Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 400 When the moon is dark and the wind is high, when the thief is caught

So Miao Cuixiang and his party put on thick padded jackets, fearing that they would have to watch until midnight, and brought two old quilts to wrap around them at that time.

"Mother, wait for a while!" Liu Qiushou yelled and fiddled around in the room for a while, occasionally Chen Mei's grumbling and reluctant voice came out.

Finally, a masked hero with a hat and a black rag covering his face appeared in front of them.

"Mother, I also turned over a few pieces of rags for you, and wrapped them all up!"

"We're here to catch dung thieves, not thieves, and I won't be around!" Is she, Miao Cuixiang, the kind of sneaky person?
"Oh my mother, I know, but it's just to catch him! Think about it, where is the chicken farm of the third family? It's on the mountain! There is no one around. The flashlight is going up the mountain, and there are not so many trees and grass in winter, what should we do if we find it with a flashlight."

Therefore, wearing a dark mask is for better catching thieves!

It sounds like it makes some sense.

Liu Lang, Liu Hu, Liu Wen, and Pang Yu don't care if it makes sense or not, as long as it's cool to surround them!Everyone was vying to get a piece, laughing and laughing there.

Miao Cuixiang also took a piece, at least to block the wind.

"You four, stop making trouble! If you continue to make trouble like this when you get to the place, you might as well stop going!"

No need to wear a scarf or a flashlight, and they ran away when they heard the sound.

The four stood at attention together.

"Report to grandma, we will definitely keep silent, strictly follow your instructions, and catch the dung thief!"

In the cold winter, the night is quiet, there is no human voice, only the whistling north wind.

Facing the wind, a few people arrived at the chicken farm, walked around, and looked at the chicken manure pile with a flashlight. It was still missing a piece in the morning, indicating that the manure thief hadn't come yet.

Miao Cuixiang picked a few places with a lot of hay for them to disperse and hide, and took care of the four children herself to prevent them from making trouble, especially Liu Qiushou could not be with them.

Liu Qiushou was assigned alone to a place closest to the chicken manure pile. He put his hands into his sleeves and wrapped himself in an old quilt, sniffing his nose.

He was so moved.

The mother is really sharp-eyed, and she can see that he is the most powerful, so she gave him the most important position beside the chicken manure pile.

Liu Qiushou felt itchy on his back and wanted to scratch it, but he was afraid that the excrement thief would hear him making a noise.

No, he can't be scratched, and he can't live up to the important task his mother has given him!
Liu Qiushou had no choice but to bear with it. His eyes were ferocious under the mask of forbearance, and the itching on his back not only did not subside, but became more and more itchy.

He happened to be guarding the downwind, and the north wind swept towards him with the smell of chicken manure and the old smell from the chicken farm.

Enduring the itching, taking a breath of bad breath, it's refreshing.

As soon as the four little ones went up the mountain, they kept silent as they had agreed in advance.

They also want to catch the thief with their own hands!How majestic and interesting it is to say it!
Especially with Miao Cuixiang staring at him, Liu Lang dared to use the head on his neck to guarantee that if they delay in catching the thief, grandma will definitely have a child in her hand, so she is extremely well-behaved.

Four little ones, a silly son, and a silly daughter, Miao Cuixiang knew very well that none of these could be relied upon, so she could only rely on herself and Liu Laogao, their eyes staring like copper bells.

Knowing that it was too dark to see anything, his eyes widened.

As for why Liu Qiushou was placed next to the pile of chicken manure.

In fact, it is the safest place, because as long as the dung thieves go up the mountain, they will be the first to find him, and they will not be able to escape as long as they are surrounded!

It is true that the chicken manure pile needs to be guarded, and there is still a downwind... If the silly son doesn't eat a bit and sticks to the smelliest place, should she guard it?

Suddenly, Miao Cuixiang felt that her sleeve was being pulled, because some child rubbed against her.

After a while, someone started talking again, but Miao Cuixiang ignored it and kept talking.

Looking down, I don't know which child lifted the face towel and wiped her nose with her sleeve.

He covered his mouth with one hand, reached into his clothes with the other, and twisted hard.

Liu Lang: "No!"

Miao Cuixiang's hands were already frozen like ice cubes, they were cold and painful, it was really an action, a double experience, buy one get one free!

He didn't do it on purpose, it's because the grandma said that you can't make a sound, you can't blow your nose and blow your nose, can't you wipe it?
But he couldn't say anything, everything was in the hideous expression.

Pang Yu who witnessed all this: "..."

So cruel!The action is so skillful!

Skilled people feel distressed!
Sure enough, I came to the right place, no shovel brought up the mountain is innocent, Miao Cuixiang really wants to knock people's heads off!

A surge of passion welled up spontaneously.

He, Pang Yu, not only has to help his good brother understand the true face of his family tonight, but also prevent an old lady from going on the path of crime. The responsibility is heavy!You must be optimistic about people.

Therefore, instead of looking at whether the dung thief came or not, he turned his head to look at Miao Cuixiang.

Miao Cuixiang deliberately chose a leeward position, and when she turned her head, it turned into drinking the wind.

After drinking for a while, Pang Yu started to have a dull pain in his stomach. He thought it would pass after a while, but he didn't expect the pain to get worse and he clamped his buttocks.

A sense of urgency lingers somewhere.

He wants to shit!

On such a cold day, with the north wind blowing, he was forced to sweat.

Until I couldn't hold it anymore.

Pang Yu had a hunch that if he didn't take the initiative to pull it, it would directly pull it into his pants.

"Grandma, I want to go to the latrine."

As a guest at someone's house, he couldn't even keep the secret in his trousers, and he wanted to lose an adult. Pang Yu couldn't afford to lose such an adult, so he had to whisper in Miao Cuixiang's ear in a mosquito-like voice.

That's embarrassing enough!

When he came out, he gave thousands of warnings, but he was the one who was holding back!
If it was his grandson, Miao Cuixiang would definitely let him hold back and pull it down his pants!

Dare to spoil her important event of catching the dung thief, I owe you a beating!

But Pang Yu is an outsider!

The child must have been unable to bear it.

After looking around, I didn't find any moving objects, and I can't guarantee that she didn't find it, so I had to say.

"Go, find a place with a lot of grass, and stay away from here." It's best not to come back after pulling!

Pang Yumao covered his stomach with his waist, stepped on the leaves and walked away. He was also afraid that the stench of shit would come here, so he would be embarrassed.

He found a good place to squat down, but his stomach was still crackling. Fortunately, the wind was so strong that such a small sound could not travel very far. He was still squatting at the downwind vent, and the stench was poured into his nose and mouth, and his butt was cool with the wind blowing. Extreme feeling.

Smell group +1.

Pang Yu felt that the back of him leaving was very embarrassed, but he didn't know that Liu Lang cast a particularly envious look.

"Girl, I want to shit too."

"Hold on!"

The lazy donkey grinds a lot of shit and urine.

Liu Lang pouted, and grandma would treat him differently.

Pang Yu finished shitting in a hurry, and lamented that it was fortunate that he had paper in his pocket, but the main reason was that his butt was cold and his legs were numb.

Just as he was about to stand up and leave the smelly place quickly, he heard the slight sound of feet stepping on dead branches and leaves.

The movement froze there, so I had to squat down again.

The dung thief is coming!
At the same time, pray in my heart, don't find him!
I don't know if it's because I'm afraid I won't catch the dung thief, I can't educate my good brother, let him recognize the murderous nature of his relatives, or because I look too ugly, and I will go to the mountains to defecate the next day.

Since then, together with Chen Mei, they have become the stink legend of Honghe Village.

(End of this chapter)