, and one to Liu Lang, Liu Hu and Liu Wen.

It's not that he is stingy, couples, eating the same apple is called fun, he is silently contributing to the relationship between elder brother and Liu Lu!

He is such a good man!
It's not because there aren't enough apples.

"Daughter-in-law, Apple!" Handed the last one to Xu Xiaoyun, "I specially picked the most popular and biggest one!"

In fact, Xu Xiaoyun was already full, and it wasn't that he was really reluctant to let him eat an apple, but asked him to wash it on purpose.

"I'm full, and I don't want to eat, so I'll give you some food."

Liu Dongsheng instantly understood what Xu Xiaoyun meant.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so kind, if you can help me take a bite, this apple will definitely be sweeter!"

"I also like to eat with other people's saliva, what's wrong." Rolling eyes.

Liu Dongsheng said, "I just love to eat my daughter-in-law's saliva, and no one else's! Why, it's against the law!"

Breaking the law is not breaking the law, but it is shameless enough.

Liu Dongsheng contentedly gnawed on the apple that Xu Xiaoyun pretended to take a small bite of, and it really became sweeter.

"Can you marry such a good wife with shame? Don't you just like my shameless appearance!"

(End of this chapter)