Chapter 402

Liu Qiushou: "Who wants to stink you to death, you are justified in stealing so much chicken manure from our house! How much chicken manure do you have to use to stink to death, my family's chicken manure is a family heirloom, we feel so sorry for using your heirloom! "

Seeing the brown mark on the corner of her mouth, "Say, did you sneak a few mouthfuls just now? Third brother, brother, I'm sorry, I didn't watch it and made your chicken manure less. I'm sorry for you and I'm sorry for mother!"

Liu Qiushou looked guilty.

Mother Chen: "..."

Ah bah bah bah, when she was willing to eat, it wasn't because he pushed her face in hard!

Not only are there brown marks on the corners of the mouth, but also on Mother Chen's face and hair.

Fortunately, it's not summer now, and most of the chicken feces are frozen hard, or they stink even more.

"What can I do if I swallow it, you pick it out? It's disgusting, don't send it to the village, tie it up with a rope, go home and get a car and send it to the county police station!" Miao Cuixiang waved her hand and hurried Go, lest you have long nights and dreams.

Pang Yu, who was still holding Miao Cuixiang's thigh, was a little dazed: "No, don't you want to knock her head off?"

Miao Cuixiang picked up the shovel, "I'm just joking, I'm not stupid!"

She was so angry that she didn't talk about everything, she Miao Cuixiang, such a gentle and kind mother-in-law, how could she do the thing of beating someone's head off.

Holding a shovel is also afraid that the dung thief is a strong man, what if the other party also brings a weapon, it is safe to have this thing for self-defense!

Otherwise, why not just bring a kitchen knife?

"That's right. Gag her!"

After the province went down the mountain, he went to the village and yelled, attracting people, but he was ripped off by the villagers and sent to the police station, which was useless.

Miao Cuixiang tried her best to teach the dung thief a lesson.

Mother Chen: "Don't... woo woo woo!"

Liu Qiushou also had some feces on her hands, so she took off the black face towel to wipe her hands, and stuffed them into her mouth after wiping.

The familiar, long-lost smell of chicken excrement filled Mother Chen's mouth and nasal cavity.

Mother Chen: Help, help!
She doesn't go to the police station!

A group of people went down the mountain quietly again, without making much noise.

Fearing that Liu Qiushou would accidentally get the man away, Miao Cuixiang handed over the escort to Liu Laogao.

Liu Laogao took the rope that bound Chen's mother, and gave Miao Cuixiang a firm look in the dim light of the flashlight.

Daughter-in-law, I will definitely complete the task well!
In addition, I, Liu Laogao, only have you in my heart. Although I have to touch Mother Chen's hand occasionally, I am always pure and innocent!

When the night was dark and the wind was high, when the thief was sent to the police station.

The mule never barked, as if he also knew their plan, and was very cooperative. Only Mother Chen was the most uncooperative, twisting her body on the ground and refusing to get into the car.

Chen Muxin said: I won't go, if I go to the police station, my son will become the laughing stock of the whole village again!You unscrupulous people must be afraid that my son will retaliate against you by being admitted to university, so you ruined their reputation like this!
Fortunately Miao Cuixiang didn't know, otherwise she would have spit on his face.

I bother!

Is your family's reputation worth destroying?

Stealing chicken shit is not our order, you deserve it if you get caught!

Only Liu Laogao and Liu Qiushou escort Chen's mother, which is enough.

Originally, Liu Lu also wanted to go.

"I want to watch the dung thief go to jail!"

Still in jail?
It’s not bad to be locked up for a few days. Although chicken feces are a family heirloom of their family, it may not necessarily be placed elsewhere. I really think it is a treasure everywhere.

Well, it should be a treasure in Chen Xuebin's house, why not steal his chicken manure!
How could Miao Cuixiang let such a mindless Liu Lu follow her.

"You go to the police station, maybe you won't be back until tomorrow, what should Xiao Zhou do?"

