Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 389 Did Your Wife Go Eat Chicken Poop?

Chapter 389 Did Your Wife Go Eat Chicken Poop?

Chen's mother knew that eating chicken feces was difficult to accept.

At first she couldn't believe Hu Qiao's words, but the more she listened, the more reasonable she became, and the more she thought about it, the more reasonable she became!
If Xu Xiaoyan still doesn't believe it, she doesn't rule out taking forced irrigation.

Hearing the shouting, Chen Xuebin rushed in.

As a man, even if the thing is useful, it is difficult to conceive an offspring, and it is no different from a waste, so he also attaches great importance to this child.

As soon as he entered the room, he was hit by the strong smell and his brains were rolling. After he calmed down, he ran over to grab the two of them.

"Mom, what are you doing here?"

The sight accidentally caught something in the bowl.

vomit!
Mother really put shit in a bowl for his wife to eat, mother is really crazy!
Under Chen Xuebin's pull, Chen's mother finally released Xu Xiaoyan, mainly because she didn't dare to really pull hard, what should I do if there is something wrong with my stomach.

"What else can I do, of course it is for your precious son, for your daughter-in-law to have a son!"

She quickly said that eating chicken feces can lead to longevity... No, the theory of giving birth to a son also introduced the vivid and real example of Chen Mei.

Chen Xuebin almost believed it, and there were witnesses, which seemed to make sense.

Nonsence!

How can he believe in these superstitions, a person in the new era who is struggling to get into college?

"Mom, they talk about theirs, but it sounds strange to say that eating chicken feces can give birth to a son. If you want to eat it, let them eat it first, and see if they can give birth to a son."

"How can I do that! Others can wait, but the child in your wife's womb can't wait. If she is born as a girl, no matter how much chicken shit she eats, she won't be able to become a son! Who knows when she will be able to conceive again!"

Chen Xuebin's face was ugly.

Chen's mother also realized that what she said was wrong, even if Chen Xuebin was not good, it had become a fact recognized by the family, but she seldom brought it up.

For a man, this is a great shame!
"Xuebin, mother didn't mean that!" She especially wanted to say that sentence that Liu Qiushou often said, she was telling the truth!

Chen Xuebin reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth, "I know mother. But I'll wait until I ask about eating chicken feces. Before that, don't force Xiaoyan, okay?"

As long as the son is willing to investigate!
Because after investigation, he will find that this matter does make sense!

Chen's mother firmly believed in this, and her son also wanted his son's heart!
I don't know whether he was more stimulated to his fragile heart, or more disgusted by chicken shit, Chen Xuebin didn't eat much, and even vomited after eating.

Because that's chicken shit!

What a memory I don't want to remember!

What a familiar yet unfamiliar taste!

It's still the original recipe, and the familiar taste, and it's actually passed down from the Liu family again!
They all took Chen Mei as an example, if it wasn't his family, who else could it be!

In the Liu family, Chen Xuebin is the most familiar with Xu Xiaoyun.

But he can't use this matter to ask, which is equivalent to stepping back and forth on his masculine self-esteem.

Xu Xiaoyun will definitely look at him with weird eyes, and say with those eyes that seem to be able to talk: Chen Xuebin, have you fallen to this level? !
Liu Qiushou?
No!

After looking for him, he will definitely talk about his looking for him.

The scariest thing was what came out of his mouth, and it might be even scarier than the truth.

Liu Mang species?
Relatively speaking, it was a good choice, but he only came back on Sundays, and as soon as he got back, he buried himself in work.

Chen's mother was right, Chen Xuebin's eagerness for his son could not last until Sunday.

Liu Lu?

To put it bluntly, he hasn't said such a thing to a woman yet.

After much deliberation, Liu Dongsheng was the last choice!

Even if he knew that Liu Dongsheng would definitely tell Xu Xiaoyun about it afterwards, as long as he did it backwards, as long as he didn't face Xu Xiaoyun himself, it seemed easier to accept it.

Anyway, it's impossible for them.

Anyway, which of his various foolish appearances has Xu Xiaoyun never seen?
Until Liu Dongsheng was stopped on the way home from get off work, and the moment they actually faced each other face to face, the sense of shame also grew stronger.

Chen Xuebin suddenly realized that it wasn't a good idea to admit that he couldn't do it with a man who married the man he used to marry.

Chen Xuebin was dumbfounded.

To ask or not to ask, that is the question.

It was not the biting north wind that broke the silence first, but a few duck calls.

"Quack quack!"

Liu Dongsheng recently learned a new dish called salted duck. When he saw a duck seller, he bought a fat one and planned to cook it for Xu Xiaoyun at home.

"Why are you stupid standing there with a wooden stake? I go left and you go left, and I go right and you go right. Want to touch porcelain? Let me tell you, if you dare to touch, I will dare to touch it. Your fake Pingci has become real Pingci!"

In the whole village, Chen Xuebin is the one he dislikes the most, and he even ran to him, so poor and crazy!Or he, the devil king of the world, has been silent in the world for a long time, and the world has even forgotten his legend!

Chen Xuebin's mind was numb from the cold.

Even his cotton padded coat is the thickest in the house, it is also cold after standing in the cold wind for a long time!

Cold, let Chen Xuebin's brain be more flexible, he can beat around the bush!
As soon as he opened his mouth, a line of snot flowed out of his nose.

"Hey, hey, I didn't let you suffer from the cold here. If you have to touch me for a cold, then your bottom line is so low that you don't even want your underwear!"

Suck!

Chen Xuebin sucked it back hard, trying to piece together the broken face, but it only made it more fragmented.

"I don't want to touch you! It's just that there have been too many rumors about eating chicken shit and giving birth to boys in the village recently. This kind of rumor came from your family, and many people have followed suit. Your family will not refute the rumors. Seeing so many people Do you have the heart to be victimized?"

"You, Chen Xuebin, can't pass the college entrance examination, and you're a bad person. My family spread the word, what's wrong with them, their belief can only show that they are stupid! I said that bricks are like food, and they are full. Are they going to eat too?"

What's more, did Chen Mei not explain?Explained, no one believes it!
Chen Xuebin couldn't tell, because after asking many people, he also believed it a little bit.

He is also a fool in Liu Dongsheng's mouth.

"You're so kind, you just go knock on the door and tell them, what's the use of looking for me. I, Liu Dongsheng, don't have that much ability. I can't control the sky or the earth, let alone them eating chicken shit. At most, I can let me My daughter-in-law will eat delicious comfort food."

Chen Xuebin looked at the duck who played the background sound for them. He couldn't even let Xu Xiaoyan eat a fat duck, even if it was a duck's butt full of oil!

He is ashamed of saying this!

Liu Dongsheng didn't care if he was ashamed or not, and was about to leave, but stopped again, his eyes chattering.

Anyway, he was wearing the thick cotton shoes of Mother’s Love brand made by his mother, and the wool scarf of Love brand woven by his wife was wrapped around his neck. Even if the north wind howled, he was as warm as March spring.

"Your daughter-in-law's belly is not too small, maybe your daughter-in-law also ran to eat chicken shit!"

Ahahaha, if that's true, that would be so pleasing!

(End of this chapter)

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