Liu Lu was at a loss for words, yes, what should her Brother Qiao do?

The eyeballs lingered on Chen's mother for a long time, and she gritted her teeth and refused to go, but she spit on her shoes twice, otherwise she wouldn't be able to sleep!

Seeing that Chen's mother was still rolling on the ground, "Just lift it up!"

"No way, mother, I'm so handsome, what if the old woman blackmails me and accuses me of molesting her? Although Chen Mei is not very good, I, Liu Qiushou, am a moral person. Since she is still my wife, You can't have a bad reputation with other women!"

He, Liu Qiushou, is of high quality, that orchid!
An old woman like Chen's mother would never want to blackmail him!

Miao Cuixiang: "Just you? I'm not blind!"

"Mom, what do you mean, I'm a handsome guy, and I'm not bad-looking! What if I came into our house just to continue stealing chicken shit for her son? Even if I don't blackmail me, what should I do if I blackmail my father?"

Liu Laogao didn't expect this level. When Liu Qiushou said it, he thought it was very possible, so he nodded and looked at his wife for help.

He, Liu Laogao, thought that although he was average-looking and unattractive to women, it would be a painstaking effort to find someone to marry, but he was absolutely loyal to his wife and would never divorce her!
The ugly old woman can't take advantage of him!
Mother Chen lying on the ground was so shocked that she forgot to roll and struggle.

Ah bah, whoever wants to take advantage of you, whoever wants to enter your Liu family!Come in and be beaten, and live a miserable second half of your life?
Especially Liu Qiushou, where did he come from to think that others would take advantage of him, how miserable it is to be his wife!

As for Liu Laogao, she dare not!

Miao Cuixiang received Liu Laogao's call for help.

That's right, even though her wife is getting older, she is still so attractive, and her voice is more mature and pleasant. Now she is out of the illiterate ranks and can only write poems by self-taught. I can't find such an all-rounder in the whole village with a lantern .

"Third, you fight her up!"

How can this be used?
Without further ado, Liu Lu rolled up her sleeves, like grabbing a sack, picked up Chen's mother's clothes, threw it on the cart, and let you go!

With a bang, Mother Chen fell into the cart, rolled twice and hit the wall of the cart.

Mother Chen: "No no no!"

I'm going to your mother¥%¥#&*...

"Slow down, we'll smash our cart again!" Miao Cuixiang said distressedly.

Mother Chen's nose was puffing in anger, and the big snot flowed out.

Hate, hate myself for not eating two mouthfuls of chicken dung, my heart aches for Miao Cuixiang to death!
No matter how much unwillingness and reluctance there is, as soon as the mule cart leaves, Chen's mother is getting farther and farther away from Honghe Village.

She felt the howling north wind, looked at the dark sky, her nose was running, and the tears from the corners of her eyes were also flowing.

After a trip that seemed to take several hours, but was actually only 10 minutes long, they arrived at the gate of the police station.

In the middle of the night, the old man at the gate of the police station was dozing off on the table when he was suddenly awakened by a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Why can't you come back during the day?

Muttering in my heart, I still put on my padded jacket and went outside to look.

When I saw it, I saw two tall and strong men sandwiched between them was a heavily tied woman with tears and snot and chicken shit on her face. The man on the right was fierce and vicious.

I went, and he was so scared that his pants were about to fall off!

Regretted, I wish I could slap the hand that opened the door, and make you feel bad, make you feel bad!
How come women are kidnapped and trafficked to the police station!

If it's okay if there are too many people, he's the only one in the middle of the night. Is it possible to take him away and come to the police station for a bloodbath?
"I'm old, I can't do anything, it's useless!"

Could it be that there are still female bandits in the ravines who want to kidnap and sell young men to become husbands?

Maybe even polygamy.

Hey, but he didn't want such a good fortune.

And he's old and weak, let him go!He just looked at the door!

(End of this chapter)

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